Xiaoshou's delicious food generation
Work related
The different ringtones are roughly divided into four categories: family, colleagues, friends, and strangers. Among them, Yao Li and Lin Zezhao independently set ringtones for incoming calls.
After getting to know Ji Xiuyu, Jiang Yifan thought about it and felt that Ji Xiuyu was not a family member, a colleague, or a stranger.If it's a friend, it's not a pure friend, so in the end, he also set a different ringtone for Ji Xiuyu.Because the master-student relationship is greater than the friend relationship, it is a special relationship.
As soon as the phone was connected, there was confusion in my ears. I didn't know where Ji Xiuyu was now, but his voice came over clearly.
"Hey, little Fanfan~ I will trouble you to go to my house tonight, I have something to do and I can't leave now. Let's change it to tomorrow when I buy materials, is it okay?"
Jiang Yifan was ashamed by Ji Xiuyu's address.
He didn't know when Ji Xiuyu would use the three words "Xiao Fanfan" to act cute, coquettish, or teasing him. At this time, he always felt that his master should either take medicine or I took the wrong medicine.
"Master, have you taken your medicine?" Jiang Yifan smiled, and just when he thought Ji Xiuyu would be as speechless as before, the other party spoke.
"Of course not, I'll wait for Xiao Fanfan to feed you myself!"
"..."
Jiang Yifan was not as thick-skinned as Ji Xiuyu, and he blushed from shame when he was successfully molested by Chi Guoguo.
"I have something to do at night, so I can't go, so I ask Master for leave! Goodbye!"
After quickly finishing what he wanted to say, Jiang Yifan hung up the phone decisively. If he was molested again, he was afraid that he would have arrhythmia ╮( ̄▽ ̄")╭
Ji Xiuyu, who was hung up on the other end, stared at the phone for a long time, very depressed.
"Master, I might not approve of your fake...you actually hung up on me again..."
Jiang Yifan got into Yao Li's car, Yao Li turned his head and glanced at him, very dissatisfied, "Who are you calling? Are you so annoying?"
"...No, right?" Jiang Yifan glanced at the call time, it was less than 3 minutes, what's there to worry about?
The car drove silently for a while, and Jiang Yifan finally asked his own question, "Why didn't you take off your glasses?" Isn't it strange to still be wearing glasses in the car?
Yao Li cleared his throat unnaturally, and then said fiercely, "You leave me alone, my wife is willing."
"..." Jiang Yifan silently withdrew his gaze, looked at the scenery outside, and felt in his heart: Only Brother Tian can love Yao Li's personality so much, and outsiders are simply not blessed and can't bear it!
Sure enough, what kind of pot goes with what kind of lid is destined!
☆, 20 It doesn't make sense to rely on you
The car drove for a long time, but Jiang Yifan didn't know where his destination was, so he asked, "Where are you going to have dinner?"
Yao Li turned the car to the left and asked without answering, "I heard from Kaitian that he introduced cooking classes and chefs to you. Did you go to learn?"
"Yes." Jiang Yifan nodded, but felt guilty for some reason.
"How long have you been studying?"
Jiang Yifan calculated silently, "Uh, almost a month."
Yao Li continued to ask, "How are you doing?"
Thinking about Ji Xiuyu's recent evaluation of his performance, Jiang Yifan said with some self-confidence, "It's not bad."
Yao Lixia decided, "Okay, you will be in charge of cooking tonight, and I will be in charge of eating."
Jiang Yifan, "..." I hope I won't be poisoned to death by Yao Li's picky mouth.
"Do you have food at home?" Yao Li wondered if he should go shopping, and if so, let Jiang Yifan go by himself.
Jiang Yifan thought for a while, "There are still some, which should be enough for two people."
"Then go buy some marinade and beer, and then go buy dishes."
"Buy discs?" Jiang Yifan asked curiously, "Is there any new movie released recently? Why don't you go to the cinema to watch it?"
Yao Li smiled happily, "Hehe, what movie do you think I'm going to buy?"
Jiang Yifan was terrified, "You...horror movie?! Why?!" Didn't we just meet?Why did he provoke her!
"How forgetful you are!" Yao Li reminded, "Do you still remember what happened a month ago?"
"A month ago?"
Jiang Yifan frowned and tried to recall what he had done a month ago.
"Then think about why you changed to another cooking class." Yao Li continued to remind.
With such a reminder, Jiang Yifan immediately understood it.He was speechless, this sister, do you want to be so careful, that Qiu was so fussy a month ago?Obviously he is the most innocent one, okay?
Seeing Jiang Yifan's expression through the rearview mirror, Yao Li kindly explained, "You said that if you hadn't been firm at the beginning and let that bastard find a chance to be alone with me, I would have won the bet."
Jiang Yifan choked speechlessly, feeling that he had died unjustly.
"Elder sister, please be reasonable. I don't know anything about your bet. It has nothing to do with me. Why should I be responsible for it?"
Yao Li ignored him, and continued, "If I hadn't lost the bet, I wouldn't have agreed to that bastard to accompany him on a business trip." What a bad errand, it was obvious that he was taking this opportunity to take her on a date.Let's not talk about the dating process, but the result of the date made him angry, that bastard, let him marry his job!
But Yao Li wouldn't tell Jiang Yifan these things, she continued her fallacy, "If I hadn't gone on a business trip with him, I wouldn't be so tanned!"
The corner of Jiang Yifan's mouth twitched, "Fuck! I'm all to blame for this?"
Yao Li hummed, self-evident.
Jiang Yifan deeply felt that in his previous life he must have beaten the young couple "inhumanely" with clubs, that's why they tortured and oppressed him so "unreasonably, brutally and powerfully" in this life!
Yao Li parked the car at the marinade store they frequented, "Go down and buy, it's still the same, I'll go to the store in front to buy discs."
After so many years, Jiang Yifan has learned that begging for mercy is a waste of effort. Yao Li is in a bad mood, and following her is the way to survive.
Jiang Yifan got out of the car and entered the store, the waiter asked enthusiastically, "Welcome, what do you want?"
"Chicken feet, duck neck, duck shoulder bone, edamame, lotus root, dried tofu, just weigh some of each."
"Okay, wait a minute."
After buying the marinade, Jiang Yifan returned to the car, but Yao Li hadn't returned yet.After thinking about it, he decided to go into the store to look for Yao Li, while thinking about it.
Since he wants to watch horror movies with Yao Li, he will definitely not be able to stay alone in the past few days. Lin Zezhao has to work overtime at work, and he doesn't want to trouble him, so he decided to get Yao Li drunk tonight. we'll talk about it then.
After the two returned to Jiang Yifan's apartment, Jiang Yifan understood why Yao Li refused to take off his sunglasses in the car. It should be because he was wearing sunglasses and was exposed to the sun, leaving traces of glasses on his face .
He didn't want to be beaten up by Yao Li, so Jiang Yifan could only hold back his laughter.
Yao Li also seemed to see it away, sitting on the sofa and humming with the air conditioner blowing, "You can laugh if you want..." The sun over there is so harsh that sunscreen doesn't even work.
Yao Li took out the marinade to pad his stomach, and directed Jiang Yifan to cook.
Jiang Yifan felt that if he looked at Yao Li's face again, his stomach would hurt from laughing. Forgive him for his unrestrained and low point of laughter throughout his life ╮( ̄▽ ̄")╭
"Remember to keep the beer cold in the refrigerator." Yao Li shouted to Jiang Yifan in the kitchen.
"understood."
He opened the refrigerator and looked at the dishes inside. In the end, Jiang Yifan decided to make shredded cabbage, fried pork slices with snow peas, and scrambled eggs with tomatoes. As for the soup, let's make shredded pork soup with mustard.
Taking out the dishes, Jiang Yifan put the two dozen cans of beer he bought just now into the refrigerator.
Since Yao Li is a typical type who doesn't like to cook and has extremely poor cooking skills, Jiang Yifan doesn't expect her to do anything for him, as long as she doesn't make trouble.
Yao Li was watching boring TV in the living room, and she had already eaten one-third of the marinade, so bored, she decided to take a stroll in the kitchen.
When she went in, Jiang Yifan had already made scrambled eggs with tomatoes and mustard pork shredded soup, and he was washing the torn cabbage.
Putting the cabbage in the vegetable basket to filter the water, Jiang Yifan said to Yao Li, "It doesn't matter if you can wait outside."
"It's too boring, I want to see how you're doing." Yao Li tasted the tomato scrambled eggs and soup, "It's better than I imagined."
Jiang Yifan turned on the fire to heat up the pot, and was about to start frying the snow peas. Hearing what Yao Li said, a black line appeared.
"Thank you for your compliment." Jiang Yifan felt depressed for a moment, how bad do you think my skills are?But think about it, when he just learned it, it was either bland or salty, and the first dish, Ji Xiuyu's evaluation was "cooked", which really made him depressed for a long time.
After the pot was hot, Jiang Yifan put the cut fat into the pot and stir-fried the oil. The sound of "crackling" startled Yao Li.
Seeing Jiang Yifan standing in front of the frying pan in a dignified manner, Yao Li felt that he was different from usual at this time.She couldn't help but sigh in her heart - Lin Zezhao is really blessed to have someone who is so serious about learning how to cook for herself.
After the fatty meat was almost fried, Jiang Yifan took out the hardened meat residue and put it in a bowl, then sprinkled some salt on it.Then, he poured the cut meat slices into the oil pan and stir-fried, and then poured the processed Hollandaise and continued to stir-fry.
After stir-frying until almost cooked, Jiang Yifan put the garlic slices into the pot, added salt, chicken essence, and a little white vinegar.
Yao Li was puzzled when he saw it.
"Why put vinegar?" Won't it turn sour?
Jiang Yifan kept moving his hands and explained to her, "Adding a little vinegar can make the snow peas more crisp."
After the snow peas were fully cooked and tasty, Jiang Yifan turned off the heat and started the pot, and put the vegetables on a plate.
"Take out the dishes, I'm frying one and it's ready to eat."
"Oh, good." Yao Li replied, and secretly ate a piece of snow peas. The taste was indeed crunchy, but it seemed a bit salty for her.
Jiang Yifan poured some oil into the pot, heated it up, put in the split dried chilies, sliced ginger, scallions, and garlic slices, sautéed until fragrant, then added sliced pork belly and stir-fried.After the sliced meat is fried until fragrant and the oil comes out, pour in the cabbage that has been dried out, and stir-fry quickly on high heat to avoid soup.
Before starting the pot, add vinegar along the side of the pot, add salt, sugar, light soy sauce and other seasonings after cooking, and stir fry evenly to taste the pot.
Looking at the three dishes and one soup on the table, Jiang Yifan felt quite a sense of accomplishment. Although the taste may vary, at least the appearance of the dishes does not look bad.
Yao Li couldn't help but tsk-tsk praised, "Looks like I learned a few tricks!"
"That's a must."
Because it is a private class, the fee is much more expensive than a cooking class, but Jiang Yifan thinks it is worth the money.
Holding a chopstick and tearing the cabbage by hand, Yao Li asked, "Have you cooked it for Lin Zezhao?"
Jiang Yifan nodded. "Three or four times."
The table he made for the first time, Lin Zezhao ate it before it was hot, and got a stomachache because of it, so Jiang Yifan who found out later was moved and blamed himself.
Later, Lin Zezhao took the initiative to pull Jiang Yifan to make it for him a few times. I don't know if the other party really appreciated it, but every time he ate it, he said it was delicious.At this time, Jiang Yifan felt very happy and happy.
So afterwards they would call Ji Xiuyu to report the results of the battle and share the good mood with him.And Ji Xiuyu always listened patiently. Although he would tease him, Jiang Yifan would always remember his thoughtfulness and gentleness.
After dinner and washing the dishes, the so-called main event really began.
On the coffee table in front of the sofa were braised meat and beer, as well as some snacks that Jiang Yifan had in stock.
Yao Li put the disc into the machine, turned off all the lights in the room, and turned on the projector.
The movie screen was projected onto the wall directly in front of the living room, and the dark room was illuminated by a faint light. Along with the light, the clear and heart-shattering sound of high heels stepping on the corridor also sounded.
Jiang Yifan squatted on the sofa, closed his eyes and covered his ears, and began the long "torture"...
When the last shot of the last movie was frozen for a few seconds, the screen went black, and the white subtitles scrolled from bottom to top with the sad ending song.
Jiang Yifan breathed a sigh of relief, Nima finally finished watching, at this time his head was already filled with all kinds of scary characters in the movie just now.Even without closing his eyes, he could still imagine that scene, it really made his hair stand on end!
In order to calm down his fear, Jiang Yifan drank more than Yao Li in the end, so his calculations were emptied.In addition, it is estimated that the God of War has drunk alcohol, and Jiang Yifan is not drunk at all at this time.
Jiang Yifan was sad - how could this make him sleep!
Jiang Yifan grabbed Yao Li's arm, opened his eyes wide and begged, "Sister, you can stay here tonight, okay? I'll make pineapple sweet and sour pork for you tomorrow!"
"Huh?" Yao Li's eyes lit up when he heard the name of his favorite fruit.
Just when Jiang Yifan thought there was something going on, Yao Li looked at him sadly, "Although I really want to, there is someone who needs me more than you right now."
Jiang Yifan blinked, "Who?"
Yao Li replied calmly, "A certain bastard." At this time, the bastard Yao Li was talking about returned to China without permission because of his fiancée, and in order to return to China earlier, he had to work hard and overworked, so that he was hospitalized due to overwork and was ordered by the doctor Rest and recuperate.
Jiang Kaitian's secretary sent her a text message to tell her all this, so Yao Li had to leave in the end.
Jiang Yifan turned on all the lights in the house, closed the windows, and drew the curtains.
Although there is a tank of fish at home as a living creature to accompany him, but they are not human and have no sense of security at all!
Jiang Yifan stared at the few leisurely fish in his family, wanting to cry without tears, and shouted silently in his heart—Kuai, come and save me!
☆, the apprentice is in trouble, the master comes to rescue
After three o'clock in the morning, the night is dark and windy, and most people have already fallen asleep. This time is really suitable for thieves to work, but if any unlucky thief really enters Jiang Yifan's house, he will be scared to death. escape.
The small single apartment was brightly lit, as long as the things that could emit light were turned on, the TV in the living room was broadcasting messy advertisements, but no one was watching them.
"Dong dong dong... dong dong dong..."
There was a sound like a kitchen knife being cut on a chopping board, mixed with the sound of someone whispering
"Lingling, Lingling, don't come to me, I have a kitchen knife in my hand, I won't be afraid of you..."
Jiang Yifan was chopping a potato in his hand, and then kept talking to himself like a psychopath.
Since Yao Li left, he has been alone in the house for a long time, uneasy, and finally found a way to comfort himself - cutting vegetables.
Jiang Yifan took out all the vegetables that could be cut from the refrigerator, sliced them first, and then shredded them one by one. He tried to cut them until the sun came out before he could go to sleep.
Because the curtains were all drawn, Jiang Yifan didn't know that the moonlit night sky outside was slowly covered by dark clouds gathered together, and dazzling purple-blue lightning flashed across the sky from time to time.
"Boom--"
A few seconds later, a thunderstorm struck, and Jiang Yifan, who was not mentally prepared, was so frightened that he threw the kitchen knife casually. The kitchen knife hit the tiled wall of the kitchen with a crisp sound, and then fell into the stainless steel sink , making a louder noise.
"Plop plop-"
Jiang Yifan's heart was beating violently with the thunder that sounded from time to time outside the window, and he comforted himself in his heart, "It's all right, it's just thunder, it's not something weird coming to the door!"
Trembling, picking up the kitchen knife with lingering fear, Jiang Yifan continued to cut potatoes.Although he may look inferior in the eyes of others, everyone has nothing to do with what they are afraid of, even if he is inferior or worthless, he will recognize it.
But before Jiang Yifan finished cutting the remaining potatoes, all the lights in the room suddenly flickered a few times, and then cut off the power with a "snap", and the room fell into darkness instantly; the sound on the TV also stopped abruptly, In addition to the howling wind and thunder outside, the heavy rain poured down, and the bean-sized raindrops made a crackling sound on the windows.
It didn't take long for Jiang Yifan's short-circuited nerves to recover from the power outage, and his whole mind was occupied by the horror scenes of those previous movies.In addition, there was a power outage in one of the movies I watched before, which made Jiang Yifan very at a loss.
And under this mental pressure, Jiang Yifan found that the back of his left hand was burning with pain.He raised his left hand. Although he couldn't see clearly in the pitch black, he knew very well that the back of his hand was cut by a kitchen knife.
He could feel some viscous liquid dripping down his hand onto the chopping board, it must have been accidentally injured by the power outage just now.
It's really a leak in the house and it rains all night, can he be more unlucky? !
However, the luck of the misfortune is that he didn't cut off his left hand like a potato...Jiang Yifan comforted himself like this.
When Jiang Yifan was exhausted, he felt that he had to find someone to save him, or before the call, before the sun came out, he was afraid that he would bleed too much and faint, or he would scare himself out first!
And at this time, a name of the best choice flashed through his mind. He had already made a lot of embarrassments in front of that person, and it was not too bad... ╮(╯▽╰)╭
Taking out his hand from his trouser pocket, Jiang Yifan decisively dialed Ji Xiuyu's number, then pressed the speakerphone, and the ringtone waiting to be connected filled the small kitchen.
After the color ring was sung twice, the phone was finally connected.
Before Jiang Yifan could make a sound, Ji Xiuyu's deep, hoarse and angry voice came from over there, "No matter who you are, if you don't want to die, just tell me! What's the matter!"
Obviously, Ji Xiuyu didn't look at the caller ID.
Well, Jiang Yifan felt that he was being unkind for waking people up during this sleeping time, and he must feel a little guilty in his heart!
Jiang Yifan yelled at the phone, "Well, Master, I was cut by a knife and bled profusely..."
Ji Xiuyu on the other end was stunned for a moment, and then shouted even louder, "Are you out of your mind? If you were cut by a knife, call 120! I'm not a doctor!"
After Ji Xiuyu yelled, he was about to hang up the phone when he suddenly felt that he had missed some information...
Master?It seems that there is only one person who called that...
Ji Xiuyu opened his eyes and glanced at his phone, it was really his idiot apprentice.He immediately got up from the bed and yelled at the phone again, "Are you an idiot? Why do you get cut by a kitchen knife in the middle of the night?! Can you be more weird?"
Jiang Yifan was kept silent by Ji Xiuyu's yelling, and he thought silently, if he put a blackened picture of Ji Xiuyu at home, would it be able to ward off evil spirits?
"Hey, where are you hurt? Is it serious? Call 120!"
After not hearing Jiang Yifan's answer for a long time, Ji Xiuyu yelled anxiously, "Hello? Jiang Yifan! Are you okay? You should squeak!"
Jiang Yifan bent his mouth inexplicably, and "squeaked" twice at the phone.
Ji Xiuyu, who was about to go out, accidentally bumped into the door frame with his head full of black lines, he gritted his teeth in pain, well, he can still be funny, which proves that he is still alive and healthy!
"It doesn't look serious, stop the bleeding yourself first, I'll go over now, hang up first!" After finishing speaking, Ji Xiuyu planned to hang up the phone, but Jiang Yifan's tragic shout came from the other end, shaking his eardrums and My heart is about to burst.
After going out, Ji Xiuyu realized that it was raining heavily outside, but he didn't bring an umbrella, and he didn't have time to go back to get it.He frowned and asked, "What's the matter with you?"
Jiang Yifan yelled, "Don't hang up the phone!" Damn it, just now a thunderbolt struck, and a faint piece suddenly appeared on the wall, scaring Dad to death!
Ji Xiuyu put on a bluetooth headset, opened the car door, got in and started the engine, "Why?"
"Because there is a power outage!"
"So?" Ji Xiuyu was extremely puzzled, "Are you afraid of the dark?"
"No!" Jiang Yifan immediately vetoed, he is not afraid of darkness or anything, what he is afraid of is the darkness after watching horror movies!
"Ah, it's okay, I won't hang up the phone, you hurry up to stop the bleeding! Do you have medicine gauze or something at home?"
"No..." Jiang Yifan said decisively, he would never have such things at home, at most they were cold medicine and band-aids.
Under the premise of ensuring safety, Ji Xiuyu increased the speed of the car to the maximum, and said, "Forget it, I'll buy it, and you find a clean towel to wrap the wound first."
"Uh..." Jiang Yifan faltered, but finally answered "Yes".
However, he really didn't have the courage and guts to go out of the kitchen to go to other places, so he had to roll up the hem of the T-shirt he was wearing to wrap his left hand, and then leaned against the sink, holding the phone and talking to Ji Xiuyu to relieve his psychological fear .
Ji Xiuyu waited for a while and asked, "How is it? Is it wrapped?"
Jiang Yifan felt guilty for a moment, "It's wrapped."
"That's good..." Ji Xiuyu breathed a sigh of relief, "Do you have a flashlight at home?"
"..." Jiang Yifan was silent for a while, there was a flashlight, but it was stored in the cabinet in the living room.
His silence made Ji Xiuyu misunderstand that he didn't have a flashlight at home, so he sighed helplessly, and Ji Xiuyu asked again, "What about the candles?"
"no!"
There is no need to hesitate at all for this, there is really nothing!
Ji Xiuyu, "..." He didn't expect his family to have one.
"Master? Master?" Because there was no voice from Ji Xiuyu for a long time, Jiang Yifan panicked, "Master, are you there?"
"exist……"
Ji Xiuyu parked the car in a 24-hour pharmacy, ran into the store in the rain, and whispered to the clerk what he needed.
Jiang Yifan breathed a sigh of relief, "Master, don't be silent, can you say something?"
"Huh? Say what?"
Ji Xiuyu paid the bill, thanked the clerk, hurried back to the car, and continued to drive to Jiang Yifan's house.
"You can say anything, or tell me a joke, Master!" Jiang Yifan suggested.
The corner of Ji Xiuyu's mouth twitched, he hasn't told jokes for many years, okay?
Forget it, since he is his apprentice and injured, he will reluctantly say a few words.
"Let's think about it..." While driving, Ji Xiuyu recalled the jokes he had seen and heard before.
"Ahem... a few days ago, I met a scumbag who was riding an electric scooter in the wrong direction, and was caught by the police, who was fined 50 yuan. The scumbag became angry when he heard it, and he shouted at the police, 'Isn't it just going the wrong way? It’s not a car, and I’m fined 50 yuan? If I invite my uncle, you’ll have to pay me 50 yuan!”
"Yeah, and then?" Jiang Yifan listened with gusto, and his feelings were about who his father was.
"Then the policeman got angry too, and he said, 'You call your uncle, I'll see how good he is, if I don't believe it, let me give you fifty!' Then the bastard took out a card from his pocket. One hundred yuan, pointing to Grandpa Mao's head and proudly said, 'This is my uncle, find me fifty!'"
After Ji Xiuyu finished speaking, Jiang Yifan didn't show any face at all, he couldn't laugh at all, okay? He could only say, he's really a bastard!
"This is too connotative, can master say something superficial?" Jiang Yifan bargained.
"..." Ji Xiuyu stood in front of Jiang Yifan's house speechless for a moment, then took a deep breath, "Okay, I'm still telling jokes, quickly open the door for your master!"
"Ah? You're already here?" Jiang Yifan was shocked, "Wait a minute, I'll open the door for you right away, but you have to keep talking and you can't stop until I open the door."
Ji Xiuyu didn't realize what Jiang Yifan meant for a while, but when he did, he became angry.
He lowered his voice and yelled at the phone, "What's wrong with you?"
Jiang Yifan abandoned moral integrity, put on a soft tone and said cutely, "Master~ Please~"
Ji Xiuyu was so startled that he had goosebumps all over his body, and his body was even colder after being drenched by the rain.
"Jiang Yifan, you are really enough, hurry up and open the door for me! Otherwise, I'll hit the door!" Ji Xiuyu was on the verge of going crazy.
"Don't tell bad jokes, you can sing too!"
Jiang Yifan came to the door with the flashlight in his mobile phone on while playing lip service with Ji Xiuyu.I have to say that only one place is bright, and the other places are all dark, which is more terrifying than all the darkness.
Just when Ji Xiuyu was about to shake off his image and scold his apprentice, the door in front of him opened in good time.
Jiang Yifan's face was blurred by the strong light from the phone, and he smiled at Ji Xiuyu showing the standard eight teeth, "Hi~"
However, within a few seconds of Jiang Yifan's smile, he was stunned by Ji Xiuyu's appearance in front of him.
He never thought that Ji Xiuyu, who has always been personable and extraordinary, could have such a side - wearing a black vest on his upper body, gray loose shorts on his lower body, black flip flops on his feet, and his meticulously groomed hairstyle has long since been washed away by the rain You have to be obedient.
What a mess!Jiang Yifan couldn't help but yelled in his heart—although he was embarrassed, what should he do if he was so sexy and swollen!
Seeing a certain person blocking the doorway and staring at him for not giving way, Ji Xiuyu became even angrier, and directly pushed the person into the room, and then followed in, closing the door with his feet.
Jiang Yifan looked at the angry Ji Xiuyu and swallowed his saliva. At this moment, he felt that the other party got up from the comfortable bed and braved the heavy rain to deliver medicine to him, but he felt that the other party was embarrassed and very sexy. sin!
Ji Xiuyu took out a night-light flashlight from the bag in his hand, and as soon as he turned it on, the whole living room was illuminated a lot. Although it wasn't as bright as the chandelier, at least the whole living room was illuminated in its original form.
When Ji Xiuyu was about to say something, he suddenly saw that the clothes on Jiang Yifan's abdomen were stained red, and his face changed drastically, "Damn it! Didn't you say that you hurt your hand? Why did you bleed so much? !"
Jiang Yifan avoided Ji Xiuyu's hand reaching over to lift his clothes, and hurriedly explained, "It was my hand that was hurt!"
As he spoke, he wanted to pull out his left hand, but as soon as he pulled it, he grinned from pain.
Jiang Yifan was in so much pain that he wanted to scold his mother!It is estimated that some blood has dried up, sticking the clothes and the skin on the back of his hand together.
Seeing Jiang Yifan's expression distorted in pain, Ji Xiuyu hurriedly helped him onto the sofa, angry and anxious, "How can you be so stupid?"
Jiang Yifan complained silently in his heart, I'm so sorry for being so stupid!
Although Ji Xiuyu said that, the movements of his hands were very gentle. He slowly freed Jiang Yifan's left hand from the clothes.
The wound that had been in the dark was finally exposed to the light, and a wound about two to three centimeters was opened on the back of Jiang Yifan's hand.Due to the action just now, blood flowed from the scabbed wound again.
Carefully wiping off the blood with cotton, Ji Xiuyu held Jiang Yifan's left hand and observed it carefully, finally letting go of his hanging heart.
He smiled at Jiang Yifan and comforted him, "Although the wound looks a bit hideous, it didn't hurt any muscles or bones. I'll get you some water to clean it and then bandage it with medicine."
Said Ji Xiuyu got up and planned to go to the bathroom, but was held back by Jiang Yifan.
Ji Xiuyu looked at him puzzled, "What's wrong?"
Jiang Yifan glanced around and said with a dry smile, "I'd better go with you directly."
Ji Xiuyu thought for a while, "That's fine."
Then Jiang Yifan insisted on holding the flashlight, and followed Ji Xiuyu into the bathroom.
After spending some time treating the wound, Jiang Yifan finally belatedly gave Ji Xiuyu a bath towel after he sneezed, "Wipe it quickly!"
Ji Xiuyu asked while wiping, "Do you have any clothes for me to change, the clothes are all wet and uncomfortable."
Jiang Yifan was silent for a while, and pulled him directly into the bedroom, then opened the closet to search, and finally found the sportswear that was originally bought for Lin Zezhao but was not given away in the end.
Ji Xiuyu opened the packing bag and started changing clothes in front of Jiang Yifan.
Looking at someone's good figure, Jiang Yifan turned his head away with a red face, it really makes people jealous!
The size of the clothes on the body is not bad. For this set of clothes, compared with Jiang Yifan's figure, Ji Xiuyu already has some ideas in his mind.
He picked up his wet clothes and planned to put them in the bathroom, but Jiang Yifan's tail resolutely followed.
Putting the wet clothes into the clothes rack, Ji Xiuyu turned around and blocked someone in the corner behind the door.
Jiang Yifan stared at Ji Xiuyu with wide eyes, not knowing why, "What are you doing?"
Ji Xiuyu narrowed his eyes, raised his eyebrows and said, "Just admit that you are afraid of the dark, I won't laugh at you."
Jiang Yifan blinked and shook his head decisively, "I'm really not afraid of the dark!"
Ji Xiuyu was depressed, "Then why can't you just stay alone?"
"Actually..." Jiang Yifan explained with difficulty, "A few hours ago, I just watched several horror movies with Xiaoli..."
"Then?"
"And then...then that's all..."
"What is that?" Ji Xiuyu frowned, and after a while he figured it out, "Ah, I see, you mean you are afraid of ghosts and ghosts?"
Jiang Yifan nodded with a complicated expression, and then said with the expression of "Five Heroes of Langya Mountain", "Laugh if you want!" He has already made up his mind!
"I can't laugh."
Ji Xiuyu put his hands on Jiang Yifan's shoulders, and said with a deep expression, "Dear little Fanfan, this is a disease, we have to treat it, we must not give up the treatment!"
Jiang Yifan, "..."
☆, the master is sick and the apprentice comes to see
When Jiang Yifan opened his eyes, he stretched comfortably on the bed.
Outside the window, the storm had ended, and the sun had been hanging brightly in the sky for a long time.
Looking at the clock hanging on the bedroom wall, it was already past three in the afternoon.
After the two of them finished their tossing this morning, the electricity hadn't come yet, but the sky was slightly white.
When the nervousness disappeared, both of them felt very tired and sleepy, so Jiang Yifan was very happy to give up his other half of the bed.
It feels so safe to have someone to sleep with or something!
And Ji Xiuyu just glanced at Jiang Yifan silently, hesitated for a while and still occupied the half of the bed, he felt that he was already very sleepy.
In the darkness, the two fell asleep on their feet.
Ji Xiuyu fell asleep not long after lying down, because there was no electricity and the room was too stuffy, so they opened the window.
If Jiang Yifan stayed alone, he would never do this, but now he has Ji Xiuyu by his side, so he is a little more courageous. In short, he now regards Ji Xiuyu as the nemesis of those "demons and ghosts".
As it turns out, he was right.
Even though it was raining and thundering outside, the body could feel the warm body temperature of the man, and the gentle breathing of the man could be heard in the ears.
Jiang Yifan couldn't help but quietly moved to Ji Xiuyu's side, then closed his eyes, and fell asleep taking the other person's breathing as a lullaby, but this sleep turned out to be a night without dreams, so good that he woke up naturally.
Sitting up from the bed, Jiang Yifan rubbed his empty stomach—so hungry.
He decided to wake up Ji Xiuyu and go out for food together, because he had already shredded all the vegetables in the refrigerator, so he couldn't have a hodgepodge of all kinds of shreds, right?Moreover, he fell asleep so fast last night that he forgot to turn off the light, and the light in the bedroom is still not on, which proves that the electricity hasn't come on yet.
Because Jiang Yifan's left hand was injured, he was afraid that it would be crushed while sleeping, so Ji Xiuyu slept on his right side.
Jiang Yifan stretched out his hand to push Ji Xiuyu, "Master is up, it's afternoon, Master, the sun is drying your ass, get up!"
Jiang Yifan and Ji Xiuyu had slept together several times before, almost every time Ji Xiuyu woke up first, so this time Ji Xiuyu woke up later than him, and Jiang Yifan acquiesced that it was because he was too tired last night.
But when Jiang Yifan pushed the opponent a few more times, he finally found out that something was wrong.
When he touched Ji Xiuyu's arm, he felt that the tentacles were scorching hot, which was already higher than the body temperature of a normal person.Jiang Yifan was startled, and stretched out his hand to touch his forehead, it was also hot.Even if he didn't touch it, Ji Xiuyu's flushed sweaty face and slightly wrinkled brows also showed the problem.
so hot, no
After getting to know Ji Xiuyu, Jiang Yifan thought about it and felt that Ji Xiuyu was not a family member, a colleague, or a stranger.If it's a friend, it's not a pure friend, so in the end, he also set a different ringtone for Ji Xiuyu.Because the master-student relationship is greater than the friend relationship, it is a special relationship.
As soon as the phone was connected, there was confusion in my ears. I didn't know where Ji Xiuyu was now, but his voice came over clearly.
"Hey, little Fanfan~ I will trouble you to go to my house tonight, I have something to do and I can't leave now. Let's change it to tomorrow when I buy materials, is it okay?"
Jiang Yifan was ashamed by Ji Xiuyu's address.
He didn't know when Ji Xiuyu would use the three words "Xiao Fanfan" to act cute, coquettish, or teasing him. At this time, he always felt that his master should either take medicine or I took the wrong medicine.
"Master, have you taken your medicine?" Jiang Yifan smiled, and just when he thought Ji Xiuyu would be as speechless as before, the other party spoke.
"Of course not, I'll wait for Xiao Fanfan to feed you myself!"
"..."
Jiang Yifan was not as thick-skinned as Ji Xiuyu, and he blushed from shame when he was successfully molested by Chi Guoguo.
"I have something to do at night, so I can't go, so I ask Master for leave! Goodbye!"
After quickly finishing what he wanted to say, Jiang Yifan hung up the phone decisively. If he was molested again, he was afraid that he would have arrhythmia ╮( ̄▽ ̄")╭
Ji Xiuyu, who was hung up on the other end, stared at the phone for a long time, very depressed.
"Master, I might not approve of your fake...you actually hung up on me again..."
Jiang Yifan got into Yao Li's car, Yao Li turned his head and glanced at him, very dissatisfied, "Who are you calling? Are you so annoying?"
"...No, right?" Jiang Yifan glanced at the call time, it was less than 3 minutes, what's there to worry about?
The car drove silently for a while, and Jiang Yifan finally asked his own question, "Why didn't you take off your glasses?" Isn't it strange to still be wearing glasses in the car?
Yao Li cleared his throat unnaturally, and then said fiercely, "You leave me alone, my wife is willing."
"..." Jiang Yifan silently withdrew his gaze, looked at the scenery outside, and felt in his heart: Only Brother Tian can love Yao Li's personality so much, and outsiders are simply not blessed and can't bear it!
Sure enough, what kind of pot goes with what kind of lid is destined!
☆, 20 It doesn't make sense to rely on you
The car drove for a long time, but Jiang Yifan didn't know where his destination was, so he asked, "Where are you going to have dinner?"
Yao Li turned the car to the left and asked without answering, "I heard from Kaitian that he introduced cooking classes and chefs to you. Did you go to learn?"
"Yes." Jiang Yifan nodded, but felt guilty for some reason.
"How long have you been studying?"
Jiang Yifan calculated silently, "Uh, almost a month."
Yao Li continued to ask, "How are you doing?"
Thinking about Ji Xiuyu's recent evaluation of his performance, Jiang Yifan said with some self-confidence, "It's not bad."
Yao Lixia decided, "Okay, you will be in charge of cooking tonight, and I will be in charge of eating."
Jiang Yifan, "..." I hope I won't be poisoned to death by Yao Li's picky mouth.
"Do you have food at home?" Yao Li wondered if he should go shopping, and if so, let Jiang Yifan go by himself.
Jiang Yifan thought for a while, "There are still some, which should be enough for two people."
"Then go buy some marinade and beer, and then go buy dishes."
"Buy discs?" Jiang Yifan asked curiously, "Is there any new movie released recently? Why don't you go to the cinema to watch it?"
Yao Li smiled happily, "Hehe, what movie do you think I'm going to buy?"
Jiang Yifan was terrified, "You...horror movie?! Why?!" Didn't we just meet?Why did he provoke her!
"How forgetful you are!" Yao Li reminded, "Do you still remember what happened a month ago?"
"A month ago?"
Jiang Yifan frowned and tried to recall what he had done a month ago.
"Then think about why you changed to another cooking class." Yao Li continued to remind.
With such a reminder, Jiang Yifan immediately understood it.He was speechless, this sister, do you want to be so careful, that Qiu was so fussy a month ago?Obviously he is the most innocent one, okay?
Seeing Jiang Yifan's expression through the rearview mirror, Yao Li kindly explained, "You said that if you hadn't been firm at the beginning and let that bastard find a chance to be alone with me, I would have won the bet."
Jiang Yifan choked speechlessly, feeling that he had died unjustly.
"Elder sister, please be reasonable. I don't know anything about your bet. It has nothing to do with me. Why should I be responsible for it?"
Yao Li ignored him, and continued, "If I hadn't lost the bet, I wouldn't have agreed to that bastard to accompany him on a business trip." What a bad errand, it was obvious that he was taking this opportunity to take her on a date.Let's not talk about the dating process, but the result of the date made him angry, that bastard, let him marry his job!
But Yao Li wouldn't tell Jiang Yifan these things, she continued her fallacy, "If I hadn't gone on a business trip with him, I wouldn't be so tanned!"
The corner of Jiang Yifan's mouth twitched, "Fuck! I'm all to blame for this?"
Yao Li hummed, self-evident.
Jiang Yifan deeply felt that in his previous life he must have beaten the young couple "inhumanely" with clubs, that's why they tortured and oppressed him so "unreasonably, brutally and powerfully" in this life!
Yao Li parked the car at the marinade store they frequented, "Go down and buy, it's still the same, I'll go to the store in front to buy discs."
After so many years, Jiang Yifan has learned that begging for mercy is a waste of effort. Yao Li is in a bad mood, and following her is the way to survive.
Jiang Yifan got out of the car and entered the store, the waiter asked enthusiastically, "Welcome, what do you want?"
"Chicken feet, duck neck, duck shoulder bone, edamame, lotus root, dried tofu, just weigh some of each."
"Okay, wait a minute."
After buying the marinade, Jiang Yifan returned to the car, but Yao Li hadn't returned yet.After thinking about it, he decided to go into the store to look for Yao Li, while thinking about it.
Since he wants to watch horror movies with Yao Li, he will definitely not be able to stay alone in the past few days. Lin Zezhao has to work overtime at work, and he doesn't want to trouble him, so he decided to get Yao Li drunk tonight. we'll talk about it then.
After the two returned to Jiang Yifan's apartment, Jiang Yifan understood why Yao Li refused to take off his sunglasses in the car. It should be because he was wearing sunglasses and was exposed to the sun, leaving traces of glasses on his face .
He didn't want to be beaten up by Yao Li, so Jiang Yifan could only hold back his laughter.
Yao Li also seemed to see it away, sitting on the sofa and humming with the air conditioner blowing, "You can laugh if you want..." The sun over there is so harsh that sunscreen doesn't even work.
Yao Li took out the marinade to pad his stomach, and directed Jiang Yifan to cook.
Jiang Yifan felt that if he looked at Yao Li's face again, his stomach would hurt from laughing. Forgive him for his unrestrained and low point of laughter throughout his life ╮( ̄▽ ̄")╭
"Remember to keep the beer cold in the refrigerator." Yao Li shouted to Jiang Yifan in the kitchen.
"understood."
He opened the refrigerator and looked at the dishes inside. In the end, Jiang Yifan decided to make shredded cabbage, fried pork slices with snow peas, and scrambled eggs with tomatoes. As for the soup, let's make shredded pork soup with mustard.
Taking out the dishes, Jiang Yifan put the two dozen cans of beer he bought just now into the refrigerator.
Since Yao Li is a typical type who doesn't like to cook and has extremely poor cooking skills, Jiang Yifan doesn't expect her to do anything for him, as long as she doesn't make trouble.
Yao Li was watching boring TV in the living room, and she had already eaten one-third of the marinade, so bored, she decided to take a stroll in the kitchen.
When she went in, Jiang Yifan had already made scrambled eggs with tomatoes and mustard pork shredded soup, and he was washing the torn cabbage.
Putting the cabbage in the vegetable basket to filter the water, Jiang Yifan said to Yao Li, "It doesn't matter if you can wait outside."
"It's too boring, I want to see how you're doing." Yao Li tasted the tomato scrambled eggs and soup, "It's better than I imagined."
Jiang Yifan turned on the fire to heat up the pot, and was about to start frying the snow peas. Hearing what Yao Li said, a black line appeared.
"Thank you for your compliment." Jiang Yifan felt depressed for a moment, how bad do you think my skills are?But think about it, when he just learned it, it was either bland or salty, and the first dish, Ji Xiuyu's evaluation was "cooked", which really made him depressed for a long time.
After the pot was hot, Jiang Yifan put the cut fat into the pot and stir-fried the oil. The sound of "crackling" startled Yao Li.
Seeing Jiang Yifan standing in front of the frying pan in a dignified manner, Yao Li felt that he was different from usual at this time.She couldn't help but sigh in her heart - Lin Zezhao is really blessed to have someone who is so serious about learning how to cook for herself.
After the fatty meat was almost fried, Jiang Yifan took out the hardened meat residue and put it in a bowl, then sprinkled some salt on it.Then, he poured the cut meat slices into the oil pan and stir-fried, and then poured the processed Hollandaise and continued to stir-fry.
After stir-frying until almost cooked, Jiang Yifan put the garlic slices into the pot, added salt, chicken essence, and a little white vinegar.
Yao Li was puzzled when he saw it.
"Why put vinegar?" Won't it turn sour?
Jiang Yifan kept moving his hands and explained to her, "Adding a little vinegar can make the snow peas more crisp."
After the snow peas were fully cooked and tasty, Jiang Yifan turned off the heat and started the pot, and put the vegetables on a plate.
"Take out the dishes, I'm frying one and it's ready to eat."
"Oh, good." Yao Li replied, and secretly ate a piece of snow peas. The taste was indeed crunchy, but it seemed a bit salty for her.
Jiang Yifan poured some oil into the pot, heated it up, put in the split dried chilies, sliced ginger, scallions, and garlic slices, sautéed until fragrant, then added sliced pork belly and stir-fried.After the sliced meat is fried until fragrant and the oil comes out, pour in the cabbage that has been dried out, and stir-fry quickly on high heat to avoid soup.
Before starting the pot, add vinegar along the side of the pot, add salt, sugar, light soy sauce and other seasonings after cooking, and stir fry evenly to taste the pot.
Looking at the three dishes and one soup on the table, Jiang Yifan felt quite a sense of accomplishment. Although the taste may vary, at least the appearance of the dishes does not look bad.
Yao Li couldn't help but tsk-tsk praised, "Looks like I learned a few tricks!"
"That's a must."
Because it is a private class, the fee is much more expensive than a cooking class, but Jiang Yifan thinks it is worth the money.
Holding a chopstick and tearing the cabbage by hand, Yao Li asked, "Have you cooked it for Lin Zezhao?"
Jiang Yifan nodded. "Three or four times."
The table he made for the first time, Lin Zezhao ate it before it was hot, and got a stomachache because of it, so Jiang Yifan who found out later was moved and blamed himself.
Later, Lin Zezhao took the initiative to pull Jiang Yifan to make it for him a few times. I don't know if the other party really appreciated it, but every time he ate it, he said it was delicious.At this time, Jiang Yifan felt very happy and happy.
So afterwards they would call Ji Xiuyu to report the results of the battle and share the good mood with him.And Ji Xiuyu always listened patiently. Although he would tease him, Jiang Yifan would always remember his thoughtfulness and gentleness.
After dinner and washing the dishes, the so-called main event really began.
On the coffee table in front of the sofa were braised meat and beer, as well as some snacks that Jiang Yifan had in stock.
Yao Li put the disc into the machine, turned off all the lights in the room, and turned on the projector.
The movie screen was projected onto the wall directly in front of the living room, and the dark room was illuminated by a faint light. Along with the light, the clear and heart-shattering sound of high heels stepping on the corridor also sounded.
Jiang Yifan squatted on the sofa, closed his eyes and covered his ears, and began the long "torture"...
When the last shot of the last movie was frozen for a few seconds, the screen went black, and the white subtitles scrolled from bottom to top with the sad ending song.
Jiang Yifan breathed a sigh of relief, Nima finally finished watching, at this time his head was already filled with all kinds of scary characters in the movie just now.Even without closing his eyes, he could still imagine that scene, it really made his hair stand on end!
In order to calm down his fear, Jiang Yifan drank more than Yao Li in the end, so his calculations were emptied.In addition, it is estimated that the God of War has drunk alcohol, and Jiang Yifan is not drunk at all at this time.
Jiang Yifan was sad - how could this make him sleep!
Jiang Yifan grabbed Yao Li's arm, opened his eyes wide and begged, "Sister, you can stay here tonight, okay? I'll make pineapple sweet and sour pork for you tomorrow!"
"Huh?" Yao Li's eyes lit up when he heard the name of his favorite fruit.
Just when Jiang Yifan thought there was something going on, Yao Li looked at him sadly, "Although I really want to, there is someone who needs me more than you right now."
Jiang Yifan blinked, "Who?"
Yao Li replied calmly, "A certain bastard." At this time, the bastard Yao Li was talking about returned to China without permission because of his fiancée, and in order to return to China earlier, he had to work hard and overworked, so that he was hospitalized due to overwork and was ordered by the doctor Rest and recuperate.
Jiang Kaitian's secretary sent her a text message to tell her all this, so Yao Li had to leave in the end.
Jiang Yifan turned on all the lights in the house, closed the windows, and drew the curtains.
Although there is a tank of fish at home as a living creature to accompany him, but they are not human and have no sense of security at all!
Jiang Yifan stared at the few leisurely fish in his family, wanting to cry without tears, and shouted silently in his heart—Kuai, come and save me!
☆, the apprentice is in trouble, the master comes to rescue
After three o'clock in the morning, the night is dark and windy, and most people have already fallen asleep. This time is really suitable for thieves to work, but if any unlucky thief really enters Jiang Yifan's house, he will be scared to death. escape.
The small single apartment was brightly lit, as long as the things that could emit light were turned on, the TV in the living room was broadcasting messy advertisements, but no one was watching them.
"Dong dong dong... dong dong dong..."
There was a sound like a kitchen knife being cut on a chopping board, mixed with the sound of someone whispering
"Lingling, Lingling, don't come to me, I have a kitchen knife in my hand, I won't be afraid of you..."
Jiang Yifan was chopping a potato in his hand, and then kept talking to himself like a psychopath.
Since Yao Li left, he has been alone in the house for a long time, uneasy, and finally found a way to comfort himself - cutting vegetables.
Jiang Yifan took out all the vegetables that could be cut from the refrigerator, sliced them first, and then shredded them one by one. He tried to cut them until the sun came out before he could go to sleep.
Because the curtains were all drawn, Jiang Yifan didn't know that the moonlit night sky outside was slowly covered by dark clouds gathered together, and dazzling purple-blue lightning flashed across the sky from time to time.
"Boom--"
A few seconds later, a thunderstorm struck, and Jiang Yifan, who was not mentally prepared, was so frightened that he threw the kitchen knife casually. The kitchen knife hit the tiled wall of the kitchen with a crisp sound, and then fell into the stainless steel sink , making a louder noise.
"Plop plop-"
Jiang Yifan's heart was beating violently with the thunder that sounded from time to time outside the window, and he comforted himself in his heart, "It's all right, it's just thunder, it's not something weird coming to the door!"
Trembling, picking up the kitchen knife with lingering fear, Jiang Yifan continued to cut potatoes.Although he may look inferior in the eyes of others, everyone has nothing to do with what they are afraid of, even if he is inferior or worthless, he will recognize it.
But before Jiang Yifan finished cutting the remaining potatoes, all the lights in the room suddenly flickered a few times, and then cut off the power with a "snap", and the room fell into darkness instantly; the sound on the TV also stopped abruptly, In addition to the howling wind and thunder outside, the heavy rain poured down, and the bean-sized raindrops made a crackling sound on the windows.
It didn't take long for Jiang Yifan's short-circuited nerves to recover from the power outage, and his whole mind was occupied by the horror scenes of those previous movies.In addition, there was a power outage in one of the movies I watched before, which made Jiang Yifan very at a loss.
And under this mental pressure, Jiang Yifan found that the back of his left hand was burning with pain.He raised his left hand. Although he couldn't see clearly in the pitch black, he knew very well that the back of his hand was cut by a kitchen knife.
He could feel some viscous liquid dripping down his hand onto the chopping board, it must have been accidentally injured by the power outage just now.
It's really a leak in the house and it rains all night, can he be more unlucky? !
However, the luck of the misfortune is that he didn't cut off his left hand like a potato...Jiang Yifan comforted himself like this.
When Jiang Yifan was exhausted, he felt that he had to find someone to save him, or before the call, before the sun came out, he was afraid that he would bleed too much and faint, or he would scare himself out first!
And at this time, a name of the best choice flashed through his mind. He had already made a lot of embarrassments in front of that person, and it was not too bad... ╮(╯▽╰)╭
Taking out his hand from his trouser pocket, Jiang Yifan decisively dialed Ji Xiuyu's number, then pressed the speakerphone, and the ringtone waiting to be connected filled the small kitchen.
After the color ring was sung twice, the phone was finally connected.
Before Jiang Yifan could make a sound, Ji Xiuyu's deep, hoarse and angry voice came from over there, "No matter who you are, if you don't want to die, just tell me! What's the matter!"
Obviously, Ji Xiuyu didn't look at the caller ID.
Well, Jiang Yifan felt that he was being unkind for waking people up during this sleeping time, and he must feel a little guilty in his heart!
Jiang Yifan yelled at the phone, "Well, Master, I was cut by a knife and bled profusely..."
Ji Xiuyu on the other end was stunned for a moment, and then shouted even louder, "Are you out of your mind? If you were cut by a knife, call 120! I'm not a doctor!"
After Ji Xiuyu yelled, he was about to hang up the phone when he suddenly felt that he had missed some information...
Master?It seems that there is only one person who called that...
Ji Xiuyu opened his eyes and glanced at his phone, it was really his idiot apprentice.He immediately got up from the bed and yelled at the phone again, "Are you an idiot? Why do you get cut by a kitchen knife in the middle of the night?! Can you be more weird?"
Jiang Yifan was kept silent by Ji Xiuyu's yelling, and he thought silently, if he put a blackened picture of Ji Xiuyu at home, would it be able to ward off evil spirits?
"Hey, where are you hurt? Is it serious? Call 120!"
After not hearing Jiang Yifan's answer for a long time, Ji Xiuyu yelled anxiously, "Hello? Jiang Yifan! Are you okay? You should squeak!"
Jiang Yifan bent his mouth inexplicably, and "squeaked" twice at the phone.
Ji Xiuyu, who was about to go out, accidentally bumped into the door frame with his head full of black lines, he gritted his teeth in pain, well, he can still be funny, which proves that he is still alive and healthy!
"It doesn't look serious, stop the bleeding yourself first, I'll go over now, hang up first!" After finishing speaking, Ji Xiuyu planned to hang up the phone, but Jiang Yifan's tragic shout came from the other end, shaking his eardrums and My heart is about to burst.
After going out, Ji Xiuyu realized that it was raining heavily outside, but he didn't bring an umbrella, and he didn't have time to go back to get it.He frowned and asked, "What's the matter with you?"
Jiang Yifan yelled, "Don't hang up the phone!" Damn it, just now a thunderbolt struck, and a faint piece suddenly appeared on the wall, scaring Dad to death!
Ji Xiuyu put on a bluetooth headset, opened the car door, got in and started the engine, "Why?"
"Because there is a power outage!"
"So?" Ji Xiuyu was extremely puzzled, "Are you afraid of the dark?"
"No!" Jiang Yifan immediately vetoed, he is not afraid of darkness or anything, what he is afraid of is the darkness after watching horror movies!
"Ah, it's okay, I won't hang up the phone, you hurry up to stop the bleeding! Do you have medicine gauze or something at home?"
"No..." Jiang Yifan said decisively, he would never have such things at home, at most they were cold medicine and band-aids.
Under the premise of ensuring safety, Ji Xiuyu increased the speed of the car to the maximum, and said, "Forget it, I'll buy it, and you find a clean towel to wrap the wound first."
"Uh..." Jiang Yifan faltered, but finally answered "Yes".
However, he really didn't have the courage and guts to go out of the kitchen to go to other places, so he had to roll up the hem of the T-shirt he was wearing to wrap his left hand, and then leaned against the sink, holding the phone and talking to Ji Xiuyu to relieve his psychological fear .
Ji Xiuyu waited for a while and asked, "How is it? Is it wrapped?"
Jiang Yifan felt guilty for a moment, "It's wrapped."
"That's good..." Ji Xiuyu breathed a sigh of relief, "Do you have a flashlight at home?"
"..." Jiang Yifan was silent for a while, there was a flashlight, but it was stored in the cabinet in the living room.
His silence made Ji Xiuyu misunderstand that he didn't have a flashlight at home, so he sighed helplessly, and Ji Xiuyu asked again, "What about the candles?"
"no!"
There is no need to hesitate at all for this, there is really nothing!
Ji Xiuyu, "..." He didn't expect his family to have one.
"Master? Master?" Because there was no voice from Ji Xiuyu for a long time, Jiang Yifan panicked, "Master, are you there?"
"exist……"
Ji Xiuyu parked the car in a 24-hour pharmacy, ran into the store in the rain, and whispered to the clerk what he needed.
Jiang Yifan breathed a sigh of relief, "Master, don't be silent, can you say something?"
"Huh? Say what?"
Ji Xiuyu paid the bill, thanked the clerk, hurried back to the car, and continued to drive to Jiang Yifan's house.
"You can say anything, or tell me a joke, Master!" Jiang Yifan suggested.
The corner of Ji Xiuyu's mouth twitched, he hasn't told jokes for many years, okay?
Forget it, since he is his apprentice and injured, he will reluctantly say a few words.
"Let's think about it..." While driving, Ji Xiuyu recalled the jokes he had seen and heard before.
"Ahem... a few days ago, I met a scumbag who was riding an electric scooter in the wrong direction, and was caught by the police, who was fined 50 yuan. The scumbag became angry when he heard it, and he shouted at the police, 'Isn't it just going the wrong way? It’s not a car, and I’m fined 50 yuan? If I invite my uncle, you’ll have to pay me 50 yuan!”
"Yeah, and then?" Jiang Yifan listened with gusto, and his feelings were about who his father was.
"Then the policeman got angry too, and he said, 'You call your uncle, I'll see how good he is, if I don't believe it, let me give you fifty!' Then the bastard took out a card from his pocket. One hundred yuan, pointing to Grandpa Mao's head and proudly said, 'This is my uncle, find me fifty!'"
After Ji Xiuyu finished speaking, Jiang Yifan didn't show any face at all, he couldn't laugh at all, okay? He could only say, he's really a bastard!
"This is too connotative, can master say something superficial?" Jiang Yifan bargained.
"..." Ji Xiuyu stood in front of Jiang Yifan's house speechless for a moment, then took a deep breath, "Okay, I'm still telling jokes, quickly open the door for your master!"
"Ah? You're already here?" Jiang Yifan was shocked, "Wait a minute, I'll open the door for you right away, but you have to keep talking and you can't stop until I open the door."
Ji Xiuyu didn't realize what Jiang Yifan meant for a while, but when he did, he became angry.
He lowered his voice and yelled at the phone, "What's wrong with you?"
Jiang Yifan abandoned moral integrity, put on a soft tone and said cutely, "Master~ Please~"
Ji Xiuyu was so startled that he had goosebumps all over his body, and his body was even colder after being drenched by the rain.
"Jiang Yifan, you are really enough, hurry up and open the door for me! Otherwise, I'll hit the door!" Ji Xiuyu was on the verge of going crazy.
"Don't tell bad jokes, you can sing too!"
Jiang Yifan came to the door with the flashlight in his mobile phone on while playing lip service with Ji Xiuyu.I have to say that only one place is bright, and the other places are all dark, which is more terrifying than all the darkness.
Just when Ji Xiuyu was about to shake off his image and scold his apprentice, the door in front of him opened in good time.
Jiang Yifan's face was blurred by the strong light from the phone, and he smiled at Ji Xiuyu showing the standard eight teeth, "Hi~"
However, within a few seconds of Jiang Yifan's smile, he was stunned by Ji Xiuyu's appearance in front of him.
He never thought that Ji Xiuyu, who has always been personable and extraordinary, could have such a side - wearing a black vest on his upper body, gray loose shorts on his lower body, black flip flops on his feet, and his meticulously groomed hairstyle has long since been washed away by the rain You have to be obedient.
What a mess!Jiang Yifan couldn't help but yelled in his heart—although he was embarrassed, what should he do if he was so sexy and swollen!
Seeing a certain person blocking the doorway and staring at him for not giving way, Ji Xiuyu became even angrier, and directly pushed the person into the room, and then followed in, closing the door with his feet.
Jiang Yifan looked at the angry Ji Xiuyu and swallowed his saliva. At this moment, he felt that the other party got up from the comfortable bed and braved the heavy rain to deliver medicine to him, but he felt that the other party was embarrassed and very sexy. sin!
Ji Xiuyu took out a night-light flashlight from the bag in his hand, and as soon as he turned it on, the whole living room was illuminated a lot. Although it wasn't as bright as the chandelier, at least the whole living room was illuminated in its original form.
When Ji Xiuyu was about to say something, he suddenly saw that the clothes on Jiang Yifan's abdomen were stained red, and his face changed drastically, "Damn it! Didn't you say that you hurt your hand? Why did you bleed so much? !"
Jiang Yifan avoided Ji Xiuyu's hand reaching over to lift his clothes, and hurriedly explained, "It was my hand that was hurt!"
As he spoke, he wanted to pull out his left hand, but as soon as he pulled it, he grinned from pain.
Jiang Yifan was in so much pain that he wanted to scold his mother!It is estimated that some blood has dried up, sticking the clothes and the skin on the back of his hand together.
Seeing Jiang Yifan's expression distorted in pain, Ji Xiuyu hurriedly helped him onto the sofa, angry and anxious, "How can you be so stupid?"
Jiang Yifan complained silently in his heart, I'm so sorry for being so stupid!
Although Ji Xiuyu said that, the movements of his hands were very gentle. He slowly freed Jiang Yifan's left hand from the clothes.
The wound that had been in the dark was finally exposed to the light, and a wound about two to three centimeters was opened on the back of Jiang Yifan's hand.Due to the action just now, blood flowed from the scabbed wound again.
Carefully wiping off the blood with cotton, Ji Xiuyu held Jiang Yifan's left hand and observed it carefully, finally letting go of his hanging heart.
He smiled at Jiang Yifan and comforted him, "Although the wound looks a bit hideous, it didn't hurt any muscles or bones. I'll get you some water to clean it and then bandage it with medicine."
Said Ji Xiuyu got up and planned to go to the bathroom, but was held back by Jiang Yifan.
Ji Xiuyu looked at him puzzled, "What's wrong?"
Jiang Yifan glanced around and said with a dry smile, "I'd better go with you directly."
Ji Xiuyu thought for a while, "That's fine."
Then Jiang Yifan insisted on holding the flashlight, and followed Ji Xiuyu into the bathroom.
After spending some time treating the wound, Jiang Yifan finally belatedly gave Ji Xiuyu a bath towel after he sneezed, "Wipe it quickly!"
Ji Xiuyu asked while wiping, "Do you have any clothes for me to change, the clothes are all wet and uncomfortable."
Jiang Yifan was silent for a while, and pulled him directly into the bedroom, then opened the closet to search, and finally found the sportswear that was originally bought for Lin Zezhao but was not given away in the end.
Ji Xiuyu opened the packing bag and started changing clothes in front of Jiang Yifan.
Looking at someone's good figure, Jiang Yifan turned his head away with a red face, it really makes people jealous!
The size of the clothes on the body is not bad. For this set of clothes, compared with Jiang Yifan's figure, Ji Xiuyu already has some ideas in his mind.
He picked up his wet clothes and planned to put them in the bathroom, but Jiang Yifan's tail resolutely followed.
Putting the wet clothes into the clothes rack, Ji Xiuyu turned around and blocked someone in the corner behind the door.
Jiang Yifan stared at Ji Xiuyu with wide eyes, not knowing why, "What are you doing?"
Ji Xiuyu narrowed his eyes, raised his eyebrows and said, "Just admit that you are afraid of the dark, I won't laugh at you."
Jiang Yifan blinked and shook his head decisively, "I'm really not afraid of the dark!"
Ji Xiuyu was depressed, "Then why can't you just stay alone?"
"Actually..." Jiang Yifan explained with difficulty, "A few hours ago, I just watched several horror movies with Xiaoli..."
"Then?"
"And then...then that's all..."
"What is that?" Ji Xiuyu frowned, and after a while he figured it out, "Ah, I see, you mean you are afraid of ghosts and ghosts?"
Jiang Yifan nodded with a complicated expression, and then said with the expression of "Five Heroes of Langya Mountain", "Laugh if you want!" He has already made up his mind!
"I can't laugh."
Ji Xiuyu put his hands on Jiang Yifan's shoulders, and said with a deep expression, "Dear little Fanfan, this is a disease, we have to treat it, we must not give up the treatment!"
Jiang Yifan, "..."
☆, the master is sick and the apprentice comes to see
When Jiang Yifan opened his eyes, he stretched comfortably on the bed.
Outside the window, the storm had ended, and the sun had been hanging brightly in the sky for a long time.
Looking at the clock hanging on the bedroom wall, it was already past three in the afternoon.
After the two of them finished their tossing this morning, the electricity hadn't come yet, but the sky was slightly white.
When the nervousness disappeared, both of them felt very tired and sleepy, so Jiang Yifan was very happy to give up his other half of the bed.
It feels so safe to have someone to sleep with or something!
And Ji Xiuyu just glanced at Jiang Yifan silently, hesitated for a while and still occupied the half of the bed, he felt that he was already very sleepy.
In the darkness, the two fell asleep on their feet.
Ji Xiuyu fell asleep not long after lying down, because there was no electricity and the room was too stuffy, so they opened the window.
If Jiang Yifan stayed alone, he would never do this, but now he has Ji Xiuyu by his side, so he is a little more courageous. In short, he now regards Ji Xiuyu as the nemesis of those "demons and ghosts".
As it turns out, he was right.
Even though it was raining and thundering outside, the body could feel the warm body temperature of the man, and the gentle breathing of the man could be heard in the ears.
Jiang Yifan couldn't help but quietly moved to Ji Xiuyu's side, then closed his eyes, and fell asleep taking the other person's breathing as a lullaby, but this sleep turned out to be a night without dreams, so good that he woke up naturally.
Sitting up from the bed, Jiang Yifan rubbed his empty stomach—so hungry.
He decided to wake up Ji Xiuyu and go out for food together, because he had already shredded all the vegetables in the refrigerator, so he couldn't have a hodgepodge of all kinds of shreds, right?Moreover, he fell asleep so fast last night that he forgot to turn off the light, and the light in the bedroom is still not on, which proves that the electricity hasn't come on yet.
Because Jiang Yifan's left hand was injured, he was afraid that it would be crushed while sleeping, so Ji Xiuyu slept on his right side.
Jiang Yifan stretched out his hand to push Ji Xiuyu, "Master is up, it's afternoon, Master, the sun is drying your ass, get up!"
Jiang Yifan and Ji Xiuyu had slept together several times before, almost every time Ji Xiuyu woke up first, so this time Ji Xiuyu woke up later than him, and Jiang Yifan acquiesced that it was because he was too tired last night.
But when Jiang Yifan pushed the opponent a few more times, he finally found out that something was wrong.
When he touched Ji Xiuyu's arm, he felt that the tentacles were scorching hot, which was already higher than the body temperature of a normal person.Jiang Yifan was startled, and stretched out his hand to touch his forehead, it was also hot.Even if he didn't touch it, Ji Xiuyu's flushed sweaty face and slightly wrinkled brows also showed the problem.
so hot, no
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