The Concubine of Transmigration is a bit of a rogue

In the early morning of Yi Ri, I was going to go hunting in the back mountain.As for what tool do I use?Dangdangdang, four big buckets, three handfuls of popcorn, and one carrot. Don’t mind that this carrot is for me to eat. There are a lot of pigeons on the mountain. According to the old man next door, he can kill seven or eight pigeons a day.Seven or eight, the number is not small. Selling a pigeon to a restaurant costs half a tael, but the pigeon soup in a restaurant costs at least 20 taels of silver a pot. I am speechless. I sell it, which is worse than that sold in a restaurant. it's not a star

Sublimated version of corn, popcorn.

I still remember frying popcorn on the iron stove last night.When bumping.The neighbors around were frightened and thought they were being attacked by gangsters.They took hoes and shovels one after another.Come to Sun's kitchen!

And Grandpa Sun was so frightened that he took the curry powder I brought from modern times and almost threw it as a drug.I have feelings for this curry powder, the only object of modern times, although it is a bit big, who knows what the black hole has sucked away from my room.

I only found three things in my room near the hanging tree on the first day. At that time, I only had one thought. It turns out that I still have time-traveling partners, but they are not human.

Curry powder, Thomas the Train track toy model.There is also a book about the invention of the little fox that I bought on a whim when I was bored.It is full of treasures.

I sprinkled popcorn in four wooden buckets, and whenever the pigeons touched the bottom trap while eating the popcorn, the top lid would stay on tightly.

Hehe, pigeon meat, thinking of the smell of meat, I climbed up a tree glowing brightly, and waited for all the movements under the tree,

After a stick of incense, boom boom.Ah, what's the movement? The tree I'm holding is vibrating, as if it's about to rise from the ground. It can't be an earthquake. With a flash of this thought, I jumped off the big tree with the power of my life instinct.I found an almost empty place, got down on my head and looked around,

He bent down and listened, as if something was coming.It can't be a monster, can it?I somehow thought of the monster, the monster is here, then,,, isn't its little partner Ultraman also come here.

The sound became louder and louder, until I raised my head to check, Oumaikar, a large herd of horses, came galloping in a hurry, and still galloped towards the place where I lay down.

"Uh, I'll go" I didn't care about face, I rolled like an egg on the ground, escaped from a dangerous place, and finally stopped by bumping my waist against a tree with a bang, now I finally practiced it, why do modern people I like the truth that makes people roll at every turn!

With a crying face, I came up with two truths, and one ultimate truth, the grass mud horse of modern people really has the foresight, that is, a horse is about to step on you lying in the grass (mud)

I stood up on my waist and stared at the white horse that was still trampling on the spot where I was lying. On it sat a middle-aged uncle hugging the horse's neck. He looked like a rich man in his clothes!

That uncle was crying to death on horseback!The white horse seemed to become even more irritable when it heard the cry. It jumped up with a pair of front feet, and the uncle on its back fell down with a loud bang.This uncle can't ride a horse, I have come to a conclusion!

And the uncle fell to the ground as if he was not injured, and quickly climbed aside to hug his head like an ostrich.

I reminded the uncle ostrich on the ground with black lines all over his face: "Uncle, run, don't think that everything will be fine if you hide your head. Hey, be normal! Don't be like a fool, waiting to die is your current ostrich spirit."

The uncle glanced at me when he heard the sound, moved his body calmly, wanted to stand up and run away, but the white horse beside him quit, and then wherever the uncle moved, the white horse was blocked there.Looking at this scene, I finally understand, it's not that the uncle is stupid, it's that the horse is too smart to imprison him!

The uncle was still moving around, and then he looked at me like asking for help, and I trembled when I received his eyes, the eyes are too lewd, although he is still good-looking!

But how can I save him?I touched my head and had an epiphany, yes, I still have carrots!Hehe, I didn't expect that the radish can save people by the way!I tied the carrot with the rope used in the trap. I don't know if the carrot is useful, forget it, a dead horse is a fire horse doctor.

I walked up to the white horse and shook the big red carrot!

"Come on, come on!" I shook the carrot, slowly leading it away from the uncle, and smiled slyly at the white horse.

The white horse is clearly attracted by the carrot.I turned around and moved a few steps, and I was so happy, the method works!Very good!

But just when I thought it would give up bullying Uncle and turn to taste carrots, the white horse turned back very intelligently, jumped up its front hooves again, and was about to step on Uncle’s head, I hurriedly grabbed the horse’s tail , the horseshoe loses its target.

Taking advantage of the gap, the uncle rolled to one side neatly, stood up and left a sentence that I thought was perfunctory before running away: "Young man, hold on to me and call someone to rescue you!"

No matter whether you save yourself or not, you will lose your arms and legs—healthy.I pulled the rope and got on the horse in a hurry!

Suddenly the horse ran out with a cry, and then I felt dizzy, my throat was sore and I wanted to vomit, but I had to sit still and hold the horse rope!

The white horse kept running and running, which made me feel like I was on a roller coaster.But there seems to be something wrong...Riding, riding...horse, by the way, I am riding a horse, and I realized it in an instant, but I can't ride a horse!

Xu Shi found out that he couldn't ride a horse, so I couldn't grasp it anymore, so my brain twitched, and I stupidly hugged the horse's neck and clamped the horse's belly.

Back and forth, the horse didn't know if he drank the kidney treasure, and kept struggling to throw me off.

But I have already tied myself to the horse's head with the horse rope, so I can't fall anyway. After sitting for a long time, I gradually feel accustomed to the dangling movement.

I have to lament that human beings are so adaptable.After that, I simply came to play as a flying car. I was playing vigorously. The white horse suddenly stopped, stood still, and began to walk slowly while grazing. I sat on the horse and watched carefully, for fear that the white horse would play tricks I threw me off when I got off the horse, I jumped off the horse lightly and rolled up the sleeves of the men's clothes.

Walking towards the trap, huh... After a few steps, I felt a burst of heat on my back.Walking and walking, and then turning around again, I jumped up and yelled, peat!Don't follow me, the white horse snorted loudly, as if rejecting my words.

I tried running and walking, walking and running, a lot of time passed, and I was very tired.He stopped and sat on the ground to rest, but there was another burst of heat from the back of his head

finally!I vs White Horse, White Horse Winer.I fell to the ground losing the fight against the white horse and wanted to sleep.

The white horse looked at me sleeping on the ground with a slap, and the white horse was also lying beside me. Only then did I take a good look at the white horse. It was as white as snow, with muscular limbs, especially those sapphire-like eyes that were so piercing. God, impressive

I touched the soft hair on his horse's neck, and named it "Jingwei" on a whim. I got the meaning for it because it is so awe-inspiring, a homonym for awe!It's a good name!

I patted its head and waited for his response.Jingwei suddenly yelled, I was startled, and then felt the moist heat on my cheeks, Jingwei licked my face affectionately, and rubbed it again with his fluffy horse hair.

It seems that you like this name very much!One day in the future, when Jingwei learns that there is a myth that the protagonist of Jingwei reclamation is also called Jingwei, and it is also a girl's name, it makes him want to step on his master's head like grass.

I led Jingwei and limped home, what?You said why didn't I ride home, the buttocks of the brain-dead old lady are still hurting, the speed car is not so easy to ride, and driving without a license will kill people!

All right!I admit that I am scared, and I dare not ride for the time being, okay!I'm in tears