It's all input method's fault!

Jiang Xiao is a god-level CV in the online distribution circle. He focuses on music, has over a million fans, and there are countless Aites from him every day.

But there was one fan who impressed him, and he was very annoyed.

Anyone who knows Jiang Xiao knows that Jiang Xiao has mild obsessive-compulsive disorder, but recently he found that his obsessive-compulsive disorder has become more and more serious.The reason is his so-called fans.

Speaking of which, he still accidentally clicked on that person's Weibo. The reason was that he had posted a new song, which had been posted almost 1000 times as soon as it came out, and one of them caught his attention.

@这生望为朝歌旅: Ahhhhhhhh! ! !Great to find a big one! ! qwq Hearing that solid Europe is crispy!Big touch big I want to give you a monkey! @朝歌: Let everyone wait for a long time. 【New song address】

Give birth to your sister!Do you dare to type the words correctly!Are you hand cancer?

Jiang Xiao resisted the urge to comment and complain, and then clicked on that person's Weibo.

Suddenly I understood what it means to be cheap.

That person is simply his brainless fan, and almost all of his Weibo is reposted, ranging from dramas to daily life, and even the occasional original post is about him.

@这生朋友为朝歌故: Greatly repay the favor! @朝歌: Finally out, everyone has worked hard. 【Release of a play】

@这生望为朝歌旅: Hahahahahaha I also like mentally handicapped plain chicken! //@朝歌: It’s over, reward yourself with a finger-licking chicken.

Jiang Xiao: "........."

Jiang Xiao withdrew from that person's homepage expressionlessly.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hand cancer die!asshole! ! ! ! !

Jiang Xiao held his breath in his heart and had no place to vent, so he simply posted a Weibo.

@朝歌: hand cancer really has no friends [goodbye]

Reposted over a hundred in an instant, clicked on Aite's message, and I saw that person at the bottom.

@这生望为朝歌思: Hand cancer is also dignified, okay?You can only blame the input method for being too smart!

Jiang Xiao: "..."

Damn, why didn't you make a typo in this sentence!

In the end, Jiang Xiao couldn't bear it anymore and sent him a private message: "Student, I suggest you go to the next hand cancer gospel."

After Lu Jinming reposted Jiang Xiao's Weibo post, he went to take a shower. When he came back, he found a private message. When he opened it, he peed immediately.

[Chao Ge: Classmate, I suggest you to read the gospel of hand cancer. 】

Hot every day every day! ! ! !

Lu Jinming was so frightened that he almost didn't cry out.After checking the information of the person who wrote the letter several times, I was sure that the other party was Chaoge.

Live alive! ! ! !

Damn! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Lu Jinming resisted the urge to take off his clothes and go out for a run, took a deep breath, sat back in front of the computer, and solemnly replied to Chaoge.

[This life is willing to be Chaoge's sake: find a big one, hello! 】

Fuck QAQ, I was so excited and made a typo.

[This life is willing to be Chaoge's story: I'm sorry, QAQ, I didn't make a typo on purpose, I'm so excited! 】

Lu Jinming waited for a long time and didn't see any reply from the other party, so he wasn't disappointed. After all, it's even rarer for the master to trust him privately than winning the lottery!

ah!right!Tomorrow he must buy a lottery ticket (≧▽≦)/

Jiang Xiao on the other side of the computer didn't want to talk any more, his mind was full of "Let you be cheap with his private messages, let you be cheap with his private messages, let you be cheap with his private messages", and finally, out of politeness, he decided to reply: "hehe."

@朝歌: YY51XXX tonight, make an appointment!

Lu Jinming was preparing for the exam in the library, and when he checked Weibo during a break, he saw that Chaoge was preparing for a singing session.I was so excited that I turned it over again: oh ow ow ow ow 8 o'clock still playing sub-information blah blah blah blah!

It's over and another typo.

Lu Jinming remembered Chao Ge's Weibo, quickly deleted it and reposted it.

@这生望为朝歌思: QAQ I made a typo just now, Chaoge please don’t beat me up, I’m still studying at night at 8 o’clock //@朝歌: YY51XXX tonight, make an appointment!

After confirming that the words were correct several times, I put the phone in the bag and continued to review.

When Lu Jinming returned to the dormitory, it was almost 9 o'clock, so he quickly turned on the computer and started YY, and finally opened QQ and poked Xingren: QAAAAQ, here I come!Is there a recording?

Xingren: It's recorded!Why are you here now?

This life is willing to be for Chaoge: QAQ just finished, wow you Zixu

almond:………………………………

This life is willing to be Chaoge's story: I just finished my evening self-study hehehe.

almond: [candle] [candle] [candle]

"Well, I've finished singing the songs I like, let's sing what you like next."

Chao Ge's deep voice came from the earphones, and there was a little smile on his head because he sang happily.

Lord of Chaoge Huaguo Mountain: Everlasting Hate! !Must hate forever! ! ! !

Chaoge, I want to give birth to a monkey for you: Everlasting hatred +1! ! ! !

Steamed buns or steamed buns: QAQ seeks eternal hatred! ! ! !

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YY public screen has a bunch of fans of Everlasting Sorrow, which is the theme song that Chaoge sang for the novel of the same name "Everlasting Sorrow" in the early days, and it can almost be regarded as Chaoge's famous song.As soon as "Eternal Regret" came out, Chaoge quickly became popular, and his fans rose by almost [-] a day, and then there was the current great god Chaoge.

But Lu Jinming had been paying attention to Chaoge long before that.

At that time, Chaoge didn't add V, and I just posted some cover songs and chatted about trivial matters every day.

Lu Jinming clicked on a classmate's Weibo by accident, and discovered the cover of Chaoge reposted by a classmate. He listened to it out of curiosity, and since then it has been out of control.

"Well, well, let's hate it forever."

The accompaniment of Everlasting Regret sounded slowly, and Chao Ge followed the accompaniment lightly, leading Lu Jinming to sing along here too.

That year when wars broke out beyond the Great Wall, you wore a red dress and never saw each other again

I can't catch up with horses, I write a farewell word with a cinnabar pen in the cold night

Three thousand buildings, three thousand halls, pavilions, terraces and waterside pavilions, you have no smile

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At the end of the song, Lu Jinming excitedly typed on the public screen

In this life, I would like to serve Chaoge: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! !Find a big one and I will give you a mountain of flowers and fruits! ! !

Jiang Xiao: "..."

Give birth to your sister!

The author has something to say: Xiao Jiang is not a snake spirit, Xiao Jiang is just in the late stage of obsessive-compulsive disorder!I made up the song randomly ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ahh