The fairies on Wanku Mountain

There is a blanket, a small table, and various foods on the table. If you look closely, you can find that these are snacks from all over the country, and it is difficult to prepare such a complete set for them.

At the table sat a boy and a young girl.The boy was eating with excitement on his face.The girl sitting next to her looked at the groups of people next to her, and said with a smile, "It's really lively here today."

With his mouth full, the young man nodded vaguely and said, "Today is the Shangsi Festival and also the Girl's Day. There are thousands of people in the city. I heard that even the emperor has come out, so it's very lively."

The girl enviously said: "It's better to be in the mortal world!"

These two people are Baiyue and Zhuhui who ran away from Wanku Mountain. They have been walking and playing since they came out of Wanku Mountain. Like ordinary people, they did not use spells.I arrived in Lidu the day before yesterday, and I heard that today is the Shangsi Festival, so I happily prepared food to join in the fun.

Bai Yue still looked like a boy, with a light blue gauze cap on his head, a light red gown embroidered with bamboo leaves, a light gauze jacket, and a pair of powder-soled soap boots on his feet. With handsome eyebrows and fair skin, no matter how you look at it, he is a well-raised young man, not at all like a fairy.He was eating happily, and his eyes were not idle. His pair of phoenix eyes were looking at those people who were having fun.

Satisfied, he swallowed the food in his mouth, took a big sip of the tea that Zhu Hui handed over, and then smiled and said: "You came out with me, how can there be such a lively scene at home!"

Zhuhui often heard his words these days when he came out with him, so he smiled and said, "Thank you, my lord!"

Baiyue picked another snack, bit it in his mouth and mumbled: "Don't thank you, you are a smart eye, Baiheng, that heartless person, dared to refuse me, hum! You really answered that old saying!"

Seeing the old-fashioned way he said, Zhuhui asked with a smile, "Which old saying did you agree with?"

"A man can be trusted, even a sow can climb a tree!" Bai Yue said bitterly

"puff"

"puff"

As soon as this remark came out, the people next to him laughed.

Their position was considered to be in the middle, and there were a lot of outing people sitting in groups around them. Baiyue didn't deliberately lower his voice when he spoke, so the people next to him could hear him clearly.

The person laughing is the man on his left. He was thinking of a line of poetry while holding a wine glass, but Baiyue's words stopped laughing.

Baiyue spit out his drink when he heard him laughing, glanced at the man and asked Zhuhui: "Why is he smiling?"

Zhuhui stayed on Wanku Mountain for 20 years and was brought up by a monk. The monk also grew up in the mountain gate before going up to Wanku Mountain. It looks good.Even so, Zhuhui, a half-hearted person, still understood the meaning of the man's smile.

Zhu Hui, a girl who grew up in a crowd of demons, is naturally a straightforward person. After hearing Bai Yue's words, she replied naturally: "He is laughing at us."

The man next to him who was bursting with laughter stared blankly at this tall, gentle and graceful girl. She spoke tactfully, like an oriole singing, but her words were not at all tactful. It was like chasing rabbits in an alley, straight to the point.He was a little ashamed, after all, he laughed out loud, do you want to explain that you didn't laugh at him, but that sentence?He mused.

Baiyue gave a puzzled "Yeah", and turned to ask the man, "Why are you laughing at me?"

The laughing man hadn't figured out how to explain it, but he didn't expect that this young man who looked like a good fortune boy was not vague at all, so he came over and asked him why he was laughing.

There were three people in front of the smiling man, two of them laughed, and Bai Yue asked the one closest to him.That man had thick eyebrows and big eyes, a hulking back, and looked like a strong man. He was the closest to Baiyue and within reach.

Sitting there, the tall and strong body made Baiyue even shorter, but this handsome young man looked at him seriously, with a gentle and harmless expression on his face.

The man scratched his head and said, "I'm not kidding you, I just think this sentence is very interesting."

"Interesting?" Baiyue was puzzled and asked, "What does that mean?"

The man said: "I'm really not laughing at you, I'm laughing at that sentence, that sentence is very interesting."

Baiyue asked: "What do you mean by interesting words?"

The man scratched his head. He really just smiled. He didn't expect to provoke such a guy who would break the casserole and ask the end of everything.

Zhu Hui knew when Bai Yue asked her the first sentence, he was annoying again and wanted to tease her.

Baiyue saw his troubled face and laughed in his heart, so he stopped talking to him, and happily ate snacks with Zhuhui.

Seeing that he stopped asking, the man became curious again, and squinted at him quietly.

Baiyue was eating snacks happily, ignoring the widening eyes of the person next to him, as if they were going to pop them out.

There was a food box in front of Baiyue, which contained at least five or six catties of sweets. It was no wonder that the man was surprised after he ate a lot at such a young age.

Sensing the man's gaze, Baiyue smiled, thinking how to make trouble with that man, since he was idle anyway.He threw another piece of snack into his mouth, clapped his hands and turned to look at the man with a smile on his face. The man heard a voice next to his ear saying, "It's strange why I can eat so many things, right?"

The man suddenly heard a voice in his ear, he did not doubt it, thought that others could hear it, and nodded while holding the wine glass, but he did not see the inexplicable eyes of the person who was drinking with him.There was another voice in his ear: "Let me tell you, I am a demon, you know the demon? I am a glutton, this is not enough for me to eat, I will eat something else later, I think human flesh tasty."

Seeing the unbelieving expression on the man's face, Baiyue curled his lips, reached out and took a stack of plum cakes, seven or eight yuan, and threw them into his mouth together, and swallowed them without seeing him chewing.

Seeing that he swallowed so much in one gulp, the man immediately felt that his throat was choked, his face turned red, and he coughed vigorously a few times, then he raised his eyes and stared at Baiyue, full of surprise.Pian Baiyue's voice rang in his ears again: "Believe it!"

The man shook his head. Some quacks also know this kind of magic. He thinks so, so he doesn't believe it.

Seeing him shaking his head, Baiyue rolled his eyes, and Baiyue's head immediately turned into a skull in the man's eyes, and a pair of blue beads were still rolling in a pair of black eye sockets, like someone rolling his eyes.The man's pupils suddenly opened, and his face was filled with horror.Baiyue felt that the force was not strong enough, so he smiled at him again, his whole body turned into a skeleton, and twisted deliberately, making a clicking sound.

The Lishui riverside is very lively and life is full of turmoil, but in this bustle, a discordant tenor voice is heard: "Ghost!"

The crowd was in an uproar, and they all looked towards the source of the sound, only to see a tall man running desperately across the grass by the river, as if someone was chasing him from behind.

Kicked over at least seven or eight banquets along the way, bumped into six or seven people, stumbled and ran, and the passers-by gave way one after another. I don't know whether it was intentional or not, he ran directly to the river, and jumped into the river with a "plop" .

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☆、March [-] Lishui Riverside Play Reckless Man

With a piece of snack in his hand, Baiyue watched the man run away with a smile on his face, then turned to ask the man's companion in surprise, "Did you lose your mind?"

The man's companion didn't know what was going on, why he just joked with Baiyue and ran away like crazy. He didn't care about answering Baiyue's words, and ran to the river to find the man on his own.

Baiyue's pretty little face was full of regret, he shook his head helplessly, and said to someone: "What a pity." Turning around, he went to eat some snacks again

Zhuhui smiled and stretched out her finger to point to his forehead: "Naughty again!"

Baiyue took a sip of tea, the tea was different from ordinary people, and he had a magic weapon, which kept the temperature just right for his mouth without losing its taste.After entering the fragrant tea, Bai Yue squinted his eyes comfortably, and said lazily after a long while: "Such a big man, he can't help but be scared, tsk tsk! It's really..."

"How did you scare him?" Zhu Hui was curious.

"It's the same as scaring you back then." Bai Yue didn't hide it from her

Zhuhui said "ah", shook his head and said, "This man is really scary. I was not afraid when I was only ten years old. He is so big and so timid! It's really... well, it's hard to talk about people. Appearance!"

The two of them commented on the man's character, and ate again helplessly, but they didn't know that they grew up among goblins, what kind of mountain elves and wild monsters haven't they seen?How can that person compare with them?

The man jumped into the water and was shocked by the icy cold water. He immediately came to his senses. He had heard about Liguo monks. He knew that these people knew some magic tricks, so he thought that the young man must know some magic tricks. Just now He was obviously playing tricks on him.

The man thought about it before and after soaking in the water, and he was very sure that he was played by a child, and he was very angry.He climbed out of the water with his hands and feet, and went to Baiyue's bad luck regardless of his wet body.

Baiyue, he wants to make trouble even if he has nothing to do, let alone the person who sent him to his door?

The man pointed at Baiyue and said sharply: "Boy, how dare you play tricks on your uncle with crooked ways, seek a beating!"

Baiyue giggled: "It's not the old man, call me young master, I haven't grown up yet."

The man was so angry that he wanted to catch him when he came up, and he shouted: "You monster."

Baiyue grinned: "You're such a grown-up man, I'm so despicable when I get mad but find fault with my young master." I didn't see him move, but turned away.

That person caught nothing, Baiyue made him lose face before, and let him ridicule this time, how could he spare him?Naturally, he wanted to catch him and give him a hard beating. He gritted his teeth and stretched out his big hand to grab it. After walking away, the two of them started chasing in the crowd.

In the crowd, someone who couldn't see it said: "You man, how did that child offend you, and you want to bully him like this?"

The man said, "Don't meddle in your own business."

Baiyue giggled: "Thank you, sir, for speaking for me. This man must have eaten Wushisan and ran into the river to cool down when he got hot. He must have blamed me. I just talked to him a few words." In other words, he saw that I was young and had no adults to follow, so he abused me."

The people next to him were filled with anger: "You are so unreasonable, how can such a golden and precious little brother harm you, let's see what you have to be harmed by others?"

Someone giggled and said: "I'm afraid it's because it's not good for the girls at night, and you haven't woken up after taking the medicine?"

The man's eyes cracked in anger, he pointed at Baiyue and shouted: "He is a goblin."

Baiyue backed away in fright, his little face sank, and he said aggrievedly: "You are so vicious, you can't just grab and bite me when you become angry, are you trying to put me to death?"

Tens of thousands of people in Xiaoyunzhou hunt monsters, and they will kill them as soon as they see them. There is a principle that they would rather kill three thousand by mistake than let one go.He said so, which shows how much he hates Baiyue in his heart.As soon as he said this, the onlookers looked down on him even more.

Looking at such a pink and jade-built person, he was frightened, his big eyes glistened with water, his lips were tightly pressed but he didn't dare to cry, his white hands tightly held the hand of the woman beside him, as if suffered great grievances.

The onlookers couldn't see the young man being bullied by this man, and shouted one after another: "You man, a little boy made of powder and jade like him, how can you say that he is a goblin? Do you have a grudge against him for killing his father or for seizing him?" Wife's hatred? My heart is dark."

"That's right!" A scholar-like man next to him said leisurely, "I recognize this man. His father is alive and kicking, and he is not dead. If it is said that he killed his father, it is impossible. If it is to take his wife, hehe, then it is even worse." Possibly, the young master is so young, how could he want that person's yellow-faced woman to be an old lady? Hahahaha..."

That angry face was livid, this handsome little doll was clearly a monster, why didn't anyone believe him?

Baiyue's heart was full of joy, but his face was full of grievances. This mortal is not so boring anymore, and it's fun to talk.

Zhu Huiqi said: "You can't eat food indiscriminately, and you can't talk indiscriminately. You say that my son is a demon, how can you prove it?"

Someone next to him also booed: "Yes, how can I prove it?"

"Show evidence, otherwise it is a false accusation."

The man's face was red and his ears were red: "He just turned into a bone-like appearance. I saw it clearly, so I ran away."

Baiyue's face darkened suddenly, and he looked at him coldly, his eyes no longer warm, and he changed his timid look and said: "Just now I was joking with my girl, and I was ridiculed by you for no reason, I don't care about it. Now you If you falsely accuse me of being a demon, if I don’t care about it, then I’m really a face. You think I’m not a local, and you want to deceive me, master and servant?”

Baiyue's face suddenly showed a dazed look, he glanced at Zhuhui and said, "Oh! Just now when you saw my girl, you kept staring at her, and you said something about red sleeves, maybe you are going to kill me, and then..."

The people next to him listened to Baiyue's long-sounding words, and their eyes became more clear. This is because they have taken a fancy to her girl, and they think that the young man who bullies her is a foreigner, so she said so.

Seeing more and more people watching, his eyes became weird. The man's face was as pale as a pig's liver. He clenched his fists, but then put them down and said, "Zhang is not a womanizer."

"You know it yourself."

Baiyue winked at Zhuhui, but Zhuhui didn't understand, Baiyue rolled his eyes, this stupid girl!He sent a voice to her: "Pretend to cry."

Zhuhui was taken aback for a moment, then remembered what he said just now, with a little smile in his eyes, and in a blink of an eye, he covered his handkerchief and began to cry piteously: "Young master, the slaves have been serving your wife since childhood, and since the master and wife died of illness one after another, the young master has been punished. Bullied by the clansmen. It was not easy to be picked up by my uncle to the capital. I wanted to live a peaceful life in a few days, but I didn’t want my uncle’s house to be a mess. I finally came out to relax today, but I didn’t want to meet such villains. Young master, the king of the world Is there no shelter for the slave and the young master? Woooo...young master, the slave family will not be separated from the young master even if it dies, hoooooo..."

Baiyue suppressed a smile, this girl has read too many stories, can she think of such a story?

"I'll let you talk nonsense." I saw that man with a ferocious face, roaring and waving his fists, and came towards Baiyue.

Bai Yue hurriedly dodged and said, "Oh my lord, I don't get angry from embarrassment. I only have such a relative, and I really can't give it to you."

Zhu Hui cried and hugged the man's thigh: "Master, just let the slave family go, the young master is pitiful enough! No, master, don't hit my young master, the slave family will just go with you...

Don't hurt my young master, I have pity on my master's single lineage, and now my young master is left alone, woo woo..."

Baiyue's small face was full of sorrow: "Master, please spare us. I brought such a person with me when I came out of my house. In name, he is a master and servant, but in reality he loves his siblings. If you take her away, I have no relatives by my side anymore!" As he spoke, tears filled his big phoenix eyes, which could drip down with just a blink, but he bit his pink lip and stared hard, his small face was filled with tears. Full of stubbornness, he just refused to let the tears fall.

The appearance of such a young man holding back his tears made many people sad, and aroused how many people's feelings of licking the calf. The eyes of the man looked even more angry: "You let the poor boy and his maidservant go!"

"Let the child go, and arrest him to see the officer!"

The man stared, it was obvious that their master and servant were persecuting me, and it was not me who was bullying them, but his throat seemed to be stuffed with cotton, and he couldn't speak. He just stared at Baiyue who raised his head and was tearful. .My heart is indescribably irritated, what kind of magic star has been provoked, what kind of magic method has been used, and I can't even speak.The onlookers are all people who don't know the truth and defend justice, which makes him even more angry.

"It's shameless for you seven-foot-tall man to rob a maidservant from a child!"

"It's an insult to the gentlemen, it's an insult to the gentlemen!" Several acid scholars who were discussing poetry shook their heads and sighed

"Quickly let her maidservant go, don't lose face to the people of the imperial city."

"If the morals are corrupt like this, it is useless to be a human being."

There was a lot of scolding, the man's face was ashen, but he was helpless, he wanted to lift his feet to get rid of Zhuhui, but his feet weighed ten thousand catties, and he couldn't move at all, he was terrified, what else didn't he understand?

This time he really got into trouble. At this time, he regretted leaving without going ashore. If you are ashamed, you can be ashamed. Now this face is much more embarrassing than falling into the river. This embarrassment will cause the entire imperial city to die tomorrow. Everyone knew it, and his intestines were broken with regret.

Baiyue looked at the man with tears in his eyes, Zhu Hui was about to lose his strength from crying, and fell limply at the man's feet.Baiyue cried and hugged her and said, "Sister, if you have something wrong, who else can love me!"

The boy wept bitterly, complaining about his dead parents, causing several women beside him to wipe away their tears.

The man stood there unable to move, with infinite remorse in his heart, wanted to say something but couldn't make a sound, his face was contorted and ferocious, and those who watched felt chills, thinking that he was going to fight the child desperately, and someone was going to stop him.

But Baiyue was still crying: "...Daddy left the child and went by himself, leaving the child to suffer alone in the world..."

"Who said I'm gone?" A clear voice came from the air, and everyone looked up, only to see a person coming from the air, with fluttering clothes, and he came close in a blink of an eye.

Baiyue raised his head suddenly when he heard the voice, but saw that the man had come to him, and asked with a smile, "Your father left you?" or who?

The people around looked at the 24 falling from the sky, thinking it was a god, they all knelt down and worshiped, saying: "Great Immortal."

Bai Yue didn't kneel down, he wiped his eyes, smiled obsequiously at 24, quietly pulled Zhu Hui, and opened his mouth gently: "Run!"

24 Countless hands stretched out around him, and if he didn't pay attention, Baiyue and Zhuhui disappeared.

In a hurry, 24 stretched out his hand and pointed towards the place where the light and shadow had turned, but only heard a scolding sound coming from a distance: "Fuck you!" It was the clear and crisp voice of a child.

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☆, look at the two dolls in the bridal chamber with great interest

Two long, white and tender dolls were sitting on the beams of a house, each holding a box of snacks, the girl swallowed the snacks and said with a bitter face: "How about offending the Chief Manager this time?"

The male doll said indifferently: "It's okay, the soldiers come to cover the water and soil, at worst, throw us back to Wanku Mountain, what else can we do?"

"But I don't want to go back to Wanku Mountain."

"What's so difficult about it, just send it back and we'll come down again."

These two dolls are Baiyue and Zhuhui. When they ran away that day, they were turned into two five or six-year-old dolls by 24's finger. Now they will be recognized as long as they go out.

After the two of them ran away, they also went out to play, but just as they went out, someone pointed at them and said: "These two are the dolls of the National Teacher's family, so send them back quickly." No one believed the children of the national teacher's family, and they couldn't use magic power, so they were extremely depressed.

Now as long as they go out, they will be chased and intercepted, and the two of them dare not go out because of the trouble.

The house they are hiding in today is having a wedding, and the two of them are sitting on the beams of their new house, waiting to watch the bridal chamber.

At this time, all the tents and singing songs dispersed, only the bride was left waiting for the groom to come back, Bai Yue felt sleepy after eating too much snacks, so he said: "I'll sleep for a while, call me when the time comes."

Zhu Hui nodded: "Okay."

As a result, the two of them fell asleep after eating and snacking, and finally they were woken up by the sound of talking. They rubbed their eyes and asked, "Is it starting to make trouble in the bridal chamber?"

Zhuhui yawned: "I fell asleep too, it seems like the bridal chamber is over." She couldn't help it, although she had mana, but the child's body was too sleepy.

Baiyue pouted and said, "I thought you were reliable, but who knows, you are also a fool."

Zhuhui immediately choked back: "I'm just like you now, why should you sleep and make me wait."

Baiyue was tongue-tied and said sullenly: "This kind of life is not easy, why don't we leave here tomorrow."

Zhuhui nodded and said: "Okay, let's go play elsewhere." She looked at her little arms and legs and was worried again: "I don't know when this body will recover?"

"When my mana exceeds 24, I will be able to solve this spell." Baiyue was full of confidence

Zhu Hui looked at him, worried: "Then when will you surpass the chief executive?"

"It's hard to say, it will always be surpassed." Bai Yue touched his bald head, but he didn't care about it

Zhuhui's little face fell down: "Then I am like this?" No one would be happy when a good big girl turned into a doll.

Seeing that she was about to cry, Baiyue hurriedly interrupted: "Listening to them, people often say that the wedding night in the bridal chamber is the most beautiful, and we have seen it." In fact, the wedding ceremony in the bridal chamber is the most beautiful for the parties involved. She is only beautiful because she is happy in her heart, and it has nothing to do with outsiders. Relationship, this matter, Baiyue doesn't understand.

The bride and groom below talked very enthusiastically, so they stopped talking about when they could return to their original bodies, and listened to other people's whispers.

"Cousin, I finally married you back home today. I've been waiting for this day with anxiety. I'm so happy."

"Cousin, I'm also happy." The cousin's voice was shy and coquettish.

Goosebumps suddenly appeared on Baiyue's body, it's good to speak well, just like Zhu Hui, he was full of air, and he had to be so delicate and twists and turns, it was really uncomfortable.

"What is it really?" My cousin's voice carried some unknown meaning.

Baiyue vaguely felt that the tone of his words had changed, thinking about what he was going to do, he stretched his neck down, and saw that cousin was holding his cousin's hand in his arms, and was breastfeeding. He had seen this before. Mother wanted to feed him too.

Baiyue tilted his head, wondering if this was the flirting that Zhu Shi was talking about?He looked up at Zhuhui, and pointed down.

Asked: "Is he hungry with the bun in his mouth?"

Zhuhui glanced at Baiyue with disdain and said, "That's not a steamed bun, that's a baby."

"Baby?" Bai Yue was puzzled.

"That's only grown by girls, you men aren't that big." Zhuhui calmly said with a small face, "You will know when you marry a wife."

Baiyue groaned, and asked again: "What is that for?"

Zhuhui glared at him and said, "I have a baby to nurse."

Baiyue suddenly realized: "I remember the wolf mother also has this, and the little wolf cubs are eating it, there are several in a row!"

Zhuhui looked at the beautiful figure of the bride below, and then thought about the two rows of heavy milk bags under the belly of the female wolf. She was a little speechless. Although the function was the same, it didn't have any beauty, okay?She lit a piece of wax for Baiyue's future wife, and begged him not to talk about the she-wolf in the bridal chamber, it was too unpleasant.

Zhuhui's eyes fell on the person below again. Although she came out of Shaoyang Hall, the goblins on Wanku Mountain are quite open.The goblins never betray anyone when they are dating, and they are all generous. Even if someone breaks them during the intimacy, they will finish it calmly, ashamed as much as the person who saw it.She'd seen goblin pairings a few times, too, so she sort of knew what the cousins ​​down there were doing.

Zhuhui only begged Baiyue not to ask about the baby, but Baiyue insisted on grabbing the matter and not forgetting it, he bit the chubby finger and asked, "You have that baby too, don't you?"

Zhu Hui's face turned red, as white and tender as a red apple, thinking to himself why is this kid so shameless?Only bit the bullet and agreed: "Yes!"

Baiyue's eyes lit up suddenly, he stared straight at Zhuhui, his white and tender little finger met for a while, and shyly said: "Here, show me?"

Zhuhui was annoyed, she lowered her face, stared and said angrily: "No!" Although she was a bit careless, she was still a girl, and although no one asked her to behave like a woman, she still knew how to clean herself and love herself.

Baiyue was puzzled, and blinked his big eyes innocently: "Why not?"

In order to support the amount of benefits, should we tell him about the defense of men and women?But he is also a half-assed person, so lose his temper with him?Obviously this fat baby didn't do it on purpose, he was just curious, how should I explain it to him?

She tilted her head and thought for a while, then pointed to the couple below and said, "Look, this body should be shown to the closest people. They are husband and wife, so they can see each other frankly, but others can't."

Although Baiyue didn't understand the style, he was smart. He thought about it. Although he and Zhuhui went to Wanku Mountain together, they were not close compared with 24 and Baiheng, but he thought about it. Then he said, "Then who are you going to show it to?"

Zhuhui choked immediately, you brat!He glared at Baiyue and said, "It's not you anyway." He put his hands on his chest and glared angrily.

Baiyue looked at the hand on her chest covetously, touched her bald head and said, "If you don't let me see it, don't look at it, why are you afraid that I'll take off your clothes?"

Seeing that he didn't insist, Zhuhui breathed a sigh of relief, changed the subject and pointed to the bottom: "The two of them are going to mate, do you want to see it?"

Baiyue's big eyes immediately became sparkling, and he asked, "What is copulation?"

Zhuhui glanced at Baiyue in surprise, she thought that Baiyue, who she knew, should also know.But she didn't know that Baiyue was really pure and innocent, even though he was in the Monster Mountain, he never saw the goblins mating.Of course, no one was full enough to take him to see the goblins mating/mating.

Zhuhui glared at him: "Just look at it and you'll know."

Baiyue said obediently, stopped asking Zhuhui, and looked down seriously.

This pair of boys with pink make-up and jade carvings ate and drank on the beams of their houses, and they were still in a erotic palace. No matter how you looked at it, it was a very unharmonious thing, but the eyes of these two people were full of curiosity. Take this as a taboo.

The cousins ​​below still don't know that such good deeds of themselves are seen by others, and they are still tender and sweet.

"Cousin is really necrotic." Cousin spat shyly, but let your cousin hug, hug, kiss and gnaw.

Baiyue frowned in disgust and said, "What is he doing, it's disgusting."

Zhuhui asked strangely: "Isn't that making out? Even wild animals on the mountain should chase and play first, and then mate at the end."

Baiyue shook his head: "I don't want to marry a wife when I grow up."

Zhuhui shook her head: "When you grow up and know the beauty of this, you won't say such things." After she finished speaking, she felt that there was something wrong with Baiyue. Looking at Baiyue's small body, she couldn't help sighing. You are still young, so you don’t understand.”

Bai Yue said with a dark face, "We are all the same."

Zhuhui looked at himself and sighed again.

In fact, the topic of this pair of dolls discussing the bridal chamber should make people sigh!

Baiyue was a little sad. Rabbit Spirit said that the bridal chamber was the most beautiful, but he felt that the bridal chamber was actually two people exchanging saliva with each other and touching each other. It looked disgusting.

He thought about it wildly, remembering that Rabbit Jing said that cousins ​​are the most cheating, and there are often fools in raising children.The family of the roe deer on the mountain is a marriage of close relatives, and it turned out that it has been 1000 years. The stupid son of their family has not yet matured, and he is called a stupid roe deer every day.If it weren't for the family watching closely, they would have been shot to death and roasted.

When Rabbit Jing said this, his face was very serious. He said: "Baiyue, you can't marry close relatives in the future. Marrying close relatives will kill people."

Baiyue thought about it, Wankushan was the only bone spirit, and it would not be easy to find a close relative. At that time, he had already deformed, but he turned back into a bone. There are too many, I am the only bone spirit on Wanku Mountain."

Rabbit spirit thought about it, and it was true, so he didn't mention it anymore.

He looked worriedly at the cousins ​​below again, thinking what would happen if they also gave birth to a stupid son like a roe deer, he was a little stunned for a moment.

Zhuhui poked his cheek and said, "Don't be dumb, listen to what they say."

Then he opened his ears to listen again, and heard the cousin say: "My mother gave me a picture of goblins fighting, let's take a look together."

When Baiyue heard that it was a goblin fight, he regained his energy and stretched his neck to look over. He still didn't know how goblins fight in the eyes of mortals.

I saw that cousin took out a painting scroll and unfolded it slowly. On it, there was a naked man and a woman together. The man moved the woman's thigh and stuffed carrots under her body.

Baiyue stretched his neck and glanced at it, curling his lips and said, "This is not a fight between goblins, it's not like that when goblins fight."

Goblins want to breathe fire when fighting, and with a "huh", the fire burned on the mountain for several days.Those two firebirds almost burned half of Wanku Mountain.

There was a water sprayer, a mouthful of water came out, and the fire sprayed by the fire bird was extinguished, and Wanku Mountain became Zeguo again.There are also water-absorbing ones, and after a few hisses, the water will dry up.There are also those who fly up and fight. Two flying snakes collided in mid-air, and fell on the Ten Thousand Skull Mountain with a "snap", crushing the trees and smashing his hand. turn up.

Baiyue's lips curled up like [-], he had to go back and look for the rabbit spirit, and tell him that the people in the city don't know what it means to fight between fairies, it's so pitiful.

He was thinking about whether to go down and tell them that the person who painted for you lied to you, this is not a fight between goblins.But going down by yourself will scare them, right?Do you want to go down, Baiyue's mouth is tightly pursed, if he goes down, 24 is afraid that he will be found soon, so he still won't go.

When Baiyue lost his mind, the cousins ​​below were silent, and suddenly let out a suppressed exclamation: "...it hurts"

He widened his eyes and looked over, the cousin on the bed had already pressed his cousin under him, and was still poking carrots at her body, poking hard, the cousin's eyes were full of tears.

Baiyue smacked his tongue, he was tender and affectionate just now, but he started fighting all of a sudden, really, alas, how could the rabbit spirit say that people are the most fickle animals!

Baiyue watched them fight without blinking, and raised his head wondering if he should pull it off?He was also afraid of frightening others by appearing suddenly, and attracted 24.But look at that cousin is really murdering, that cousin is bleeding, his eyes are redder than a rabbit's, as if possessed by a demon.

Baiyue was a little melancholy, sighed, and suddenly heard the cousin say: "Cheng Lang, slow down..."

Looking at that cousin's pitiful appearance, Baiyue felt sorry for her. Rabbit Jing was right. Cousin and cousin were so cheating. They were beaten like this, and the family didn't care about it. Alas, cousin really Pitiful.

The rabbit spirit said that a girl is worthless when she is married, so she has to go to someone's house to serve the parents of the person she married.

Baiyue couldn't understand why his daughter was brought up to be someone's daughter-in-law, and she went to serve other people's parents, so who would take care of his parents?

Rabbit spirit said again, not only serving other people's parents, but also giving birth to children, it's cheating.

Baiyue said at the time: If I have a daughter, I will definitely not let her marry.

Rabbit Spirit said anxiously: "That won't work, my daughter's family must get married."

Baiyue repeatedly expressed that he would not marry, the rabbit's anxious eyes were red, but the old ghost who often raced with him said slowly: "Let's talk about it when Baiyue has a daughter."

Baiyue nodded calmly, and Rabbit Jing thought so too, his daughter-in-law didn't know where she was lying around, so it's too early to say.He thinks he is farsighted, Old Gui thinks he is boring, and Baiyue thinks he is noisy.

Baiyue was thinking wildly again, he always thought about the things on the mountain when he got off the mountain, and wanted to go down the mountain when he was on the mountain, it was really worrying.

A slender hand tore through the void and grabbed the two dolls on the beam, leaving only two snack boxes.

The author has something to say: Keke, take these two demons away.

☆, heartless and tender buttocks suffer

In Liguo's National Teacher's Mansion, 24 was wearing a red dress, with loose hair and clogs, looking at Baiyue and Zhuhui with serious eyes, pointing at Baiyue's bald head with his slender fingers, and said angrily: " You've got a lot of skill, how dare you sneak into someone's bridal chamber? Say, what did you see?