The official match of this seat is not you

Chapter 1 There is something wrong with this rice cake

"Director Wu!"

"Hello Director!"

Wu Yan was wearing a gray suit, and his slender body looked extremely rigorous under the exquisitely crafted suit. With a stiff face, he nodded and smiled at the two staff members who were walking towards him. No matter how you look at it, the smile that is not right has a horrible feeling.

Wu Yan was smiling on the surface, but in his heart, the lightning, thunder, and wind and rain were comparable to the battlefields of World War II.

I'm going to eat people!Didn't he just assign his work to a few subordinates and go out for a few days by himself, but nothing serious happened, and then he was caught by the chairman who smiled like a smiling fox, and now he has to go to his old man's house Drinking tea in the office, Wu Yan felt like a hard-working middle school student caught by the director of the teaching department, and the lasagna on the face of the villain who represented him in his heart could be cooked.

"A true warrior dares to face the bleak life and face up to the smiling boss." Wu Yan couldn't even explain how his boss got that creepy smiling expression, it should be an iceberg With a paralyzed face, he can pretend to be the best tall, rich and handsome in the novel, but laughing in front of himself can scare the old black mountain demon to death, what kind of trouble is this!

Wu Yan did some mental training, took a few deep breaths, then kicked open the thick solid wood door, rushed to the man who was probably in his 30s, and a stack of documents fell onto the table with a "slap" "I quit! I want to go on strike and take a vacation!"

"Huh?" The man sitting behind the table was only wearing a white shirt, his well-maintained hands were as white as a piece of white marble in the sun, a Parker pen was spinning in his hand, his raised voice and The direct gaze made the aggressive Wu Yan stop for a moment.

"What did you just say? I don't seem to hear clearly." Men in their 30s are at their most attractive. Even Wu Yan always thought he was straight, but now he is attracted to this man who is definitely not easy to mess with. Feel.It has to be said that although the chairman is not very old, he has a kind of calm charm, just a deep and magnetic voice can attract the souls of nympho girls on the side of the road.

"Uh... I mean..." Wu Yan's mouth twitched, trying not to be fooled by this man with a rich temperament. This is not a good boss who cares about his subordinates at all, but Huang Shiren.However, he couldn't do anything about Huang Shiren. He was exploited by this guy for his labor, and he wouldn't let him rest!

"I mean, let's have lunch together at noon? My treat?" Wu Yan finished in one breath, without even taking a breath. Even he himself didn't know why he became a Soft-footed shrimp, it is obvious that this chairman has not done anything inappropriate except for the bad behavior of squeezing his own labor force and not giving holidays, and he has never lost his temper with himself, but when he looked into those eyes I always look away unconsciously, and I always feel guilty.

"Okay!" A single word was spit out, um, in line with the chairman's language habits, he could say one but not two words.

"Wait!" Wu Yan roared in his heart. Did he dig a hole and bury himself in it? God knows he really didn't want to have dinner with this guy who paid him a salary.

Yo, the chairman with a coffin face and a taciturn face!Why do you cherish words like gold, can't you add the word "no" in front of "good"!Did he miss the word?

"Didn't you invite me to dinner? Let's go!" The man twisted up the suit jacket on the swivel chair and threw it at Wu Yan, and strode out.

Wu Yan's head was covered by the suit jacket, curled his lips, pulled the clothes off his head, compared the action of throwing clothes in the chairman's office where there was no one else, stuck out his tongue, and could only helplessly follow him boss walks out.

They looked at each other speechlessly, and I have to say that Wu Yan always felt a little embarrassed by the face in front of him, so he could only bury his head in the bowl of rice in front of him, chopping rice grains...

"I don't seem to know when you quit cooking." The man in a suit picked up a green pepper in front of him and put it in Wu Yan's bowl, watching Wu Yan's reaction with interest.

Wu Yan was thinking about when he would get rid of this rather choking meal, and then went to the street behind his house to buy some rice cakes for a good meal, when he was shaken by a green pepper on the tip of his nose in front of him. After taking a look, Wu Yan instantly felt that his face was the same color as that green pepper.

"I know you don't like this, since you don't like it, don't force yourself to swallow it." The chairman with a gentle and gentle voice (pseudo) and a smiling tiger (pure) spoke to himself!Wu Yan suddenly felt that the horror bonus was full, and the danger instantly exploded.Wu Yan's eyes opened wide, and the pair of eyes behind the black glasses frame, which should actually be the most beautiful eyes in the whole body, fell into the sight of the man who just spoke, causing his fingers resting on the table to tap rhythmically on the table a few times .

Just as Wu Yan felt embarrassed, he saw a small bag of stuff in front of him.Um?It's rice cakes!The heart is cheering but the surface is still the face that maintains calm, at most the eyebrows are raised up cheerfully, dancing on a face with a marble surface.

"Take it back and eat it. I bought it for you specially. As a thank you for treating me to dinner, I will treat you next time." It was still that slightly gentle voice, as if the owner of this voice hadn't put a person who was lazy at work a few days ago. The girl scolded until she cried.

Wu Yan complained in his heart, trying to put on a refusal expression, with a little heartache, "No, that's so embarrassing", but his eyes still went straight to the rice cake.

The rice cake bag flew!Wu Yan felt his heart was bleeding.Heartbroken, he looked away, but the bag of rice cakes did not leave him, but was placed in his arms.Wu Yan was stunned for a moment, and then realized that the person in front of him had also left, leaving only a figure from behind and a sentence floating in his ears, "Go to work after eating! Be careful of your bonus if you don't care about it."

Wu Yan didn't care about the bonus for the time being, he was still a little hungry, and the rice cake was coming soon!

Wu Yan took a bite of his favorite soft rice cake, he couldn't wait to eat his favorite sweet and soft rice cake.

But!Teeth are broken!

Wu Yan felt that what he was biting was not a rice cake, but a rock like a rice cake, or an absolutely imitative stone.

"Ouch!" The soft child's voice rang in Wu Yan's ear, causing Wu Yan to turn his head around, but there were no children around, and the people next to him didn't mean to hear the voice at all.

"Who dares to bite me!" It was still that little child's voice, and it still rang in my ears, but the people around me didn't have the slightest abnormality, as if this voice had never appeared at all.

"My uncle is here! Idiot!" Wu Yan felt that he had encountered a supernatural event, or some kind of baby spirit, and felt that the goose bumps on his body had dropped a layer.

"Nian Gao! It's the piece of rice cake you bit into! This uncle is the cupid system that all bachelors in the world dream of! This piece in front of you is my snow-white and beautiful heroic figure." Wu Yan looked at the piece that fell on the table and was bitten The rice cake, I instantly feel that I am the truth.

Wu Yan poked the rice cake that he threw onto the table with his chopsticks, and sure enough, he heard the child's voice screaming again. Sure enough, this rice cake was not for eating, but for poking, and there was an unexpected surprise, Are rice cake-shaped toys in fashion recently?Wu Yan played with chopsticks on the rice cake with great interest.

"Do you want a beautiful woman in your arms to get rid of Singles' Day? Do you want to spend the time of Qixi Festival with sweetness? Cupid system, you deserve it!" The two soybean-sized eyes on the rice cake blinked and blinked, and the soft voice of a child Under the temptation, the snow-white rice cake's body directly stuck to Wu Yan's face, unable to survive.

Wu Yan directly grabbed the piece of rice cake off his face. This piece of rice cake was so strange that no one around could see it.Even so, Wu Yan didn't want to be regarded as Shen Jingbing.Although he was a little surprised that his conditions were not bad, there were still a few girls who sent pink letters in college, and they had become insulators for girls since they went to work.

"Crack!" With loud applause, the rice cake-shaped system was slapped flat by Wu Yan, leaving it in a muddy state on the table.Wu Yan smiled apologetically at the people who looked around and were eating.

"Don't be so cruel to me!" Nian Gao put her short legs up on the table, and threw herself on Wu Yan's hair clumsily, "Master will work hard to find you a partner in the future. If you If you still treat me like this, I will find you the ugliest woman in the world to be your wife!".

Wu Yan imagined how the ugliest woman in the world would be like a flower, and then resolutely kept silent, picked up the rice cake, Wu Yan stared at its small soybean-sized eyes, and threatened, "If you do this, I will I'll blow you up!"

"You are inhumane! Don't cherish the rice cakes!" The rice cakes wanted to say something, but there seemed to be some changes, and they became silent in an instant, mechanically counting down the numbers "five, four, three, two, one, the system is activated!"

Wu Yan only felt that the lights were turned off and everything was plunged into darkness.In the dark, what he thought of was that the small bag of rice cakes hadn't been finished yet!Why is it so unlucky, I ran into a piece of rice cake that didn't taste right after I took a bite.

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