On the correct posture for hatching dragon eggs

Due to the noise from the renovation, Yulin didn't take a good nap for two days in a row, and it was the same today. After yawning, she left the second bedroom and wanted to buy a box of mints from Aunt Wang to refresh her mind.

It was exactly three o'clock, and Aunt Zhou and the others hadn't come yet. Apart from Yulin, there were only a few decoration workers in the yard.

It only takes a few steps to go to the next door, and it takes at most 3 minutes to go back and forth, so it won't prolong the incubation time. Yulin left the big white egg on the bedside, took a ten-yuan note from the change box, and went out.

The big yellow cat, Qiuqiu, was still sleeping on the counter of the canteen and purring loudly. When Yulin entered the door, he suddenly opened his eyes and jumped over, making a gesture of fleeing.After a while, realizing that there was no aura of danger on Yulin's body, he lifted his alert state, gave him a sideways glance, then lay down and continued to sleep.

Yulin was a little puzzled, why the cat was always startled since the day he came to fish but failed to catch it.

Aunt Wang didn't pay attention, she got up from behind the counter and asked, "Xiaolin, what do you need?"

"I'll buy a box of mints."

Aunt Wang gave him a box of candies from the shelf, and said politely as usual: "You don't need to pay any more, just pay ten yuan, and thank you for your help just now."

"Open the door to do business, what can I do if I don't give money." Yulin put the ten yuan bill on the counter, and responded as always, "There is no need to change the change of a few cents, and it is not easy to spend it now."

"No, I pay with my mobile phone now. I don't have any change here. I'll find you a lollipop and give it to your girlfriend." Aunt Wang accepted the banknotes with a smile, and stuffed a lollipop into her pocket. Yulin's hand, and then asked with concern: "Speaking of this, where is your girlfriend, why haven't I seen her for a few days?"

Yulin was stunned for a moment before realizing that Aunt Wang was probably talking about Shen Yanrou, so she explained: "You misunderstood, she is not my girlfriend, but an ordinary friend who can get along well."

Aunt Wang said angrily: "Ordinary friends can also become extraordinary. That girl is beautiful and has a pleasant temper. You have to seize the opportunity. If you pass this village, you may lose this shop."

"This kind of opportunity can't be taken casually, and I'm not in a hurry to find a girlfriend." Yulin smiled and waved his hands, "Stop talking, I'm going back."

Back in the backyard of her house, as soon as she walked to the green plum tree, Yulin saw a person in the second bedroom through the half-open window, standing by the bed with his back to the door, doing something.The man was wearing a set of dark blue overalls with a lot of dust, and had a crew cut. It was the foreman surnamed Chen who was in charge of the decoration these two days.

Yulin was a little puzzled, what was this man doing in his bedroom, wouldn't he call him if he needed something?

Just as he was about to ask, Chen Weixing suddenly jumped up with an "oh", as if bitten by a snake, and threw back the big white egg that he had just grabbed from the head of the bed, cursing: "Damn, what a shame!" It's evil, what a crap, it's still charged!"

Yulin saw it clearly, and suddenly felt angry, walked into the bedroom quickly, and said in a deep voice: "Master Chen, what are you doing?"

Chen Weixing turned around in a hurry, and whispered: "No, nothing, the main guard has finished his work, I wanted you to take a look, but I didn't see you in the yard, so I went to the second bedroom I'm looking for you."

Yulin took two steps forward, picked up the big white egg that fell on the pillow, touched it, and asked after confirming that it was intact, "Then why do you take my things and throw them around?"

Chen Weixing usually has a problem with dirty hands and feet when he goes out to get jobs, but he was bumped into by Yulin today, of course he will not admit it easily, and said stubbornly: "Boss Yu didn't suspect me of stealing things, that would be too wronged I just saw that the goose egg on your bed was a bit strange, so I picked it up and touched it, who knew that I was hit by it, and it hurt me to death."

Yulin thought it deserved it, and said calmly: "Because this is not an ordinary egg, it is a high-precision electronic toy with automatic identification and self-protection functions, and the cost is [-]. Call the police."

5 yuan is going to jail, Chen Weixing was taken aback, he just wanted to get some small things to take advantage of it, and he didn't dare to move valuable items. Begging for mercy: "Boss Yu, I'm really sorry, I'm just a little itchy, I don't really want to steal your things, you must not be as knowledgeable as me!"

"Forget it this time, behave yourself in the future, and don't let me encounter it a second time."

Yulin just wanted to scare him, and didn't really plan to call the police, otherwise he would be in more trouble, unable to give a reasonable explanation for this weird and weird egg, so he could only make the big thing into a small one, and make it into nothing.

"That's for sure, I promise there will never be a next time!" Liu Weixing breathed a sigh of relief, and said with a smile: "Boss Yu, the bathroom has been finished and cleaned up, please check to see if there is anything wrong with it." satisfied."

Yulin went to the master bedroom to take a look, but found nothing wrong, and said, "No, that's it."

"Then we will go back. If we find any problems later, such as loose tiles or deglue, just give me a call, and we will repair and replace them within one year!"

"Okay, got it."

Liu Weixing immediately put on the tool bag and hurried away with Qiangzi and Xiao Liu.

When the three of them got out of the yard, Yulin was still a little uncomfortable, and stretched out his hand to slap the big white egg: "You scoundrel, why are you so uneasy, causing trouble for me every day!"

Ding dong.

【Congratulations!Your love egg feels your deep love and care, and the incubation time is shortened by 3 hours, please continue to work hard! 】

Then came another one.

[Reminder: There are still 48 hours before your love egg hatches, come on! 】

Yulin's anger turned into joy in an instant, 48 hours, that's only two days!The Long March has come to the last juncture, and victory is just around the corner!

Let's hatch quickly, he's had enough of this shocking day, if this happens twice, he will definitely suffer from a nervous breakdown.

The original 30-day incubation period was extended and shortened due to various unforeseen circumstances, and it was barely the same in the end. It was not easy to survive.

In order to avoid any more demon moths, Yulin did not leave the gate of the small restaurant for the next two days, and took the big white egg with him almost every step of the way, keeping the big white egg within his sight at all times, and not letting anyone take advantage of it machine.

Aunt Zhou couldn't help being amazed when she noticed it, her boss never cared much about anything, except for this egg, those who didn't know it might think it could hatch a phoenix.

Two days passed in a flash, and as Yulin wished, everything went smoothly without any mistakes.

On Friday, Yulin received a call from Shen Yanrou, saying that the work at hand had not been completed, and she would not be able to return to Yuncheng for a dinner appointment until Sunday.It's so good, the big white egg will hatch on Saturday, even if Shen Yanrou comes back, he probably won't have the time and energy to entertain Shen Yanrou.

The weather was extremely hot today, and at night, there was a sudden downpour, as if a big hole had leaked in the sky, accompanied by deafening thunder and dazzling lightning from time to time, the rain under the eaves woven into a silvery bead curtain.

The guests were enjoying the rain while eating in the corridor, and their voices were twice as loud as usual. This exclamation was well done, and it was finally cool. The other one said that the formation is so big, it can’t be that there are some big monsters crossing robbery?

As always, the big white egg was quietly emitting a warm shimmer beside his pillow, and the egg hatching APP on the mobile phone showed that it was still 18 hours before hatching.

Very good, I will come out tomorrow, I can finally take revenge, and I can finally pay back all the troubles, troubles and shame I have suffered for a long time.

Qingshi Shenjun, you just take your life!

……

After one night, the heavy rain stopped.

On August 0, 28, the weather was fine and neither hot nor cold.The almanac shows that today is a good day for getting married, setting up a bed, making a stove, moving into a house, and asking for an heir.

The newly built bathroom was also aired, and Yulin moved back to the master bedroom after half an hour of getting up and breathing out, tidying up the room, tidying things up, everything was ready, just waiting for the hatching.

At nine o'clock sharp, the hatching app updated the news, [warm reminder, there are still 8 hours before your love egg hatches, come on! 】

8 hours, that's five o'clock in the afternoon.

Yulin waited for a month and finally waited for this day, thinking that he was going to be free soon, he was extremely excited. Ever since he got up, he had been thinking about how to stew this pot of soup after the big white eggs hatched. It’s better to make a clear soup, or add some heavy ingredients and braise it.

How to do it depends on what is hatched. Flat-haired animals need to be depilated first. Amphibians may be a little simpler. The scales have not grown yet, so they can be thrown directly into the pot...

So why can't we come out until five o'clock in the afternoon, it's really too slow!

Yulin had long since summed up the rules. If he beat the big white egg early in the morning and said "good morning greetings", it would only shorten three hours. Unless he made a big move, he would still have to wait for half a day.

I don't want my child to be caught by a wolf, so I can see the truth sooner if I fight it out!

Yulin was pacing back and forth in the backyard, and couldn't wait any longer, so he held the big white egg in his hand, stroked it like a kitten or a puppy, and stretched his mouth against the numbness to kiss on the eggshell. With a sip, he coaxed softly: "Little darling, come out quickly, I really want to see your appearance earlier, it must be very cute, right?"

With a ding-dong sound, a flower-sprinkled message popped up from the hatching app.

【Congratulations, your love egg has felt your deep love and affectionate call, the hatching time has been shortened by 8 hours, and now it is entering the countdown to hatching! 】

Wow, did it work?Coming out soon? !Yulin was excited and nervous at the same time. He put the big white egg on a cushion on the stone table and stared at it without blinking.

伴随着一阵欢快的背景音乐声，孵蛋APP开始自动报数：【10、9、8、7、6……】

Yulin was so excited that she subconsciously counted together: "...3, 2, 1!"

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