A Guide to Feeding the Master of Time Traveling

"How could there be such a promiscuous thing!" Peng Jiu's face turned red.

Lou Duan rubbed her chin: "So, the "Sacred Heart Sutra" is of no use to us."

Peng Jiuyu also nodded: "Generally speaking, the physique of men who practice martial arts will gradually tend to be masculine, but more or less mixed with yin. Human physique is a harmony of yin and yang, so it is easier to use martial arts cheats with yin and yang attributes. Cultivation, if the martial arts are not in line with one's physique, gentle ones may change one's physique and cause physical mutations, while overbearing ones may cause people to violently die."

Ruan Sili's eyes widened: "Do you mean that there is no pure positive martial arts mentality?"

"No, just because you haven't heard of it doesn't mean you don't have it. The martial arts of our demon sect are six points negative and four points positive." Lou Dun frowned, "However, I have heard of a purely feminine martial arts mentality."

Ruan Sili nodded: "Then tell me about it."

Lou Duan said: "I also occasionally heard from my mother that when my father was young, he had a friend named Shen Langhua, who was the owner of Jiangyifang."

Ruan Sili: "Jiangyifang?...does it make clothes?"

Lou Duan shook her head: "No, they are the Demon Sect, even worse than the Demon Cult."

Ruan Sili didn't understand: "What does it mean to be worse than the Devil's Cult?"

Peng Jiulu said seriously: "I know Jiangyifang, there are all wicked people there, extremely vicious and cruel."

Lou Duan nodded, and continued: "My mother said that Shen Langhua has never married a wife in his life, but he has a child."

Ruan Sili was puzzled: "This is normal, why can't you have a child without getting married! Master, don't you think that you have to steal the bride's shoes on the night of marriage after giving birth, right?"

……

Lou satin said expressionlessly: "Of course I know how a woman should give birth, do you want to try?"

Ruan Sili: "... I hate it, I'm so shy, what's wrong with you being so obscene recently!"

Peng Jiuling: "...Master, you continue to talk."

Lou satin said expressionlessly: "What I mean by fiancée is that he has never touched a woman."

Ruan Siri: "..."

"My god, is he a man?! Is the child really his!"

The door of the new century opened slowly in front of Ruan Sili, what is the direction of this article, is it for boys and girls?

Peng Jiu supported his forehead: "Son, your reaction is too slow."

"How do you know that I have never touched a woman?" Ruan Sili remembered again, "Isn't there a beautiful little maid in Jiangyifang? Even if I have never touched a woman, the child can be picked up."

Yes, this is not a dead end, this is a serious academic discussion.

"Who knows," Lou Duan said lightly, "but the child must be his, because I heard that he looks very similar to him. My mother only said that he didn't know what kind of evil skills he practiced to become a pure Yin physique. Had a baby—it's about physique, I remember."

Ruan Sili couldn't believe it: "Could it be asexual reproduction... Or mitosis... Fuck, this world is so scary!"

Peng Jiuyu shook his head: "What I heard is different from what the leader said."

"Fuck, is there another version!?"

Peng Jiuyu raised his eyebrows, pretending to be mysterious and said: "I heard that Shen Langhua's child's mother is the number one beauty in martial arts, Yunluo."

Oh, so it wasn't mitosis.

"Yunluo..." Lou Duan frowned, "This name really seems familiar."

Peng Jiulu chuckled: "Isn't it the one who scolded the old leader's wife every day when the old leader took a second look at her in the martial arts hall?"

Lou Duan: "..."

Ruan Siri: "..."

Lou Duan pressed her temples: "Okay, don't go too far, the Holy Scripture Heart Sutra is like a waste product in our hands, but people outside don't know what it is..."

Just as he was talking, there was a knock on the door outside.

"Master, are you here with Guardian Right?" A servant asked outside.

Lou Dun calmed down, hinted that Peng Jiu Ling and Ruan Sili should clean up the things on the ground, and asked loudly, "What's the matter?"

The little servant outside replied: "Go back to the leader, the outside door has passed on, the young master of the Helan family has come to visit, please meet the leader."

"What the hell is the Helan family?" Ruan Sili asked while carefully stuffing the Heart Sutra into his chest.

"One of the Four Great Aristocratic Families, the young master is Helan Chongxue. I'll go out and have a look. You guys should stay here and keep what you have collected."

Peng Jiu Ling should be.

Ruan Sili refused: "Helan Chongxue? Isn't that Song Yunque's CP? I really want to see it. Master, let me go and see it!"

Of course Lou Duan couldn't help it, so he had to let Ruan Sili follow behind him, and whispered: "I heard that people from the Helan clan can know their destiny by observing the astrology."

Ruan Sili whispered: "I know, I know, isn't it just a magic stick!"

Seeing that he didn't care about it, Lou Duan had no choice but to say again: "Do you still remember that Who's Who?"

Ruan Sili's eyes lit up when he heard it: "The one you ranked second?"

Lou Dun nodded, laughing and crying, "Actually, it's a rookie ranking, only those aged 25 to 35 years old. Song Yunque's swordsmanship is extremely exquisite, and his martial arts are comparable to mine, so he didn't rank because he is not old enough, but I Ranked second, do you know who is the first?"

Ruan Sili said, "Could it be Helan Chongxue!"

Lou Duan nodded: "I have some friendship with this person. This person is very serious. When we meet you later, don't joke with him, he will take it seriously."

Ruan Sili: "...I'm drunk too."

The two walked towards the hall where they met the guests. Before they got close, they saw two men in white clothes standing at the door of the hall holding swords.

All look a little handsome.

Ruan Sili quietly asked Lou Duan: "Master, which of the two is He Lan?"

Lou Dun looked at those two people, frowned and said, "Neither of them."

Ruan Sili nodded: "Oh, that's He Lanlai's bodyguard?"

Lou Dun didn't answer him.

After a while, a woman in blue came out from the hall and said something to the two men in white at the door, but it was obvious that their opinions were not neutralized, and they quarreled after a few words.

As soon as Ruan Sili walked over, he heard a man's scolding voice: "Qingshuang!"

The one called Qingshuang looked slightly more immature than the one who opened his mouth, and he looked at the woman in blue with a face full of disbelief.

The woman in blue smiled arrogantly: "Why, are you not convinced?"

Qingshuang rolled her eyes and smiled slightly: "I am convinced, of course I am convinced, we are not able to do this in Izumo Villa if we are so presumptuous on other people's territory."

The face of the woman in blue changed, and she turned around to see Lou Duan and Ruan Sili.

"Presumably these two must be Master Lou and Shengzi Ruan," the person who scolded Qingshuang just now turned to Ruan Sili Lou and said politely, "Xue Lengshuang is at Izumo Villa."

"I'm Song Qingshuang."

The woman also said: "I am Wanyu from Helan Villa."

Lou Duan nodded slightly, Ruan Sili's role at this time was to bring out Lou Duan's evil charm, domineering and tall, he took a step forward, and nodded pretendingly: "All three of you, please go in."

Then, Song Qingshuang and Wanyu squeezed into the hall without letting me or me. Xue Lengshuang had the same name as him, with a cold face from the beginning to the end, a face full of bitterness and hatred.

Ruan Sili felt stomach ache seeing Xue Lengshuang like this.

There were already a few servants serving tea and water in the hall, as soon as Ruan Sili entered, he saw a person sitting on the chief seat very rudely.

Ruan Sili thought to himself: Is this Song Yunque's official partner? He is really curious about what he looks like to have a legendary sadomasochistic relationship with Song Yunque!

But unfortunately, Ruan Sili didn't see the real face of that person, because when he was about to step into the hall, a voice suddenly came from outside the door.

"Son!"

Ruan Siri thought to himself, what the hell is the one who has no winks at this time and asks someone to go out, and when he looks back, isn't it the disciple who guarded the gate before?

"Holy Son, Guardian Right, please go over there, saying that there is an urgent matter!"

What can Peng Jiu, the white lotus, do?

Ruan Sili didn't doubt that he was there, and said to Lou Duan, "Master, then I'll go there first."

Lou Duan didn't think too much, just nodded to him.

Ruan Sili followed the disciple out of the hall.

The disciple led Ruan Sili all the way towards Peng Jiu Ling's house, but just passing a bush of flowers, the disciple suddenly screamed.

"What's wrong!" Ruan Sili hurriedly turned to check.

At this moment, there was a sharp pain in his head, and warm liquid flowed down his neck. He reached out to touch it, and it was red.

He struggled to turn his head to see that the disciple leading the way was looking at him with a smile, holding a blood-stained wooden stick in his hand. Seeing that Ruan Siri was bleeding, he showed a very innocent expression: "Ah, I'm sorry, for a while I couldn't control my strength."

At the last moment of Ruan Sili's fainting, he thought to himself: Fuck, where did he get his wooden club from?

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