The Concubine of Transmigration is a bit of a rogue

Because he made a lot of money, he took the whole family to Wanfulou to celebrate!Grandpa Sun doesn't have to travel around, hehe settled down at home, and happily writes his book.Wang Hua was still so awkward, Qinqin hugged Xiaopang, and mother always said to save some money!Every time I just take it with him...

They bought another compound, hired a few sensible maids, older mothers-in-law and father-in-law, and a few familiar bodyguards.This is the happiest day I have come to another world,

Riding Little Jingwei to the small forest for a walk!Humming a ditty leisurely in his mouth: "The descendants of Dashan~~ love the sun! That one of the sun...~~~~singing the eighteen bends of the mountain road, I think of Guo Furong, a rumored martial arts legend, singing with her voice. A hoarse! I also feel that I can sing very well."

But I was a little upset, I saw the birds in the woods flying around!Panic...,

A Dalmatians ran from nowhere on the forest path and barked at me a few times, woof woof...!Run as fast as you can. . .

—3—||Uh....It makes my little face feel a little hot, and I also have a little urge to rub that little spot! "The voice of Yinjia is not so bad!" Duzui looked dissatisfiedly in the direction of the running dog.

This reminds me that every time I go to my buddy's KTV in modern times, it is free, but the premise is that I am not allowed to sing, so I am very dissatisfied and complain, free is a good thing, and I can't crowd out people like this!Didn't people only sing a few words at the bar, and the people in the bar ran away?

It’s okay to run away, why do you cover your ears every time you see someone, and some even wear corks. 【Liming's buddy: Can we not do this!You bastard, every time you sing, I want to treat you, and it’s all people, Nai Nai’s, a certain buddy is biting his handkerchief, crying... Every time you sing, they use your name to not pay. No, only people come to the bar, but no one who pays...don't come again, brother. .Waving}}]

"If you don't sing, you don't sing...huh" I snapped my fingers

"Humph!!!" The little Jingwei who got off the ride shook his ears while Li Ming was not paying attention, and there were unidentified objects, which fell on the ground and he could be seen to be wood, the function: "plug the ears"

Jingwei snorted: "Master is so annoying now! In the past, master was so powerful that he couldn't fall off his back like a dog's skin plaster. Master, I won't worship you anymore! You sing like thunder, and I hate thunder the most. Yes!!! Snap your fingers so loudly! Don’t be afraid to break two fingers.”

The narcissistic Xiaoqing didn't even know that his horse started to despise her!Looking at the owner is still so happy!He jumped up and down a few times and started running.

"Hey" came an exclamation.

"Jingwei, slow down, we are taking a walk, not running," I whispered into Jingwei's ear!But Jingwei didn't listen at all, and kept running, just to vent the anger of the master's bastard's shortcomings.

Why did this horse twitch today... Didn't I just steal a carrot from it! ! !Could it be that Jingwei found out, I wondered in vain!

Seeing that it was still like this, when he was about to coax Xiao Jingwei, a cry for help came from nowhere: "Help!! came"

"help?"

I question....English!Modern people, 21st century, male silver? ? ?I suddenly thought of something, my eyes glowed and I looked in the direction of the call for help: Could it be that there is another person who time-traveled like me!No way! ! !I obviously have a golden finger, so maybe there is another one! ! !I'm done wailing.

Xiao Jingwei secretly accused: "Master, who stipulated that only you have golden fingers, it is possible that you are afraid that you are not attractive, and you will not be able to attract girls. It turns out that you are an inferiority ghost. Yesterday, you were happy to brag about your golden fingers with confidence. I'm the only time traveler, so I'm still pointing and hitting."

Thinking of this, Jing Wei's eyes became more and more contemptuous of Li Ming, who told him to do this.Ma'er burst into tears... Ma'er's ancestors give me another chance, Xiao Jingwei will never choose this bastard, she is not as smart as your grandson.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?

Whispering words... the distance is getting closer and closer.... When it reaches the person calling for help,

Take a closer look, oh my god!It was a big boa constrictor, about 5 meters, with a person wrapped around its body, with two sharp teeth. It opened its mouth and was about to swallow the wrapped man. I was sweating all over my body, I didn't dare to move, my pores dilated and shrunk.

Time seems to be frozen, quiet.....only hear the sound of my own breathing, the sound of my heart beating... When I watched the big snake step by step and was about to spit out the man, there was always a voice in my heart that kept responding... .Responding: "Hurry up! Hurry up!!! If you don't act quickly, he will die... You are the only one around, and it won't work to move rescuers, and you won't be able to quench your thirst if you are far away."

But I may be swallowed by the big snake if I am not saved, if I escape while the big snake is not paying attention, I will save my life.But in this way, I will never forgive myself,

I hate this kind of person the most, "No... no way!" I closed my eyes and struggled in my heart!I found that the breathing at this time was heavier than before,,, while taking a deep breath.

At this time, the big snake no longer gave Li Ming time to fight for himself. The big snake was so hungry that it was drooling, and when it was about to swallow it...

At this moment, my mind was blank and I couldn't think of anything.

Jumping off the horse, he picked up a big stone with bloodshot eyes and threw it quickly and accurately into the big snake's mouth: "I'm not afraid of you! Go to hell! Go to hell!"

The stone happened to be thrown at the right time. At this moment, the big snake's throat was temporarily stuck. I smashed the snake's head to the other side. It kept twisting, and its body slightly let go of the man's grip. I hurriedly pulled the man away , but the man has passed out and is lying on the ground, I can't move him, it's so heavy! ! !

I am afraid that the snake will spit out the stone for a long time, or I will be in danger immediately after swallowing it, because the bones related to the opening and closing of the snake's head are different from other animals. First, its jaw (that is, the lower jaw) can be downward The opening is very large, because the bones connecting the head of the snake to the jaw can move. Secondly, the bones between the left and right jaws of the snake are connected to form a movable tenon (the bones in the jaw of ours have no tenon, and the left and right are formed into one piece. ), the left and right are connected by ligaments, and can be widened to both sides. Therefore, the snake's mouth can not only open up and down, but also is not restricted left and right, and can be enlarged to a certain extent. It's much bigger. And his saliva can act as a lubricant, making it easy to spit and swallow!

I looked at the injured man, it seemed that he couldn't walk.The horse cannot bear the weight of two people, and it will not run fast.When the big snake reacts, we will be wiped out!Although I was sweating coldly, I was much calmer, and there was only one way to keep my eyes on the big snake.

"Big snake, you must die," I shouted

"Seven inches behind the Jingwei serpent's neck, rush up and stomp hard, no matter where it is, stomp hard on the back of the neck...Master grabs its tail and you stomp hard..."

As I said that, I pulled up the big snake's tail and kept pulling it around the thick tree.

"Jingwei!" I shouted again.At this time, Jingwei let out a cry, jumped up and stepped on the snake's neck, but the snake twisted its head to the side and missed.Jingwei jumped up and stepped on it a few times but missed!

In the end... simply, I felt wronged and ran over to me to lick my face, as if to express: "Master, Jingwei is afraid, he can't do it! I looked at Jingwei who was licking his face with black lines all over his face. Wei, I just feel a puff of anger in my chest. If you lose the chain at this time, we are useless, can you show us up! You are a thousand li horse! Thanks to your white coat, you are usually shrewd to fight with Xiaopang , I see you...you are an idiot." Angrily, I pointed at Jingwei who was about to cry.

When Jingwei heard it, he was dissatisfied with my words. He stared at my nostrils and gasped, his eyes were burning with anger. I was shocked. I saw a shadow of a white horse, and he said...quickly and accurately. Hit the snake's neck seven inches—the heart.

The big snake died immediately!After twisting a few times, it stopped moving.And Jingwei seemed to be out of breath: [Tell you to make me look ugly, step on me... I will not compare with the stinky master, the master is the most embarrassing, huh]

Get through this crisis...I looked at Jingwei, who was stepping on relish, and leaned against the tree to support his forehead. As soon as I touched the tree, I realized that the tree was shaking non-stop, and the grass was rustling...something passed through .

In an instant, a snake's head resolutely magnified in front of me, bigger, even longer, and faster than before.

The pupils shrank instantly, which made me scream out in fright.At this moment, I only feel that the god of death is very close to me with a sickle hooked on it.

Peng... Peng! ! !After a few noises, the big snake fell down, and the pool of blood on the ground was 15cm away from my feet.All I saw was a fainted man lying on the ground holding a pistol, which can be said to be quite a classic pistol.The muzzle was still smoking.

Only then did I take a closer look at this man. He had messy yellow hair, half-closed blue eyes that were almost tired, and a pretty straight nose. He was a handsome young man!It should be said that he is a foreign boy! ! !He is the prince charming of modern girls.

I patted my chest and thanked him: "Thank you for saving..." Before I could finish speaking, the man fell down again.