liar system

Mother Lin was very surprised by the strange man who suddenly appeared, "Xiao Yue, this is?"

"He's my friend, um..." Qiao Shu glanced at Brother Thief, and found that he didn't know his name, so he asked directly, "What's your name?"

Brother Thief smiled brightly, "My name is Yang Chun, and everyone calls me Xiao Chun."

"Mom, you can see, I can't even remember his name, and I don't know him very well." Qiao Shu turned his head and said to his mother, and he didn't care that his "unfamiliar" friend was still there.

"You child!" Mother Lin gave him a reproachful look, and then put on a polite smile at Yang Chun, "Don't mind Brother Yang, this kid has always been like this? You don't seem to be from our village, do you?"

"Ah? Ah!" Yang Chun glanced at Qiao Shu, seeing that he had no intention of helping at all, and said, "I met A Yue when we were working outside, and this time I came to the village to visit relatives. I didn't expect A Yue Yue's hometown is also here, so I happened to go out with him too."

"That's right, there's such a coincidence." Lin's mother looked good today, and she talked a lot more. "I don't know who your relatives are? I know everyone in the village."

"Relatives?" Yang Chun didn't know anyone else in Plum Village except Qiao Shu. Fortunately, he secretly followed Qiao Shu all the way and overheard a lot of conversations. He blinked and said, "It's Uncle Six. He's my cousin. I was ordered by my mother to give him something, and I also visited him by the way."

"I didn't expect it to be Uncle Six!" Mother Lin's expression was a little surprised, "He has always been very kind to our little Yue!"

"Yeah, I really didn't expect such a fate." Yang Chun nodded, thinking that I don't know him yet!

Later, taking advantage of Lin's mother not paying attention, Yang Chun quietly said to Qiao Shu, "Is this really your real mother?"

"Otherwise? She looks a lot like my stepmother?" Qiao Shu said coldly.

"That's not what I meant. I thought that in your line of business, these superficial family members are all fake."

"Sorry, I don't understand what you mean." Qiao Shu looked at him expressionlessly.

Yang Chun immediately kept silent, he understood that the most important thing in this line of work is secrecy.

"Also." Qiao Shu added, "The lie just now was not satisfactory. If my mother meets Sixth Uncle, you will reveal the truth as soon as you talk to him. You can only solve a temporary emergency. So you are not qualified to be my apprentice. , but for the sake of your sincerity, I will give you another chance."

"What opportunity?" Yang Chun was overjoyed when he heard Qiao Shu let go, and asked quickly.

"You'll find out later."

Brother System was a little puzzled, "You really intend to take him as a disciple, don't forget to kiss you, now that you have washed your hands, you are a good citizen entertainer with morality, intelligence, physique, beauty and labor!"

"So, don't I still need an agent?"

The system "..." It looked at Yang Chun who was still trying to imagine his future life, living in a hail of bullets, and suddenly felt very sad.

After another two hours of driving, I arrived at Shuanglong Town. Although Shuanglong Town is a town, it has been built a lot in recent years, and it is as prosperous as a small city. The medical industry is especially developed. I understand, no one is better than Yang Chun, which hospital is the best, which restaurant has the best food, he knows everything, so, almost all of Lin's mother's medical registration has troubled him, seeing how dedicated he is. Those who didn't know him thought he was Mother Lin's biological son.

While her mother was going for a comprehensive examination, Qiao Shu said to Yang Chun, "Did you see that fat nurse over there? As long as you can trick her phone number back, I will consider you qualified."

Yang Chun's eyes widened, as if he hadn't thought that the task would be so simple. He wasn't bad looking. The fat girl nurse had such a figure and appearance that few people would care about her. As long as he pretended to be interested in her, wouldn't it be easy to catch her?

So he said to Qiao Shu coquettishly, "Master, wait for me for 5 minutes."

Seeing Yang Chun walking towards the fat girl nurse, Brother System sighed, "It's so pitiful!"

A smile appeared on Qiao Shu's face, "Indeed."

That fat nurse looks to weigh two hundred catties. When treating male patients, she has rough hands and feet and a rough voice. When treating female patients, she speaks softly and softly, and her eyes sometimes look to her chest. 80.00% It's a lesbian, if Yang Chun treats her with ordinary girl-picking tricks, she will definitely be very pitiful.

Mother Lin's inspection took two full hours, but Yang Chun didn't come back triumphantly until the inspection was finished. When Mother Lin came out, she was a little surprised, "Where's Xiaochun?"

"Go to the toilet." Qiao Shu looked at the examination report in her hand, "How is it, what did the doctor say?"

There was a smile on Mother Lin's face, "It's nothing, I said I'm fine."

At this moment, Yang Chun finally appeared, his clothes were messy, he looked carefully, there were still some bruises between his brows, and he said dejectedly, "I lost, I really can't help it, that woman, that woman is simply a lunatic !"

Qiao Shu took a look, and just in time, Nurse Fat Girl was walking towards Wan. When she saw her, Yang Chun was so scared that he hid behind Mother Lin in fright. The nurse goes.

From Yang Chun's line of sight, he could only see Qiao Shu talking to the nurse anxiously, and then the nurse handed over her mobile phone from her pocket.

Yang Chun felt a buzzing sound in his pocket, which turned out to be the phone vibrating.

He stared at Qiao Shu who came back with wide eyes, and asked, "How did you do it?"

"How can I tell you about my ability to eat?" Qiao Shu rolled his eyes at him.

Only Mother Lin seemed to be confused by the two of them.

Qiao Shu stayed in Shuanglong Town for a whole month. Lin's mother's condition was indeed not serious, but it was the root cause of the disease that fell from the mother's womb. It was very difficult to cure it. So Qiao Shu bought a house in Shuanglong Town and let Lin Mu Mother lives here to recuperate.It's a pity that my brother and sister-in-law don't know where to get the news, so they come to live here every now and then.

Qiao Shu took care of his mother for a month, and after confirming that her mother was in good health, he embarked on the journey back home, along with his reserve manager Yang Chun.

After this kid secretly followed the fat girl nurse for half a month, he finally recognized the fact that she was gay. The next thing was very simple. He directly spent a sum of money to find a hotel girl, so that She pretended to approach her and finally got the phone number and completed the task.

After more than three months, Qiao Shu finally returned to X City. He first gave Yang Chun a sum of money to settle down first. Yang Chun, who still mistakenly thought that he had boarded a gangster boat, was extremely excited. accepted.

Secondly, it was time to return to the dormitory. Fei Qin had already returned from filming. Qiao Shu opened the door of his room and hadn’t come back for a long time. The room was full of dust. It seemed that it still needed to be cleaned. Thinking that something was missing, Qiao Shu went. shopping mall.

The shopping mall is still the same as last time, Wanshi.

Unexpectedly, as soon as Qiao Shu walked into the gate of the mall, he immediately attracted the attention of the whole mall. Many people quickly took out their mobile phones and took a close-up of Qiao Shu.

Qiao Shu was holding a mop in his hand, so he stayed on the spot.

He quietly said to the system monarch in his heart, "It's not that I think too much. Are these people my fans? It seems that with my reputation, even if I am recognized, I don't have such popularity, right? Tianchennu, isn't it not yet?" Play it?"

The system responded, "No, you are thinking too much. Look at the wall on the left."

"Where?" Qiao Shu turned his head, and was caught in the front again.

"Forget it." The system gave up. "I'll just use the system snapshot to send it to you."

A set of images quickly appeared in Qiao Shu's mind, with his photo on it, and the following lines:

The biggest liar in history, whoever tells me the whereabouts of this person first, will receive a bonus of [-]!Below is a line of mobile phone numbers.

Qiao Shu wanted to cover his face, one hundred thousand!Who is such a local tyrant, hasn't he already washed his hands and changed his face?How could you offend this kind of person? Hundreds of thousands!What to do, he already has the urge to sell himself to that person!Ruined!In this difficult dawdling time, even his vision has become lower!Before changing it, he didn't care even if it cost 100 million US dollars!

Five minutes after Qiao Shu walked into this shopping mall and was photographed, someone ran over, stood in front of Qiao Shu, raised his mobile phone, and shouted, "That 5! Send the account number here. , 18903676894 yuan will be transferred to your account immediately."

The user of that number naturally smiled, and the others "cut" one after another, very disappointed.

The crowd gradually dispersed, and the man glared at Qiao Shu panting, "I finally found you!"

"Excuse me, who are you?"

Qiao Shu looked at the boy in front of him. He had fresh black hair and leather pants. Although there was messy makeup on his face, he could still vaguely see his outline and delicate features.

Hearing Qiao Shu's question, the man was furious and defeated, "I've been looking for you for more than three months, and now you have the nerve to ask me who I am! You bloody liar!"

Qiao Shu sized him up carefully from top to bottom, and said lightly, "Your face is so covered in makeup, I think it's hard to recognize you!"

Cheng Huaiyuan "..."

Cheng Huaiyuan gritted his teeth, "You bloody liar! You lied to me so hard last time here!"

Qiao Shu glanced at him, "How bitter it is!" He didn't lose money, and he didn't lose color, isn't it just a wallet?He still paid for it!

Cheng Huaiyuan "Don't look at me with that strange look! The point is not whether I was cheated of money, but the point is that I was cheated by you! You actually cheated me!"

Qiao Shu thought that he might have found the crux of the matter, but he seemed very surprised, "Have you never been deceived before?"

Cheng Huaiyuan was taken aback, "Of course not, you think everyone is like you!" He was telling the truth. He had never been deceived since he was a child, and the main reason was that he had a terrible old relationship with him. Brother, how should I put it, the end of lying to him will be very miserable, very miserable.

"That's it!" Qiao Shu picked out the mop, and walked around Cheng Huaiyuan, "I'm helping you increase your life experience, don't thank me, of course, if you can't find anything to express your gratitude, I don't mind if you pay some tuition fees, that's your phone number, right? I'll send you the account number later!"