Hairtail, Benxian wants to take you!
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Title: Hairtail, I want to accept you!
Author: Su Dongpo
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Yin Daiyu admitted that he was indeed cheap, otherwise how could he pick up such a scourge and go home.
Hu Jiu felt that he must have owed a lot of money in his previous life, otherwise why couldn't he succeed in crossing the catastrophe four times in a row?
Hairtail copywriting
One day, after fighting wits with buyers, I returned home
Hairtail: Hey, the buyer yesterday was too shameless!I want a refund if I don’t return it, and even threatened me, saying that I will give a bad review!
Hu Jiu: Whoever dares to bully you, I will eat him for you!
Hairtail:. . . . .
Hu Jiuban Copywriter
Hu Jiu: Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
Hairtail:. . . . . .
Author Bacteria: . . . .
Hu Jiu: What are you looking at?Never heard a fox barking!
This is a pseudo-farming article in the guise of farming. The full text is illogical, and the three views are absolutely abnormal, and the integrity has already eloped with the lower limit. - Search - Don't expect the author to be very personable, in the copy Tell you how things will happen because. . .There is no outline for the tower at all! ! !
Sassy Fox Attack X Cunning Black Belly Shou
Content tags: Encounters of supernatural beings, gods and monsters
Search keywords: Protagonist: Yin Daiyu┃Supporting role: Hu Jiu┃Others: Pseudo Farming, Nian Xia, Meng Wen, Love between Human and Fox
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☆, Hairtail 1
Yin Daiyu bent down and picked up the waste paper that fell in the hall, and threw it into the trash can beside him.When he straightened up, he saw an old man behind him staring at him intently.Yin Daiyu smiled contemptuously, ignored him at all, even did not avoid the old man deliberately bumping into him, and walked back to the front desk stepping on black flat-heeled shoes.
The old man didn't say anything, showing an unusually wretched look, and followed Yin Daiyu to the front desk.Yin Daiyu said hello, sir, and went to the cash register, reaching out to scratch his chest as he walked.Unexpectedly, when the person went to check in, the old man yelled to call the manager of the hotel. Yin Daiyu glanced at him coldly and dialed the number of the lobby manager directly.
The lobby manager who received the news went to the lobby soon, and the perverted old man filed a complaint, saying that Yin Daiyu had just taken the opportunity of picking up trash to sexually harass him and asked the lobby manager to give him free room fees.
The lobby manager looked at his triumphant appearance, glanced at Yin Daiyu in disbelief, and said to the old man with great difficulty: "Sir, are you sure he just sexually harassed you?"
The old man Se looked like a victorious rooster, nodded and pointed at Yin Daiyu and said proudly: "That's right, it's her! If you don't believe me, let's adjust the surveillance."
The lobby manager looked at the old man with contempt, and said, "Sir, there is no need to adjust the monitoring, I can be sure that it is impossible for him to harass you!"
Hearing what the lobby manager said, the old man was furious: "What's wrong? If you say it's impossible, then it's impossible? Let me tell you, this matter is endless today. Believe it or not, I'll call the police?"
The manager of the lobby was not happy about being harassed like this, his face turned cold, and he said in a business-like tone: "Since you think it is necessary to call the police, then report it!"
He paused, then glanced at Yin Daiyu again, and said, "But I also want to remind you that our employee is a man!"
The old man's face suddenly turned pale, he hesitated and couldn't speak, and finally paid the room fee in a panic, and went upstairs with a blushing face.
After a day's work, Yin Daiyu was about to go back to the locker room to change his overalls. Xiaomei, who was working with him, knocked on the locker room and said through the door: "Catfish! The manager told you to go to the office."
Yin Daiyu paused when he unbuttoned the button, and then shouted out the door: "Okay, I see, I'll go in a while!"
Entering the manager's room, Yin Daiyu found a chair and sat down consciously. The manager across the table greeted him awkwardly, and then looked at Yin Daiyu with a embarrassed face, hesitating to speak.
Yin Daiyu glanced at the envelope in the manager's hand, and he understood it, and said directly to the embarrassed manager: "Manager, if you have something to say, just say it!"
The manager who got the step changed his expression immediately, and said to Yin Daiyu with a smile on his face: "Xiao Yin! I have no other intention to call you today." He glanced at Yin Daiyu and found that he was not different, so he continued. : "You see, when you first applied for the job, we also agreed that as long as the work goes well, you will stay and work for a long time. But, look at what happened today! This is not the first time this has happened this year. , so we discussed it, or, you still leave?"
After the manager finished speaking, he looked at Yin Daiyu anxiously.To her surprise, Yin Daiyu nodded in agreement readily.
After getting an affirmative answer, the manager immediately handed him the envelope with a smile on his face, and said with a smile: "Look, we also signed the contract at the beginning. According to the agreement, this is your salary for this month and the compensation from the hotel. look?"
Yin Daiyu took the envelope, and replied in an unusually straightforward manner: "That's fine, I'll go through the resignation procedures in a while, manager, if there is nothing else, then I'll leave first!"
The manager sent him out the door as if sending him off.Yin Daiyu filled out the resignation form, handed over the work to the people at the front desk, went to the personnel department to transfer his files, returned his uniform and badge, packed up his things, and greeted his colleagues. left the hotel.
Walking out of the hotel gate, Yin Daiyu glanced back at the hotel's signboard, smiled lightly and left with his belongings in his arms.
It stands to reason that Yin Daiyu should have been very depressed when he was fired from the hotel. Why didn't he feel sad, but also smiled so happily?
Speaking of this, I have to mention Yin Daiyu's occupation.
He is a professional compensation cheater!
What exactly is a compensation cheater?Speaking of this, we have to explain, what exactly is compensation?
Generally, when entering this kind of star-rated hotel, there will be a period of probation, which can be as long as half a month or as short as a week.When the probationary period is over, it is what we often call regularization.
But at this time, you are not an official employee, because the hotel will sign a formal labor contract with you after working in the hotel for another two months. By this time, you will be an official employee.Of course, after the trial period is over, the hotel will help you pay five social insurances and one housing fund.
This kind of labor contract is usually signed for about two years, because the hotel industry is too fluid, and many people often leave their jobs automatically not long after they become full-time employees.But there are also those who stayed steadily and worked for several years.In order to retain people, the hotel has to find a way to these benefits.
For example, if the hotel dismisses you without reason during your employment without any fault, you need to pay the employee at least one month's compensation.
In addition to the unemployment insurance paid by the hotel for a period of time, after one year of payment, you can receive 12 months of unemployment benefits. The unemployment benefits here are calculated at 80.00% of the city's minimum wage.
What Yin Daiyu is doing now is to take advantage of this loophole to apply for jobs in star-rated hotels affiliated to state-owned enterprises. In just one year, he earns nearly two years' salary.Use the saved year to concentrate on taking care of Mr. Tian.
It's like his previous job was working as a cashier at the front desk in a hotel.The last job was a hotel VIP receptionist, and the last time I was a welcome staff.
He is good-looking and has a good figure. Even if he is a man, he is always recruited into the company.
If Yin Daiyu is an uneducated gangster, then his behavior is understandable, but he graduated from BJ Agricultural University, the most famous university in China, which merged with BJ University and QH University. Not working.And why does he insist on doing such a dishonest job that is close to cheating money?
Speaking of this, we have to mention Yin Daiyu's family.
Unlike our ordinary families, Yin Daiyu was brought up by his grandfather since he was a child.
Said it was his grandfather, but in fact it was just a family member without blood relationship.
The company run by Yin Daiyu's parents went bankrupt during the economic crisis in the late 90s, and they owed a lot of debts.So the couple was very, very responsible. After entrusting Yin Daiyu to the neighbor next door, they turned on the gas and committed suicide.
The next door to the Yin family is just a petty citizen, and their own children can't even support them!Not to mention that Yin Daiyu is just a kid in a neighbor's family who doesn't have a deep relationship on weekdays.
So Yin Daiyu went to the city orphanage very smoothly, and was happily given the title of "Debt King" by his friends who lived with him.
The person who adopted Yin Daiyu was named Tian Gao. As for why it was Tian Gao instead of snails or frogs, it can only be said that Mrs. Tian had a superb name.
Grandpa Tian is considered a veteran of the revolution. This old man participated in the War of Resistance Against Japan in his early years. Later, he was injured in a battle to resist US aggression and aid Korea, and was sent back to the rear by the army to recuperate.While he was recovering from his injuries, he fell in love with a girl in the village.
But at that time, to get married, you had to reach a certain level and report to the organization, and the organization agreed to get married.
But the old man may have been too strict with the rules when he was young, so he couldn't control himself for a while, and committed a style problem.At that time, I committed a style problem, and it didn't end with a few words of advice.
The girl's natal family was also powerful, so she found Grandpa Tian's superior that night when she found out about it, and told the truth about it.The troops were also dumbfounded, you said let him marry!He hasn't reached the level, so tell him not to marry him!That girl's natal family put the words aside, and if she doesn't marry, she will sue Tian Gao for playing hooligans!
The superior felt sorry for such a rare soldier like Tian Gao, so he had no choice but to report the matter to the higher authorities.The superior's superior didn't speak bureaucratically, and replied seven words directly - marry or go to jail!
Well, it's a big fuss now.
In desperation, Grandpa Tian had no choice but to retire from the army and go to Jiang's family to become a door-to-door uncle.Although the Jiang family did something disgraceful, it did not prevent Grandpa Tian and Miss Jiang's loving life.
Later, the daughter of Jiang's family died of dystocia during pregnancy, and Grandpa Tian became a bachelor. After sending away the two old men of Jiang's family, Grandpa Tian became a loner again.
Later, after seeing Yin Daiyu by chance, Grandpa Tian felt that this was the child given to him by God, who died in the belly of the Jiang family girl 30 years ago.It's nothing else, it's because Yin Daiyu and Miss Jiang's look so much alike, you can't tell who is who just by looking at the photos!
That year, Yin Daiyu had just turned eight years old.
After Grandpa Tian retired from the army and had no formal job, he settled down in Jiang's family and became a real farmer.
An old man in his sixties with a child who can eat and grow, naturally his life will not be very good.Therefore, Yin Daiyu has learned to cook, wash clothes, and do housework by himself since he came to live in Jiang's house.Later, when I was a little older, I started to learn from Grandpa Tian to pick up unwanted garbage and sell it.
When he was in elementary school, Yin Daiyu was often bullied for these reasons.Those children in the same class even nicknamed him silver hairtail!This nickname continued to follow him until he graduated from university and even started working.
After finally being admitted to university, he also chose the Agricultural University closest to his home. The tuition and living expenses needed for the four years of university were all earned by Yin Daiyu's part-time work and part-time study.He worked so hard because he didn't want Grandpa Tian to be too tired.
But Grandpa Tian was getting old after all. He fell in the yard at the beginning of the year, and after that he often said that he was dizzy and nauseous.Later, when Yin Daiyuqiang dragged her to the hospital for examination, it was discovered that it was cerebral arteriosclerosis.
Because it is a disease with a high probability of stroke, Yin Daiyu, who had already joined a scientific research institute, quit his job immediately after learning the news, and devoted himself to spending time with Mr. Tian at home.
Unexpectedly, a few months later, Grandpa Tian's condition worsened, and he began to lose track of things, and sometimes he would do things all over again just now.Later, symptoms of cerebral hemorrhage even appeared. Fortunately, the doctor was sent to the doctor in time at that time, and there were no major problems.
But the cost of surgery and follow-up treatment has become the biggest problem. Their family is not rich, and the cost of previous treatment has almost exhausted all their savings.In desperation, Yin Daiyu could only look for a job everywhere to make money to maintain Grandpa Tian's treatment.
Don't look at the high gold content of the agricultural university's diploma, in fact, it is worthless if it really goes to the society.It was also at this time that Yin Daiyu realized what it means to be a scholar who is useless!
Seeing that the payment time for the next stage of treatment is coming, Yin Daiyu has no choice but to take the path of defrauding compensation that his classmates mentioned in the chat.
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☆, Hairtail 2
After some comparison, Yin Daiyu found that the treatment and benefits of general star hotels are good. The most important thing is that other companies usually pay compensation for one month or not at all, but the hotel pays it once two months.Especially the more high-end hotels, the more compensation will be issued.
Especially for five-star hotels, because of the strict requirements for recruiting front desk staff, even the benefits provided are too good.The usual guaranteed minimum salary is fine, and the holiday expenses during the holidays are also ridiculously high. Even vacations can be chosen by yourself, as long as you negotiate with the manager yourself.
When he was on break, Yin Daiyu worked part-time in Starbucks. He spoke good English, was pretty, and was generous with tips from customers.Calculated in this way, he only needs to spend one year to earn 9 to [-] yuan, which is still a pure drop.
In the past two years, he has changed three or four part-time jobs, and has earned a lot of money.Recently, the old man's condition has also improved. Yin Daiyu decided to stop after finishing the next order, and go home to farm honestly to serve the old man in his old age.
It should be said that the most hated sentence in this world is that there are unpredictable things in the sky.
Therefore, Grandpa Tian is tragic.
Yin Daiyu received a call from the doctor on the way to the hospital. Doctor Liu told him in a very regretful tone that Grandpa Tian's operation failed and asked him to go to the hospital to see the patient for the last time.
Yin Daiyu sent off Mr. Tian with tears in his eyes. After packing up all the old man's belongings, he returned to Jiang's old house with his ashes in his arms.
When the thunderclouds dispersed in the sky, all the monsters in the Monster Forest knew that the kid from the Hu family had failed again in his tribulation.The grandma of the Bai family, who has a very good relationship with Mrs. Hu, sat on a stone bench, knocked on the pipe bag and sighed: "Hey, it's the fourth time, and I don't know what evil this little Jiuer did in his previous life! None of the four lightning tribulations can be counteracted."
On a clearing in the southeast of the Demon Forest, the Hu family's grandmother dug out a messy mound of soil, pulled out a black mass, and comforted her softly, "It's okay, Xiaojiu! Don't be discouraged. Not this time, let's have a next time!"
The black fox in her hand drooped its head, obviously not listening to Mrs. Hu's usual comfort.
The members of the Hu family are not little monsters. When it comes to seniority, even the members of the Bai family have to be called seniors.But today's world lacks aura, and most of the monsters are not good enough, so these old concepts are not followed by many people now.
In today's world of monsters, strength speaks. Whoever's fist is hard enough has the unquestionable right to speak.
Hu's grandma is a vixen who has only practiced for 90 years, and her theory of Taoism is second to none in the forest of demons.Even the old man of the Huang family, who is best at practicing, is not as profound as her.This old lady Hu has only one son, Hu Wei, so she naturally married the most beautiful vixen in her family, that is, Xiao Jiu's mother, Hu Xian.
But Hu Wei and Hu Xian have many children, as long as you hear Hu Jiu's name, you can know that he has eight more.The worst thing is that these eight are still sisters.
In the vixen world, female vixens are much more popular than male vixens.For nothing else, have you ever seen a vixen who is not beautiful?But what if such an alluring face grew on a man?
It is estimated that most men will curse angrily: "Bitch!" Then turn around and walk away!Even if it's a woman, they probably just look at it with admiring eyes, and then they smile and become best friends with others.
That's right, it is indeed a girlfriend.Think about it!Such a girlfriend, take it out to make you face, you can eat tofu when you are free, and you don’t have to worry about your boyfriend being snatched away, it’s the best of all three things, how wonderful!
Hu Jiu grew up in such an environment, if the three views can be normal, what about his integrity and lower limit?
Of course, for vixens, it is their instinct to seduce talents. As for morality?The fox friend scratched his head, what is that stuff?Can I eat it?
#QAQ, Hu Jiu said, is it swollen for a good gay friend to seduce people as a profession? #
So, on a dark and stormy night of one month, Hu Jiu, who hadn't succeeded in crossing the robbery and didn't want to make seduction his career, packed up his daily necessities, and slipped away like this when no one was paying attention.
Yin Daiyu poked the huddled hairball, wondering why he saw a fox on the way home?And it's a fox in a miniature ancient costume!Are all pet stores so humane now?It's fine to customize clothes for pets, but the custom ones are still ancient costumes!
Could it be that he has been unable to keep up with the trend of the times?But don't tell me, the ancient costume this little fox is wearing is really pretty.Thinking of this, Yin Daiyu stretched out his index finger and poked the fox's ass again.
Unexpectedly, this poke also brought up a problem.
The little fox that was originally huddled into a ball bared its teeth and claws at Yin Daiyu as if its fur had exploded. It looked like a big girl accusing Yin Daiyu of being a hooligan.
Yin Daiyu was stunned by the little fox's spiritual behavior, and after a while, he poked the little fox's forehead with a smile, and said happily: "You little thing, you are still alive! Why don't you continue to pretend to be dead? Is it because you poked your butt?" He poked it again with his hand.
The ending of the story is naturally that Yin Daiyu was bullied by the fox. Looking at the little fox who was dragging his trouser legs to death, Yin Daiyu couldn't laugh or cry.He stretched out his hand to lift the fox up, put it in his arms, nodded its head and said, "You! You can't hold back your head, let's do it! Let's make a three-pronged agreement, you can go home with me, but remember, you can eat whatever you give, Don’t be picky eaters! Also, you are absolutely not allowed to sleep in my bed.”
Seeing the little fox pretending to be absent-minded, Yin Daiyu turned his face and said seriously: "If you commit a crime, I will drive you out of the house, do you hear me?"
The fox shook his head pretending not to understand, and Yin Daiyu didn't bother to talk to it, anyway, he said what he said, if the fox commits a crime at that time, he just needs to be kicked out.
Little did they know, the fox nestled in his arms was not angry!Hmph, it's your honor that the Great Immortal is willing to enter your house, yet dare to tell me this or that.Wait for this Great Immortal to undo the restraint of the Demon Forest and regain his morality, let's see how I will take revenge for being poked in the ass by you.
One person and one fox just stepped on small steps like this, and wobbled down to Tiancun.
Xiatian Village is considered a large village in Shili Baxiang. Most people in the village are surnamed Jiang, and most of the households are related.Like Yin Daiyu, a person with a foreign surname who was adopted by Grandpa Tian, who was originally a foreign surname, basically searched the entire village, and there was only one person.
But the relationship between Yin Daiyu and the villagers is quite good, not for anything else, just because this child is filial enough!
Because the time to get home is in the afternoon, and it is the beginning of August, the summer slack season.At this time, most of the peasant households either ate at home or chatted with relatives and friends with good relations, so Yin Daiyu didn't meet anyone along the way.
Back home, just as Yin Daiyu put down his luggage, he heard someone knock on the door: "Xiaoyu! Are you back?"
Yin Daiyu took a rag and wiped his hands, hurriedly went out and opened the door, and was surprised when he saw the person coming: "Qi Po, why are you here? Come in and have a seat" Yin Daiyu said, turning around to get a stool.
Seventh Po is a neighbor of Grandpa Tian, and she has been playmates with Miss Jiang's family since she was a child.Later, after her husband died, he was driven back by her husband's family.She was the only one in her family, and now she has brought back a little grandson, the old couple are naturally happy, even forgetting about the matter of going to the in-laws to discuss an explanation.
Later, the seventh wife's son Yang Sanshu grew up and married a local daughter-in-law, and most of the younger generation called her third aunt.Because her home is in this village, Aunt Yang often takes her son Erhei and daughter Erni home to live for a few days.
The old lady called Qi Po waved her hand and hurriedly stopped Yin Daiyu's movements: "Xiaoyu! No need." After saying that, she handed him the basket in her hand and said, "I just heard the sound of the door opening, so I knew it was you." I’m back! Here’s some green vegetables. Your family hasn’t planted land for half a year, so you definitely don’t have these things at home. Let’s make do with these today, and wait for your third aunt to come back tomorrow, and then go to my house to eat something good. ah!"
The elder did not dare to resign, Yin Daiyu did not refuse, took the basket and nodded and said: "Hey, I see, Qi Po!"
"Xiaoyu! It's fate for Laotian to go, don't be too sad, live your life well, you know?" Probably seeing Yin Daiyu's red eyes, Qi Po patted his hand and persuaded .
Yin Daiyu was grateful for the old man's kindness, and nodded hurriedly, indicating that he knew.
The seventh lady smiled and nodded, and went home on crutches.Yin Daiyu watched Qi Po's leaving figure, and didn't turn back to his house until she safely entered his yard.
Back to the house, just in time to see the little fox jumping on the bed.Yin Daiyu stepped forward a few strides, stretched out his hand and lifted it, gave it a headache, and reprimanded: "Why did I tell you? You are not allowed to go to bed! Drive you out!"
After finishing speaking, he put the fox into the nest that he had just made for it next to the bed. The little fox was threatened by the words of being kicked out, and immediately fell down, curled up in a ball and did not move.
After Yin Daiyu cleaned up the bed he was going to sleep at night, he squinted at the fox in the den.Probably because he was angry with Yin Daiyu just flicking his head, seeing Yin Daiyu staring at it, the little fox immediately turned his head and put his butt in Yin Daiyu's face.
As soon as he got home, Yin Daiyu, who had a lot of internal and external affairs, didn't have time to talk to him about whether he was playing a temper tantrum, so he went out holding the changed bed sheet and quilt cover.
The moment the door was closed, the sleepy fox in the nest immediately became energetic, and made a gesture of claws and teeth at the door: "Small!"Come back if you have the guts to see if Grandpa will eat you up!
Yin Daiyu, who had already gone out, naturally didn't know. The little fox he picked up was gesturing behind his back to eat him. Of course, even if he knew, he wouldn't take it to heart.After all, judging from its current size, even if it was given the chance, it would not have such a big mouth.
At this time, Yin Daiyu was immersed in a huge shock and couldn't extricate himself.
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☆, Hairtail 3
Yin Daiyu looked at the flowing spring in front of him, and really wanted to slap himself to see if he was dreaming.
Otherwise, how can I explain that I suddenly came to this inexplicable place?The strangest thing is that the spring water in front of him still glows!Yin Daiyu really wanted to spit at the spring water: Do you think you are Shining brand eye drops?Will normal spring water flicker?
Of course, for Yin Daiyu, suddenly appearing in such a strange place, it seems that it is more important to find the way back first, right?Thinking of this, he quickly teleported back to his yard.
The arrogant Koizumi seemed to know that he was rejected by Yin Daiyu, and sprayed Yin Daiyu's face with water before leaving.
Yin Daiyu hugged the sheets and quilts that were wet by the spring water, and wanted to go back and beat the spring water again.So, when he went back, he appeared in the middle of the spring, and took a free cold bath with him.
"Ah chirp!" Yin Daiyu wiped his nose with his sleeve, while continuing to rub the sheets hard.Thanks to Koizumi's arrogant eyes, the sheets and clothes that were supposed to be washed tomorrow had to be washed overnight today.The most important thing is that Yin Daiyu felt that he probably caught a cold because of the cold bath.
So when the little fox sneaked into Yin Daiyu's bed at night, he was kicked to the ground by the uncomfortable Yin Daiyu.
The hair of the fox was blown, and he was about to make two gestures to denounce the cheapskate, when the person in the bed said: "No matter how arrogant you are, I will smash you!"
The little fox immediately retracted the paw that had just been stretched out, and obediently slipped back to his nest leaning against the corner of the wall.
Yin Daiyu rubbed his nose, turned over and continued to sleep, muttering something, if the little fox could hear it clearly, he would regret it until his intestines turned green.This also led to, in the following years, the two arrogant guys always looked at each other disliked.
Because of what Yin Daiyu said just now, the full text is as follows: "No matter how arrogant you are, I will crush you! You are a dead spring!"
On the second day, Yin Daiyu looked at the row of shallots waving in the wind in the corner, and felt a large black line appeared on his forehead.Did such a strong and tender shallot really grow overnight?
There are also weeds growing high all over the yard. If you don’t know, you might think this is the shooting site of a haunted house!Although I don't know what's going on, but after Yin Daiyu came home yesterday, he didn't do anything, the only thing he did was to wash clothes in the dark.
He entered silently in his heart, and when he opened his eyes, the arrogant Koizumi appeared in front of him.
Seeing his titular master come in, the arrogant Koizumi spit out bubbles happily, and then started to spray water on his own.
Yin Daiyu spread his hands, handed the huge shallots in front of Koizumi's eyes, and said, "What did you do?"
After hearing this, Quanyan, who had been splashing water happily, immediately stopped spitting water and began to pretend to be dead.
Yin Daiyu turned the shallot in his hand, glanced at the spring, and said, "It's not convenient to take this shallot out, so let's just plant it here! Hey, this pit is quite suitable. It's just the right size. Even digging a hole Save me all the troubles!" As he spoke, he was about to stuff the shallots into the spring.
Immediately, the spring stopped pretending to be dead, and spouted water, and even used the leaves in the small puddle to spell "right".Seeing that it admitted, Yin Daiyu stopped teasing it, and went back to the yard with the shallots, and went to the kitchen. It happened that the side dishes in the morning were almost green onions, but they grew in time!
#QAQ, I was a shallot who was used as a prop, and then was cut into pieces by hairtail fish!Come out and make some soy sauce first! #
Breakfast is ham and corn porridge and cold shredded radish. When he is alone at home, Yin Daiyu doesn't care about the taste and taste.Take out the radish that was just soaked in the kimchi jar last night and cut it into shreds, add some oily chili peppers and shallots, it is a very delicious side dish.Served with salty porridge, sweet and spicy, it is refreshing!
The little fox just crawled out of the den and walked unsteadily into the yard.Just as Yin Daiyu was chopping shallots in the kitchen, Hu Jiu smelled the smell in the air, and before he woke up, he automatically turned to the kitchen.
"Aww!" What is this?After entering the kitchen, because the chopping board was too high, the little fox stood up, trying to see clearly the source of the aura.
Hearing the movement, Yin Daiyu turned his head and looked down, without stopping his movements, he said with a smile: "Yo! It's you! I didn't see it, you have a good nose! Just change your career and become a dog. I think it's better than yours." Being a fox has a future!"
"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo , i am a fox fairy!"How can that lowly creature be compared with the noble me?The little fox bared his teeth and paws at Yin Daiyu, apparently extremely dissatisfied with what he said.
It happened that Yin Daiyu had finished mixing the side dishes, so he ignored him and went out with the food.The little fox looked at Yin Daiyu's back, touched his hungry belly, and finally failed to overcome his hunger with self-esteem, so he followed Yin Daiyu to the restaurant.
As soon as Yin Daiyu put down the bowls and chopsticks, the little fox had jumped onto the table and headed straight for the side dishes.Yin Daiyu slapped the little fox's outstretched paw, and stopped, "What are you doing? Do you want to rebel?"
The little fox looked at him aggrieved, and didn't understand why Yin Daiyu wanted to beat him. Didn't he and his grandma go to those worshipers' homes before they ate it first, and only humans could eat it?Why is this devotee not like this now?
Yin Daiyu looked at how the little fox felt wronged by Bala, and wondered if he had hit too hard. He coughed and explained, "How can anyone eat with their claws? How unhygienic?"
As he spoke, he took part of the food out, put it on a plate and put it on the ground, pointed to the plate and said to the little fox, "No, come here to eat! Don't use your claws!"
"Aww!" You want me to eat on the ground?Believe it or not, Benxian ate you?
Hu Jiu is angry, is there a mistake!Thinking of him as a dignified Lord Fox Fairy, what a majestic figure, being restricted by the demon forest's restrictions, it would be embarrassing enough to be as stupid as he is now.Not to mention that he lost all his mana and fell on the road, and was picked up halfway like garbage, and that's fine.Even last night, this weird devotee actually didn't allow him to go to bed, but made a nest for him at his feet, and the fox was under the eaves, so he had to bow his head, he couldn't bear it!
But now, this ignorant human actually treats him like a dog, what a shame to him!If it gets out, how can he have the face to see a fox?Don't do it, resolutely don't do it!
Yin Daiyu looked at the fox with its fangs and claws open again, knowing that this old man would not be satisfied with what he wanted. Today's breakfast is not going to be delicious, so he sighed helplessly, found two square stools and put them together. The plate was moved up, and he said to Hu Jiu, "Master Fox, please eat! Are you satisfied now?"
Hu Jiu gave him a look of understanding, and then arrogantly got off the table, and went to eat the meal he had been looking forward to for a long time.
Yin Daiyu looked at Hu Jiu who was eating with his head down, thinking about whether to throw this troublesome little thing out.He doesn't do anything all day long, and only makes trouble for him, and it's a disaster to raise him!However, in the winter, can such a small fox survive if thrown out?Thinking about it this way, it's really pitiful, or else, raise it until next spring?Well, that's it!
If Hu Jiu, who was eating happily with his head down, knew that the man who picked him up less than half a day ago was already planning to throw him out, how would he feel?
#胡九: Dare to throw this uncle out, eat you! #
No matter what one person and one fox think, at least for now, the atmosphere of their meal is quite harmonious.
Yin Daiyu's craftsmanship is quite good, at least among ordinary people, he can definitely be regarded as a chef.This can be seen from the fact that Hu Jiu almost licked the plate clean.
#口胡, that is obviously the Great Immortal who is considerate of this poor devotee, and told him that he has enjoyed every single grain of his offering, okay? #
Although in many discussions in the future, Hu Jiu refused to admit that it was because he was greedy that he made the act of licking the plate.But at this time, his actions obviously won Yin Daiyu's heart.So the original decision to only feed for a period of time was temporarily changed to feeding for the time being.If it is still likable, let him stay with me as a companion!
So, after such a meal, Hu Jiu's future was decided like this!
The author has something to say:
☆, Hairtail 4
Hu Jiu pawed at his paws boredly, looked at someone who was squatting in the yard trying to pull weeds, a trace of displeasure flashed in his eyes: Tsk, if the mana of this Great Immortal recovers, why would I need this devotee to be stupid? It takes a long time to pull here, and you can get it done with a snap of your fingers!
Thinking of this, I remembered the meal I had in the morning, there seemed to be aura in it
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