shock!Escaping NPC is the master of radio drama

【Computer ② group】

[Chicken Grass]: The old way, the instructor said, if you don’t come, graduation will be postponed

[Hallelujah]: Me?When did you say that?Didn't I pass the exam?

[Turing Test]: Hahahaha he lied to you!How can anyone go to school now, they are all Dapeng's melons

【Hallelujah】:,? ? ?

[Little Cat]: Lu Jin doesn’t understand these memes, it’s useless if you post them

[Can't think of a vest]: Oh, isn't this Miss Mi?Last time I said I was going to block people at my home on the old road, did you go?

[Little Cat]: Don't care about your business!My sister wants to chase someone, but it's not your turn, BB!

[Can't think of a vest]: Hahahahahaha!

[Which excavator is better]: Sister Mi 6!Hurry up from the old road!

[Hahaha chicken soup is here]: I'm fucking envious of the old way, I haven't shown my face a few times in four years, and there are beautiful women thinking about it, fuck it

Lu Jin took a deep breath and immediately closed the group page.

He almost thought he was mistaken. During his four years in college, everyone in his class didn't recognize them all, but he had a little impression of this little cat. It was one of the few female students in their class. His performance was sitting directly next to him in his first class, staring at him for a class, which was the first time in his life.

The most restless class.

Fortunately, he doesn't take much class, so his female classmates have no chance.

The little cat came to have a private chat soon. She is the group secretary in the class, and basically everyone has added her as friends, but the two of them have not chatted a few times. , Although the kitten has an active personality, it is useless if he can't take the initiative to chat.

This loop is still awake today, but I also selectively ignore it, and plan to return in the middle of the night, when normal people are almost asleep, the topic must not be continued, it is really a coup for social fear.

The graduation season didn't have much impact on Lu Jin. If he had to say it might be because the weather was too hot, he couldn't help but miss Ye Zi's husband's big villa, where there is a constant temperature system

, Later he went to live with it a few times, it was really comfortable.

But I can't live forever. At first, I was afraid that Ye Zi would not get used to having a boyfriend, or that no one would say what he had in mind. Later, I found that his thoughts were superfluous. That's right, Xue Yinghuo is a master of psychology, what kind of psychology can you make Ye Zi feel? Burden?

Instead, he saw the strawberry marks on Ye Zi's neck every day during the day, and felt deeply that he was a light bulb, so he quickly rolled back.

Now that Ye Zi has a home, he has to consider finding a place with beautiful mountains and rivers to live alone. In fact, he is quite reluctant to part with the place near the school. After all, there are many snack bars around, and the takeaway is fast.

Light: [Picture] Do you want to eat barbecue? Tie Tie

Hallelujah: ?By the time I get there the stove will be cold

Light: Yes, so I sent it to you for a look

Hallelujah: You're trying to find fault, aren't you?

Light: Actually not, today is August 8th

Hallelujah: So what?

Light: Today is the seventh day of July

Hallelujah: So what?

Light: I made an appointment for you. I said you bought too much barbecue and couldn’t finish it. He might pass by in a while.

Hallelujah: ? ? ? ? ?

Hallelujah: So who's who?Where can I have a barbecue?What happened to the seventh day of July? ?

Light: Goodbye, Mr. Xue and I went to watch a movie

Hallelujah: Damn it!Ye Zi, you are now being confused by Xue Ying, hello!

Lu Jin's head was full of fog, and it took him a minute to realize that the seventh day of the seventh lunar month is Qiqiao Festival, and everyone now celebrates it as Valentine's Day.

But what does this have to do with him, he has always been insensitive to festivals, Ye Zi was like this at first, now he has Xue Yinghuo and should have passed it, but what does it have to do with Lu Jin?

Yi: God of the road, I took the box 1664 and passed by by car. Is there anything else I need?

Lu Jin was silent for a full five seconds, and cursed "Damn".

Isn't this tossing people?It's ten o'clock at night now!At this time, what time is the barbecue finished?And good guy, this Meng Yi seems to be honest and quiet,

Drinking on the box? ? ?

Hallelujah: Stay safe!Nothing else is needed, can you drink?

Yat: ok

Hallelujah: Is there anything you want to eat?

Yat: Is there anything else you want to eat?

Hallelujah: ...you just come right here

Yat: good

Lu Jin couldn't figure out Meng Yi's way. Although the two had been in touch for a long time, their chats were very serious, and most of them were related to novels. He always thought that a boy like Meng Yi who was fair and juicy would not drink, even if he was twenty. A few years old, but Lu Jin always has an inexplicable feeling that the other party needs to be taken care of.

What should I do if I drink too much?

Lu Jin first bought stomach medicine and hangover medicine to prepare, and even bought milk, and then ordered the barbecue. He really took the leaves, but he was confused by Xue Ying, how could he think of such a trick before!

Hallelujah: Can you eat spicy food?

Yi: I can eat, I will eat whatever Lushen eats

When Lu Jin saw the reply, he could still think of his obedient tone. He ordered the well-behaved mild spicy and medium spicy.After thinking about what was missing for a long time, I hurriedly started to tidy up the messy room.

It's been a long time since he felt so turbulent. He didn't panic when he almost failed his class because he didn't go to class for too long!

There is a fully automatic washing machine, and he basically does not store dirty clothes, but there are two unwashed underwear that need to be washed by hand. Lu Jin sighed, hung the underwear in a place that is not very conspicuous, and rarely opened the window to ventilate the curtains , there shouldn't be any bad smell in the house, he spends most of his time in the house every day, so he has very strict hygiene requirements

High, otherwise it would be uncomfortable to live in.

The lights outside the window were brightly lit, there was a small half crescent moon hanging in the sky, and there were many couples on both sides of the road downstairs.

Lovers... This Valentine's Day, when he was looking for someone to have a barbecue, Lu Jin scratched his messy hair, feeling complicated.

While waiting for someone and the barbecue, he went to the bathroom to wash his hair again.

He and Meng Yi met before, not only that time when he helped Ye Zi and Xue Yingzhuo thread the thread, but later he and Meng Yi met alone. In Starbucks, the two ordered two cups of coffee and two desserts, and sat and chatted. for a while.

At that time, Meng Yi could still see the nervousness with the naked eye, but who knew that he would be able to come to the house next time we meet, Ye Chuguang, you are really good!

Lu Jin remarked that when the takeaway arrived, he put it directly at the door, and went downstairs wearing slippers.

A case of beer was heavy, so he waited for Meng Yi by the side of the road.

The streets and alleys are full of couples. The Media Department of A University is very famous and has a very open mind. He even saw a pair of male students passing by him holding hands.

He stared at the connected hands, and a male classmate seemed to notice it, and turned his head to show him a polite smile.

Lu Jin subconsciously returned one, the male classmate walked over, a luxury car was parked on the side of the road, the driver got out of the car and went around to open the door, and saw Meng Yi struggling to get out of the car with a case of beer in his arms.

Lu Jin was slightly stunned, and hurried over to get the beer.

"Good guy, a big family."

"Good evening Lushen."

Be polite like a pupil greeting a teacher.

Lu Jin felt ashamed inexplicably. This idea was weird and unfounded. He carried the beer over, and the driver left without a sound.

"God of the Road, I'll take it."

"I'll take it." Lu Jin took a look at Meng Yi. He was wearing a white shirt, black slim-fit pants, a pair of gray cloth shoes, and carrying a low-key black bag. He looked very soft, without any sharp points, no Wearing accessories such as watches and rings, the black hair is fluffy lying on the top, exuding a gentle atmosphere from the inside out, making people feel very comfortable.

His gaze was too straightforward, and Meng Yi said softly again: "God of the road."

"Ah." Lu Jin quickly moved his eyes away, and cursed in his heart how he looked like a pervert.

The two went upstairs one after the other, and the rider was standing in front of the elevator, holding his mobile phone.

"Is it 706?" Lu Jin asked.

"Yes!" said the rider, "the elevator won't go in."

"Ah, I'm sorry I forgot." Lu Jin held the beer, "Come and put it on."

"I'll take it." Meng Yi took it.

"Is it sinking?"

Meng Yi shook his head.

It wasn't until the two of them entered the elevator that Meng Yi directly pressed the elevator button on the seventh floor, and then quietly said, "It's made to order." BBQ.

Lu Jin: "..."

The shame came again!

The two entered the house, Lu Jin put down the wine, took over the barbecue and put it on the table, spread the tablecloth, and opened the small tinfoil bag inside.

Meng Yi silently stood by and worked with him.

"What did the leaves tell you?"

"He said you can't eat enough barbecue, let me help."

Lu Jin smiled: "You also come with the leftovers?"

"Um."

"Tsk." Lu Jin inexplicably wanted to tease him: "Do you know what day it is today?"

"Know."

"Then you're still here?" Lu Jin said, "Don't you have a girlfriend?"

"No." Meng Yi paused and said, "I started writing Danmei when I was 8 years old."

Lu Jin: "..." Oh yes, shit.

"Okay, Niu, Guo Degang studied art at the age of seven, and Xiao Yi wrote essays at the age of eight."

Although "Pian Jia Bu Ming" has been refined many times in the later period, it is not difficult to see that it was enlightened by Mr. Jin Yong. Danmei may not be Danmei at that time, and it may be

Maybe it's just that Meng Yi simply doesn't like women, so he didn't arrange a heroine, instead he arranged a male lead, and even wrote a scene of rape|violence, really...

Lu Jin didn't dare to think about it any further. Although he didn't say it clearly, he had already doubted Meng Yi's sexual orientation.

The two of them sat there eating quietly, Meng Yi didn't make a sound no matter what he ate, he looked refined and elegant, well-bred, and quite a sight to behold.Lu Jin even felt that this broken barbecue was not good enough for him, and he couldn't imagine why this person came here when he heard "leftover barbecue".

Fortunately, there is a ghost movie in the computer, and there is movement from time to time, otherwise Lu Jin might feel embarrassed.

The cup was washed by Lu Jin, and Meng Yi refilled several cups for him. Lu Jin is not very good at drinking, because Ye Chuguang can't drink, and he doesn't socialize, so he doesn't have much chance to exercise. After drinking a few cups, he is already a little dizzy , Seeing this, he smiled and said, "Yo, you are trying to feed me."

"No."

Meng Yi was holding the wine bottle, his fingers were so white and tender that they were pale pink, especially on the nails, the five little pink nails looked delicate, clean and delicate.

Lu Jin inexplicably felt a little hot and dry, so he turned on the air conditioner casually.

Meng Yi took the initiative to deal with the sticks he had eaten, Lu Jin propped his chin and tilted his head to watch him busy, and found it pleasing to the eye.

"Snail girl," he said.

"I'm not."

"Why are you so easy to be shy?" Lu Jin was a little drunk and didn't talk too much, "Like a little daughter-in-law."

Meng Yi's face turned even redder, Lu Jin narrowed his eyes slightly, and he could even see the tiny fluff on his face, which was something that could only be seen when the skin was tender to a certain extent, and he had only seen it on Ye Zi's face.

"You're so cute with a red face."

Meng Yi's face was indeed redder. He sat next to Lu Jin, was silent for a while, and suddenly said softly, "Do you want to touch it?"

The voice was too low, Lu Jin couldn't hear it clearly, so he leaned over subconsciously, "What?"

"No." Meng Yi stepped back slightly, and drank the wine in the glass in one gulp.

"Is your face red from drinking or from me?"

"I drink very well."

"That's my joke."

Meng Yi glanced at him, his eyes were watery and foggy.

Lu Jin felt his mouth dry, and said, "Drinking makes you thirsty."

"I'll go get you some water."

Seeing that he was serving him quietly, Lu Jin didn't show any reluctance. He stretched out his hand and rubbed his forehead, feeling a stronger sense of guilt, but accompanied by a louder clamor broke out from the bottom of his heart: "Bully him! How easy he is to bully!"

Damn it, be yourself now!He cursed fiercely in his heart.

He has opened a new book, and this one has been updated for a while, and everyone is asking him where the heroine has gone.

[Have you noticed that the old road is becoming more and more gay, this book is too obvious]

[Didn't you update today, bro? 】

[What's the matter with this Lu Yi, he has a basic smell, what kind of white skin, he blushes at every turn, do you still remember that you are in the male channel?]

[Male frequency is now such a trend in order to earn traffic?Started with bran? 】

[My cousin who has always watched Tanmei is now waiting for updates every day, and even started to kowtow cp, you taste it, you taste it carefully]

[The protagonist group has always been a tough guy, why is there a man who blushes at every turn?Is this really normal?Laolu can't be in love, can he?It’s not that you are not unblessing, buddy, you can update everything on time]

[Can I have a girl?Even one will do!Otherwise, stop chasing! 】

[The heroines of the old road before wrote nothing so tempting, there must be a situation]

Lu Jin picks out this reply: [As far as you know]

He had just returned, and this floor had already been built.

[Hahahahahaha old road becomes angry from embarrassment]

[The old road is jumping! 】

[Lu Shen, why don't you report your feelings to everyone? 】

[This white skin must have a prototype, right?Are you gay?]

[Regardless of whether he is gay or not, if you don't write me the female lead in the male channel, are you doing something? 】

[In front, what if Lao Lu falls in love with a guy? 】

Lu Jin's eyelids twitched, and he quickly turned off the phone.

"Don't tidy up, sit down."

"it is good."

Lu Jin stared at his face, and soon found that his face, which had just recovered, was red again.

Because he is very white, when he blush, it is rosy, like a layer of blush, Lu Jin can't tell the feeling, he thinks it is very good-looking, it is a beauty that can make him breathe lightly unconsciously , the beauty that made his heart beat faster.

His voice was a little hoarse, and he felt a little drunk.

"You are so thin-skinned, what do you do?"

"Carbons, carbohydrates."

"Pfft." Lu Jin smiled, stretched out his hand uncontrollably, then retracted halfway.

Meng Yi looked at him, and suddenly moved closer to Lu Jin, so close that the latter could smell the pleasant smell of shower gel on his body, of course, it also mixed with the smell of barbecued cumin.

Lu Jin was stunned for a moment, "You really let me touch you."

"Yeah." Meng Yi said, "Let it go."

Meng Yi was supposed to take a shower and get ready to rest. He came here to find him after getting dressed. Lu Jin couldn't tell what it was like. He always felt that he had no friends. This feeling became more obvious after Ye Zi had a home. , he even feels lonely occasionally.

I don't know if it's because the friends who grew up together have a boyfriend, but he thinks it's good to have someone to live with.

Meng Yi sat on a chair, very close to him, and kept looking at him, his eyes were as clean as a bottomless stream, occasionally a light and shadow fell into it, fluctuating a bit, with the humidity of chlorine.

Lu Jin felt that he might commit a crime if he continued to look at it like this, so he subconsciously blurted out: "Why don't you go back?"

Then, he saw that pair of beautiful eyes dimmed, as if the surface of the lake was broken in an instant, Meng Yi said in a low voice: "Okay."

He turned around and was about to leave, but in vain Lu Jin felt the urge to hold him back, and grabbed his arm suddenly: "Hey don't!"

"I'm not trying to drive you away." Alcohol may make people unresponsive, Lu Jin said: "I'm not, I didn't drive you out."

Meng Yi didn't struggle, and turned to look at him with a faint smile on his face.

"You have a nice smile." Lu Jin rubbed his face and sighed, "I'm a little too drunk."

Meng Yi held his arm and pushed him to sit on the bed.

Then he went to clean the table by himself, took out the mouthwash from the small bag he was carrying, handed it to Lu Jin, and said, "I'm going to wash up."

"Ah." Lu Jin took the mouthwash and said after a while, "I didn't prepare a toothbrush."

"I brought it."

I don't know if it was to take care of the dull Lu Jin, but Meng Yi's voice was a little louder.

Lu Jin didn't want to understand why Meng Yi brought his own toiletries, and soon there was the sound of running water in the bathroom.

He sat quietly by the bed for a while, and didn't knock on the door until he couldn't hold back his urine.

"Brother Yi, are you alright?" It's been a long time, enough to take a shower.

"Ah ah!"

There was a panicked cry from inside, not loud, Lu Jin almost suspected that he heard it wrong, "What's wrong?"

He pushed the door subconsciously, and what was even more surprising was that the door was unlocked. He realized that it wasn't Meng Yi who didn't want to lock it. It had been broken for a long time and he hadn't fixed it. Even the light bulb was repaired by Ye Zi last time. of.

Meng Yi stood in front of the sink, wearing only a very thin pajamas, probably brought by himself, no pants...

This is not the most exciting thing, Lu Jin looked up and saw Meng Yi was washing something in his hand, and when he pushed open the door, his face was already red as if he was about to bleed.

Lu Jin looked at it for a while, focused on the focus, and there was a buzz in his head, and all the blood rushed up.

This is the panties he hid before!

"What are you doing?!" He took a few steps forward, reached out and pulled his underwear, approaching Meng Yi's body.

Meng Yi backed up again and again, bumping into the wall, with a bang, his face was full of shame and embarrassment: "I'm sorry, Road God, I'm sorry!"

"Are you washing my panties?"

Meng Yi lowered his head, and his voice was about to cry: "I'm sorry..." He seemed to be unable to say anything, and his whole body was filled with great helplessness.

Lu Jin's breathing was tight, and his heart seemed to be squeezed by an invisible big hand. He threw away his underwear and hugged Meng Yi violently.

At this moment, he didn't think about anything, he just didn't want to make Meng Yi sad, hearing his cry, Lu Jin felt that he was going to die, he was a villain who committed a heinous crime!

"Don't cry, I can't bear it." Lu Jin took a deep breath: "Why are you apologizing! Aren't I afraid of getting your hands dirty?"

The pajamas are very thin. When Lu Jin hugged him in, he felt soft and delicate to the touch, like a piece of warm jade, and he immediately reacted.

"Hey, you..." Lu Jin slightly arched his body, "I didn't mean to offend you."

"I'll help you."

"What?!" With a bang, writing the scariest story is not as scary as it is now.

"Don't!" Lu Jin swallowed, and begged for mercy: "Brother Yi, don't torture me, I've been drinking, if you do this again, I won't be able to bear it anymore."

"Lu Shen, I like you." This time, Meng Yi's voice was very clear, and the volume was not low, he said word by word: "I have been liking you for four years, Lu Jin, I like you."

He grabbed Lu Jin's collar, found his lips and kissed it, the smell of mouthwash and toothpaste mingled, and the rational line in Lu Jin's mind was instantly snapped.

He hugged Meng Yi back forcefully, pressed him against the wall and kissed him fiercely!

The author has something to say

I'm such a miserable person

I saw that some readers asked if there was any Lu Jin’s episode, and it’s almost Valentine’s Day. I will give it to everyone and Lu Jin. I hope that everyone in the book and outside the book can find their own happiness. Whether they are single or not, they must be healthy It's been a happy year, "Anymaniasis" is being archived, and "Star Spine" is also preparing the last volume. Lao Ku will continue to accompany you, no matter where I am, as long as I am alive.