San Fu

In the hot summer, the sound of cicadas chirping.

Even though it was already night, the temperature outside was still quite high, and the temperature inside the room was very suitable.

But the temperature in the bathroom obviously doesn't match, it's much higher.

As a shower who lives in a hotel, although he was not born for a long time, he is much more knowledgeable than those who have lived in ordinary families for several years.

However, the hotel shower has to admit that there are scenes that I have never seen before.

It is possible for two young men to live in the same room together, but I have never seen such a variety of patterns on their bodies, with scars and tattoos, and it is the first time I have seen the one kneeling and singing in the bathroom.

He just sang without making a sound, so he put on a very pious posture.

The microphone is still on someone else.

It is estimated that the singing skills are not very good, and they are still panting while singing without making a sound. When one person acts as a microphone stand, every time the microphone stand is more breathless than the singer.

The microphone stand with the knife scar was so out of breath that it could hardly stand up and had to lean against the wall.

"With this amount of alcohol," Tattoo said, "do you still drink and drive?"

"This is because you handed me the steering wheel," Scar said.

Do not drink and drive.

A knowledgeable shower thought.

You can't sing after drinking.

When the doorbell rang, Duan Feifei had just come out of the bathroom with a towel on his head.

He quickly glanced into the room. Jiang Kuo was lying neatly on the bed watching TV, so he immediately opened the door with his backhand, showing his innocence as quickly as possible.

But there was no one outside the door.

"Who is it?" Jiang Kuo asked.

"A certain bitch," Duan Feifei rushed out, and immediately saw Ding Zhe who was about to run back, he rushed over and grabbed Ding Zhe by the collar, "You come back to me!"

"Hey!" Ding Zhe yelled, pinching his throat, "Hey, hey, his throat is strangled, his throat is strangled..."

"Knock on the door and run away, are you so shy?" Duan Feifei dragged him back into the house, "I stopped doing this thing after I graduated from kindergarten."

"I just wanted to say hello, they said they were going to go out to take a boat," Ding Zhe straightened his collar in front of the mirror, "Fuck, the collar is stretched by you!"

"If you run faster, your collar will be torn off." Duan Feifei said.

"Then you can't do it, Jiang Kuo, he is an expert in this kind of thing, did you let him tear the collars of several clothes." Ding Zhe said.

"I found you," Jiang Kuo said, "you always have to start with two things when you offend someone."

Ding Zhe laughed for a long time: "Let's go? They are all packed."

"Go." Jiang Kuo glanced at Duan Feifei, "Do you want to blow your hair?"

"No, just go downstairs and do it." Duan Feifei grabbed the towel and rubbed it on his head randomly a few times.

Night tour is a very mature tourism project in the local area. The car was already waiting at the door of the hotel and directly pulled a group of tourists from their hotel to the pier.

The pier was full of people. Jiang Kuo couldn't understand why so many people came to play such a relatively boring project at night. After all, the six of them had finished their meal and drank, so they came out to wander around now. , what about these people?

Either it's just dragging the family and taking the mouth, or it's a couple, what can't you do? You want to swim in the river at night?

"Isn't everyone walking around casually?" Duan Feifei took an ice cream from the bag in Dong Kun's hand and handed it to Jiang Kuo.

"No," Jiang Kuo said, "It's annoying to watch."

To put it aside, in such a scene, he would not even get out of the car, just turn around and leave. The most unbearable thing is the crowded scenic spots.

But today, as a well-known hypochondriac, he didn't do anything else after being forced. He just honestly huddled with everyone at the pier and waited for his boat to release people at the right time.

There was even a hint of excitement.

Together with Duan Feifan, in a strange city, in a form that he has no interest in, following strange people, browsing a strange river.

This kind of boring stimulation is unique to couple travel.

"We won't go back with the boat for a while," Dong Kun carried the bags and distributed the ice creams one by one. "There is a night market after two bridges, which is very famous. Let's go there for another meal."

"Yes." Jiang Kuo nodded.

"Don't drink anymore." Duan Feifei said immediately, the dinner drink has only been slowed down now, and it must be because of the wine understanding activity.

"If you don't drink, just grill all kinds of snacks," Fatty Liu squeezed over and said, "I checked the guide before, and many people recommended it. I made a list of what we need to try. If you don't drink, you can barely fit it. Drink it Alcohol is really not good..."

"According to the capacity of your stomach?" Sun Ji asked.

"According to yours!" Fatty Liu said, "According to mine, I can add half a catty of wine!"

According to Dong Kun's introduction, the river is very beautiful, with beautiful scenery on both sides. There are also several popular spots on the Internet. Many people will go to check in and take pictures. There are also several people in the crowd holding mobile phones to live broadcast.

"Should we also have a live broadcast," Duan Feifei said, "or film some daily life or something."

"A day of sauced beef?" Jiang Kuo asked with a smile.

"It's really good," Duan Feifei said, "The video effect of Xiaozhu before was really good."

"Then I can shoot you," Jiang Kuo said, "After all, you have a thick skin. I really admire your chicness in the last interview..."

"There are a lot of beauties," a man with a mustache suddenly squeezed over beside him, holding a gimbal in his hand, the moustache squeezed beside the two of them, slammed into the middle of them, and rushed towards the mobile phone on the gimbal Compared with V, "There are a lot of handsome guys..."

Jiang Kuo saw the faces of himself and Duan Feifan in the picture at a glance, his brows furrowed immediately, and he quickly pushed the mustache away with a slap.

"Hey?" Mustache shouted, turning his head while protecting the phone in his hand, "Are you so unfriendly?"

Jiang Kuo didn't speak, just glanced at him and turned his face away.

"It's really..." Mustache raised his phone again.

Duan Feifei stood in front of him and looked at him almost face to face without saying a word.

Dong Kun and the others also noticed it, and they all surrounded him in an instant, looking at Mustache together.

"I'm going to board the boat right now. The lights are still bright today. There is a beautiful young lady over there..." Mustache immediately turned around and walked away while talking.

"Fuck," Dong Kun said, "I fucking hate this kind of people who fucking slap strangers in the face when they look ugly. It's sick."

"You like people who fucking slap strangers on their faces because you're good-looking, don't you?" Jiang Kuo said.

"Money, money, money," Dong Kun put his arms around his shoulders, "Do you know that we are the same country?"

"Understood Brother Sasa." Jiang Kuo nodded.

Dong Kun smiled and waved: "Let's go, let's get on the boat."

A group of people boarded the boat wrapped in a crowd, and because they were inexperienced, the window seats were instantly robbed.

"Is it a random seat?" Jiang Kuo looked at the ticket in his hand, and was shocked to find that there was no seat number on it, "Do you have to rely on grabbing?"

"Have you learned a lot?" Duan Feifei tickled his face cheerfully, "The fare is the same, you can sit wherever you want, no VIP, no first class..."

"If you keep talking for a while, you will only have a standing ticket." Jiang Kuo followed the people into the cabin.

On the way to the second floor, there were many tourist souvenirs, and Jiang Kuo went to them.

"Aren't you?" Duan Feifei fished twice before grabbing Jiang Kuo who was rushing towards him.

"That's right," Jiang Kuo said, "It's definitely not usually, but it has to be now."

"Aren't you?" Ding Zhe asked as he passed behind them.

"He is." Duan Feifei said.

"You don't—are you?" Fatty Liu asked as they passed behind them.

"He is." Duan Feifei said.

"You..." Sun Ji also spoke when he passed behind them.

"Shut up." Duan Feifei replied simply.

Dong Kun walked over eating ice cream, Duan Feifei glared at him immediately.

"Yes, yes, he is," Dong Kun nodded and said in succession, and then added, "What is he?"

"He wants to buy some souvenirs." Duan Feifei said, "Normally, he doesn't, but now he wants to."

"Okay, I'll wait for you first," Dong Kun patted Jiang Kuo's shoulder with a smile, "Don't buy tea, just buy some small doll decorations."

Jiang Kuo picked out two small crystal balls the size of his thumb. Inside was a laser-carved flower, which was said to be the city flower.

"Really..." Duan Feifei was not very good at commenting. Anyway, this thing can be customized for less than ten yuan on a certain treasure.

"It's so fucking stupid." Jiang Kuo handed him one, and put the other in his bag.

"Unexpectedly, Jiang Kuo, you also have today." Duan Feifei took the small crystal soil ball and put it in his bag, "You still have a day to be soiled by yourself, and you will not laugh at my position in the future."

"You don't know it," Jiang Kuo said, "There is an essential difference between us... What did you want to say just now?"

Duan Feifei didn't speak.

"So pretty? So cute?" Jiang Kuo looked at him.

"It's really not worth it," Duan Feifan said, "I can engrave your photo in for ten yuan, and it can be colored."

"So you just think it's expensive, and you don't think it's cheap," Jiang Kuo said, "You even think it would be better to put my photo in and make it colorful, right?"

Duan Feifei was silent for a while, and couldn't help laughing.

"I'm not going to get a glass ball engraved with our photos for my birthday one day, right?" Jiang Kuo raised his voice.

"Crystal ball," Duan Feifei corrected him, "It's a crystal ball, what nonsense is a glass ball."

"Don't!" Jiang Kuo walked up the upper floor with a smile, "If you dare to give me a... crystal ball, I will give you a crystal cup with engraved characters."

When he got to the upper floor, Jiang Kuo realized why the price on this boat was the same, and there was no allocation of seats.

Within 2 minutes after the boat left the pier, the scenery on both sides lit up, and the mountains, trees and buildings illuminated by the light far and near could only be seen clearly by standing on the deck.

Those who had snatched the seats by the window before also slowly walked out of the cabin, and the view on the deck was wide enough.

Jiang Kuo was not particularly surprised by the scenery, but it would be different if he was with Duan Feifan. He took a bunch of photos of the two of them from various angles.

I also happily sent two photos to Jiang Liao that I thought were good, and asked her to help me with P.

Jiang Liao gave him a simple evaluation - you two are really vulgar.

Jiang Kuo showed this evaluation to Duan Feifan.

"It's very accurate." Duan Feifei gave a thumbs up.

"It's amazing," Jiang Kuo said, "As long as I'm in a good mood, I can accept anything."

"Stick to the bottom line, young master," Duan Feifei leaned into his ear and said with a smile, "I'm fine, you have to hold on, you are a hypocritical young master."

The hypocritical young master took hundreds of photos on the boat, and Duan Feifei took a look at his mobile phone album, all of them were various lights in the night scene.

There are also many headshots of role models.

And a bunch of his profiles.

"Your side face is very beautiful in this kind of light," Jiang Kuo said in a low voice, "Sometimes I like to break your side face for this reason..."

It took Duan Feifei at least five seconds to realize when this "sometimes" refers to.

"I...fuck." He was very emotional.

The boat drove for about an hour, and when it arrived at the turning pier, some people followed the boat and went back to see the river view on the other side, and many people got off the boat here to visit the night market.

Dong Kun took them off the boat too.

There are a lot of people going to the night market, and it is even more crowded when we get to the place.

"Welcome everyone to experience the nightlife of the locals." Dong Kun stood in the middle of the road and opened his arms towards them. "Today, I will accompany you all the way, and make sure you have a good meal..."

Duan Feifei was recording a video with his mobile phone, and now he pointed at him: "Thank you, Boss Dong."

"Thank you, Boss Dong." Everyone came together in front of the camera and waved.

The surrounding area of ​​the night market is already very lively, with various food stalls and small shops that look very emotional, brightly lit, and people are everywhere in sight.

There are also many people who dress with personality, not only young people, but also the aunts and uncles who passed by.

So there are many people who shoot videos and live broadcast.

"Dong Kun is not at all like someone who grew up in this kind of city." Jiang Kuo said.

"Is it too rustic?" Duan Feifei laughed, "I've seen photos of his family, his mother is very fashionable, and the clothes he wore when he was young are no problem now."

"I didn't say it, you said it," Jiang Kuo immediately looked at Dong Kun in front of him, "Brother Kun——"

Duan Feifei quickly covered his mouth with his hand, and sang: "We are a family, a family that loves each other..."

Jiang Kuo smiled and wanted to pull his hand away. When he turned his head, he saw a familiar person. Because of the short time interval, he immediately recognized that it was the mustache he met before boarding the boat.

The gimbal in Mustache's hand has been replaced with a long pole, and he is patting passers-by while talking.

Just as Jiang Kuo was about to turn his head, the long pole of the mustache suddenly stretched out.

Before Jiang Kuo could react to the mobile phone on the other end of the pole, he poked under the skirt of the girl in front, and quickly put it back.

Jiang Kuo was shocked.

"Fuck." Duan Feifei said in the middle of singing, "Did you see that?"

"I see." Jiang Kuo said.

Duan Feifei immediately pointed the phone at Mustache and started recording a video: "Dog, I will record a piece of evidence."

Moustache probably wasn't here for a serious live broadcast. It wasn't even 2 minutes after he probed the bottom of his skirt once, and Li Jima stretched out again.

I'm afraid Duan Feifei has been waiting for a long time.

The next time, I went under the skirt of the previous girl.

Because there were so many people around, everyone was looking around, and no one noticed that someone was doing such a nasty thing below the waist.

"It's fucking disgusting." Jiang Kuo rushed up in two steps, raised his foot and stomped on Mustache's selfie stick.

"What are you doing!" Mustache was stunned and roared.

"Where are you taking pictures?" Jiang Kuo looked at him.

People around all turned their heads to look over, and the girl who was photographed also turned back with a dazed expression.

"He patted the bottom of your skirt." Duan Feifei looked at the girl and said, shaking the phone while still pointing at Mustache.

The girl was stunned for two seconds, then looked at the mustache in shock, then at the selfie stick and mobile phone that Jiang Kuo stepped on.

"Rogue!" The girl rushed over and slapped the mustache.

Jiang Kuo and Xiao Huzi were stunned by the slap at the same time.

The girl's counterattack was quite decisive and agile.

It took a long time for the mustache to roar: "I didn't take a sneak shot!"

"This is all recorded for you." Duan Feifei said.

"Get your feet off!" Mustache yelled at Jiang Kuo, "Do you know how much this pole costs! If it breaks, can you afford it?"

"What's going on!" Ding Zhe and the others rushed back, and when they saw Mustache, they immediately shouted, "It's this fucking person again!"

"Get your feet away!" Mustache was a little anxious, he pulled out the pole twice, and he planned to go directly to get his mobile phone.

"I can afford it." Jiang Kuo said and let go of his foot on the pole.

When he stepped on the mobile phone, Duan Feifei had time to hold him, he could grab his arm with his hand, and he could make him step on the ground by pulling back.

But Duan Feifei stood still.

Jiang Kuo stepped on Mustache's cell phone: "These two are together, you can negotiate a price."