Sorry, just passing by to make soy sauce.

On this day, the weather was sunny, and Shengli, who had just finished training, habitually used his laptop to surf the Internet, wanting to see any new information.

Then he saw a top post in the forum where he often dives, and his curiosity drove him to click in. As for what it was about, he could say that he didn't read the title at all, and was just interested in the top post ?

I found that the replies all said that the host was cheating. Just halfway through the test, before the conclusion was reached, "Thank you for participating!", absolutely cheating!

Victory xi, who was intuitive and interesting, filled in his mobile phone number unsuspectingly, and after receiving the verification code, entered it into the test prompt box.

Facing the seemingly super-standard test question in front of him, Shengli geared up and prepared to work hard.

The first question is a sharp question - are you an adult? [-] yes [-] no

Adhering to the principle of honesty in the test, Victory xi chose "[-] no".

Then?Then there was no more, Shengli faced the words on the screen—"Thank you for participating!" BS he is underage?

Victory xi logged into the webpage again unbelievingly, and followed the original steps—enter the mobile phone number, get the verification code, and enter the verification code.

Facing the first question of the meeting again, Shengli xi gave a sinister smile, and with the dark psychology of "you forced me to lie", clicked "[-] yes" viciously.

It's a pity that the weather is not beautiful, the screen is not the second question that Shengli xi was thinking about, but the one that pops up like a proud investigator—Darling, you can't lie~!

Victory xi cried, and the atmosphere was bleak.

Of course, if Shengli just replied to the post and then scrolled down instead of answering the question rashly, he would definitely be able to see the answer to the strategy researched by the masses spontaneously. Although there is no possibility of clearing the level, at least he will not die On the first question.

The teammates at the side belatedly realized that their little maknae was extremely quiet today, and rushed to gather around Shengli and joked:

"Victory, why are you impotent today?" ← Sun xi, you are an honest person, don't be so WS...

"Brother Sun, how can you say that, our youngest must have cheated on you because of your girlfriend!" ← Dacheng xi, you are not kind~......

"When did the maknae hook up with someone?" ← Zhilong xi, your words implying that no one wants victory are like those 20-odd swords, piercing his heart directly, and the one who made him miserable to death, BS He's as good a tester as his age and honesty.

"ano, what's this?" ← The only TOPxi who notices the computer screen and usually thinks in four dimensions, but this meeting seems to be particularly good in the eyes of Shengli.

Shengli felt that he was alive again, looked at TOP excitedly, and silently expressed—brother, among a group of people who doubted his male dysfunction, doubted his girlfriend's integrity, and doubted his personal charm, he is the cutest and kindest You are the one!

TOP looked at him for a long time, hesitated to speak, "... the maknae... brother's sexual orientation, normal..." ← I thought it was the savior, but I didn't expect the second plant to be the big boss!

The victory of the resurrection just full of blood and full state is directly weathered, and the infinite os in my heart, brother, my sexual orientation is also normal! ! ! !

After successfully attacking the youngest, Shengli squatted in the corner and planted mushrooms. The other four members of bigbang didn't feel guilty. ← Victory will cry, really!

"Darling, you can't lie~!" Dacheng pronounced the big shiny characters on the screen clearly, and teased, "Shengli, what did you do to make the computer see through your dishonesty?"

The other three people who were responsive all looked at Shengli with condemning eyes, and the meaning in their eyes was clearly visible—the embarrassment was thrown on the computer!

Shengli, who grew mushrooms silently, felt that he had been shot by an arrow in the knee, and shouted in his heart, misunderstanding, this is a misunderstanding, he obviously turned dishonest after he knew the consequences of being honest!

But will they believe it?The answer is obvious, so Victory just complains in his heart.Tears in the wind, tester, I hate you!

After the condemnation, Dacheng read out the title of the post, "Want to know who you are in the world of Chinese martial arts?" After reading, Chong Shengli asked in disbelief, "The world of Chinese martial arts? You don't even have any martial arts novels from your own country. Read Quan's victory, since when did you care about other countries' affairs?"

Shengli, who was vaguely criticized by Dacheng for being unpatriotic, fell to the ground with arrows. In the future, he must, must read the title first when he enters the post!I can't afford all kinds of injuries!

The post or something gave Shengli a flash of inspiration, and suddenly remembered the reply at the bottom of the post saying that the test was all kinds of cheating, all kinds of inconclusive, all kinds of shocking people.

Shengli climbed up from the ground, temporarily resurrected with full blood and full state, with the dark feeling of "the tester and the brothers in the team beat me, I can let the brothers do the test, no matter what the result is, I can beat one and come back!" Psychologically, he ran to his teammate excitedly, and said happily, "Brother, brother, brother, this is fun, very interesting!" What is the inner emotion saying?

Hearing this, Xiaolongren, Dacheng and Sun looked sideways, and even TOP, who was thinking in the fourth dimension, glanced at Shengli with the eyes of aliens——Shengli, you recovered too quickly this time, and there is a taste of conspiracy ~!

Conspiracy or something, just skip it.

Regarding the interestingness of the test, all four of them looked in disbelief. They didn't know any Chinese martial arts figures. Is it really okay to do this kind of extremely scientific test questions?After reading the conclusion, I don’t know the connotation to be expressed in it. How can it be interesting?

If Shengli knows that his teammates and brothers have this kind of mentality, he must stand on the table with an unwarranted pride and dominate the world. What conclusion?You can't tell if you can make it to the last level!

But obviously, Victory doesn't have mind reading skills, so he missed the best time to hit his teammates and brothers. Now he is dancing and expressing the formality, mystery and reliability of this test procedure! ← Oh, I'll go, reliable or something, victory, I have to say, you are also a magical creature!

After watching the behavior of their youngest cos monkey, the skeptical four took out their notebooks and started to participate in the test. Why don't they just answer a question, no conspiracy or anything can fool them. ← Wangtian, you are so naive, I can’t cheat you, but you cheated your father, commonly known as cheating father!

And Shengli finally saw the second question he was looking forward to - what is your gender? [-] male [-] female [-] not sure

Shengli, who was watching from the sidelines, expressed tearfully that if this was the first question, he would definitely not have died before he finished his task!How embarrassing to tell about being killed in seconds!

The other three blacklines chose "[-] male", but TOP was inexplicably excited and eager to try "[-] not sure".

For the sake of his own innocence, Shengli tightened the clothes in front of him and slowly approached Brother Dacheng. Brother TOP, who didn't even know his gender, was too scary!What shocked Shengli even more was that Brother TOP's test screen also jumped to the next question!

Victory burst into tears again, tester, you can accept TOP brother who doesn’t even know his gender, so, you only have BS and I’m underage?

After doing the topic slowly, you will be faced with one—your most admired martial arts character ____. [-] Dongfang Unbeaten [-] Huang Yaoshi [-] Wuyazi [-] Dugu Qiubai [-]________ (fill in others)

A few people who have never read Chinese martial arts masterpieces look at each other. Who are these people?Does Yaoshi Huang mean doctor?Does Wuyazi have no cliffs? ? ? ? ? ?

In the end, Quan Zhilong, who was at a loss, chose Dongfang Bubai. He said that even if he had never read Chinese martial arts novels, he knew TVXQ, and the name Dongfang Bubai sounded very domineering! ← Girls who know the inside story, please don’t tell Xiaolong people about our Oriental leader’s own palace...

(The author who pays special attention to the Eastern Hierarch yells at the Hierarch while cosplaying while coding, Jin Da is too cruel, is there any reason! My Eastern Hierarch is so powerful and has a lot of charisma, and I was fooled by a cheat book. It’s so worrying, is there any reason!)

According to his own understanding, Dacheng dragged his mouse to choose Huang Yaoshi. He said that pharmacist and so on, he knew it was a promising career!Then the words "Thank you for participating!" appeared on his screen. Dacheng wanted to cry, but he just felt that the test became more and more interesting. What's going on now?Full of enthusiasm in vain ah there is no wood there!

Shengli next to him patted Dacheng on the shoulder with empathy. If he could hide his schadenfreude better, his brother Dacheng would believe that he was comforting him.

The onlookers Sun and TOP looked at each other, returned to their computer, unswervingly chose Dongfang Bubai, and comforted themselves, this is not because they are dishonest, Chinese martial arts or something, you can’t blame them if you haven’t read it!

Regarding their mentality, Dacheng and Shengli, who were dismissed, expressed extreme contempt, dishonesty and sophistry, shameless!

The topic continues - do you have a girlfriend? [-] I can have this [-] I really don’t have this [-] I have a boyfriend

This topic confuses Zhang Erhe even more. What does this question mean?Will you introduce someone to them if you don't have a partner? ← It's really possible!

Quan Zhilong, who just broke up with his girlfriend for less than a month because of the reason that "his girlfriend can't stand his boyfriend's more and more notifications, and has no time to accompany her", was aroused by the pain in his heart, and sadly chose "[-] This really doesn't exist". , successfully saw the next question.

Taiyang xi, who peeked at Quan Zhilong's screen, knew the correct answer, and had a difficult choice between being honest or continuing to answer the question.

In the end, with Dacheng and Shengli staring at each other, he sighed and decided to answer the question honestly. He clicked on "[-] This is OK", and the expected "Thank you for participating!" appeared on the screen. Sun put down the mouse with tears in his eyes. , Another cheated father.

With inexplicable pride, TOP clicked "[-] I really don't have this" with peace of mind, and said that this test is really a good thing, and it made him feel that not having a girlfriend is also an advantage for the first time!

Afterwards, the two encountered a question with a lot of options - what kind of anime do you often watch recently? [-]Competitive sports[-]Detective reasoning[-]Girl love[-]Entertainment and funny[-]Hot-blooded adventure[-]Scary supernatural[-]Magic science fiction[-]War fighting[-]Historical fiction[-]Beautiful lily[-]Harem cultivation[-]Magic creatures

Quan Zhilong thought about the robot cat he had watched with Dacheng recently, and chose "[-] Danmei Lily" without hesitation. ← Oh, let me go, Xiaolongren xi, from what angle do you see that Doraemon belongs to Danmei Lily?

Onlookers Dang Dacheng, Taiyang and Shengli all saw confusion in each other's eyes - when did Zhilong watch the Danmei Lily anime? !

Although he knows the correct answer, TOP is very persistent in anime. He has figures of dolls and toys in his room floating in his mind, thinking distressedly, which similar anime is it? ← What you are talking about is a toy, not an anime, dear!

In the end, he chose "[-] magical creatures". According to the "Thank you for participating!" popped up by the tester, it showed that after the sun, TOP's father was successfully cheated!

The only one who can continue to answer the questions is Quan Zhilong, the leader of their team. The four people who were dismissed surrounded Quan Zhilong, staring at the computer screen with full concentration, which made Quan Zhilong, who was originally answering the questions casually, nervous and inexplicable by the atmosphere around him. .

After answering inexplicable questions one after another, Quan Zhilong, who had never been in danger all the way, finally saw the question with the word "last question" printed on it, feeling all kinds of pride and satisfaction—he is indeed the leader of the team, all kinds of Powerful ah there is no wood!

The last question directly caught the eyes of the five members of bigbang with its uniqueness—do you plan to get married in the near future? [-] Yes [-] No [-] No object how to get married? [-] I am an unmarriageist, don't force me to get married!

Quan Zhilong moved the mouse arrow to hesitate between the four options, wondering which is the correct answer, he wanted to know the final result of the test, is there any!

Wangtian, I don't know when, the test question of the tester has a fixed answer in the eyes of the five people...

The straightforward victory really couldn't stand Quan Zhilong's hesitation at this moment, he snatched the mouse from his leader's hand recklessly, clicked "[-] How to get married if you don't have a partner?" without hesitation, and then ran away.

"Axi!!" Quan Zhilong, who was robbed of the mouse, felt that his majesty had been violated, and immediately went into a state of rampage. Seeing the culprit running away, he didn't even look at the test frame, and went straight to the victory without even thinking about it. And go!

As the other three people exclaimed in surprise, Quan Zhilong and Shengli stopped fighting and looked at them suspiciously. The three tacitly made a way for them to see the computer screen. There appeared in the frame of the test question—"Congratulations, you have successfully completed the test! You will receive a call from our customer service within half an hour, and there will be a gift for you. Please don't hang up or intercept it~!" More big characters.

The five people looked at each other, and they all saw incredible emotions in each other's eyes. What exactly did they do just now?Isn't it a test question?How can there be a good gift? !Could it be that they crossed over? !

The author has something to say: I found out that if bigbang doesn't come out, it will really be a soy sauce~! ＾＾／／／v／／／＾Thank you Yanhuoliandeng, Cynthia, and Tumi for their persistent comments.Thank you Qiyue Liuran for your extremely excited comment.