The Concubine of Transmigration is a bit of a rogue

When we arrived at the post station in the suburbs, it was already dark.I asked Wei Yi to inquire about the thief, and the others followed me to the destination according to the battle plan. According to Wei Yi's information, the thief would drink on Forest West Road in the outskirts every day, as if waiting for someone

We were lurking on this small road, "Here we come, master, the slaked lime is ready." Wei Er exclaimed excitedly, "Aqua regia is also brought."

I looked at Wei Er who was covered in white with admiration: "Good job, then we will touch the slaked lime on our bodies, and I have already started to apply it on the places where the skin can be exposed, because the five of us are dressed as assassins in black Put on clothes, wear a face towel, and put on gloves, try to avoid splashing aqua regia on yourself, being corroded,

This can cause great damage to your skin. "After I explained to them, the five of them looked at me in horror, who was about to turn white, and thought together in cold sweat. You can't offend Young Master Ming if you offend anyone, otherwise you will die very happy

"You guys have to remember, Wei Yi's first move of anesthesia is not enough, Wei Er you use the second move of regia regia. Then Wei San, you have to lift the biggest stone and hit it, if it doesn't work, Wei Si will get ready Sprinkle gunpowder on the culprit, burning him scorched on the outside and tender on the inside. Let Wei Er hang him with chains if it doesn’t work.”

"And I forgot to explain that the slaked lime on our bodies will neutralize the acid, and if we accidentally splash it, it will reduce the damage to us. If it doesn't work, we will die like ants."

"Do you understand? I understand," the five of them answered loudly in unison!

I have a black line on my face, "Do you think these goods can do it? I am very happy to see it. I will die, brother, die. I will go to hell, do you understand, you are a little nervous when I go, okay?" It seems that I The guilt is superfluous, I feel ashamed.

"These few obviously like to die. I don't understand, I don't understand." The villain in me kept shaking his head and roaring

"Master, when are we going to punish people?" Wei Wu next to me asked me

After Wei Wuyi finished asking, the people next to him also followed suit, and hurriedly nodded to ask the time

I tilted my head, and knocked my head on the big tree trunk I was leaning on, damn, they thought I was just a child's trick.I looked at them in tears, and looked like you were all idiots. I gritted my teeth and spit out word by word: "The whole person starts"

Time is passing bit by bit, woo woo,,, bang!Ouch, I just heard a complaint, "Master, you hit the wrong person again with mosquitoes."

"Uh... sorry"

"Crack! Ouch! Crack, master!" The five of them stared at me with wide eyes, uh. . .Really made a mistake again, I scratched the tip of my nose in embarrassment and looked at them with disbelief!Really wrong, look again and I will screw you to death.

"I hit the left cheek every time, every time with precision, the hundred-step piercing is even better than the young master. And five people were slapped by you in turn." Wei Si touched the left cheek in grief and anger and accused me of crimes.

Although the others didn't say anything, it was obvious on their faces that I agree with Wei Si's accusation against you.

rustle. . . .Wait for someone to come. . .What? When I heard the words, I poked my head outside, and sure enough, a black shadow walked lightly.

The black shadow walked unhurriedly on our ambush path, and the relaxed atmosphere before gradually became heavy. I silently counted the number of steps that the black shadow took.

One step two steps. . . .Six steps,,, nineteen steps, seeing that it is getting closer, the black shadow is still walking at a leisurely pace, but our breathing is getting heavier and heavier,,, every time the heart beats, it is dull General suffocation.

As we were concentrating on it, Wei Er who was next to him couldn't hold back any longer. He shook a large bucket of aqua regia in his hand, and then he shook the bucket to spill out a drop of essence

"Ouch! Essence of corrosion!" I was so scared that I fell back and pressed against Wei Yi's shoulder.

"Ah! It's over!" Wei Yi yelled loudly and startled me, what's wrong.

Wei Si jumped to the side of us to check, Wei Zizi whimpered, "I, I,,,, what's wrong, idiot, explain clearly," his appearance makes me very anxious, what if the plan fails?

"Hurry up," I asked, grabbing his neckline, "I, I" Wei Yi is still like this, Wei Si finally couldn't stand it any longer, and slapped Wei Yi's face with his hands, and then slapped him on the face.

Suddenly Wei Yi spit out a sentence: "I cum! I cum... cum...Nani!!!" There was an echo in my head, my mind was full of wandering, tens of thousands of galloping I cum. . .

I stared at him with a blue face, "I'm going to strangle you, idiot" and Ravis rushed over to beat up this wretched man together.

Pop, pop, crackling, the bright chrysanthemums flew around, Wei Si and I froze immediately, "Wow, vomit!!! It stinks, who, who,,,, put, let off the poisonous gas" Wei Si covered his mouth and asked weakly

With a blushing sound, the tall Wei San stood up calmly with a blushing face and announced that the fart was an accident, especially a series of thunderbolts were accidents. . . .After finishing speaking, I still pretended to be like the old me, with my waist thrust up, and my left hand raised the v.

I twitched the corner of my mouth, judging Wei Yisan's vulgar episode.....The result of filing the case: "Little Four hits an idiot"

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What's wrong is that Wei Er here heard a series of voices and mistook it for the young master's secret signal: "You can start to act."

So impatiently, he rushed up with the bucket of aqua regia, picked up the bucket with lightness kung fu, and buckled it on Heiying's head. It was about to splash on Heiying's body, but Heiying fell on the other side, and the aqua regia was like this Splashed on the big tree trunk, hissing... the tree is more than half corroded.

Wei Er looked at the tree in horror, thinking that if it was splashed on a person, the bones might rot.And Wei Wu watched the young master and Wei Si vigorously beating him, thinking that they had completed the steps as planned and it was his turn. He looked towards Hei Ying and saw that Hei Ying had fallen down, and Wei Er was still kicking with an empty bucket. After kicking the fallen person on the ground, the tree next to him had already turned into liquid, Wei Wu thought that the anesthesia had taken effect.The success of the first step means the success of the whole plan!

Then he himself breathed a sigh of relief: "I thought it was very powerful. Remembering what the young master said to them carefully, I mistakenly thought that the thief was very powerful. According to the current situation, I feel that the young master made a big deal out of small things."

Immediately afterwards, Wei Si and I punched and kicked Wei Yiwei three times, and all the thieves planned to use the lantern to find the latrine—to shit.

I kicked and cursed at the same time: "I even ejaculated, you know it's not suitable for a girl...wow, it's not suitable for children for many years, didn't your mother teach you not to take off your pants and fart indiscriminately,,, The master did not say that you should not talk when you eat, you should not talk when you sleep, you must not burp when you sleep, and you must insist on taking off your pants.”

"Oh, that's not the case." Wei Yi begged for mercy, not that meaning, "Yes, the needle was shot."

"What!!!!" I stopped and looked at Wei Yi who was tired and hugging his head, that is to say, when I thought of this, I immediately turned around to look for the black shadow. Such a big movement should have been discovered long ago. Why didn't the black shadow respond? Well, after thinking about it, something is still wrong, so I want to ask Wei Erwu to go and have a look together, look at them, there is no shadow, where are people!

"Master, it's done!"

"What?" I came back to my senses and saw Wei Erwuyi dragging a person with each hand. The person being dragged was the black shadow. I yelled in praise, "Good job!"

Two or five people asked inexplicably: "Master, why didn't you come over after the plan started?"

Uh, I was stunned for a long time, so I cleared my throat and said: "Really, we are waiting for the backup! This is not your success, hehe. We don't need to look at it"

After speaking, I watched Wei San and Weisan and Weiyi, who had been died by Wei Si Z and me, and dared to rely on these two goods.A flying needle by mistake, a blowing fart with a mountain cannon

The young master successfully anesthetized and corroded, Wei Wu rewarded me with admiration as I looked at the motionless black shadow.Never mind, I scratched my head, someone dragged it away