God also goes to school

The gift of the spirit sword to Nie Shuiwu lifted the spirits of the students in the entire heaven.Because this is a symbol of fairness in the heavens!

Although everyone likes Su Xiaole very much, everyone knows that the biggest hero this time is indeed Nie Shuiwu. Without her, everyone would not be able to get away with it.Therefore, this has nothing to do with the popularity of two people, but for fairness.

The spirit sword is indeed a divine weapon, even more beautiful than the 3D-made beautiful lightsaber in the game, especially the colorful luster emitted from the whole body, it is extraordinary at first glance!

This made Nie Shuiwu happily show off the sword around him.

Su Xiaole is also very envious, because the lightsaber itself comes with a masterful martial arts cheat book!I heard from Nie Shuiwu that as long as you hold the handle of the spirit sword, a fairy-like person will appear in your mind to teach her martial arts. The movements are slow and in place, and you can practice it every time you come back from school. It is very easy to learn.Soon, her force value jumped to the highest in the class (of course, Ye Leng Leng didn't show her strength).

Of course, Ye Leng told Su Xiaole coldly: There is no need to be envious.Because gorgeous things are often not practical, the so-called ingenuity does not work, the really top-notch things are definitely not the most gorgeous!

"She gave you the best thing." Ye Leng said, "A hundred spiritual swords are not as good as the feather she gave you."

Su Xiaole bowed her head and fell into deep thought.

After the final exam, it is a holiday.

Tianting School has winter and summer vacations every year, and the Emperor of Heaven has almost never set foot there.However, this year's Emperor of Heaven seems to be very free, and specially took his own woman to see off the students who are about to go down to earth.

The woman in her arms is none other than Fairy Baihua.Now the new darling of the gossip world in heaven.

Summer is the season when all kinds of flowers bloom, and the face of Baihua Fairy is even more brilliant.

The Heavenly Emperor took her arm and glanced at Su Xiaole intentionally or unintentionally.

Su Xiaole held her head up and grinned: What a beautiful fairy!Such beauty, standing next to the Emperor of Heaven like the scorching sun, is the icing on the cake.Well, the eyes of the Emperor of Heaven seem to be good.

This year's summer homework leaves everyone speechless: Find and catch a "devil" around you!

The demon around?

After descending to the mortal world, there are only parents and relatives around, and they are all human beings. Where did the devil come from?

"There is no lack of demons in the world, but the lack of demon eyes." Teacher Li, who assigned the homework, quoted a famous saying in the world, which is half funny but half serious.

The students were startled.

Gradually, the young heart understood the meaning of the teacher's words.

Yes, the world has already been rampant with all kinds of demons, right?

With a trace of heaviness, when I returned to my home in the small county, my parents were still enthusiastic.Of course, the enthusiasm of a hot-tempered mother can only last for a week. After a week, it is estimated that she will start all kinds of nagging, scolding and dislike. Chinese mothers and daughters are like this, and Su Xiaole said that she is more used to it.So enjoy the fiery maternal love of my mother for the first week.

I can't eat enough, stay at home, read novels and sleep, and unknowingly gained ten catties!

==Su Xiaole hurriedly used the fairy art she secretly learned from Zhang Yu in Tianting to give herself a realistic version of PS.Um, shrink back.

Continuing to eat nothing but stay at home, and unknowingly gained ten catties!

==!Su Xiaole hurriedly continued to use fairy PS, so she retracted again!

……

In this way, Su Xiaole felt that this summer vacation was very boring.

In the past, Su Xiaole was playful, and there were always countless ways to play to pass his time.She, Su Xiaole, has always been a pistachio in the eyes of relatives and friends. From one end to the other, she has never known what boredom is.But now, it's deeply boring.

Or, more precisely, the void.

After going to heaven and seeing a wider world, I suddenly felt that life was empty.In the past, she only saw the insignificance of human beings in the world in literary works, but now, she really realized it!Yes, people are very small. Decades in a hurry may sound like a long time, but in fact it is just a snap of the fingers.People are always wasting time, always feel that the road ahead is very long, but in fact, time is really short.And in such a limited life, there is actually not much we can do.

In this short life, everyone studied hard, worked hard, and fought for fame and fortune, but in the end, how much time was spent happily?

Walking through the heavens, I found that nothing is important, including the college entrance examination that once felt as important as life!

So, since nothing is important, what else is there to pursue in life?

In other words, in the long and floating life, when everything is seen through, what else is there to grasp?

Uh, headache.

Fortunately, I have long since lost my mind.Otherwise, it will be a long time before you can let go of the ultimate mystery of life, right?

Other students, however, were not so lucky.After all, they all have intentions, so after experiencing life and death in the Demon Realm and living in the fairy world of Heaven, they all began to feel empty in different corners of the world.

"It's so boring, roll around for comfort!" In the class group, someone was the first to blow the pot.

"What's boring? Let's have a good time. It just so happens that I'm bored too." The second bored person came up to joke.

"I just think life is boring." The first person who said it was boring revealed his heart without hesitation, "Tell me, why do people live?"

"You are no longer human, thank you." Josh's appearance is always accompanied by Fang Lei, "Your ultimate question now should be, why are gods alive?"

Uh……

The first person to say boring also lost the bubble.

However, everyone was touched—yes, even the self who has become a quasi-immortal, why is he alive?

"Why? For the sake of world peace!" Yu Meiren just finished shopping for cosmetics in Jumei, and seeing the mourning in the group, she immediately sneered and attacked, "With such entangled skills, it's better to kill a few more demons and contribute to the world What! Childish."

choke.

Well, everyone dived in the group and looked at each other, and finally wiped off their sweat: Yes, instead of thinking about these things, why not...

"Hurry up and get your summer homework done! Don't say that you don't have any of these! I heard that there was a senior sister who didn't hand in her summer homework in the last few years, and she couldn't even register!" Zhu Yuanyuan, the queen of gossip, reminded her in a timely manner.

"Can't sign up?" Dim Sum Wuchen, who had been eating and diving to watch, was so excited that he lost his beloved food, and replied with his paws free, "Then we don't have to go to Tianting for classes, right? That's great! Let's talk The Tianting School is so scary, the devil-killing school may die under the claws of the devil one day."

Yes.

The diving crowd nodded in agreement.

However, Zhu Yuanyuan's next words made everyone despair: "Pull it down! Do you think you can go back to your hometown in the world because you can't register? You think it's more beautiful than Zhang Yu's face! Let me tell you, the one who didn't hand in the summer homework was dismissed from the registration People with qualifications are washed out of their memories and thrown back into the Tao of reincarnation! Not only are their memories in the fairy world washed away, but they also die with their bodies in the human world. Said that the senior sister was unlucky, accidentally touched the animal path, and was cast into a cow fetus!"

Uh.

Ok.

"Actually, it's not bad if you vote for a pig fetus. You don't have to think about eating or doing anything for the rest of your life." At this time, he can answer the conversation calmly, and the focus has never been right, only Josh, "But having said that, Nowadays, it is all science and technology agriculture. Farming is basically done by machinery, and there are very few cattle plowing the fields. Basically, cattle are raised there waiting to grow meat. Although they will be killed after they become fat, the process of being raised is still just a process. You don’t have to worry about eating or doing anything.”

"She voted for a cow fetus!" Zhu Yuanyuan rolled her eyes, "Every day, people are tossing and squeezing and milking the grandma, thank you."

Uh.

"Summer homework, let's go!" Josh yelled violently, sinking down to think about summer homework.

Everyone was also excited, and they all sank down to think about their summer homework.

Why do you say that summer homework needs to be conceived?Because the demons in the human world are not as easy to identify as the demons in the Demon Realm...

If you want to kill the devil, you must first find the devil!

"Cousin, who do you think is bad in this world? Like a devil."

Like most girls born in the 90s, Su Xiaole still has a generation gap with her parents.So when I inquired about the devil, the first thing that came to my mind was my confidant sister since I was a child, my eldest cousin.

The eldest cousin is intellectual and gentle, knows how to respect others, and never ignores Su Xiaole's thoughts because of her young age.

"A bad guy like a devil?" The eldest cousin thought for a while, "Hitler!"

"Uh, you're the fascist one?"

Su Xiaole was embarrassed.

"I'm talking about life! It's around you. Is there anyone who is very bad, like a devil?"

"Beside..."

The cousin thought for a long time, a trace of disgust and fear flashed in her usually gentle and kind eyes: "Yes."