It's all input method's fault!

Lu Jinming didn't know how he had offended the male god in the courtyard next door.After he texted each other, the two made an appointment to meet at the library.It had been half an hour now, and they had spoken a total of two sentences.

"Hello, may I ask you to lend me an umbrella?"

"Ah."

"Thank you."

"Need not."

Lu Jinming was so embarrassed that he didn't know where to put his hands.

Thinking back to half an hour ago, when the two met Lu Jinming, they were dumbfounded. Isn't this the little brother who forgot to take his phone that day!

Hello, the male god in the next yard.

Half an hour later, Lu Jinming seemed to hear himself crying silently.

The script of the coach is wrong!Why does the person who calls him Sleeping Beauty have facial paralysis!Is the contrast cute? Hey!

Lu Jinming took a peek at Jiang Xiao, who was writing and drawing in the notebook next to him with his head on one hand.In less than half an hour, the other party wrote a page densely, and Lu Jinming was immediately in awe.

Jiang Xiao was very irritable at this time.

The reason for his irritability was not because he thought that Lu Jinming might have hand cancer, but because he was thinking about what to do if his wife had hand cancer in the future.

what to do?Do you want to buy it?

Obviously impossible.

Jiang Xiao felt that if this problem was not resolved, he might end up alone.Sure enough, obsessive-compulsive disorder and hand cancer are fruitless!

While thinking like this, I scribbled on the notes casually, and when I came back to my senses, a page was already filled.

Jiang Xiao stopped writing, and his eyes fell on the notebook.

"..."

What the hell did you write!

"Buzz-"

The phone in his pocket vibrated suddenly, Lu Jinming had never thanked the person who called him so much, "Hello?"

"Hey Jin! I have two movie tickets here, do you want them?"

The call was from Xiao Mao.

"Huh? What's the matter?" He remembered that Xiaomao planned to watch the two tickets with his girlfriend.

"Don't bring up the sad past, I'll put you in the dormitory, come back and collect it."

"Are you serious?"

"Yes, remember to take it."

"I'll come over now."

"No, no, no one is watching anyway. Hey."

"Wait for me, I'll be there in about 10 minutes."

"??? What? I said no..."

Lu Jinming pinched the phone, and smiled apologetically at the person sitting across from him, "I'm sorry, I have something to go back, I'll treat you to dinner when I'm free. Thank you for your umbrella."

Just as Jiang Xiao opened his mouth to say something, Lu Jinming ran away like the wind.

"..."

On the phone call just now, Jiang Xiao frowned, could it be his girlfriend?

.........

--Hello?

——A Jin...

--Um?What's wrong?

—I'm in the hospital, I think, I have.

- Seriously?

——I don’t know yet, I just had a urine test and the report hasn’t come out yet.

--I am coming over now.

——A Jin, I, I'm so scared, come quickly.

——Just wait for me, I'll be there in about 10 minutes.

.....................

……

Jiang Xiao's whole body is not well.

Sure enough, it's a girlfriend, right?

This Lu Jinming ran out of the library, heaving a long sigh of relief.Thinking of my performance just now, God damn it!He is almost capable of being an actor!

10

Jiang Xiao felt that the whole world seemed to be against him recently, and he would come to whatever he didn't like.

Xu Han shared a dormitory and a department with him. He was a year younger than him, and he was also a student union cadre.Seeing that the summer vacation is coming soon, a group of people are thinking about going to the beach for dinner or something.The president thought the idea was good, and asked Xu Han to draw up a "Precautions for the Student Union's First Group Gathering".

Xu Han stayed up all night to write out the copy. In the morning, the cat downstairs screamed, and finally couldn't hold back his eyes and collapsed on the bed.

Jiang Xiao came in from the outside with bread in his mouth, and glanced at Xu Han's unclosed word document.

"Precautions for the first group gathering of the Student Union

Seeing that the student union organized a collective gathering for the first time, the following points are specially drawn up.

[-]. I heard that the tide will rise recently, so try to avoid going to the beach alone.

[-]. Follow all the arrangements of the president. What the president says is what the organization implements.

[-]. Family members are allowed, but the organization does not provide small umbrellas.

[-]. Party AA system.

[-]. Barbecue stones are brought by members.

six,…………

seven,…………

………………

that's all.

If in doubt, please contact the chairperson. "

The corners of Jiang Xiao's eyes twitched, as if he had eaten a poop.Three steps and two steps walked to his bed and sat down. Two minutes later, he walked to Xu Han's computer impatiently and corrected his typo.

When Xu Han got up, Jiang Xiao went out again, and a note was placed in front of the computer.

"I corrected the typo for you, please remember to treat me to dinner."

Xu Han: "..."

Obsessive-compulsive disorder is also a disease, and the medicine cannot be stopped, Jiang Xiao.

11

@朝歌: I am desperate for this world where all hand cancer is [goodbye]

Lu Jinming saw Chaoge's update when he woke up in the morning.Hey, hey, it's so cute to make a lot of complaints!

Lu Jinming half-sat on the bed and quickly replied to Chao Ge's Weibo.

@这生望为朝歌旅: How can there be!Hand cancer is clearly a big dream, okay? /@朝歌: I am desperate for this world where all hand cancer is [goodbye]

Then soon his Weibo was also forwarded.

@朝歌: [Goodbye] Enough is enough, you have cancer in your hand.Hand cancer is clearly a big dream, okay? /@朝歌: I am desperate for this world where all hand cancer is [goodbye]

Lu Jinming:! ! ! !

Back to him again and again! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

Lu Jinming rolled on the bed several times excitedly, and suddenly remembered that Chao Ge had privately sent him a message.

Or, try?

Lu Jinming clicked on Chaoge's private message. After Chaoge smiled at him last time, he sent a message to Chaoge, and Chaoge ignored him again.Lu Jinming took a deep breath, and knocked Chaoge nervously.

In this life, I would like to be for Chao Ge: Da Da, your obsessive-compulsive disorder is getting worse!Take medicine quickly!

When Jiang Xiao saw this news suddenly, he almost ran away again.

Nima! ! !Hand cancer makes sense to you, right? ! !

Chaoge: [Goodbye] Go away, you have advanced hand cancer

Lu Jinming almost fainted from happiness.If he was a girl, she would cover her face and yell now, but he is a man.So he can only pretend to be expressionless, and reply to his male god solemnly.

In this life, I would like to serve Chaoge: qwwwwwwwwwwwwq No! ! !Great!I've worked hard to change it! !

Chaoge: Hehe.

In this life, I would like to be Chaoge: Really!New me believe me believe me!

Chaoge: ...

This life is willing to be Chaoge's reason: Mistakes.Daddy, you must believe me!

That Jiang Xiao rolled his eyes.in the heart.

Believe you are a ghost!

Your Weibo is full of typos, okay?I don't even want to see it, okay?

Are you good at drawing?

Do you think I will be happy if you draw me so handsome?

snort!Innocent!Hand cancer!

Chao Ge: No, it’s too difficult, your Weibo is full of typos, I can’t do it [Goodbye]

The author has something to say:ˊ_>ˋXiaojiang is a brain tonic emperor