God also goes to school

The school's curriculum is so strange, it's not Chinese and mathematics, but basic mentality, illusion, escapism, etc...

Su Xiaole was knocked unconscious by Teacher Li in the first class, so she didn't attend the rest of the class.Therefore, the sad Su Xiaole not only lacks her own superpowers, but also misses a day of class~~~~(>_<)~~~~ Probably separated from her classmates even further.

Fortunately, the teachers teach a new content every class, so I didn't listen to the class on the first day, which has little effect on the new class on the second day.But... it was miserable during the review and questioning session: Su Xiaole, who didn't attend class on the first day, was dumbfounded after being asked by a certain teacher, so she was kicked out with a slap...

~~~~(>_<)~~~~

Another wasted pill.

It was Ye Lengleng who chewed it up and fed it himself.

"It tastes good." Su Xiaole's first words after the pain disappeared.

"The elixirs taste almost the same." Ye Leng snorted.

"I'm talking about your lips." Su Xiaole eagerly looked at Ye Lengleng.

Uh... Ye Leng turned his face away, leaving only Su Xiaole's flushed ears.

After a long time, Ye Leng Leng turned around and said, "Take it easy, there are only seven pills in this gourd, you spent two pills in the first two days of school, and we still have four years left in college."

Su Xiaole twitched the corner of her mouth: "Oh."

That night, Su Xiaole didn't sleep all night.She pulled Ye Lengleng to help her make up for today's class == No way, the poor child was frightened.I'm afraid the teacher will do a spot check tomorrow or something.

Ye Lenglen could only yawn again and again all night.

The next day, the two pandas went to class with their heads drooping.

And because of the principle of "the more unprepared the more you will be spot-checked, the more prepared you will be the less likely to be spot-checked", these two pandas attended a class for a day, but they were not randomly checked by any teacher to ask questions == so that Su Xiaole still had A little lost.As for what is lost, I think any student who has seriously completed the homework review and previewed the text but was not called by the teacher to answer, can understand, ahem.

Although he didn't get a draw that day, he still didn't dare to take it lightly. He still pushed the night train that night, pulling Ye Leng Leng to review until midnight before going to bed.

After a week, even the ice-transparent skin of the iceberg beauty has dullness and dark circles under the eyes. Sure enough, sleep is the first tonic for women, even for women transformed from ice cubes.

So, on weekends, a certain ice cube turned into a prototype and went to hide in the refrigerator of some dormitory, and refused to show up again.

Su Xiaole was not originally a person who had to work overtime on weekends and review, she was originally a playful scumbag, okay?Now pushing the night cart every night is already forced by the violence of Teacher Tianting ==

But where there is violence, there is resistance.

Su Xiaole still knows that if you are poor, you want to change.So she spent a week thinking about how to change the status quo.After thinking about it, among the people I know, only the Emperor of Heaven is a *oss who can protect him.

So, looking for someone to live in for the Heavenly Emperor's Yunxiao Palace, Pidianpidian ran away.

Yunxiao Palace is the largest palace in the Heavenly Court, it is superior to everything, but it is easy to recognize, ask a few old acquaintances in the Heavenly Court, and there are not many who don't know.

When he arrived at Yunxiao Palace, Su Xiaole couldn't help admiring the towering palace that couldn't see the top and was surrounded by clouds and mist.Such a spectacle, I'm afraid it can't be designed in the animation of the game in the world.

Seeing Su Xiaole, who was wearing a Tianting student uniform, the heavenly soldiers guarding the gate didn't bother to roll their eyelids, and directly stretched out their weapons: "The most important place in Yunxiao Palace, trespassers will die!"

"It's not trespassing, it's not trespassing." Su Xiaole quickly explained with a pale face, "I am a student received by the Emperor of Heaven. My name is Su Xiaole. I know the Emperor of Heaven. I want to find her."

"Without the summoning order from the Emperor of Heaven, no matter who it is, they are not allowed to enter." Hearing that the Heavenly Soldiers who guarded the gate were the students who were received by the Emperor himself, his eyelids immediately rolled down, and even the expression on his face and the tone of his speech were different. .You must know that the Emperor of Heaven has never received a student before. Only a few days ago, I heard that the Emperor of Heaven suddenly personally received a student. For a while, there was an uproar in the heavenly court, and everyone was guessing the identity of the student. Some of them seemed to be a little clear. The old gods all looked mysterious and refused to disclose, only saying that the identity of this student was unusual.

Therefore, as a guard, he dare not offend easily.Although I don't know the specific identity of Su Xiaole, but the gatekeeper is also a wise man who has practiced for thousands of years to become a god, so he naturally knows the truth that the more unknown, the more terrifying.

Su Xiaole was also very happy to see that the other party was being polite to her.Although she was still a student before entering the world, when she was studying, she basically didn't spend her time and energy on her studies, but went from online to offline to find people to play with. Time is always fair. Although her grades are not good, However, he has gradually learned to observe words and expressions while playing with countless gay friends, so now when he sees the expressions of the gatekeepers, he knows that the emperor's face must have played a role.Rolling his eyes, he remembered that the Emperor of Heaven had given him a sapphire.

"You guys know this jade pendant, right?" A certain Lehu showed off the sapphire in a pretentious manner.

Originally thought that the gatekeepers would look at Yu's face and go to report to the Emperor of Heaven, but unexpectedly the gatekeepers reacted a little too aggressively, and directly knelt down on the ground with a "hula la", bowed their heads deeply, and then remained motionless and did not speak again.

Uh... this reaction... seems a little over the top.

Looking at the immortal soldiers who knelt on the ground motionless towards her, Su Xiaole felt a little guilty, and wanted to ask another question, but saw that the other party did not intend to answer at all, just like a wood carving.To be honest, gods, men and strangers all have strange looks, and being gods naturally has some differences from others. Seeing them all knelt in front of her motionless like statues, Su Xiaole still feels a little creepy.

Therefore, 36 plans, go first!

With sapphire, her every move is like a heavenly emperor, and naturally no one dares to stop her.So she held the sapphire along the way, and saw the passing gods glanced at her sapphire, shut their mouths and immediately knelt down, then remained motionless...

Well, at first I thought it was a bit hairy, and I found it quite interesting after a long time. There are a lot of heavenly soldiers and generals in Yunxiao Palace. I just need to hold a jade pendant, and someone will kneel down to me along the way and turn into a quiet woodcarving... ...Don't say it, it's really fun.

In this way, a certain bastard was having fun all the way, forgetting everything, running around, and gradually arrived at a side hall where there were no heavenly soldiers and generals at all.

Huh?There are many people holding hands in other halls, why is there no one guarding here?

So, the curious baby stepped in without even thinking about it.

Then--

She heard a voice like this: Uh... uh... ah... I want... I want to...

She saw such a picture: pink clouds, very long, floating with the wind... always floating from nowhere.

So the curious baby followed the extremely beautiful and ambiguous Yun Ni with great curiosity, and looked for it. (Okay, here I have to declare: Although Su Xiaole is a scumbag, she doesn’t mix in the society, she’s just a simple little loli who loves Two-dimensional comics. Although she has a thick skin and loves hip-hop, she still doesn’t care about this kind of thing. Very innocent, so she is really just out of curiosity about the beautiful Yun Ni.)

And then……

She just saw a certain scene... It was this scene that became the enlightenment for her reference study in the next N years.

Well, now, she stood there dumbstruck.

A certain day the emperor came down from a woman, saw that it was Su Xiaole, coughed lightly, straightened the neon clothes, and then waved his hand to hide the woman, then put on an emperor's majesty, lifted the clothes, and sat in the sky On the chair, he asked with a smile, "Xiao Le, why are you here?"

During the conversation, there was no panic or embarrassment.Sure enough, the face of the Emperor of Heaven is extraordinary.

"Ah..." Su Xiaole then remembered the purpose of this trip, "I am because of my studies..."

"I mean, how did you get in?" The Emperor of Heaven was not interested in her study at all at this time, and he just wanted to understand, "Those heavenly soldiers guarding the gate, just let you in?"

Those heavenly soldiers and generals seemed to have been at ease for too long, and they actually let a mortal who had just entered the heaven sneak in, and they just broke through such a thing!Hmph, turn around and demote them all to the mortal world!No, relegation to the six animal realms!

"Oh, because I have this." Mou Le smiled and held up the sapphire pendant, asking for credit.

Uh... the Emperor of Heaven helped the forehead.It seems that giving her the jade pendant was really a mistake.At that time, I was only thinking about the excitement of reuniting after a long absence, so why did I forget her nature of always making troubles!

"That..." It is impossible to take back the sapphire. The Emperor of Heaven just wanted to change the subject quickly, "You just said you came to me to ask about your studies? Well, he is really a studious child. What's the problem, I will teach you .”

"Huh? You don't speak classical Chinese now?" Su Xiaole finally realized, as if she had discovered the New World.

Uh... The emperor's smile didn't change, and he was still amiable: "Yes. I read a lot of vernacular novels you gave me, and I gradually became infected. By the way, what questions do you want to ask me about my studies?"

"Ha, let me just say, as long as you read modern novels for a long time, you will naturally speak well!" Su Xiaole was proud of her foresight.

"Yes. Do you have any learning problems?" The Emperor of Heaven continued to be kind and friendly.

"Ah, by the way, His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven, what were you doing just now?" The curious baby began to ask shamelessly.After all, when you first come to Heaven, it is always good to have more knowledge about everything.

Finally, the Heavenly Emperor's amiable smile twitched.

Taking a deep breath, the Emperor of Heaven smiled again: "This is double cultivation, don't you know?"

"Shuangxiu?" I seem to have heard it somewhere, but I really don't know.

"Double cultivation is an act of improving the cultivation of both parties." The Emperor of Heaven took another deep breath and smiled brightly, "This is a method of cultivation. Especially when your cultivation reaches a bottleneck, the effect is excellent. "

Su Xiaole was stunned for a moment, and then became a little crazy...

She found: Emperor of Heaven, so beautiful...

Yes, if you don't look at it from a close distance, you will never realize that this woman with power over heaven and earth is also a peerless beauty who is born in heaven and earth.Especially that smile, even if the sun and the moon shine together, it will be eclipsed.

"Okay, now you have any study questions, can you ask?" The Heavenly Emperor struggled with a smile.

Su Xiaole blinked her eyes, and said in a daze, "Can I also double cultivate with you?"

She just thinks, His Majesty the Heavenly Emperor, it's so beautiful.If we can lie together, it should be a very beautiful thing...

However, she did not expect the Heavenly Emperor to be shocked when he heard the words.

After a long time, the Emperor of Heaven put away the smile on his face, and there was a rare seriousness in his eyes: "Are you serious?"

"Yes." Su Xiaole dialed her little Jiujiu in her heart.Shuangxiu or something, since they are practicing together, they should influence each other, since they influence each other, Tiandi, as the supreme *oss in heaven and earth, must have a good cultivation base, and my rookie cultivation base will be cheap no matter what .

Although she doesn't know the specific double cultivation, she has played online games before.Every time a group is formed to fight monsters, the final experience and wealth are divided, and the rookies always take advantage of it.

"Are you sure?" Heavenly Emperor asked again, "Voluntary?"

"Yeah." Su Xiaole nodded heavily, her eyes full of sincerity.

For a moment, the Emperor of Heaven was a little absent-minded, as if dreaming: "Do you really want to?"

"I would." Of course I would!Shuangxiu with a beauty-level *oss, such a profit, would be a fool not to be willing!

The Emperor of Heaven smiled, and there was something wet and shining in his smiling eyes.She stretched out her hand and raised Su Xiaole's chin, carefully as if holding the most fragile treasure...

Gently, approach.

Tilting his head, the lips of the Emperor of Heaven gently covered Su Xiaole's lips...