San Fu
Chapter 16
Jiang Kuo kept his hands covering his eyes, and didn't move or speak for a long time.
Duan Feifan originally wanted to throw the tissue on the table to him, but after observing it, he didn't seem to be crying anymore.
Then the default is to fall asleep. Anyway, every time I come to 107, I just want to sleep on the recliner.
Duan Feifei took a look at the group chat. Ding Weiwu had enthusiastically introduced the disobedience restaurant by the lake and the source of the disrespect meal, and now they started discussing the dishes.
These few people are very happy now. Last year, Liu Xiuchang and Sun Zhuanghan also hid in the dormitory and sighed, saying that it is better to stay at home.
He knew the feeling of homesickness. After his father was taken away and he was taken to his uncle's house, in the first two or three years, he was very homesick, especially.
Although there were only him and his father in the previous family, and his divorced mother would visit him every two or three months, it still felt like home.
Whether it was at grandma's house or at the old uncle's house, even if every family member treated him very well, he no longer had the sense of belonging that belonged exclusively to his family.
So he has been missing home for a long time.
He misses his grandma and his uncles and aunts, but he doesn't miss home very much.
"Is there a tissue?" Jiang Kuo asked suddenly, still covering his eyes with his right hand.
Duan Feifei took the tissue on the table and handed it over. He reached out to take it with his left hand, then took out one, quickly moved his right hand, and pressed the tissue to his eyes.
The back of the right hand was full of tears.
Where did the tears go?
"I thought you were blowing your nose." Duan Feifei couldn't help asking.
"Are you out of your mind?" Jiang Kuo took off the tissue, straightened up and looked at him, with some redness in his eyes.
"I didn't see tears on your face just now." Duan Feifei said.
"I'm lying down! Of course the tears flowed behind my ears!" Jiang Kuo was speechless.
"Then you cry," Duan Feifei said, "shall I avoid it? Are you crying to your heart's content?"
"I'm done crying!" Jiang Kuo threw the tissue into the trash can next to him, leaned back on the recliner and sighed, "Hello, I can go home anytime. Is your home close to the school?"
"Well," Duan Feifei nodded, "It will take about ten minutes to drive faster on the battery, my old uncle's house."
"Do you live at your uncle's house?" Jiang Kuo turned his head, "Where is your house? Is it far away?"
Duan Feifei didn't speak.
"Not to mention pulling down." Jiang Kuo turned around.
"You can go home on National Day, and it's only a few days away." Duan Feifei said.
"I'm not going home." Jiang Kuo said.
Duan Feifei glanced at him: "You miss home and want to cry, won't you go back?"
"I simply felt comfortable at home, and cried out of anger," Jiang Kuo said, "I cried in despair when I thought about the four years left."
"The air conditioner is about to be installed," Duan Feifei smiled, "It's not as miserable as four years."
"What's enough for an air conditioner?" Jiang Kuo patted the armrest, "You have to apply for a washing machine...By the way, can Uncle Zhao install a washing machine? Can you help with the installation? For the fee-based one, Lu Ning said I can get one in the dormitory washing machine."
"Installing the washing machine?" Duan Feifei didn't understand.
"It's just that I don't want to make too much noise, so I won't let their workers install it," Jiang Kuo said in a low voice, "Or it will be like I asked the mall to deliver things for me that day. If Uncle Zhao can, please ask him to install it for me, keep a low profile."
Duan Feifei asked after a while, "Did you buy parts?"
"...What?" Jiang Kuo didn't understand either.
"How do I install the washing machine?" Duan Feifei asked.
"That's why I didn't ask you if you can pretend," Jiang Kuo said, "Uncle Zhao's age has strong hands-on skills. He used to install everything by himself. He should be able to."
"No." Duan Feifei waved his hand and looked at him, "Is there anything that needs to be installed on the washing machine?"
"How do I know?" Jiang Kuo also looked at him, "If I want to know, do I still look for Uncle Zhao?"
"Come on." Duan Feifei took out his mobile phone and moved towards him while tapping, "Master Xingshuiping Yekuo, let's teach a lesson about the installation of a washing machine."
Jiang Kuo remained silent, frowning and looking at a picture of a washing machine on his phone.
"This is the water inlet, and this is the sewer pipe," Duan Feifan said, "Just connect the faucet to this place with a pipe, and then lead the water outlet pipe to the toilet or sink, and that's it."
Jiang Kuo looked at him and said nothing.
"Understood?" Duan Feifei asked.
"How?" Jiang Kuo asked.
This time it was Duan Feifan's turn to be speechless.
He was silent for ten seconds, exited the page of the washing machine, looked at Jiang Kuo: "How much do you plan to give Uncle Zhao?"
"...I don't know how much it should be," Jiang Kuo thought for a while, "one thousand?"
"Deal, I'll help you pretend," Duan Feifei quickly pointed out his payment code, "Scan."
"Wait!" Jiang Kuo raised his voice, leaned back and stared at him, "You want to trick me again!"
"Okay, I won't cheat you," Duan Feifei said, "I've left room for you to bargain, so you can bargain."
Jiang Kuo still stared at him, and asked for a long time: "Are you sure you will?"
"If I pretend not to be good, I will give you back the three thousand together." Duan Feifei said.
"Okay, I will remember your words." Jiang Kuo thought carefully again, and then paid back the price, "Nine hundred?"
"Sweep." Duan Feifei said.
Jiang Kuo didn't move: "Am I missing something?"
"It's just a one-time counter-offer, and after the other party agrees and you go back on your word, you know that this will cause disturbance in the market?" Duan Feifei said.
Jiang Kuo scanned the QR code and transferred the money.
He didn't think much about it before, but now that he has comprehended the meaning of counter-offering, he always feels something is wrong.
"Am I still missing?" He asked again.
"Yes." Duan Feifei nodded.
"How much is it for you?" Jiang Kuo asked.
"Don't ask," Duan Feifei said, "You are a person who sleeps on a recliner for 900 yuan, why make waves because of [-] yuan."
"Your uncle." Jiang Kuo stood up.
"Anyway, I promise to install it for you." Duan Feifei looked at the phone, "It's 05:30 soon, go out and wait for them."
"En." Jiang Kuo responded, and when he walked out of 107 with Duan Feifan, he took advantage of Duan Feifan's unguarded look at his phone and chased after him, "How much do you want?"
But it was still a miscalculation, Duan Feifan didn't answer him casually, but glanced at him, closed the door, turned around and walked out, and only said: "One hundred."
Before Jiang Kuo could react, he had already run away.
The gap between these figures is a bit too big, Jiang Kuo almost couldn't make a comparison, so why the fuck did he leave room for bargaining!This space has to be left alone.
It took him a long time to curse: "What a fucking dog."
"Jiang Kuo!" Ding Zhe was at the door of the dormitory, and waved his hand as soon as he saw him coming out, "Thank you!"
"...You're welcome." Jiang Kuo was cheated out of 800 yuan just now. This was the third time he was scammed after being cheated twice in a row and finally knew that he was cheated. Right now, he couldn't adapt to Ding Zhe's beaming.
"How to get there?" Dong Kun asked.
"I'll take it by car. If you can't fit, take a taxi." Jiang Kuo said.
"I'll take a taxi," Dong Kun said immediately, "I can't stand the child's back seat."
"Then you four take a taxi," Duan Feifei said, "I'll take his car."
Ding Zhe hesitated to speak, probably because he wanted to take the co-driver again, and he felt that Duan Feifei was not as familiar with Jiang Kuo as he was, so he shook his arms at last: "Okay, let's take a taxi."
As usual, there were not many cars in the parking lot, so Jiang Kuo got into the car and watched Duan Feifei get into the passenger seat.
"What?" Duan Feifei pulled on his seat belt, "Are you planning to charge a taxi fare?"
Jiang Kuo ignored him and started the car.
As soon as the accelerator was stepped on, all the people sitting and walking around turned their heads.
He gave directions and drove the car out.
After leaving the school, Duan Feifei discovered that he did not drive in a direction that his relatives would not recognize.
"Shall I show you the way?" he asked.
"No need," Jiang Kuo said, "I have other things to do first, so I'll be delayed for 10 minutes."
"Okay." Duan Feifei nodded.
Jiang Kuo is quite stable when he is not driving fast. Although the speed limit is pressed all the way, and he will not give way to a slightly unruly car, but most people will keep a certain distance from such a car With the advantage, it only took more than ten minutes to drive into a gas station smoothly.
"There is a gas station next to the school." Duan Feifei said.
"That one doesn't have 98. That's what I saw when Da Pao and I came to the school." Jiang Kuo drove the car to the refueling position, lowered the window, and told the staff next to him, "Full up."
Duan Feifei didn't speak, he already guessed what Jiang Kuo was going to do.
Sure enough, after filling up the oil, Jiang Kuo turned to look at him: "Go and pay."
"What about revenge?" Duan Feifei smiled and got out of the car, and went to pay for the gas.
I have to say that Jiang Kuo's move is okay. He probably doesn't have much fuel in his fuel tank, and he has added more than 500 fuel to this tank.
The loss of 900 yuan was immediately recovered by more than half.
Back in the car, Jiang Kuo was obviously in a better mood, turned on the music, and tapped his fingers on the steering wheel following the rhythm.
"In a good mood?" Duan Feifei asked.
"It's okay." Jiang Kuo stepped on the accelerator, and the car roared out of the gas station.
Halfway through the drive, he sighed again: "I really don't know how much these expenses should be."
"Never worried about it?" Duan Feifei smiled.
"Well," Jiang Kuo thought for a while, "I don't know if my sister is also like this."
"Eldest Miss and Eldest Young Master shouldn't be much different." Duan Feifei said.
"She is different in some places." Jiang Kuo said.
Duan Feifei waited to hear why it was different, but Jiang Kuo didn't say any more.
When he went to disown his relatives, Jiang Kuo was overconfident and didn't follow Duan Feifan's instructions. He took a wrong turn at the intersection and made a big detour, arriving at the hotel almost half an hour later than Ding Zhe and the others.
Those four had already entered the box, and when he saw them coming in, Fatty Liu immediately cupped his fists: "Jiang Kuo, this meal is fine."
"It's too high-end." Sun Ji said, "It's too expensive."
"It's okay," Jiang Kuo said, "Let them serve the food? Would you like something to drink?"
"Don't drink today, or you'll have to find a substitute driver again," Ding Zhe said, "Don't worry."
"You drink, eat to your heart's content," Jiang Kuo said, "I drink tea."
While waiting for the food to be served, a few people started chatting, there was no cannon, and there were two more people on their own. Dong Kun and Ding Zhe did not have the embarrassment they had before the start last time.
"Jiang Kuo, I want to ask you something." Ding Zhe lay on the table, "I heard that you are very good at live ammunition today. People in your dormitory say you usually play flying saucers, right?"
"Everything," Jiang Kuo said, "I used to go to the shooting range when I was on vacation..."
"What else are you playing?" Dong Kun also came over, "Are you good at horseback riding, archery, skydiving, and flying planes?"
"...except flying a plane, I have played everything else," Jiang Kuo said, "just played."
The phone rang, and he took it over to take a look, and immediately got up and walked to the side to answer the phone.
"Are you there?" he asked.
"Yeah," Jiang Lele's voice sounded very happy, "I entered the city half an hour ago, I'm going to the county seat tomorrow, where are you now, have a meal."
"Where are you?" Jiang Kuo glanced at the people in the box and lowered his voice, "I and a group of classmates are preparing to eat, do you mind coming over? The food hasn't been served yet."
"I'll go if I don't have a cannon. I can't stand his quack energy when he drinks some wine." Jiang Leao said.
"He's not here," Jiang Kuo said, "Shall I send you the location?"
"Okay." Jiang Liao hung up the phone.
"What?" Ding Zhe asked, "Who wants to come?"
Jiang Kuo had to admire how good this man's ears are.
"My sister is here," Jiang Kuo said, "I..."
This group of people already knew the reason why the six relatives did not recognize this box, and when they heard this, they immediately shouted.
"Let her come here quickly," Dong Kun said, "Did you call her?"
"Would my sister not want us to be here..." Sun Ji was a little worried.
"It's okay, it's okay," Jiang Kuo waved his hand, "She's not as good as me... She doesn't mind, she'll be here right away, and I'll send her a location."
She doesn't matter as much as I do.
Duan Feifei called the waiter over and told him to serve the food later.
Then he turned his head and asked Jiang Kuo: "Is she drinking or drinking?"
"Just drink with them," Jiang Kuo said, "She doesn't drink sweets, so don't worry about her."
"You booked a box for three days to let her have this meal, and now that someone is here, you say you don't need to worry about her," Duan Feifan said, "Are you so carefree?"
"Yes." Jiang Kuo nodded.
Not long after, Jiang Lele called.
"I don't know if it's here, but I can see a row of balconies..." Jiang Liao said.
"Yes, there is a parking lot below," Jiang Kuo got up, opened the door and went to the balcony, looking down, "If you ask a taxi..."
"Okay, I saw you." Jiang Liao hung up the phone.
"I'll pick it up." Jiang Kuo went back to the box and told everyone.
After Jiang Kuo went out, only Duan Feifan was sitting at the table without moving.
The four of them all went to the balcony.
"Come in!" Duan Feifei was a little speechless, "It's almost done, wouldn't it be embarrassing for someone to come in and see you all on the balcony..."
Before several people entered the room and sat still, the door of the box was pushed open, and Jiang Kuo walked in, followed by a girl who was only half a head shorter than him, with simple black shoulder-length short hair and a black body.
"Damn," Ding Zhe whispered, "his sister is so tall."
"These are my classmates," Jiang Kuo said, "This is my younger sister, it's gone."
"Hi sister." Several people stood up.
"Hi everyone." Jiang Liao walked to the table, "Excuse me."
"Don't bother, don't bother," Dong Kun said quickly, "Jiang Kuo ordered this for you. My name is Dong Kun, and this is..."
"Thank you, Brother Kun," Jiang Liao clasped his fists at Dong Kun, "I don't remember the names of the people, so you can feel free, you don't need to be so formal."
"Let's serve." Jiang Kuo turned around and said to the waiter.
Jiang Liao can't tell it's Jiang Kuo's younger sister, she doesn't look too much alike, she looks more mature than Jiang Kuo on the outside, but there is one thing similar to Jiang Kuo, that is, the calmness and natural ease in her expression when she speaks .
"Sister, are you just traveling alone like this?" Fatty Liu asked, "That's amazing, you're not an adult yet, are you?"
"We are the same age," Jiang Liao pointed to Jiang Kuo, "Twins."
"Ah—" Everyone was amazed.
"Dragon and phoenix twins really don't look like each other," Ding Zhe concluded.
"Yes." Dong Kun nodded.
Jiang Kuo returned to the state of not talking much, occasionally whispering a few words to Jiang Lele, and more often listening to Jiang Lele and chatting with them.
"Are you?" Duan Feifei asked Jiang Kuo in a low voice, "I don't know your sister very well."
Jiang Kuo glanced at him and smiled: "No, we have always been like this. We fought when we were young, but we are too lazy to talk to each other when we grow up."
"Your family raised a child quite dare to let go," Duan Feifei said, "Is she born alone like this? Doesn't need to go to school?"
"Yes, this is the difference in life, she is the only one who can do this," Jiang Kuo took a sip of his drink, "I don't have this kind of treatment."
"Then your participation is a bit too bad," Duan Feifei thought for a while, "I think she is at least better able to live than you, and she should be able to install a washing machine?"
Jiang Kuo looked at him without speaking, and after a while suddenly poked Jiang Lele's arm: "Do you know how to install the washing machine?"
"Huh?" Jiang Liao turned his head and was taken aback for a moment, "Are you having a quick turn in your head?"
"Serious question, I bought a washing machine, how do I install it?" Jiang Kuo asked.
"Is there an installer for the brand?" Jiang Liao said.
"See," Jiang Kuo said, "She's not even sure if anyone has come to help with the installation."
"Did you say install it yourself?" Jiang Liao said, "Once the pipe is connected and plugged in, it will be fine."
"See." Duan Feifei laughed.
"You know how to pretend?" Jiang Kuo didn't give up.
"I repaired your motorcycle." Jiang Liao gave a fatal blow.
Duan Feifei smiled even more happily.
"Okay," Jiang Kuo nodded, "Go and talk about yourself."
"But I have to say something fair," Jiang Liao looked at Duan Feifei seriously, "There is nothing he can't do without eating, drinking, and having fun. Even if he does, he can play for a second, so smart."
Duan Feifei smiled and nodded: "Got it."
"Is this fair?" Jiang Kuo asked.
Jiang Liao ignored him, turned around and continued the previous topic with those people.
After eating and chatting for about an hour, Jiang Liao and Jiang Kuo met and said a few words, then got up and left the box.
"Jiang Kuo, isn't your sister going to pay the bill?" Sun Ji responded quickly.
"How is that possible," Jiang Kuo said, "She's gone."
"Huh?" Several people were stunned.
"That's it, come and go without a trace," Jiang Kuo said, "Go ahead."
"...Your sister is pretty cool," Dong Kun said, "with personality."
The cool Jiang Liao left a small cake for Jiang Kuo at the front desk.
When they finished eating and checked out, the waiter took it out and gave it to Jiang Kuo.
"Miss Jiang asked me to tell you," the waiter said, "she ate a corner of the cake."
"Understood," Jiang Kuo smiled, "Thank you."
"Birthday cake?" Ding Zhe asked.
"Well," Jiang Kuo nodded, "Let's go back to the dormitory and share the food."
"That's right, both of your birthdays are on the 21st, right?" Ding Zhe said, "JK921."
"Yes," Jiang Kuo said, "I ate it in advance."
"Then the 21st is still a birthday. It's the day." Dong Kun took out his phone and looked at it. "Next Thursday, we will celebrate your birthday."
"No need," Jiang Kuo said, "It's too troublesome."
"Let's go," Duan Feifei whispered behind him, "give them a chance to reciprocate the gift, and eat two such high-end meals for nothing."
"Then... okay." Jiang Kuo nodded, "Don't make it too complicated."
"Don't worry, it's not complicated. It's impossible for the six relatives not to recognize each other," Dong Kun said, "You can call the few in your dormitory together. You have been hanging around in 107 every day. If you don't call them on your birthday, it will be even more strange. Let's go together. Just go to the barbecue place on the mountain behind the school."
"The school still has a barbecue site?" Jiang Kuo was a little surprised.
"Yes, people often barbecue there," Liu Fatty said, "It's not far from the place where Duan Feifei fought bravely."
"When he was hospitalized, we often went there to bake a meal to commemorate his heroic deeds." Sun Ji said.
Everyone went back to school separately, and the cake was distributed at the door of the dormitory.
When Jiang Kuo and Duan Feifei walked into the dormitory, they happened to see Lu Haobo's sleeping trio coming out of the dormitory opposite 107, lowering their heads and writing something down in their notebooks.
Jiang Kuo wondered if he and Lu Haobo had some kind of fate, no matter what time he returned to the dormitory, he would always meet Lu Haobo who was checking the dormitory.
When he looked up and saw the two of them, Lu Haobo stopped and stood silently at the door of 107.
Duan Feifei opened the door of 107, and Jiang Kuo followed him into the dormitory.
"If I hadn't come in," Jiang Kuo closed the door, "is he going to be beaten again?"
"Please keep my words in mind." Duan Feifei glanced at him, and put the cake that had been cut by several people just now with only a small corner left on the table.
Before they could sit down, there was a knock on the dormitory door.
"Is it him?" Jiang Kuo suppressed his voice, "It's not that I had a conflict with him at a time and place related to you, it's that he troubled me at a time and place related to you..."
Duan Feifei went to open the door of the dormitory.
As expected, it was Lu Haobo outside.
"Student Jiang Kuo," Lu Haobo looked at Duan Feifan, "Since you..."
"I'm Duan Feifei." Duan Feifan looked at him.
"I'm talking to classmate Jiang Kuo." Lu Haobo still looked at him.
Duan Feifan stepped aside.
"Student Jiang Kuo, since you have moved to dormitory 107," Lu Haobo said, "There is a vacancy in dormitory 119. There is a student in 104 who wants to apply for a change of dormitory. I have already suggested him to change to dormitory 119. He will talk to your supervisor tomorrow. Say, hereby let you know."
Before Jiang Kuo could say anything, Lu Haobo turned around and left.
Duan Feifei closed the door and turned around.
"It's so fucking cheap." Jiang Kuo sighed, "Do you have to ask me to go back to 119 to accept his bed check?"
"Are you coming back?" Duan Feifei asked.
"I'll fuck back." Jiang Kuo said, took the remote control and turned on the air conditioner.
This day, in fact, it is not necessary to turn on the air conditioner, but if it is really turned off, it feels almost meaningless.
Duan Feifei opened the dormitory door again and stuck his head out.
"What are you doing?" Jiang Kuo was taken aback.
Duan Feifei warned himself not to conflict with Lu Haobo one second, and planned to provoke Lu Haobo in the corridor in front of a row of dormitory people in the next second. What kind of brain circuit?
Although he didn't mind the two fighting in the corridor at all, but today Lu Ning had just enlightened him softly, and if he didn't like Lu Haobo, he couldn't just fight again like this.
He rushed over to push the door with one hand and grabbed Duan Feifan's collar with the other, trying to drag him back before he could make a sound.
One grab, one pull, one push the door.
A set of movements that flow freely.
It got stuck on Duan Feifan's chin.
Or it could be because Duan Feifan's chin got stuck on the door frame.
Before his head was dragged back into the room, the door had already been pushed by Jiang Kuo's hand.
Between the door frame and the door, Duan Feifei made a very brief sound.
"Uh."
"Damn." Jiang Kuo quickly let go of the hand pushing the door.
Duan Feifei supported the door, slowly put his head back, and turned to look at him: "You can drink like this after drinking all night?"
"...I'm sorry." Jiang Kuo saw that his neck turned red after a few seconds.
"What are you doing?" Duan Feifei was very puzzled.
"I still want to ask you what are you doing?" Jiang Kuo said, "He has already left, why don't you tease him a little bit, you didn't drink in vain this night."
Duan Feifei rubbed his neck: "I'll go to 104."
"Huh?" Jiang Kuo was stunned.
Duan Feifan ignored him, opened the door and went out.
After 2 minutes, he opened the door and came back.
"Student Li Xiao from 104 has decided not to change dormitories for the time being," he said, "I don't even consider 119."
"What did you tell him?" Jiang Kuo was a little surprised.
"If you can say anything, just tell him not to change to 119," Duan Feifei said, "He was very talkative, and said that he would not change it for the time being, and he just thought it was not convenient for him to go up and down with a wall pillar next to his bed. "
"That's it?" Jiang Kuo couldn't believe it, "Did you threaten him?"
"That's impossible," Duan Feifan said, "This kind of thing can't be bought for 400 yuan."
It took Jiang Kuo a long time to figure out how the 400 yuan came from.
"Thank you," he said.
"Do you want to eat cake?" Duan Feifei asked.
"Eat it," Jiang Kuo walked over, "It won't taste good if you put it on."
"Then I'll just eat it," Duan Feifei said, "I wish you a happy birthday on the 21st."
"Yeah." Jiang Kuo nodded.
Duan Feifei reached out and took a small plate and poked it in the middle of the cake, cutting half of it away.
Quite easy.
Jiang Kuo took another plate and tried to get the remaining half into the plate, but he failed to push the cake from one side of the box to the other.
"It's exhausting," Duan Feifan said, "If you want it, you can pick it up with a fork, or you can eat it directly from the box. How about you push the curling pot?"
"You and Lu Haobo are enmity because of what you owe, and there is no other reason." Jiang Kuo picked up the fork, pulled the cake onto the plate, sat aside and began to eat.
When the cake was in his mouth, Jiang Kuo felt a little uncomfortable again.
This was the first time he was away from home for his birthday. I don't know if President Jiang and his wife would miss him. Fortunately, Jiang Liao said he would go home on the 21st.
Then should he call home?
With the company of their daughter, do they still need a son who ran away from home?
Or President Jiang would call Da Pao, and Da Pao would bring it over with his mobile phone.
After eating the cake, before he heard the sound of the dormitory inspection team leaving, he took a box of matches on the table in boredom.
"Do you smoke?" He asked Duan Feifan.
"Sometimes there is a power outage," Duan Feifei said, "It's for lighting candles."
"...There will be a power outage?" Jiang Kuo added another layer of despair to the dormitory.
"It's so fresh," Duan Feifei said, "Where is the power off?"
Jiang Kuo sighed, took out a match, pressed it upright on the phosphorus surface, flicked it lightly, the match struck with a swish sound, turned around and caught it between the index finger and middle finger, and the flame rushed up burning.
He blew out the fire and took out another one.
With another light flick, the match was struck, turned around and stood between the fingers again.
When he reached the fourth stroke unconsciously, Duan Feifan stretched out his hand.
"Huh?" He looked at Duan Feifan.
"I'll try." Duan Feifei said.
Jiang Kuo put the match in his hand.
Duan Feifan also took out one, and pressed it on the phosphorus face upright.
Jiang Kuo supported his knees with his arms, leaned over there, and watched his movements. So far, Duan Feifan's movements are very standard. According to this movement, he can click with one flick...
The match flicked out from Duan Feifei's fingertips, and he spun forward neatly, tumbling, and smashed into Jiang Kuo's face.
Jiang Kuo didn't move, looking at him.
Duan Feifan didn't move, and sat face to face with him for a while: "Fortunately, he didn't row."
Jiang Kuo raised his hand and wiped his face.
"I'll try again." Duan Feifei took out another match.
"Go over there." Jiang Kuo pointed in the direction of the door.
Duan Feifei turned sideways, facing the door, and brewed in his dantian for a while.
"Huh!"
The match didn't pop out this time.
It was directly broken by him on the matchbox.
He took out the third one, pressed it vertically, and looked at Jiang Kuo: "Is there any trick?"
Jiang Kuo dragged the chair forward, leaned over and stretched out his finger, and lightly touched his fingertips that were pressing the match: "Here, don't press too hard..."
Before he finished speaking, Duan Feifan's fingers shook, and the pressed match popped out from the side.
He turned around neatly and moved forward, tumbling, and smashed into Jiang Kuo's face.
Jiang Kuo closed his eyes and took a deep breath: "Duan Feifan, if you didn't need you to help me install the washing machine, you would have been beaten right now, you know."
"I'm ticklish." Duan Feifei rubbed his fingertips.
"Who the hell is ticklish on fingertips?" Jiang Kuo wiped his face angrily, "Who's itchy flesh grows on his fucking fingers!"
"Really, why did I lie to you?" Duan Feifei sighed, opened the matchbox, and prepared to take another one.
Jiang Kuo snatched the matchbox, opened the drawer and threw it in, then closed the drawer with a bang: "Give up, you don't have the roots of wisdom."
"Do you smoke?" Duan Feifei asked.
"No." Jiang Kuo replied.
"Then it's useless for you to learn this thing," Duan Feifei said, "You also don't have a chance to play tricks while lighting cigarettes."
"You don't need to learn it, just read it once," Jiang Kuo said, "The more useless things, the faster you can get used to them."
Duan Feifei looked at him, was stunned for two seconds and then laughed.
Jiang Kuo leaned back in his chair, enjoying himself after thinking about it.
Lu Haobo finally led the dormitory inspection team past the gate of 107 and left the dormitory building.
Jiang Kuo stretched and stood up: "I'm going to sleep."
"En." Duan Feifei responded.
"Good night." Jiang Kuo said when he opened the door.
"Good night." Duan Feifei said.
Today 119 was not made things difficult by Lu Haobo, it seems that the work attitude has improved.
"Did you come back from 107?" Li Zirui asked.
"Yeah." Jiang Kuo nodded, and when he looked at his desk, he found that the sunglasses case on the desk had been moved, and it was neatly placed side by side with the desk lamp.
Looking at the bed again, the pillows thrown by him have also returned to their places.
In order to deal with the dormitory inspection, the people in the dormitory tidied up their own territory and had to deal with the aftermath for him.
"Thank you." Jiang Kuo was very moved, "I'm used to throwing things around."
"It's okay," Tang Li said, "At least the quilt is still folded, but the pillow is not properly placed."
Jiang Kuo smiled and sat down on the chair: "Let's have a barbecue next Thursday."
"Huh?" Several people looked at him, but didn't react.
"It's my birthday," Jiang Kuo said, "let's play together, just relax after the military training, and there is a place on the other side of the mountain where we can barbecue."
"Okay," Li Zirui was the first to respond, "No. 21, right? Yes, yes."
Tang Li and Ma Xiao also followed suit. After all, the military training has consumed a lot these days, and they were quite willing to hear that they could eat barbecue without delaying their bed checks.
"I can prepare a gift for you a few days in advance." Tang Li said.
"Don't give gifts," Jiang Kuo said immediately, "just eat."
"That's not good, it's your birthday." Li Zirui said.
"I don't lack anything. I have received all kinds of gifts since I was a child, and I don't feel any pleasure. You still spend money," Jiang Kuo said, "Just have a barbecue and have a good time."
There was a brief moment of silence in the dormitory, but it was quickly broken by Li Zirui: "Okay! Have a big meal!"
These few people are actually quite easy to get along with. Li Zirui has a big heart, Tang Li is honest, and Ma Xiao... Ma Xiao doesn't seem to exist.
The topic quickly changed to where to buy barbecue ingredients. Tang Li suggested to buy them in a nearby market: "It's cheaper than supermarkets..."
Halfway through he stopped again.
"Okay." Jiang Kuo nodded.
After the military training, it entered the final stage and began to walk in various square teams.
Jiang Kuo found that he had adapted to the military training, and he was no longer irritable in the boring repetitive movements.
In addition to changing clothes.
He asked Cannon to help him buy a washing machine, and it took Cannon two days to choose it.
"I'll send it to you in the afternoon," Da Pao said, "Are you sure you don't want someone to come and install it for you?"
"No, just send it to the dormitory. I will do the rest myself." Jiang Kuo said.
"Yourself?" Cannon was very suspicious, "Yourself?"
"Don't talk nonsense," Jiang Kuo said, "Does a washing machine still need someone to install it?"
"Okay." Da Pao said, "It seems that I have grown up, and I still have to throw it out to practice."
Mr. Jiang's script book has been updated again.
When Jiang Kuo's washing machine moved in, Duan Feifan was leaning on the recliner and chatting with Duan Ling, discussing how to reverse Benben's tragic situation where no one cares about him.
The door of the dormitory was not closed, and I watched two workers pass by the door carrying a huge box.
Jiang Kuo followed behind.
Then it stopped outside the door and turned his head to him: "Go and install it."
"You bought a refrigerator?" Duan Feifei stood up, walked out the door and looked at the box in front of him.
"Washing machine." Jiang Kuo said.
"Why is the washing machine so big?" Duan Feifei was a little surprised.
"It's not very big, it's just a big package. I measured the size and asked Da Pao to buy it," Jiang Kuo said. "It just fits under the cement platform next to the sink on the balcony, where there are both water and water."
Duan Feifei imagined it quickly: "Are you sure you can still open the lid of your washing machine under the concrete counter?"
"Yes." Jiang Kuo said firmly.
Twenty minutes later, the packing box of the washing machine was removed, and Duan Feifei knew why Jiang Kuo was so sure.
What he bought was a built-in drum washing machine that was full of sense of technology and would not be less than 8000 yuan at first glance.
Jiang Kuo decided to install the washing machine himself in order not to be so ostentatious, but he bought back a washing machine with "I'm very expensive" printed on the shell very ostentatiously.
It even attracted visits from several dormitories nearby.
Tear-jerking logic.
It also increases the difficulty of installation.
"Can you pretend?" Jiang Kuo asked.
"... Yes," Duan Feifan said, "I'll ask Uncle Zhao to borrow a toolbox."
"Do you still need tools?" Jiang Kuo said, "You said that day as if you could install it with just a few strokes of your hand."
"If you want to buy a turbo washing machine with a cover on top, you don't even need to install it, just throw it in with a hose to drain the water." Duan Feifan said.
When Duan Feifei went to borrow the toolbox, several people in the dormitory watched the washing machine for a long time, studying the buttons on it.
"I didn't say that," Li Zirui said, "Jiang Kuo, I'm not surprised that you can afford this thing, and I'm not surprised that you will buy it. I'm just a little worried about whether you will use it..."
"It shouldn't be difficult,
Duan Feifan originally wanted to throw the tissue on the table to him, but after observing it, he didn't seem to be crying anymore.
Then the default is to fall asleep. Anyway, every time I come to 107, I just want to sleep on the recliner.
Duan Feifei took a look at the group chat. Ding Weiwu had enthusiastically introduced the disobedience restaurant by the lake and the source of the disrespect meal, and now they started discussing the dishes.
These few people are very happy now. Last year, Liu Xiuchang and Sun Zhuanghan also hid in the dormitory and sighed, saying that it is better to stay at home.
He knew the feeling of homesickness. After his father was taken away and he was taken to his uncle's house, in the first two or three years, he was very homesick, especially.
Although there were only him and his father in the previous family, and his divorced mother would visit him every two or three months, it still felt like home.
Whether it was at grandma's house or at the old uncle's house, even if every family member treated him very well, he no longer had the sense of belonging that belonged exclusively to his family.
So he has been missing home for a long time.
He misses his grandma and his uncles and aunts, but he doesn't miss home very much.
"Is there a tissue?" Jiang Kuo asked suddenly, still covering his eyes with his right hand.
Duan Feifei took the tissue on the table and handed it over. He reached out to take it with his left hand, then took out one, quickly moved his right hand, and pressed the tissue to his eyes.
The back of the right hand was full of tears.
Where did the tears go?
"I thought you were blowing your nose." Duan Feifei couldn't help asking.
"Are you out of your mind?" Jiang Kuo took off the tissue, straightened up and looked at him, with some redness in his eyes.
"I didn't see tears on your face just now." Duan Feifei said.
"I'm lying down! Of course the tears flowed behind my ears!" Jiang Kuo was speechless.
"Then you cry," Duan Feifei said, "shall I avoid it? Are you crying to your heart's content?"
"I'm done crying!" Jiang Kuo threw the tissue into the trash can next to him, leaned back on the recliner and sighed, "Hello, I can go home anytime. Is your home close to the school?"
"Well," Duan Feifei nodded, "It will take about ten minutes to drive faster on the battery, my old uncle's house."
"Do you live at your uncle's house?" Jiang Kuo turned his head, "Where is your house? Is it far away?"
Duan Feifei didn't speak.
"Not to mention pulling down." Jiang Kuo turned around.
"You can go home on National Day, and it's only a few days away." Duan Feifei said.
"I'm not going home." Jiang Kuo said.
Duan Feifei glanced at him: "You miss home and want to cry, won't you go back?"
"I simply felt comfortable at home, and cried out of anger," Jiang Kuo said, "I cried in despair when I thought about the four years left."
"The air conditioner is about to be installed," Duan Feifei smiled, "It's not as miserable as four years."
"What's enough for an air conditioner?" Jiang Kuo patted the armrest, "You have to apply for a washing machine...By the way, can Uncle Zhao install a washing machine? Can you help with the installation? For the fee-based one, Lu Ning said I can get one in the dormitory washing machine."
"Installing the washing machine?" Duan Feifei didn't understand.
"It's just that I don't want to make too much noise, so I won't let their workers install it," Jiang Kuo said in a low voice, "Or it will be like I asked the mall to deliver things for me that day. If Uncle Zhao can, please ask him to install it for me, keep a low profile."
Duan Feifei asked after a while, "Did you buy parts?"
"...What?" Jiang Kuo didn't understand either.
"How do I install the washing machine?" Duan Feifei asked.
"That's why I didn't ask you if you can pretend," Jiang Kuo said, "Uncle Zhao's age has strong hands-on skills. He used to install everything by himself. He should be able to."
"No." Duan Feifei waved his hand and looked at him, "Is there anything that needs to be installed on the washing machine?"
"How do I know?" Jiang Kuo also looked at him, "If I want to know, do I still look for Uncle Zhao?"
"Come on." Duan Feifei took out his mobile phone and moved towards him while tapping, "Master Xingshuiping Yekuo, let's teach a lesson about the installation of a washing machine."
Jiang Kuo remained silent, frowning and looking at a picture of a washing machine on his phone.
"This is the water inlet, and this is the sewer pipe," Duan Feifan said, "Just connect the faucet to this place with a pipe, and then lead the water outlet pipe to the toilet or sink, and that's it."
Jiang Kuo looked at him and said nothing.
"Understood?" Duan Feifei asked.
"How?" Jiang Kuo asked.
This time it was Duan Feifan's turn to be speechless.
He was silent for ten seconds, exited the page of the washing machine, looked at Jiang Kuo: "How much do you plan to give Uncle Zhao?"
"...I don't know how much it should be," Jiang Kuo thought for a while, "one thousand?"
"Deal, I'll help you pretend," Duan Feifei quickly pointed out his payment code, "Scan."
"Wait!" Jiang Kuo raised his voice, leaned back and stared at him, "You want to trick me again!"
"Okay, I won't cheat you," Duan Feifei said, "I've left room for you to bargain, so you can bargain."
Jiang Kuo still stared at him, and asked for a long time: "Are you sure you will?"
"If I pretend not to be good, I will give you back the three thousand together." Duan Feifei said.
"Okay, I will remember your words." Jiang Kuo thought carefully again, and then paid back the price, "Nine hundred?"
"Sweep." Duan Feifei said.
Jiang Kuo didn't move: "Am I missing something?"
"It's just a one-time counter-offer, and after the other party agrees and you go back on your word, you know that this will cause disturbance in the market?" Duan Feifei said.
Jiang Kuo scanned the QR code and transferred the money.
He didn't think much about it before, but now that he has comprehended the meaning of counter-offering, he always feels something is wrong.
"Am I still missing?" He asked again.
"Yes." Duan Feifei nodded.
"How much is it for you?" Jiang Kuo asked.
"Don't ask," Duan Feifei said, "You are a person who sleeps on a recliner for 900 yuan, why make waves because of [-] yuan."
"Your uncle." Jiang Kuo stood up.
"Anyway, I promise to install it for you." Duan Feifei looked at the phone, "It's 05:30 soon, go out and wait for them."
"En." Jiang Kuo responded, and when he walked out of 107 with Duan Feifan, he took advantage of Duan Feifan's unguarded look at his phone and chased after him, "How much do you want?"
But it was still a miscalculation, Duan Feifan didn't answer him casually, but glanced at him, closed the door, turned around and walked out, and only said: "One hundred."
Before Jiang Kuo could react, he had already run away.
The gap between these figures is a bit too big, Jiang Kuo almost couldn't make a comparison, so why the fuck did he leave room for bargaining!This space has to be left alone.
It took him a long time to curse: "What a fucking dog."
"Jiang Kuo!" Ding Zhe was at the door of the dormitory, and waved his hand as soon as he saw him coming out, "Thank you!"
"...You're welcome." Jiang Kuo was cheated out of 800 yuan just now. This was the third time he was scammed after being cheated twice in a row and finally knew that he was cheated. Right now, he couldn't adapt to Ding Zhe's beaming.
"How to get there?" Dong Kun asked.
"I'll take it by car. If you can't fit, take a taxi." Jiang Kuo said.
"I'll take a taxi," Dong Kun said immediately, "I can't stand the child's back seat."
"Then you four take a taxi," Duan Feifei said, "I'll take his car."
Ding Zhe hesitated to speak, probably because he wanted to take the co-driver again, and he felt that Duan Feifei was not as familiar with Jiang Kuo as he was, so he shook his arms at last: "Okay, let's take a taxi."
As usual, there were not many cars in the parking lot, so Jiang Kuo got into the car and watched Duan Feifei get into the passenger seat.
"What?" Duan Feifei pulled on his seat belt, "Are you planning to charge a taxi fare?"
Jiang Kuo ignored him and started the car.
As soon as the accelerator was stepped on, all the people sitting and walking around turned their heads.
He gave directions and drove the car out.
After leaving the school, Duan Feifei discovered that he did not drive in a direction that his relatives would not recognize.
"Shall I show you the way?" he asked.
"No need," Jiang Kuo said, "I have other things to do first, so I'll be delayed for 10 minutes."
"Okay." Duan Feifei nodded.
Jiang Kuo is quite stable when he is not driving fast. Although the speed limit is pressed all the way, and he will not give way to a slightly unruly car, but most people will keep a certain distance from such a car With the advantage, it only took more than ten minutes to drive into a gas station smoothly.
"There is a gas station next to the school." Duan Feifei said.
"That one doesn't have 98. That's what I saw when Da Pao and I came to the school." Jiang Kuo drove the car to the refueling position, lowered the window, and told the staff next to him, "Full up."
Duan Feifei didn't speak, he already guessed what Jiang Kuo was going to do.
Sure enough, after filling up the oil, Jiang Kuo turned to look at him: "Go and pay."
"What about revenge?" Duan Feifei smiled and got out of the car, and went to pay for the gas.
I have to say that Jiang Kuo's move is okay. He probably doesn't have much fuel in his fuel tank, and he has added more than 500 fuel to this tank.
The loss of 900 yuan was immediately recovered by more than half.
Back in the car, Jiang Kuo was obviously in a better mood, turned on the music, and tapped his fingers on the steering wheel following the rhythm.
"In a good mood?" Duan Feifei asked.
"It's okay." Jiang Kuo stepped on the accelerator, and the car roared out of the gas station.
Halfway through the drive, he sighed again: "I really don't know how much these expenses should be."
"Never worried about it?" Duan Feifei smiled.
"Well," Jiang Kuo thought for a while, "I don't know if my sister is also like this."
"Eldest Miss and Eldest Young Master shouldn't be much different." Duan Feifei said.
"She is different in some places." Jiang Kuo said.
Duan Feifei waited to hear why it was different, but Jiang Kuo didn't say any more.
When he went to disown his relatives, Jiang Kuo was overconfident and didn't follow Duan Feifan's instructions. He took a wrong turn at the intersection and made a big detour, arriving at the hotel almost half an hour later than Ding Zhe and the others.
Those four had already entered the box, and when he saw them coming in, Fatty Liu immediately cupped his fists: "Jiang Kuo, this meal is fine."
"It's too high-end." Sun Ji said, "It's too expensive."
"It's okay," Jiang Kuo said, "Let them serve the food? Would you like something to drink?"
"Don't drink today, or you'll have to find a substitute driver again," Ding Zhe said, "Don't worry."
"You drink, eat to your heart's content," Jiang Kuo said, "I drink tea."
While waiting for the food to be served, a few people started chatting, there was no cannon, and there were two more people on their own. Dong Kun and Ding Zhe did not have the embarrassment they had before the start last time.
"Jiang Kuo, I want to ask you something." Ding Zhe lay on the table, "I heard that you are very good at live ammunition today. People in your dormitory say you usually play flying saucers, right?"
"Everything," Jiang Kuo said, "I used to go to the shooting range when I was on vacation..."
"What else are you playing?" Dong Kun also came over, "Are you good at horseback riding, archery, skydiving, and flying planes?"
"...except flying a plane, I have played everything else," Jiang Kuo said, "just played."
The phone rang, and he took it over to take a look, and immediately got up and walked to the side to answer the phone.
"Are you there?" he asked.
"Yeah," Jiang Lele's voice sounded very happy, "I entered the city half an hour ago, I'm going to the county seat tomorrow, where are you now, have a meal."
"Where are you?" Jiang Kuo glanced at the people in the box and lowered his voice, "I and a group of classmates are preparing to eat, do you mind coming over? The food hasn't been served yet."
"I'll go if I don't have a cannon. I can't stand his quack energy when he drinks some wine." Jiang Leao said.
"He's not here," Jiang Kuo said, "Shall I send you the location?"
"Okay." Jiang Liao hung up the phone.
"What?" Ding Zhe asked, "Who wants to come?"
Jiang Kuo had to admire how good this man's ears are.
"My sister is here," Jiang Kuo said, "I..."
This group of people already knew the reason why the six relatives did not recognize this box, and when they heard this, they immediately shouted.
"Let her come here quickly," Dong Kun said, "Did you call her?"
"Would my sister not want us to be here..." Sun Ji was a little worried.
"It's okay, it's okay," Jiang Kuo waved his hand, "She's not as good as me... She doesn't mind, she'll be here right away, and I'll send her a location."
She doesn't matter as much as I do.
Duan Feifei called the waiter over and told him to serve the food later.
Then he turned his head and asked Jiang Kuo: "Is she drinking or drinking?"
"Just drink with them," Jiang Kuo said, "She doesn't drink sweets, so don't worry about her."
"You booked a box for three days to let her have this meal, and now that someone is here, you say you don't need to worry about her," Duan Feifan said, "Are you so carefree?"
"Yes." Jiang Kuo nodded.
Not long after, Jiang Lele called.
"I don't know if it's here, but I can see a row of balconies..." Jiang Liao said.
"Yes, there is a parking lot below," Jiang Kuo got up, opened the door and went to the balcony, looking down, "If you ask a taxi..."
"Okay, I saw you." Jiang Liao hung up the phone.
"I'll pick it up." Jiang Kuo went back to the box and told everyone.
After Jiang Kuo went out, only Duan Feifan was sitting at the table without moving.
The four of them all went to the balcony.
"Come in!" Duan Feifei was a little speechless, "It's almost done, wouldn't it be embarrassing for someone to come in and see you all on the balcony..."
Before several people entered the room and sat still, the door of the box was pushed open, and Jiang Kuo walked in, followed by a girl who was only half a head shorter than him, with simple black shoulder-length short hair and a black body.
"Damn," Ding Zhe whispered, "his sister is so tall."
"These are my classmates," Jiang Kuo said, "This is my younger sister, it's gone."
"Hi sister." Several people stood up.
"Hi everyone." Jiang Liao walked to the table, "Excuse me."
"Don't bother, don't bother," Dong Kun said quickly, "Jiang Kuo ordered this for you. My name is Dong Kun, and this is..."
"Thank you, Brother Kun," Jiang Liao clasped his fists at Dong Kun, "I don't remember the names of the people, so you can feel free, you don't need to be so formal."
"Let's serve." Jiang Kuo turned around and said to the waiter.
Jiang Liao can't tell it's Jiang Kuo's younger sister, she doesn't look too much alike, she looks more mature than Jiang Kuo on the outside, but there is one thing similar to Jiang Kuo, that is, the calmness and natural ease in her expression when she speaks .
"Sister, are you just traveling alone like this?" Fatty Liu asked, "That's amazing, you're not an adult yet, are you?"
"We are the same age," Jiang Liao pointed to Jiang Kuo, "Twins."
"Ah—" Everyone was amazed.
"Dragon and phoenix twins really don't look like each other," Ding Zhe concluded.
"Yes." Dong Kun nodded.
Jiang Kuo returned to the state of not talking much, occasionally whispering a few words to Jiang Lele, and more often listening to Jiang Lele and chatting with them.
"Are you?" Duan Feifei asked Jiang Kuo in a low voice, "I don't know your sister very well."
Jiang Kuo glanced at him and smiled: "No, we have always been like this. We fought when we were young, but we are too lazy to talk to each other when we grow up."
"Your family raised a child quite dare to let go," Duan Feifei said, "Is she born alone like this? Doesn't need to go to school?"
"Yes, this is the difference in life, she is the only one who can do this," Jiang Kuo took a sip of his drink, "I don't have this kind of treatment."
"Then your participation is a bit too bad," Duan Feifei thought for a while, "I think she is at least better able to live than you, and she should be able to install a washing machine?"
Jiang Kuo looked at him without speaking, and after a while suddenly poked Jiang Lele's arm: "Do you know how to install the washing machine?"
"Huh?" Jiang Liao turned his head and was taken aback for a moment, "Are you having a quick turn in your head?"
"Serious question, I bought a washing machine, how do I install it?" Jiang Kuo asked.
"Is there an installer for the brand?" Jiang Liao said.
"See," Jiang Kuo said, "She's not even sure if anyone has come to help with the installation."
"Did you say install it yourself?" Jiang Liao said, "Once the pipe is connected and plugged in, it will be fine."
"See." Duan Feifei laughed.
"You know how to pretend?" Jiang Kuo didn't give up.
"I repaired your motorcycle." Jiang Liao gave a fatal blow.
Duan Feifei smiled even more happily.
"Okay," Jiang Kuo nodded, "Go and talk about yourself."
"But I have to say something fair," Jiang Liao looked at Duan Feifei seriously, "There is nothing he can't do without eating, drinking, and having fun. Even if he does, he can play for a second, so smart."
Duan Feifei smiled and nodded: "Got it."
"Is this fair?" Jiang Kuo asked.
Jiang Liao ignored him, turned around and continued the previous topic with those people.
After eating and chatting for about an hour, Jiang Liao and Jiang Kuo met and said a few words, then got up and left the box.
"Jiang Kuo, isn't your sister going to pay the bill?" Sun Ji responded quickly.
"How is that possible," Jiang Kuo said, "She's gone."
"Huh?" Several people were stunned.
"That's it, come and go without a trace," Jiang Kuo said, "Go ahead."
"...Your sister is pretty cool," Dong Kun said, "with personality."
The cool Jiang Liao left a small cake for Jiang Kuo at the front desk.
When they finished eating and checked out, the waiter took it out and gave it to Jiang Kuo.
"Miss Jiang asked me to tell you," the waiter said, "she ate a corner of the cake."
"Understood," Jiang Kuo smiled, "Thank you."
"Birthday cake?" Ding Zhe asked.
"Well," Jiang Kuo nodded, "Let's go back to the dormitory and share the food."
"That's right, both of your birthdays are on the 21st, right?" Ding Zhe said, "JK921."
"Yes," Jiang Kuo said, "I ate it in advance."
"Then the 21st is still a birthday. It's the day." Dong Kun took out his phone and looked at it. "Next Thursday, we will celebrate your birthday."
"No need," Jiang Kuo said, "It's too troublesome."
"Let's go," Duan Feifei whispered behind him, "give them a chance to reciprocate the gift, and eat two such high-end meals for nothing."
"Then... okay." Jiang Kuo nodded, "Don't make it too complicated."
"Don't worry, it's not complicated. It's impossible for the six relatives not to recognize each other," Dong Kun said, "You can call the few in your dormitory together. You have been hanging around in 107 every day. If you don't call them on your birthday, it will be even more strange. Let's go together. Just go to the barbecue place on the mountain behind the school."
"The school still has a barbecue site?" Jiang Kuo was a little surprised.
"Yes, people often barbecue there," Liu Fatty said, "It's not far from the place where Duan Feifei fought bravely."
"When he was hospitalized, we often went there to bake a meal to commemorate his heroic deeds." Sun Ji said.
Everyone went back to school separately, and the cake was distributed at the door of the dormitory.
When Jiang Kuo and Duan Feifei walked into the dormitory, they happened to see Lu Haobo's sleeping trio coming out of the dormitory opposite 107, lowering their heads and writing something down in their notebooks.
Jiang Kuo wondered if he and Lu Haobo had some kind of fate, no matter what time he returned to the dormitory, he would always meet Lu Haobo who was checking the dormitory.
When he looked up and saw the two of them, Lu Haobo stopped and stood silently at the door of 107.
Duan Feifei opened the door of 107, and Jiang Kuo followed him into the dormitory.
"If I hadn't come in," Jiang Kuo closed the door, "is he going to be beaten again?"
"Please keep my words in mind." Duan Feifei glanced at him, and put the cake that had been cut by several people just now with only a small corner left on the table.
Before they could sit down, there was a knock on the dormitory door.
"Is it him?" Jiang Kuo suppressed his voice, "It's not that I had a conflict with him at a time and place related to you, it's that he troubled me at a time and place related to you..."
Duan Feifei went to open the door of the dormitory.
As expected, it was Lu Haobo outside.
"Student Jiang Kuo," Lu Haobo looked at Duan Feifan, "Since you..."
"I'm Duan Feifei." Duan Feifan looked at him.
"I'm talking to classmate Jiang Kuo." Lu Haobo still looked at him.
Duan Feifan stepped aside.
"Student Jiang Kuo, since you have moved to dormitory 107," Lu Haobo said, "There is a vacancy in dormitory 119. There is a student in 104 who wants to apply for a change of dormitory. I have already suggested him to change to dormitory 119. He will talk to your supervisor tomorrow. Say, hereby let you know."
Before Jiang Kuo could say anything, Lu Haobo turned around and left.
Duan Feifei closed the door and turned around.
"It's so fucking cheap." Jiang Kuo sighed, "Do you have to ask me to go back to 119 to accept his bed check?"
"Are you coming back?" Duan Feifei asked.
"I'll fuck back." Jiang Kuo said, took the remote control and turned on the air conditioner.
This day, in fact, it is not necessary to turn on the air conditioner, but if it is really turned off, it feels almost meaningless.
Duan Feifei opened the dormitory door again and stuck his head out.
"What are you doing?" Jiang Kuo was taken aback.
Duan Feifei warned himself not to conflict with Lu Haobo one second, and planned to provoke Lu Haobo in the corridor in front of a row of dormitory people in the next second. What kind of brain circuit?
Although he didn't mind the two fighting in the corridor at all, but today Lu Ning had just enlightened him softly, and if he didn't like Lu Haobo, he couldn't just fight again like this.
He rushed over to push the door with one hand and grabbed Duan Feifan's collar with the other, trying to drag him back before he could make a sound.
One grab, one pull, one push the door.
A set of movements that flow freely.
It got stuck on Duan Feifan's chin.
Or it could be because Duan Feifan's chin got stuck on the door frame.
Before his head was dragged back into the room, the door had already been pushed by Jiang Kuo's hand.
Between the door frame and the door, Duan Feifei made a very brief sound.
"Uh."
"Damn." Jiang Kuo quickly let go of the hand pushing the door.
Duan Feifei supported the door, slowly put his head back, and turned to look at him: "You can drink like this after drinking all night?"
"...I'm sorry." Jiang Kuo saw that his neck turned red after a few seconds.
"What are you doing?" Duan Feifei was very puzzled.
"I still want to ask you what are you doing?" Jiang Kuo said, "He has already left, why don't you tease him a little bit, you didn't drink in vain this night."
Duan Feifei rubbed his neck: "I'll go to 104."
"Huh?" Jiang Kuo was stunned.
Duan Feifan ignored him, opened the door and went out.
After 2 minutes, he opened the door and came back.
"Student Li Xiao from 104 has decided not to change dormitories for the time being," he said, "I don't even consider 119."
"What did you tell him?" Jiang Kuo was a little surprised.
"If you can say anything, just tell him not to change to 119," Duan Feifei said, "He was very talkative, and said that he would not change it for the time being, and he just thought it was not convenient for him to go up and down with a wall pillar next to his bed. "
"That's it?" Jiang Kuo couldn't believe it, "Did you threaten him?"
"That's impossible," Duan Feifan said, "This kind of thing can't be bought for 400 yuan."
It took Jiang Kuo a long time to figure out how the 400 yuan came from.
"Thank you," he said.
"Do you want to eat cake?" Duan Feifei asked.
"Eat it," Jiang Kuo walked over, "It won't taste good if you put it on."
"Then I'll just eat it," Duan Feifei said, "I wish you a happy birthday on the 21st."
"Yeah." Jiang Kuo nodded.
Duan Feifei reached out and took a small plate and poked it in the middle of the cake, cutting half of it away.
Quite easy.
Jiang Kuo took another plate and tried to get the remaining half into the plate, but he failed to push the cake from one side of the box to the other.
"It's exhausting," Duan Feifan said, "If you want it, you can pick it up with a fork, or you can eat it directly from the box. How about you push the curling pot?"
"You and Lu Haobo are enmity because of what you owe, and there is no other reason." Jiang Kuo picked up the fork, pulled the cake onto the plate, sat aside and began to eat.
When the cake was in his mouth, Jiang Kuo felt a little uncomfortable again.
This was the first time he was away from home for his birthday. I don't know if President Jiang and his wife would miss him. Fortunately, Jiang Liao said he would go home on the 21st.
Then should he call home?
With the company of their daughter, do they still need a son who ran away from home?
Or President Jiang would call Da Pao, and Da Pao would bring it over with his mobile phone.
After eating the cake, before he heard the sound of the dormitory inspection team leaving, he took a box of matches on the table in boredom.
"Do you smoke?" He asked Duan Feifan.
"Sometimes there is a power outage," Duan Feifei said, "It's for lighting candles."
"...There will be a power outage?" Jiang Kuo added another layer of despair to the dormitory.
"It's so fresh," Duan Feifei said, "Where is the power off?"
Jiang Kuo sighed, took out a match, pressed it upright on the phosphorus surface, flicked it lightly, the match struck with a swish sound, turned around and caught it between the index finger and middle finger, and the flame rushed up burning.
He blew out the fire and took out another one.
With another light flick, the match was struck, turned around and stood between the fingers again.
When he reached the fourth stroke unconsciously, Duan Feifan stretched out his hand.
"Huh?" He looked at Duan Feifan.
"I'll try." Duan Feifei said.
Jiang Kuo put the match in his hand.
Duan Feifan also took out one, and pressed it on the phosphorus face upright.
Jiang Kuo supported his knees with his arms, leaned over there, and watched his movements. So far, Duan Feifan's movements are very standard. According to this movement, he can click with one flick...
The match flicked out from Duan Feifei's fingertips, and he spun forward neatly, tumbling, and smashed into Jiang Kuo's face.
Jiang Kuo didn't move, looking at him.
Duan Feifan didn't move, and sat face to face with him for a while: "Fortunately, he didn't row."
Jiang Kuo raised his hand and wiped his face.
"I'll try again." Duan Feifei took out another match.
"Go over there." Jiang Kuo pointed in the direction of the door.
Duan Feifei turned sideways, facing the door, and brewed in his dantian for a while.
"Huh!"
The match didn't pop out this time.
It was directly broken by him on the matchbox.
He took out the third one, pressed it vertically, and looked at Jiang Kuo: "Is there any trick?"
Jiang Kuo dragged the chair forward, leaned over and stretched out his finger, and lightly touched his fingertips that were pressing the match: "Here, don't press too hard..."
Before he finished speaking, Duan Feifan's fingers shook, and the pressed match popped out from the side.
He turned around neatly and moved forward, tumbling, and smashed into Jiang Kuo's face.
Jiang Kuo closed his eyes and took a deep breath: "Duan Feifan, if you didn't need you to help me install the washing machine, you would have been beaten right now, you know."
"I'm ticklish." Duan Feifei rubbed his fingertips.
"Who the hell is ticklish on fingertips?" Jiang Kuo wiped his face angrily, "Who's itchy flesh grows on his fucking fingers!"
"Really, why did I lie to you?" Duan Feifei sighed, opened the matchbox, and prepared to take another one.
Jiang Kuo snatched the matchbox, opened the drawer and threw it in, then closed the drawer with a bang: "Give up, you don't have the roots of wisdom."
"Do you smoke?" Duan Feifei asked.
"No." Jiang Kuo replied.
"Then it's useless for you to learn this thing," Duan Feifei said, "You also don't have a chance to play tricks while lighting cigarettes."
"You don't need to learn it, just read it once," Jiang Kuo said, "The more useless things, the faster you can get used to them."
Duan Feifei looked at him, was stunned for two seconds and then laughed.
Jiang Kuo leaned back in his chair, enjoying himself after thinking about it.
Lu Haobo finally led the dormitory inspection team past the gate of 107 and left the dormitory building.
Jiang Kuo stretched and stood up: "I'm going to sleep."
"En." Duan Feifei responded.
"Good night." Jiang Kuo said when he opened the door.
"Good night." Duan Feifei said.
Today 119 was not made things difficult by Lu Haobo, it seems that the work attitude has improved.
"Did you come back from 107?" Li Zirui asked.
"Yeah." Jiang Kuo nodded, and when he looked at his desk, he found that the sunglasses case on the desk had been moved, and it was neatly placed side by side with the desk lamp.
Looking at the bed again, the pillows thrown by him have also returned to their places.
In order to deal with the dormitory inspection, the people in the dormitory tidied up their own territory and had to deal with the aftermath for him.
"Thank you." Jiang Kuo was very moved, "I'm used to throwing things around."
"It's okay," Tang Li said, "At least the quilt is still folded, but the pillow is not properly placed."
Jiang Kuo smiled and sat down on the chair: "Let's have a barbecue next Thursday."
"Huh?" Several people looked at him, but didn't react.
"It's my birthday," Jiang Kuo said, "let's play together, just relax after the military training, and there is a place on the other side of the mountain where we can barbecue."
"Okay," Li Zirui was the first to respond, "No. 21, right? Yes, yes."
Tang Li and Ma Xiao also followed suit. After all, the military training has consumed a lot these days, and they were quite willing to hear that they could eat barbecue without delaying their bed checks.
"I can prepare a gift for you a few days in advance." Tang Li said.
"Don't give gifts," Jiang Kuo said immediately, "just eat."
"That's not good, it's your birthday." Li Zirui said.
"I don't lack anything. I have received all kinds of gifts since I was a child, and I don't feel any pleasure. You still spend money," Jiang Kuo said, "Just have a barbecue and have a good time."
There was a brief moment of silence in the dormitory, but it was quickly broken by Li Zirui: "Okay! Have a big meal!"
These few people are actually quite easy to get along with. Li Zirui has a big heart, Tang Li is honest, and Ma Xiao... Ma Xiao doesn't seem to exist.
The topic quickly changed to where to buy barbecue ingredients. Tang Li suggested to buy them in a nearby market: "It's cheaper than supermarkets..."
Halfway through he stopped again.
"Okay." Jiang Kuo nodded.
After the military training, it entered the final stage and began to walk in various square teams.
Jiang Kuo found that he had adapted to the military training, and he was no longer irritable in the boring repetitive movements.
In addition to changing clothes.
He asked Cannon to help him buy a washing machine, and it took Cannon two days to choose it.
"I'll send it to you in the afternoon," Da Pao said, "Are you sure you don't want someone to come and install it for you?"
"No, just send it to the dormitory. I will do the rest myself." Jiang Kuo said.
"Yourself?" Cannon was very suspicious, "Yourself?"
"Don't talk nonsense," Jiang Kuo said, "Does a washing machine still need someone to install it?"
"Okay." Da Pao said, "It seems that I have grown up, and I still have to throw it out to practice."
Mr. Jiang's script book has been updated again.
When Jiang Kuo's washing machine moved in, Duan Feifan was leaning on the recliner and chatting with Duan Ling, discussing how to reverse Benben's tragic situation where no one cares about him.
The door of the dormitory was not closed, and I watched two workers pass by the door carrying a huge box.
Jiang Kuo followed behind.
Then it stopped outside the door and turned his head to him: "Go and install it."
"You bought a refrigerator?" Duan Feifei stood up, walked out the door and looked at the box in front of him.
"Washing machine." Jiang Kuo said.
"Why is the washing machine so big?" Duan Feifei was a little surprised.
"It's not very big, it's just a big package. I measured the size and asked Da Pao to buy it," Jiang Kuo said. "It just fits under the cement platform next to the sink on the balcony, where there are both water and water."
Duan Feifei imagined it quickly: "Are you sure you can still open the lid of your washing machine under the concrete counter?"
"Yes." Jiang Kuo said firmly.
Twenty minutes later, the packing box of the washing machine was removed, and Duan Feifei knew why Jiang Kuo was so sure.
What he bought was a built-in drum washing machine that was full of sense of technology and would not be less than 8000 yuan at first glance.
Jiang Kuo decided to install the washing machine himself in order not to be so ostentatious, but he bought back a washing machine with "I'm very expensive" printed on the shell very ostentatiously.
It even attracted visits from several dormitories nearby.
Tear-jerking logic.
It also increases the difficulty of installation.
"Can you pretend?" Jiang Kuo asked.
"... Yes," Duan Feifan said, "I'll ask Uncle Zhao to borrow a toolbox."
"Do you still need tools?" Jiang Kuo said, "You said that day as if you could install it with just a few strokes of your hand."
"If you want to buy a turbo washing machine with a cover on top, you don't even need to install it, just throw it in with a hose to drain the water." Duan Feifan said.
When Duan Feifei went to borrow the toolbox, several people in the dormitory watched the washing machine for a long time, studying the buttons on it.
"I didn't say that," Li Zirui said, "Jiang Kuo, I'm not surprised that you can afford this thing, and I'm not surprised that you will buy it. I'm just a little worried about whether you will use it..."
"It shouldn't be difficult,
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