On the correct posture for hatching dragon eggs

Yulin went back to the pond with lingering fear, and saw that the two exquisite and delicate water lilies had turned into scorched flocs, and the two-year-old koi were also floating on the water with their bellies turned upside down, all dead.

Damn, what a disaster!Just now I was wondering if I saw a lucky star, this is clearly a broom star!

The water lilies and koi in this pond are both good varieties. When I bought them at the beginning, I spent a lot of money. Yulin was beating her chest in pain, and suddenly found something floating in the pond. It was white and round, and it was not a dead fish. egg.

Strange, where did the eggs come from? There were no eggs when feeding the fish.

Yulin fished the egg out of the still warm water and held it on the palm of his hand to observe. It was about the size of a goose egg, about half a catty, and the color was white and smooth, as if carved out of jade.With a flick of the fingers, the eggshell clangs, making the sound of gold and stone, and the texture seems to be very hard.

There are no geese in the house, and the gate of the courtyard has been closed just now. Could it be that the swan flew by and dropped an egg?

While thinking about it, the big white egg suddenly emitted a white light like a light bulb, illuminating one courtyard again.

Yulin's heart was agitated, and he felt a very familiar breath coming out of it, and then it seemed as if a ray of skylight shot into his mind, splitting the chaos, and a person's name flashed automatically.

The Lord of Youth!

Wait, who is Qingshi Shenjun?

As soon as he thought about it, countless old memories poured into Yulin's brain like a tidal wave breaking a bank, reminding him of many things in his previous life.

In her previous life, Yulin was a cultivator of immortals. After hundreds of years of hard work, she finally got a glimpse of the way of heaven and ascended to immortality.

The days in the heavens are naturally happy and happy. Every day, you can wander among the beautiful fairy mountains and fine forests, or talk with friends, play the piano and play chess.It's a pity that one day I got to know Qingshi Shenjun, and my life is not so comfortable. Yulin has always been easy-going, but he can't get along with this gentleman, and looks at each other annoyed.

In fact, Qingshi Shenjun has a good skin, and he is almost unmatched in the heaven full of handsome men and beautiful women. However, this gentleman has a bad character, deep scheming, hypocrisy and cunning, and he lives in the neighborhood next to Yulin On a hill.Yulin and him bowed their heads to see each other, and when they saw each other, they would quarrel every three days and fight every five days.

The age is too long, and the waking memories are fragmented and incomplete. Yulin can't remember the specific reasons why he and Qingshi Shenjun have disputes every time. Anyway, he has a good temper and has always been kind to others, so it should not be his fault.I just remember that he has the same magic power as the Qingshi Shenjun, and it is impossible to tell who wins or loses when they fight back and forth.

Unknowingly, 1000 years later, Yulin and Qingshi once had some irreconcilable conflicts.

Later, Yulin was reincarnated into a certain family in Yuncheng, became an ordinary mortal with no magic power, and became a small restaurant owner. Qingshi was slow for more than 20 years, threw an egg, and was in charge. The God of Reincarnation was thrown directly from the heavens...

That's right, it's the flying egg he's holding in his hand now!

Once the fairy body that she had cultivated with great difficulty was destroyed, Yulin gritted her teeth with hatred, and at the same time wanted to look up to the sky and smile, Qingshi Shenjun, you also have today!

He was still a human being when he came down to earth, but he became an egg when he was young.

After Yulin had laughed enough, she raised her hand and was about to throw the big white egg on the ground, smashing it all over the ground, but the big white egg suddenly flickered again, as if she was trying to release a little bit of desire for survival.

At the same time, Yulin's mobile phone in his trouser pocket ding-dong, and an electronic voice came out: "The Egg Hatching APP is activated."

What app?

He didn't hear it very clearly, and thought it was some kind of harassing message, he took out his phone and looked at it, a strange interface appeared on it, with the words "Spirit Egg Hatching APP" on the top, an icon of an egg in the middle, and a Description: 30 days countdown to hatching.

Yulin looked at the big white egg in his hand, and then at the inexplicably extra app on the phone. Could it be that the two are bound together?

As soon as I thought about it, a message popped up on this weird app: [Congratulations on obtaining a spirit egg!In the next 30 days, the spiritual egg will be closely related to you, please hatch it carefully, come on! 】

Yo ho, the times are really different, the heavens are also advancing with the times, and hatching an egg is so high-tech.

He became curious for a moment, what kind of egg did Qingshi put in, and what would hatch out after 30 days?Flat-haired animals like geese, swans, and eagles, or reptiles like turtles, lizards, and pythons?

The more she thought about it, the more curious she became, and she couldn't help it. Yulin slapped her thigh and decided to hatch. Anyway, it's only a month. After it hatches, take a look at it and stew it!

After all, this big white egg is currently ignorant, smashing it is like dropping an ordinary duck egg, and it feels uncomfortable at all.

It will be different after hatching, it will be a living creature, it can not only satisfy one's curiosity, but also relieve his hatred after being stewed into soup, and at the same time pay homage to the spirit of the water lily and koi that just died in vain!

Yulin showed a cruel smile at Dabaidan, and then discovered a new problem.

How is this egg hatched?

Yulin imagined that she was squatting on the bed like an old hen every day, with a big white egg stuffed under her buttocks, and she suddenly became ecstatic, so she might as well just drop it now.

As if sensing his mental activity, the APP ding-dong, and a new message popped up.

[Reminder: Your love egg is not a special product, you don’t need to hatch it in a nest like an ordinary bird, just take it with you every day, so that it can feel your breath and love at close range~]

Followed by an anthropomorphic stick figure emoticon, an egg with blush on its face, smiling cutely.

Yulin: "..."

Yo what, what a cute thing!

What is "your love egg"? It's obviously a villain, a villain, and an enemy, okay?

I don't know who designed this broken APP, and I can't even speak.

But you don’t need to lie down to hatch, it’s barely acceptable to take it with you, so let’s hatch.

After making up her mind, Yulin looked at the messy pond, got a hoe and dug a hole under a sweet-scented osmanthus tree in the corner of the yard, fished out the dead branches and leaves of the water lily and buried the dead fish, and let them continue to grow. Use the remaining heat, and then return to the backyard with a big white egg.

Sweating all over after busy work, Yulin put the big white egg and mobile phone on the table and went to the bathroom to take a shower.

After washing, Yulin took his mobile phone and went to bed, suddenly remembered something, and immediately searched the local news information of Yuncheng on the Internet.

Just now such a big bolide flashed across the sky and fell into the yard of my house. Many people must have seen it. What if people from some news agency or government research institution came to the house to investigate and find the meteorite?It's not easy for him to give the big white egg to others.

If it was really a meteorite, he would have handed it in without saying a word, but in fact it was not.This flying egg is the reincarnation of that hypocrite in Qingshi, and he still wants to keep it for revenge.

However, after searching back and forth for a long time, I didn't see a single piece of news about Bolide, and no one mentioned it on Moments or Weibo, as if it never happened at all.It seems that the birth of the big white egg last night was due to chance, and no one else could see it except him, nor could it be detected by modern scientific instruments.

Yulin immediately felt relieved, when the phone rang, and a string of speech bubbles appeared on the interface.

[Warning: Your love egg is currently in a very hard place, and it is far away from you for more than half an hour, which is not conducive to the development of the embryo, and the incubation time will be extended by 3 hours. Please transfer it to a soft and comfortable place around you as soon as possible. 】

In the emoji this time, there are two tears hanging on Dabaidan's face, which looks like crying.

A row of black lines fell on Yulin's head, isn't it, what kind of strange egg is this, can the hatching time be extended?

The table is less than three meters away from him, which is also called far, how delicate!

He got out of bed, picked up the big white egg from the table in disgust, looked around, but couldn't find anything that met the requirements of the APP, and finally threw it beside his pillow.

It should be close enough, soft and comfortable enough!

If it doesn't work, then forget it, I can't stuff this broken egg into my quilt, it feels too weird.And he didn't sleep well, if he broke the egg in the middle of the night, he would have to bother to wash the sheets.

There was another ding dong, and the warning on the phone interface disappeared, and it became a new message sprinkled with little red flowers.

[Congratulations, your love egg likes the current environment very much, the incubation time has been shortened by 3 hours, please continue to work hard! [Eggy Happy.jpg]]

That's more or less.

Yulin lay down relaxed, and watched the short videos as usual.But the big white egg was beside him, and when he was brushing, he began to lose his mind, thinking back to the thousand years in the heaven, sometimes smiling, sometimes gnashing his teeth, and sometimes full of unwillingness.

My good immortal body failed to achieve Dzogchen, and I died young before I enjoyed enough immortal blessings, all thanks to that hypocrite in Qingshi!

Yulin got angry after thinking about it, so he took the big white egg in his left hand, stretched out his right hand and slapped it a few times as if to vent his anger, thinking that it was Qingshi Shenjun's little white face that brought disaster to the country and the people.

The shell of the big white egg was hard, and it wouldn't budge after a few slaps, but the phone responded.

[Congratulations, your close contact with the love egg will help the growth and development of the embryo, and the incubation time will be shortened by 3 hours, please continue to work hard! [Eggy Happy.jpg]]

puff!

Yulin was instantly amused. Could it be that Qingshi Shenjun is a hidden jitter?Hitting is kissing and scolding is love, and slapping him is actually called intimate contact, which is a bit interesting.

The author has something to say: Qingshi Shenjun: Qingqing, use your strength~