The scum attack has the ability to chase after it.

The junk dim sum is to die for.

Cause of death unknown.

When Li Huan came to "work" the next morning, the waste dim sum "go to heaven".

With four legs straightened, he lay stiffly on one foot of the cage, and his soft fluffy hair was dragged limply on his body. The appearance of his death could be described as bleak.

Aunt Gao disposed of the waste dim sum body, wrapped it in a plastic bag, and threw it directly into the trash can outside the house.

Li Huan felt strange when he heard the sound of "dong".

You said that this little thing was still alive and kicking yesterday, walking around him and Xu Ziqian all over the lawn, eating cabbage gangzi and carrots happily, how could he just hang up.

It's unlikely that Xu Ziqian killed him.

Li Huan really didn't want to speculate on this aspect, after all, Xu Ziqian and the waste dim sum played very harmoniously yesterday.

But think about it, in the list given by Shen Li, it was written that Xu Ziqian hated rabbits.

Maybe it was just pretending yesterday, just like durian, his annoying brows are all wrinkled, can't he still eat it?

This person's psychological quality is definitely extraordinary and powerful.

Compared with myself who was almost tortured to death by durian, you will know.

Therefore, he probably pretended to be a waste snack yesterday.

Realizing this, Li Huan couldn't rule out Xu Ziqian's suspicion of murdering trash dim sum.

While eating breakfast, Li Huan tried to draw out Xu Ziqian's slightest sense of guilt, so he kept complaining to Xu Ziqian about the death of trash dim sum.

As a result, after breakfast, Xu Ziqian called a driver and took Li Huan to the pet market, where he bought 5 junk snacks of the same color and about the same size and came back.

Holmes Lee, after looking at the waste snacks running around on the lawn, automatically logged off.

It seems that the death of Trash Dim Sum No. [-] has nothing to do with Xu Ziqian.

That's the waste of dim sum.

Glancing at the trash can by the door, Li Huan sighed softly.

"Be careful."

The hand was suddenly pulled.

Li Huan pulled back reflexively, and the remaining piece of carrot fell out of his hand.

Where it was touched, it started to hurt hotly.

"Be careful, the rabbit bit your hand."

Li Huan wanted to say, just a bite of those tiny two small dies would do anything, but it would be fatal if you touched me with a foreign hot pepper.

But on his face, Li Huan still couldn't show anything, and said with a smile: "Hehe, I'm distracted, thank you Mr. Xu."

It's not good to go to the sink to wash your hands in front of Xu Ziqian.

I was planning to go to the indoor bathroom under the pretext of peeing.

Xu Ziqian pointed in the direction of the pool and said, "These rabbits just came here. They don't know if it's hygienic or unhygienic. Go and wash your hands."

Oops, this person is a bit "on the road".

"Yes, yes, you just licked me."

Li Huan hurried to wash his hands, as if he was granted amnesty.

For some reason, I always feel uncomfortable with two eyes staring at me from behind.

Thinking of Xu Ziqian watching what he was doing on the second floor, he felt even more uncomfortable.

He hurriedly washed it several times and turned his head. The man was teasing the rabbit. It seemed that he had misunderstood it.

"Mr. Xu, are you going to keep these trash snacks forever?" Li Huan swung the water forward.

Xu Ziqian stroked the head of one of the rabbits: "If you want to eat it, kill it, or keep it."

Li Huan: "How much meat can there be? It's all babies. Don't look at the fluffy and fried ones that are as round as a ball. If the hair is shaved off, it's the size of a mouse. If you kill them all, you won't be able to eat them."

It's true that rabbit meat is a good thing, but this kind of small pet rabbit can't catch Li Huan's eyes, so it's fine to keep it for fun.

Xu Ziqian looked at him without saying a word.

It was weird for Li Huan to see, and he rambled on a topic: "This group of waste eats snacks, sleeps, sleeps, and eats. They are the most shitty. You better not let it out, Mr. Xu, or it will be a few days." It will bring disaster to your lawn."

"Get someone to build a rabbit house later."

"Mr. Xu, you really bought a lot. Do you really like rabbits?"

Li Huan's words had a certain intention, and he wanted to make sure that Shen Li's message was really a mistake.

"I didn't like it before, but then I met a person who likes to eat rabbit heads, so I really like rabbits, because they can make that person happy."

The corner of Li Huan's mouth twitched: "Hehe, I suddenly feel that Tutu might not like Mr. Xu at all."

Xu Ziqian: "Do you like eating rabbit heads?"

Now, I am embarrassed to ask Li Huan: "Actually, I like it very much. But I like rabbits, and it has nothing to do with my liking to eat rabbit heads."

Xu Ziqian smiled.

For some reason, Li Huan didn't like this smile at all.

"Auntie Gao will make you a rabbit head tomorrow. I'm going upstairs. You can play for a while." After Xu Ziqian finished speaking, he entered the room.

Li Huan looked at the rabbits running around and began to think about a serious question.

If these trash dim sums are fat and fat, and they are laid on a plate with a spicy taste, will I be able to eat them?

It didn't take long for Li Huan to come to a conclusion: "It's all cooked, so it's a waste if you don't eat it."

So, happily started feeding the rabbit.

Raise and play cute.

Cook and eat fresh.

Who doesn't like a bunny?

Xu Ziqian was also...

No, Xu Ziqian just said that if someone likes to eat, he likes rabbits.

Become a forest.

Talk about this guy.

There hasn't been much movement lately.

Li Ping was very angry before, saying that the married couple would have to get a certificate of mental illness or something to get her out.

Probably this kind of mental illness is not easy to deal with.

Look at the house behind you.

Xu Ziqian also didn't miss the old love. In fact, Li Huan really didn't intend to pursue it when he opened his mouth about Cheng Lin's matter. It just happened to repay the burn and skin graft.

Now he is "trapped" here, feeding the rabbits boringly, it's too stupid.

After feeding for a while, Li Huan really couldn't take it anymore when the trash snacks were shitting all over the floor, so they slipped back to the cage one by one.

The dormitory is very crowded, but Xu Ziqian said that he will send someone to fix the rabbit house, so let the little guys feel wronged.

Li Huan washed his hands and went back to the house.

Aunt Gao was coming to make lunch soon, and Li Huan started to prepare the dishes.

Staying here with nothing to do is really suffocating.

After washing the vegetables, Aunt Gao came.

Seeing him working, he rushed up quickly: "Oh, Mr. Li, do you want me to be fired? Take a rest, watch TV and read a book."

Li Huan had nothing to say except hehehe.

Exit the kitchen area, forget about the TV, I don’t have anything to watch recently, let’s read a book.

There are several books on the coffee table, all of which are financial reading materials. Li Huan has no interest, so it is right to pass the time.

When I read one page and turned to the next, something fell out of the interlayer.

Li Huan didn't even see what it was, so he floated under the sofa.

This must be returned to others.

Li Huan put the book upside down on the coffee table, squatted down and began to look for it.

It was dark under the sofa, and I couldn't see anything.

He touched it for a while, but it was quite clean without any dust.

I feel that Aunt Gao does a good job in housekeeping, and the underside of the sofa looks like it has been newly cleaned.

But the thing that floated down was not touched.

So I pressed down even lower, turned on the flashlight of my phone, and started to shine in.

I found it, a small piece of paper, and a big A4 piece of paper.

The small paper must have fallen out of the book. The big A4 paper was folded in half, forming a triangle, with one side sticking to the ground and the other against the bottom of the sofa. It may be that the triangle structure is stable, or it may be too deep, so Aunt Gao did not clean it out. .

Li Huan was a good person and good deed, took the remote control from the coffee table, and ticked off the two pieces of paper little by little.

The little one glanced at it, it was a summary of the note, and he put it back in the book.

Li Huan froze for a moment when he opened it.

This is a written NPT report.

The so-called NPT report is also known as the night shadow test.

Li Huan unexpectedly found this thing at Xu Ziqian's house.

This is generally used to judge male dysfunction.

Looking at the values ​​below, Li Huan was even more shocked.

BO starting frequency: 0

Maximum hardness value: 18

Average BO starting time: 2

Cumulative BO starting time: 24

Diagnostic opinion: the dorsal nerve sensitivity of the penis is too high.

Xu Ziqian is so young, why...

The sensitivity of the nerves in the back of the penis is too high, which means that Xu Ziqian's premature ejaculation is not as serious as usual.

Suddenly thinking of what Xu Ziqian did to his wet figure on the second floor that day, Li Huan couldn't help feeling a lot of emotion.

Long-term self-obsession is the most likely to cause kidney deficiency and kidney deficiency, which will eventually affect sexual ability.

Calling him poor is self-inflicted again.

It's a bit pitiful to say that he asked for it.

Forget it, don't know.

The dignity of a man in this respect is absolutely above anything else.

Li Huan planned to touch it quietly, stuffed the things back under the sofa, and was looking for an angle on his stomach.

Suddenly a voice came from behind: "What's wrong?"

The voice was gentle and concerned.

Li Huan was taken aback.

Now, things can't be plugged back.

Then pretend, just picked it out.

"I dropped the sticky note. When I picked it up, I saw a piece of paper in it. I just picked it up. It must belong to Mr. Xu."

Li Huan and the "honest and well-behaved" delivered the things to Xu Ziqian without even rolling their eyes.

Xu Ziqian took it and opened it, his face froze.

"Mr. Xu, I haven't seen it." If Li Huan hadn't said this, Xu Ziqian might really have thought he had just picked it up.

As a result, he came up with such a trick. There is no silver 300 taels here.

Xu Ziqian's face became even stiffer.

"You get up first."

Li Huan realized that he was too nervous and kept kneeling on the ground.

Get up quickly, guilty, and dare not look at Xu Ziqian at all: "Mr. Xu, I'll go wash my hands."

After walking a few steps forward, Xu Ziqian suddenly shouted from behind: "Li Huan, this is not mine."

"Ah, oh, that's it, I wash my hands."

As soon as Li Huan entered the bathroom, he felt completely embarrassed.

So Xu Ziqian specially explained this sentence, proving that he didn't believe that he had never read it.

Li Huan realized belatedly that his sentence "Mr. Xu, I haven't seen it" had sold him out.

Although it is not considered voyeurism, it does accidentally discover the other party's unspeakable privacy.

He shouldn't be cheap, the bottom of someone else's sofa is none of his business!

The author has something to say

I don't know if this chapter will be harmonized. The small theater added before has been harmonized.

In this one, I am writing about male diseases seriously.

Hope to survive.

Because I can't find any disease, which is more ridiculous than this disease.

I mean here, it's hilarious in this scene.

If there are younger brothers who are chasing articles, they must learn from them.

Although Wu Niang is good, please don't overuse it.