A Guide to Feeding the Master of Time Traveling

"Okay," the man said, "Since you don't like Lou Duan's face, then I won't bear his dead face."

Ruan Sili immediately retorted: "It's not that I don't like Lou Duan's face, it's that I don't like you holding his face. I don't care who you are, you have no face yourself? You have to hold someone else's face."

The man chuckled: "You don't know who I am?"

Ruan Sili glanced at him, swallowed his saliva and said hesitantly, "Probably...?"

The man smiled again, and raised his hand to tear off a piece of skin from his face like tearing off a mask.

Ruan Sili stared at his real face under the skin, was silent for two seconds, then turned around and ran, shouting as he ran: "Come—people—ah—I caught Situ Wuhou!!!"

Of course, his ending can be imagined - Situ Wu jumped to the front of Ruan Sili with a single tap of his back toe.

He wrapped Ruan Sili's waist with one hand, and tightly covered his mouth with the other.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuan!" Ruan Sili danced, but it was very difficult to control her body.

"Oh, why are you always so disobedient?" Situ Wuhou sighed in embarrassment, and let go of his hand, "Be good, little saint."

Ruan Sili glared at him angrily.

"Why do you put on such a look?" Situ Wuhou laughed, his eyes curved, "Although it's cute, it feels like I made you angry."

"Are you nicknamed heartless?" Ruan Sili looked at him contemptuously. This man has thin lips, and he looks like a heartless person!

"Maybe he has no conscience towards others, but he has enough conscience towards you and me." Empress Situ laughed.

"Aren't you the Master of the Demon Cult? Why do you still want to apostate!" Ruan Sili was really puzzled, "The leader will definitely not treat you badly."

Situ Wuhou suppressed the frivolous smile on his face, and looked at Ruan Sili with a serious face.

Ruan Sili always thought that he was acting like a fool, but now that he was so serious, he still felt a little nervous.

"You're right," Situ Wuhou said calmly, "Not only is Lou Duan not bad to me, but he is also very kind to me. We grew up together, and he and I are like brothers."

Ruan Sili didn't understand: "Then why are you still..."

Empress Situ looked at Ruan Sili and smiled: "Actually, the wrong person is not Lou Jin, nor is it Lou Jin who forced me."

Ruan Sili: "I don't understand, but I think since you and Lou Duan are good brothers, if you turn around now, he will forgive you, right? After all, you haven't done anything harmful... right?"

Empress Situ laughed: "You think of him all the time."

"I didn't!" Ruan Sili retorted, "Why should I think about him, I'm thinking about myself, okay?"

Empress Situ shook her head: "I won't look back. I do things and never look back, and I don't regret it. I didn't feel sorry for me without him. Of course, I didn't feel sorry for him either."

Ruan Sili was even more puzzled: "Actually, I don't really understand the grievances and grievances between you, and I don't seem to have any position to say, but I think there are some conflicts in the world. If they can be resolved, why not try to resolve them?"

He said this with sincerity, since Situ Wuhou said that he and Lou Duan were good brothers in the past, and it wasn't a mortal enmity, it should be resolved no matter what.

Ruan Sili is like this. Before he crossed over, he was a typical rich second generation. He was protected from childhood to adulthood. Although his personality was a little weak and timid, he was a gentle person in his heart. He had never been hurt at all, and he was unwilling to to hurt others.

When he heard that Empress Situ Wu and Lou Duan might have a chance to reconcile, he certainly hoped to resolve it properly.

But Empress Situ shook her head: "I can't go back, he is, and so am I. People always have things they must do."

Well, there is no need to persuade, Ruan Siri sighed.

"But—" Empress Situ suddenly opened her mouth again, "If you promise to be with me, I can consider reconciling with him."

Ruan Sili didn't realize it at first, but when he did, Situ Wuhou's kiss came down.

Of course, when his mouth was only a few centimeters away from Situ Wuhou's mouth, he raised his foot without hesitation and kicked towards the most vulnerable part of the man.

Empress Situ screamed, took a few steps back, and pointed at Ruan Sili tremblingly: "You..."

Ruan Sili also stared wide-eyed, and shouted: "Why are you playing a hooligan in broad daylight! You bloody gay!"

Situ Wu's face turned pale, and Ruan Sili, as a male compatriot, understood this pain very well. He glanced up and down at Situ Wuhou, and said with a contemptuous smile, "You want to eat my tofu, it's a dream."

But in the next second, Ruan Sili couldn't smile anymore. He looked at Empress Situ Wu, his face turned dark.

Situ Wuhou stood up straight, looked at Ruan Sili with a smile: "What, are you scared?"

"Are you a man!" Ruan Sili was in great pain, "Why don't you feel any pain!"

"Because you missed it," Situ Wuhou shrugged, "and of course I am a man," Situ Wuhou grabbed Ruan Sili's hand, "Do you want to touch it?"

"You pervert!" Ruan Sili shook off Situ Wuhou's hand in horror, "Why are you so obscene, how can you openly moles a beautiful boy, I want to report to the police! You pervert! Scum! Enemy of women! Scum of men !"

Turning a deaf ear to these Empress Situ, he bent down and looked at Ruan Sili's little face that was flushed red with fright, his peach blossom eyes were wet, as if covered by a layer of smoke, as if they would captivate the soul, he Just staring at Ruan Sili like this, even though he is a straight man, Ruan Sili felt that he couldn't take it anymore, tell me why his eyes are so affectionate?

"Xiao Li," Situ Wuhou blinked, "I really like you."

Ruan Sili's eyes widened, and he felt his heart beat faster for a moment, but then he shook his head desperately.

"Oh, I don't believe it. Lou Dun said that you are the king of cheating kings. Although I don't know what your intentions are, it's best to give up."

Situ Wuhou stared at him, those smokey eyes that seemed to be able to talk seemed to be aggrieved, "You don't believe it?"

Ruan Sili shook his head resolutely: "I don't believe it, we don't know each other at all, okay, you lied to me just now!"

Situ Wuhou tilted her head slightly, as if she really seemed to be thinking seriously.

Ruan Sili glanced at him, and said cautiously: "If you're okay...then I'll go first?"

Situ Wuhou glanced at him and laughed, "Do you know the way back?"

Ruan Sili looked around, although the layout was similar, but because of the similarity, he really couldn't find the way back.

"This is where I used to live," said Empress Situ, "I set up a formation, and only I know the exit."

……

Ruan Sili turned her head back in horror: "You...you wouldn't..."

Situ Wuhou smiled.

"You don't want to imprison me, do you..." Ruan Sili's voice was trembling. Although he is a straight man, he has flipped through a few of the rotten little books, and the plot of H can't be changed. Drugs are the same for men and women, such as prison△underground prison, closed room ○, tied ○tune□, chained up and tortured□, it is really heavy and scary!

And looking at Situ Wuhou's aspect, he is a black-bellied ghost!

Ruan Sili swallowed, and took a few steps back: "Situ, do you know?"

Empress Situ raised her eyebrows.

Ruan Siri's heart was broken, and he closed his eyes and shouted: "If you like it, you will be presumptuous, but if you love, you must restrain yourself! You must restrain yourself!"

Situ Wuhou didn't understand at first, but a wretched person like him quickly figured it out.

"I don't need to restrain myself," he said solemnly, "because I just like you, not to the extent of love, so it's enough for me to be presumptuous."

Ruan Siri: "..."

You seem to be right, but I can't refute it.

"But you have already rejected me once," Situ Wuhou sighed, as if he was really distressed, he looked up at Ruan Sili with affection again, "I won't force you, I will take it slowly wait."

Ruan Siri: "..."

"You don't have to wait," Ruan Siri said with a heartbroken, "I like Lou Duan, and we are going to get married soon, so please forget about me."

Empress Situ Wu opened his mouth to speak again, Ruan Sili quickly covered his mouth with his hand, "After tonight, forget about me."

Empress Situ: "..."

"Why do I feel weird," Situ Wuhou touched the goosebumps on his hands, "It seems like a scene in a story book about a private meeting with a lover."

Ruan Sili looked serious: "How can you say that, do I look like that kind of person, I'm very loyal, since I'm going to marry the leader, I'm the leader's person, how can I have a secret lover? I don’t have a lover either—why is it a lover, shouldn’t it be a little girl.”

"Because you have broken sleeves like me, and you have accepted the fact that you are broken sleeves." Situ Wu explained the facts expressionlessly.

"Oh! No!" Ruan Sili yelled, holding his head, how could he be gay, how could he be bent!

1 Billys running past his head with bare/naked/naked biceps and soap in hand.

"I don't read much, so don't be an asshole to me," Ruan Sili looked at Situ Wuhou tearfully, "You liar king, you want to lie even to this, you are not a Mingzun at all, you are a liar!"

Situ Wuhou had a "blame me" expression on his face.

"You must be cheating on me," Ruan Sili wiped his face, and said self-consciously, "I'm so easy to deceive, I believe it too hehehehehe, how can a man who I don't even like turn crooked, Situ Wu It was a big fool after that."

Empress Situ looked at him and smiled: "You will naturally understand in the future, it's getting late, I'll take you back."

When Ruan Sili heard it, he immediately had a bad feeling, but he couldn't open his mouth to speak, a faint fragrance came, and he passed out again.

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