A Guide to Feeding the Master of Time Traveling

Lou Yan stood at the entrance of the village, holding a basin in his hand.

"Ah, it's you, big brother." Yi'er stared at Lou Yan with candied haws in her hand. She tilted her head and asked innocently, "What are you doing?"

Lou Yan said expressionlessly, "Taomi."

Yi'er looked at the basin of white turbidity in Lou Yan's hand, swallowed, and ran away quickly.

Lou Yan: "..."

My name is Lou Yan, and I am a dignified minister. It never occurred to me that I don't know how to wash rice.

All of this starts with Ling Zhenhuan, a bad landlord.

The four of them proposed to live in this small village temporarily. Of course, for the sake of Ruan Sili's legs, they wanted to live in Ling Zhenhuan's house, although there was no other place for them to live.

"First of all, you have to pay ten taels of silver for accommodation." Recalling Ling Zhenhuan's ugly face in the afternoon, it made people have high blood pressure every minute.

"Why so many!" Ruan Sili roared, "Is it for four people!"

"How is it possible!" Ling Zhenhuan's eyes widened, "Of course it's ten taels per person."

The corner of Lou Yan'er's mouth twitched: "The monthly salary of Prime Minister Lou is only ten taels of silver."

Ling Zhenhuan waved her hand: "It's too expensive, then you should pack up and go to the Devil's Cult as soon as possible."

"Uncle Ling, you..." Lou Yan's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot.

Ling Zhenhuan patted Lou Yan: "Yu'er, I know you are upright."

Everyone thought that he would say that since this is the case, there should be a discount, but Ling Zhenhuan went on to say: "After you pay the money, it will be enough to live frugally for a few months."

"Why do you ask for money in this kind of place?" Ruan Sili was speechless, "And you also said that you watched them grow up, so you still need money!"

"Bah," Ling Zhenhuan gave Ruan Sili a gouged look, "You really don't know how to pay back rice, oil and salt. Do you need money to buy medicinal materials to treat your legs? Do you need money to buy firewood, rice, oil and salt? Human feelings can be eaten? I am not Our Lady of the White Lotus."

Ruan Sili: "...you are so ruthless, pretend I didn't say so."

Lou Yan frowned: "You live here, don't you live on your own, I see that the farmers around here have opened fields to grow food and side dishes."

"It's as if this article is a farming article. Let me tell you, the author of this article has never read a single farming article. All the characters she wrote can't light up farming skills for the time being."

"..."

Ling Zhenhuan gave Lou Yan another ambiguous look, and stretched out her hands.

Damn it, the hands of a man in his 40s are even whiter and more tender than a girl's, it's shameless!

"I understand," Ruan Siri said with the corner of his mouth twitching, "You just don't work. How did you survive in such a rural place? It's really unbelievable."

Ling Zhenhuan smiled confidently: "You little brats, how can you understand the life attitude and wisdom of mature men."

"...I don't want to understand either."

"In short, if you want to live here, you first have to pay the rent, ten taels per person. Lou Yan'er lives next door to Aunt Wang's house, so I won't charge the rent. I will charge you for food, five taels of silver."

"I'm going to live with Aunt Wang next door too!" Ruan Sili said hastily.

Ling Zhenhuan glanced at him, and said slowly: "Oh, Aunt Wang next door is a widow, and she is the only one in the family."

Ruan Siri: "..."

Ling Zhenhuan glanced at Lou Duan, and continued slowly: "Ruan Sili, you are already a family man, you should pay attention to your image."

Lou Duan actually nodded seriously.

Fuck, Ruan Sili raised his forehead, the leader, please don't be so cute, okay?

"Satin'er and Yan'er sleep together at night." Ling Zhenhuan said again.

"No." As expected of two brothers, Lou Duan and Lou Yan are now in sync.

"Why?" Ling Zhenhuan was puzzled, "Didn't you two sleep together when you were young? Do you still hate it?"

"No," Lou Duan said, "I want to sleep with Li'er, he has a handicap, I'll take care of him."

Ling Zhenhuan touched her chin: "Well, what you said makes sense, after all, you two are a pair of broken sleeves."

Ruan Siri: "..."

You speak as if you are not Duanxiu, who is secretly in love with his father!

Wait... There seems to be something wrong, forget it, I am too lazy to think about it.

Ling Zhenhuan turned her head and looked at Lou Yan again: "In this case, then Yan'er will sleep with me."

Unexpectedly, Lou Yan shook his head, "I want to sleep with her."

He pointed to Lou Yan'er.

Lou Yan'er was expressionless, she was obviously used to it.

"Fuck," Ruan Sili clutched his chest, "I seem to know something important."

Lou Yan's expression was as usual: "She is a girl, so I naturally want to sleep with her to protect her."

Ruan Sili: "You seem to be right, but I can't refute it. How can she sleep at Aunt Wang's next door?"

Lou Yan still looked as usual: "One man and one woman share a room, Aunt Wang won't attract gossip."

Are you really okay?You guys are the ones who make people gossip...

Moreover, Lou Yan'er, as Lou Yan's attendant, wants Lou Yan to protect her like this, it's really not easy.

"Master, you may soon have a sister-in-law Lolita." Ruan Sili concluded.

Lou Dun smiled, shook her head and said, "Not necessarily."

The room was divided, the accommodation fee was paid, and Ling Zhenhuan said that if he wanted to eat, he had to wash the rice, wash the vegetables, light the fire, and cut the firewood.

So Lou Duan went to chop firewood, and Ruan Sili, as a disabled person, did his part...to light a fire, wash vegetables for Lou Yan'er, wash rice and cook for Lou Yan.

"Are you sure this is not farming text?" Ruan Sili looked at the bundle of firewood in front of him, his pupils trembling.

Lou Duan stepped on a solid firewood, and the firewood snapped. He turned his head and said expressionlessly, "I'm sure."

Lou Yan'er came back with the vegetables she washed, there were a few straws in the cabbage, it was extremely fresh, not to mention the rice that Lou Yan washed, one pot went out and one bowl came back.

Several people lit the fire again and waited for Ling Zhenhuan to cook. After a long time of tossing like this, dinner was finally ready, and everyone went back to their respective homes after dinner.

Lou Si pushed Ruan Sili's wheelchair and walked slowly on the country road—Ruan Sili suggested that he should exercise after eating, although he still sat in the wheelchair and let Lou Jin push it. satin.

"What a big moon." Ruan Sili looked up at the starry sky.

In the sky, there was not a trace of dark clouds, and the bright moon was completely exposed.

"En." Lou Duan agreed.

Ruan Sili wondered if he should say something. After all, he had made up his mind with Lou Duan in the morning. He thought about taking this opportunity to confirm the relationship. Although he was a straight man before time travel, he fell in love with him. If he gets it, he will fall in love with him. Anyway, his parents don't care about him, and they don't want to carry on the family line. Besides, it's like this. I guess I won't be able to go back to modern times to be the son of a coal boss.

"What are you thinking?" Lou Duan lowered her head and gently stroked Ruan Sili's side face with her fingers.

Ruan Sili's cheeks turned red: "Master, let me think about it..."

Lou Duan raised her eyebrows: "En?"

Ruan Sili was a little embarrassed: "We are dating like this, right?"

"Association?"

"Oh, it's that you like me and I like you, and then we'll be together."

Lou Duan chuckled: "We've been together for a long time, haven't we?"

Under the moonlight, Ruan Sili's eyes were black and white, looking extraordinarily innocent, Lou Dun's heart moved, and he lowered his head and kissed her.

There are also frogs singing in the rice fields, unknown small wild flowers swaying slightly with the wind, the moon is as cool as water, and the surroundings are peaceful.

Ruan Sili suddenly raised his head and said seriously: "Master, we are like this, it seems that we are filming "Country Love Story"."

Lou Duan: "..."

Ruan Sili said again: "It's a pity that our names are too dramatic. If your name is Duan Erzhu and I'm Ruan Erwang, then it's very appropriate."

Lou Duan: "..."

Ruan Sili said seriously again: "No, no, you have an older brother, you are Duan Tiezhu, and your older brother is Duan Tieshuan."

Lou Duan: "..."

Then, Ruan Sili raised his head and said with a smile: "Hehehe, Duan Tiezhu, when you married me, the bride price would be two chickens, a big sow, and a big buffalo."

Lou Duan: "..."

Lou Dun suddenly felt that she seemed to have married a holy son with an abnormal head.

Ruan Sili wanted to continue talking, but Lou Duan had already blocked his mouth with his own.

"Well--!"

Lou Duan let go of him and touched his face.

"You are you, I am me, Lou Duan and Ruan Sili."

Ruan Sili blinked.

Lou Duan smiled, suddenly stretched out her arms to hug him, and jumped onto the tree.

On the country road not far away, a flame flickered slightly.

"Who is that?" Ruan Sili whispered.

"Lou Yan and Lou Yan'er." Lou Dun said, holding Ruan Sili in his arms and quietly sneaking towards that side.

Although Lou Duan's qinggong is not as good as Yu Youyin's, he is still a master of it, Lou Yan didn't realize it at all.

Regardless of Ruan Sili's feelings, Lou Yan is not in the mood to notice at this moment.

Lou Yan walked in front, carrying a small lantern to illuminate Lou Yan'er behind him.

To be honest, Lou Yan'er looks the best, her gestures reveal a kind of nobility, even if she is wearing coarse clothes and following Lou Yan, she doesn't look like an ordinary attendant.

"I think Lou Yan'er is so strange..." Ruan Sili whispered in Lou Duan's arms, "I don't think he looks like a maid at all, but looks like a young lady, you see, she can't even wash her hair—— Well, maybe she is not used to wash vegetables in the palace, but she always feels weird."

Lou Duan glanced at him, and told Ruan Sili with his eyes: You are not alone.

"Extraordinary bearing, definitely not a low-ranking person." Lou Duan commented.

The two of Lou Yan got closer and closer, and the sound of their conversation gradually reached the ears.

"General Zuo asked you to pick me up?" Lou Yan'er asked.

Her voice seemed to be a little different from the day, and now it sounded a little cold.

Lou Yan said: "Yes."

"I hope that you are the one who is willing to pick me up - Lou Xiang."

As Lou Yan'er said, she stretched out her hand to caress Lou Yan's face.

"I miss you in my heart, and even use your name as an alias, but you never have me in your heart."

Ruan Sili's eyes widened: Sure enough, Lou Yan'er is not called Lou Yan'er, she uses a pseudonym because she likes Lou Yan!