A Guide to Feeding the Master of Time Traveling

"Anyway, it's not happening now, let's find a way to get out of the desert first." Song Yunque raised his eyebrows.

"Okay," Ruan Sili lowered his head dejectedly, "but I've always wanted to ask, how did you find us?"

Song Yunque said: "The Helan family has a falcon that has been raised since childhood. It is probably the one that found us."

"Wow, the falcon from the south of the Yangtze River flew to the Western Regions to find us! How was it trained?"

Helan Chongxue smiled slightly: "The Helan family has a special trainer, this method of training the eagle... is naturally the secret technique of the Helan family."

The implication is, do you want to learn our family's secret technique?let's go!

The corner of Ruan Sili's mouth twitched, "Hmph, stingy."

At this moment, Yu Youyin, who had been in a coma and was thrown aside, suddenly moved his body and groaned.

"Yu Youyin is awake." Huang Ronglu said, kicking Yu Youyin's body without mercy.

Yu Youyin let out a "hiss—" and sat up from the ground.

Seeing this group of people, he seemed to be taken aback, his face was a little confused, but when he saw Xinyesha, his expression suddenly became tense.

"Xin Yesha...? Who are you?! What do you want to do?"

Xin Yesha said: "Palace Master, I am no longer a member of Tianshui Temple."

Yu Youyin obviously didn't believe it, so he scanned the crowd again, his eyes resting on Ruan Sili.

"Are you... a saint?"

Ruan Sili: "...Haha, it's been a long time since anyone called me that."

"You were imprisoned by Empress Situ and Ayijia, Xin Yesha rescued you." Ruan Sili continued, "So, Xiaoyu, you have to believe that we are good people."

Yuyou trembled because of his pupils, then moved to Ruan Sili's side and hugged Ruan Sili's arm.

"Well, saint, I only believe in you, who made us a destined marriage, I believe you will not lie to me."

……

Look at everyone's expressions, they are all crazy by Lei! ! !

Lou Satin kicked Yu Youyin away expressionlessly, and said to him with a smile: "You can see clearly, he is a man, he is my holy son."

Yu You was kicked on the ground by Lou Duan, turned her head and glared fiercely at Lou Duan: "Hmph, so what, as long as his holy body is not defiled by you, I will never give up!"

……

Ruan Sili seemed to have seen the tic-tac-toe on Lou Duan's face, but Lou Duan still smiled ferociously: "You think too much, he has already belonged to me. ——] Then I [beep——], I also [beep——], use [beep——] to [beep——] [beep——], if he is a woman, the child will have been born long ago It's a litter!"

a litter...

Everyone's expression was stunned.

Ruan Sili was also stunned, Lou Duan, are you a kitten or puppy?Give birth to a litter!

Regardless of whether I'm still an innocent little virgin, isn't this all the plots of "The Seductive Son of God", "The Domineering Leader Falls in Love with Me", and "Kissing the Little Son of the Fox Fairy", Lou Duan, you secretly watched it This kind of book! ! !

And everyone's eyes...

The corner of Ruan Siri's mouth twitched: "Why do you all look at us with eyes that look at filth...?"

Song Yunque said expressionlessly: "I didn't expect these to be true..."

Xinyesha couldn't believe it: "sodirty..."

Ruan Siri supported his forehead.

Yu Youyin was also obviously stunned, he stared blankly at Ruan Sili, and then... burst into tears.

Ruan Sili thought for a while, then patted Yu Youyin's shoulder behind him, and said with deep pain: "Yes, Palace Master Yu, my body is not clean anymore! Forget about me!"

"I'm sorry I'll vomit for a while." Song Yunque got up.

Yu Youyin was still crying, with a heartbroken expression, hiccupping while crying, Xin Yesha stepped forward and patted Yu Youyin on the back, coaxing softly: "Oh, oh, Yinyin doesn't cry, Yinyin The best."

Ruan Sili melancholy remembered a newspaper article he read when he was young and ignorant, one of the classic lines: "Yinyin, you are loose."

So Ruan Sili squatted in front of Yu Youyin, and said very gently: "Yinyin, don't cry, if you cry again, you will relax."

Yu Youyin: "…………………………"

Yuyou had a blank expression on his face after a long time before he said with a blank expression: "The most important thing for us now is to take back the Shrine."

"It's just you?" Lou Duan obviously didn't like Yu Youyin, yes, he has tolerated Yu Youyin for a long time, no matter if it is empress Situ pretending to be or this lolita, he can't bear it, even Hideyoshi, who is a womanizer To be your rival in love?Ah.

"Our goal now is to get out of the desert." He Lan Chongxue still had that smiling look, and Ruan Sili admired him, seeing so many strange things along the way, he was still so calm.

"Obviously we are not enough to take back the Shrine," Huang Ronglu also said. At this time, he began to use his diplomatic ability, "Master Jade, why don't we cooperate, you take us out of the desert, after we go back , can help you take back the shrine."

"Do you think I'm stupid?" Yu Youyin sneered, "I'll take you out, what should you do if you go back on your word?"

Huang Ronglu wanted to say something else, but Song Yunque suddenly said, "Why do we let him take us out?"

People didn't understand it.

Song Yunque smiled slightly, and looked at Yu Youyin with light-colored pupils: "What did you just say? We have falcons from the Helan family. If they can find the Western Regions, they will naturally be able to find Jiangnan. Besides, why go back to Jiangnan? After leaving this desert, we entered the Central Plains, where there are Izumo Villas and branches of the Helan Family everywhere in the Central Plains, it is only a matter of time before we send people to find them.”

A drop of cold sweat dripped from Yu Youyin's head, but he still calmly said, "Really? How many days can you hold on without food?"

Lou Dun had fully awakened the berserk factor at this time, and he said indifferently: "Have you ever heard of killing people for meat? Aren't you just food?"

Yu Youyin: "..."

Ruan Sili was about to scare Pee, what's wrong with you, leader, don't blacken me, leader!

Yu Youyin was completely stunned, and it took him a long time before he gritted his teeth and said, "You won."

He added: "I will take you out, and I don't need you to help me take back the shrine. I just need you to help me find Empress Situ and Ayijia, and kill them."

Song Yunque said: "They are already dead."

Yu Youyin was taken aback.

Not only him, Xin Yesha, Ruan Sili, Lou Duan, Huang Ronglu, the three of them were a little stunned.

Xinyesha was trained by Ayijia as the next envoy of the gods. Although she didn't have deep feelings, after all these years, she still has a teacher-student relationship. Deep, but they grew up together, and they didn't intend to put him to death at first, they just wanted to bring him back to the Demon Cult to control him.

Among them, the one with the most complicated mood is Ruan Sili.

He hated Empress Situ because she was frivolous and glib, but he was also Yu Youyin who pushed him off the cliff and gave him medicine.

He hated Empress Situ so much that he gritted his teeth, but he couldn't hate that fake Yu Youyin.

Several people had their own thoughts, but they heard Yu Youyin ask how he died.

Song Yunque didn't want to say more, just said: "Empress Situ lost his temper and went mad, Ayijia was beaten to death by his palm."

Yu Youyin obviously didn't have that much emotion, so he just said coldly: "Huh, they drugged me, took the opportunity to seize power, locked me in the tunnel, and didn't kill them with their hands. It's really lucky for them."

Xin Yesha didn't want to listen anymore, she said: "In that case, the Palace Master should take us out now."

Yu Youyin glanced at her and slowly got up from the ground.

Under his leadership, a group of people set off slowly.

With Yu Youyin as their guide, it didn't take long for them to see the buildings made of sand and gravel, as well as the residents.

This is not a very refined inn, Ruan Sili came here once before, and it was the maid pretending to be with Empress Situ.

Now coming to this inn, Ruan Siri has mixed feelings in his heart.

Several rented a room and got together to discuss things.

Ruan Sili was thinking wildly, when he suddenly felt a pain in his head, this feeling was so strong that he couldn't help but say ah, and put his hand on his head.

Lou Duan pulled him closer: "Li'er, what's wrong with you?"

"I..." Ruan Sili had just opened his mouth, and before he could speak, he spat out a mouthful of blood with a "wow".

Lou Duan quickly tapped an acupuncture point on his chest, and hugged him tightly.

Song Yunque said: "I'm afraid it's a Gu attack, it's useless for you to seal his big hole."

Lou Duan laid Ruan Sili flat on the bed, unexpectedly Ruan Sili sat up suddenly and hugged Lou Duan.

"I am cold……"

Lou Dun went to touch his hand, but Ruan Sili held it back, "I'm... hot..."

"Are you hot or cold?" Song Yunque walked over to have a look.

At this moment, Ruan Siri's head only felt a buzzing, and his consciousness was a little fuzzy. Sometimes he felt cold, and sometimes he felt hot.

Seeing Ruan Sili's state, Song Yunque couldn't help frowning.

"This is……"

Lou Dun was very anxious, but Ruan Sili grabbed his hand tightly to prevent him from leaving.

Song Yunque touched his chin: "I don't think you need to worry."

Lou Duan: "...???"

Song Yunque curled her lips: "He's in spring."

Lou Duan: "..."

Everyone: "..."

Xin Yesha felt that since she followed the sixth young master, her whole outlook on life had been shattered. She blushed and said, "I'll go out to rest first."

The others also understood and looked at Lou Duan with various eyes.

Lou Duan felt that she was not well.

Ruan Sili's hands were still touching her body, Song Yunque patted Lou Duan and whispered, "I think you need this."

As he said that, he stuffed a small box into Lou Duan's hand, and blinked again: "If you can't do it, there are drug sellers downstairs, please ask for blessings."

Saying that, Song Yunque smiled slightly, led everyone out, and thoughtfully locked the door for them.

Lou Duan: "..."

He and Ruan Sili were the only ones left in the room.

Lou Duan sighed, and leaned over to hug Ruan Sili.

"Hmm..." Ruan Sili let out a low moan, "Master...I'm so uncomfortable..."

Lou Duan kissed his face: "Where is it uncomfortable?"

"It's so uncomfortable everywhere..." Ruan Sili put both hands into Lou Duan's clothes, wandering restlessly over Lou Duan's chest.

"Master...Master...help me..."

"What do you call me?"

"Dan Lang... Duan Lang..." Ruan Sili shouted, and went to pick Lou Duan's clothes with both hands, and his eyes gradually began to cloud with water.

[The river crab goblin mischievously ate 666 characters]

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When Ruan Sili became conscious again, he was no longer on the bed in the inn. He was lying in Lou Duan's arms, and Lou Duan was stroking his hair.

Seeing him wake up, Lou Duan went to kiss him.

"you're awake."

Ruan Siri was a little embarrassed, and when he wanted to get up, he felt limp all over.

Forget it after thinking about it, after doing such an intimate thing and saying such a shameful thing, he simply can't get up in Lou Duan's arms.

"Where is this? Carriage?" Ruan Sili blinked.

Lou Duan let out a "hmm", "We'll be at Chuxiu Mountain soon, how do you feel now?"

To be honest, there is nothing unusual except that my legs are weak.

"Very good," Ruan Sili said, "Did I sleep for a long time? How about everyone?"

"You slept for two whole days, and it scared me at first, but your master said this is normal, the Gu in your body has been cleared, and now you are completely fine, we are parting from them, Huang Ronglu will go back first It's just the two of us now."

"Really!" Ruan Sili was extremely happy when he heard that he was going back to the Devil's Cult soon, "It's great, we are going home."

"Yeah," Lou Duan was also a little emotional, "I'm back home, and when we get back, we'll hold a wedding again, so that everyone in the world will know that you are from Lou Duan, the leader of my Xiushan Demon Sect lady."

"It's the leader's husband." Ruan Sili corrected.

Lou Duan smiled lightly and kissed his mouth, and whispered in his ear in an extremely ambiguous tone: "Who kept calling husband on the bed... huh?"

Peat is really shameful, Ruan Sili turned his face on and denied anyone: "Anyway, it's not me."

"Oh, is that so?" Lou Dun raised her eyebrows, "Then let's do it again and see who it is."

"no……"

Ruan Sili didn't have time to refute, her voice was blocked by Lou Duan's kiss.

Not long after, the Demon Sect arrived.

After returning to the Devil's Cult, Ruan Sili felt that he had really returned home.

Because of Lou Duan, the Devil's Cult is his home.

During the time they were out, Peng Jiu Ling had already found the four elders. It turned out that the four of them were really not dead, but they were tricked by Empress Situ to gamble for several days and nights in a remote place at the foot of the mountain. By the time it was too late to go, they were locked up there.

Due to the heavy losses incurred by the Demon Sect, the four of them were banned from playing mahjong for one month. However, under Ruan Sili's persuasive guidance, they learned a new entertainment method, that is, Doudizhu and Zhajinhua.

Because the Demon Cult has been engaged in for so long and has not been killed yet, and it is becoming more and more prosperous, there is an unknown reason in the Jianghu that "the holy son of the Demon Cult, Ruan Sili, is actually the reincarnation of the nine-tailed fox demon to repay his kindness". legend.

Not long after, Ruan Sili and Lou Duan were going to get married, many sects received invitations, and some who couldn't come also sent gifts, such as congratulatory gifts from the imperial capital.

"Wow, it's from Diji, I'm so nervous! It must be very valuable." Ruan Siri swallowed.

Lou Duan was speechless: "Probably...?"

Ruan Sili quickly opened the gift box, and there were two... Ye Mingzhu quietly lying in the box.

For a moment, Ruan Sili's eyes filled with tears: "I finally have Ye Mingzhu!!!"

Lou Dun smiled slightly, "It's not important, tonight is our bridal chamber wedding night, is there more important things to do?"

Ruan Sili was puzzled: "Is there anything else besides unwrapping presents?"

"Of course it's the bridal chamber wedding."

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