Tucao the Great

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I said intermittently: "Because...love...feeling..."

"what?"

"I love Nie Feng so much! Ah...cough cough." The tomato skin accidentally got stuck in my throat, I spit it out quickly, wiped it on Qin Shuang's sleeve calmly, grabbed his arm and said with difficulty: "...you are his brother, how could I have the heart to kill you? Well... I just want to... give Nie Feng some ecstasy soup... don't stop me... okay?"

At this moment, Qin Shuang believed in my love for Nie Feng, and nodded solemnly: "Okay."

"Oh, I'm going to you to say it earlier! Really haha, please eat dichlorvos next time! I wish you a prosperous business and all the best in the Spring Festival next year!"

Then I left, hiding my achievements and fame.

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After this battle, I didn't expect to indirectly open up my second line of Ren and Du.That is, the evolution of force, there is a self-created martial art, which looks very cool.

I started to sit upright.

Waiting for Nie Feng's plot mission.

After a while, Nie Feng came with the bloody "death covenant" and yelled at me, asking me if I killed Qin Shuang.

I was very calm in my heart, but my expression was very flustered: "Ah, I didn't, I didn't, Nie Feng, you must believe me! Ah!"

Ah ah ah he looks like a fool.

I picked up the pork lung soup and said, "Things are not what you think, you drink this bowl of soup, and I will tell you everything..."

Nie Feng yelled: "I don't want to listen to your lies again! Where is Brother Shuang!" After saying that, he wanted to smash the soup bowl in my hand, but I threw it on the ground before he did.

Damn, no matter how I fall myself, it will be more face-saving.

"Ah! How could you, how could you smash the soup I worked so hard for you..." I closed my eyes, feeling heartbroken.

Nie Feng seemed to be a different person at this time, and said solemnly: "If something happens to Brother Shuang, I will never let you go!"

I go!

Want to be singled out?

After Nie Feng finished speaking, Xiong Jiu walked away in high spirits.

I reached out and wiped the gum from the corners of my eyes, then sat back and waited for Nie Feng to come back, crying, begging my grandma to admit my mistake.

Not long after, Nie Feng rushed into the house again when he learned the truth. He looked at me as if he had changed again, with a happy expression on his face.Just as he was about to speak, he held his throat again, in shock.

I expected that this guy was poisoned by the old woman when he went to the nunnery just now, so I felt great sympathy in my heart, but I pretended not to know it on the surface, and recited my lines to myself: "Forgive me for staying here, I just found out that I am reluctant to leave this."

Nie Feng continued to scratch his throat in pain, foaming at the mouth.

"I know, you won't believe anything I say now. I specially asked Kong Ci to make this bowl of pork lung soup for you. I want to leave a good memory."

Nie Feng rolled his eyes, clutched his throat and twitched.

"Are you afraid that I will poison the soup? No, I don't know how to do it. I'll show you how to drink it." After I finished speaking, I slowly drank more than half of the bowl, spoon by spoon.

Wiping the corners of my mouth, I looked at Nie Feng at this moment.

Damn was panting with difficulty, holding on to the cabinet, sticking out her tongue, drooling, looking like she was in the late stage of epilepsy.

"Ah! Nie Feng? What's wrong with you, Nie Feng?!" I rushed over quickly, supported him and shook him violently: "Speak! Speak! Speak!!"

At this moment, there was a loud "bang" outside the house, and an old woman in a nightgown and wearing a cheap forehead wipe got up from the ground, and she deliberately pretended to be awesome, and walked over and said, "Huh, he's in the middle of the night!" Poisons of my own kind which I mix in soap--Alas!"

"Wow! Don't you look at your feet when you walk, an old woman? I was just trying to remind you to pay attention to the threshold!" After I finished speaking, I sighed, and then pointed at Nie Feng and said, "You say you, what kind of soap should you eat?" ah!"

11 market

The old woman climbed up with her hands on her forehead, and continued to say in a pretentious manner: "He has been poisoned by my unique poison - the kiss of death!"

I go!

Which crooked romance book do you always come from!And the kiss of death!Allow me to vomit for a while and don't stop me!

I vomited enough, rushed up and said: "Since it is your unique poison, then you must have an antidote! Give it to me and spare your dog's life!"

The old woman said without changing her expression, "Hehe."

"Damn! Don't think that I dare not beat you because you are old! Believe it or not, I will beat you right now!"

The old woman was confident: "You dare to touch me! I will let Nie Feng die!"

"You have guts!" After I finished speaking, I punched her left eye, which turned black and blue.

The old woman covered her eyes and stepped back, angrily: "You damn girl, how dare you hit me?"

"I'm sorry, I have obsessive-compulsive disorder!" After I finished speaking, I punched her right eye again, and it was finally symmetrical.

The old woman yelled, "Don't you want to save your lover!?"

Just as I was about to say who cares about him, the system started coughing and coughing.

I held back my emotions, lowered my eyebrows and said, "Please, give me the antidote."

The old woman sneered and said, "You are so stupid to fall in love with Nie Feng."

I love you sister!

"There is no antidote to my kiss of death, unless..." The old woman smiled sinisterly at me, "Unless you press your lips deeply against his lips to suck the poison out, but...the one who dies is you!"

And when I heard this sentence, the corners of my mouth twitched violently twice, and then I couldn't help it anymore, I covered my stomach and laughed wildly!

"Oh my god, I laughed so hard! What are my lips and your lips... oh shit!"

"Kiss of death! Still taking drugs! Do you want two people to strip naked and transfer internal energy to each other!"

"Hahahahahahaha!" I was out of breath from laughing, and when I was exhausted from laughing, I stepped forward and patted Nie Feng on the shoulder, with tears in my eyes, I said, "Nie Feng, go at ease, you I will invite a few gunmen to spread the story of his loyalty."

The old woman was shocked and said, "You don't want to die for him?"

I was just about to say that if such a nasty method had to be used, for the sake of his innocence, I would rather let him die!But as soon as he opened his mouth, the system questioned: "Baby Youruo! How can you do it if you don't follow the plot!"

Immediately I was not happy, curled my lips and said: "Why! What if I can't be saved today!"

The system asked: "Are you sure?"

"I am sure!"

The system was silent for a long while, then suddenly made a ding-dong, and said loudly: "Congratulations on starting the hidden plot! But remember, there is only one hidden plot, so you have to make good use of it! Ya! Ah!"

Ok?

Hide the plot?

Just when I was very surprised, there was a loud shout outside the door, and it was Xiongba and others who arrived.Seeing this situation, they immediately mingled with the old woman.

I turned my head and saw that Nie Feng was foaming at the mouth, convulsing, and was about to die, feeling very sad in my heart.

After thinking about it, the poison was originally transferred to You Ruo, because You Ruo had taken Xiong Ba's Jigong Pill beforehand to fight the poison with the poison to survive.

If this is the case, I thought it would be better to let Nie Feng drink some of my blood, and fight poison with poison.

I clenched my fist the size of a sandbag and punched myself on the nose, causing my blood to bleed immediately.

I quickly spread my hands to catch the nosebleed, then I dug in my nostrils again, and fed all the black and bright red unidentified objects to Nie Feng.

Nie Feng was still breathing, but now he swallowed this pile of things, kicked his legs instantly, rolled his eyes and passed out.

I took two steps back and turned my head to see that Xiongba and the others had come back from the fight.

There was no suspense that the old woman was KO'd.

"You Ruo, how are you You Ruo?" Xiong Ba still cared about his daughter after all, he supported me and asked.

I wiped my nosebleeds, pulled Xiongba to a dark place, and asked: "My beloved father, Nie Feng has been poisoned to death by me, so our bet is still valid!"

Xiongba was stunned for a moment, glanced at Nie Feng, who was lying on all fours, and waved his sleeves: "Of course! I, Xiongba, mean what I say, and you are free from now on!"

The system ding-dong reminded me: "Congratulations on reaching level [-] and opening the hidden mission—the freedom given by Xiongba!"

I cheered and said: "Dear Father, it means that I can be free!"

"Yes, my dear baby girl!"

"Oh! My dear father, I thank you!"

Xiongba gave me the antidote of Jigong Pill, I immediately swallowed it in one gulp, and said: "My beloved father, then I'm leaving."

"Be careful, my dear baby girl!"

"Goodbye, my lord father!" After saying that, I never looked down at my feet again, and with a move of "Heavenly Wind Flying Cloud Dance", I broke through the roof and went straight to the great martial arts forest!

Turn on god view mode.

By the way, after I left, Xiongba began to discuss Nie Feng's funeral with Qin Shuangbu Jingyun.Unexpectedly, before the coffin was finished, the dead body was suddenly cheated!

When Nie Feng woke up, he vomited profusely for three whole days, vomited out all the toxins, and he was alive and vigorous.

When he learned that I had left, he was very sad and said that it was a pity that he did not thank me personally.

After that, Xiongba was furious, and often sent some soldiers and crabs to catch me, thinking he could succeed, but in fact I could only hehe.

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In the past few days, I have been hiding in the market. In addition to learning a lot of life skills, such as cooking, sewing, etc., the level has been stuck at level 32.

I learned from the people around me that my beloved father