On the correct posture for hatching dragon eggs

Although aggrieved, Yulin slept soundly that night and had no dreams.

When he woke up the next morning, he went to the yard to breathe out as usual, and just as he was posing on the stone bench, the door of the second bedroom was pushed open with a "squeak" sound, and Qingshi walked out in good spirits.

Yulin suddenly felt that his low-level cultivation movements were a bit stupid, so he quickly jumped off the stone bench.

Qing Shi saw his actions and said, "It's too slow to practice like this, and it's difficult to advance even after hundreds of years."

Yulin was angry: "I'm a mortal now, no better than Your Excellency, a dragon god who was born with mana, what else can I do!"

"I have a quick fix."

Yulin immediately pricked up his ears: "What way?"

"Crossing qi is the same as artificial respiration." Qing Shi said seriously, "I will put the real qi into your mouth, and after you accept it, it will circulate in your body for a week and then flow into the dantian. It only takes the effort of a cup of tea." It is worth a year of breathing and practicing qi yourself."

Yulin was stunned for a while, imagining the scene of artificial respiration, and couldn't help scolding: "Absurd! I've never heard of such a method. Who are you!"

There is no one who practices mouth-to-mouth breathing, this guy is clearly entertaining him, making fun of him, it is really shameless.

Qingshi laughed lightly: "What did I lie to you for? It's obviously a double-cultivation method that benefits both sides, and it's not some crooked way. I don't know how many people in the heavens have practiced it. Haven't real people heard of it?"

Yulin blushed, "So what if I've heard of it, that, that's something that can only be done between Taoist couples, how can you just find someone to practice!"

Qingshi wrote lightly: "It's not easy to become a Taoist couple, now you and I can form a bond."

Fuck you, do you have any sense of morality and the bottom line of being a human being?Yulin felt that this person was simply unreasonable, and was about to refute a few more words, when the phone rang suddenly, and took it out to see that it was a message from Police Officer Yang, and immediately didn't bother to talk nonsense with Qingshi, and turned to go out.

Qing Shi stretched out his hand to stop him: "Where are you going?"

Yulin said with a stern face: "The case of the human-faced eagle is about to be closed, and Officer Yang asked me to go over and go through the procedure."

Qing Shi said solemnly: "Then I have to go too, I am also one of the parties in this case."

This Yulin couldn't deny it, so he had to say: "You can go, but you can't talk nonsense when you go, because you are a cub."

"Of course, it's not good for me to be exposed."

So the two of them went out together.

When Aunt Wang from the canteen next door saw Qingshi following Yulin, her eyes lit up: "Oh, who is this young man? I've never seen him before. He looks so handsome!"

Qing Shi nodded to her gracefully: "Hello, my surname is Long, and I am Yulin's good friend. I just arrived in Yuncheng yesterday."

The big yellow cat squatted on the counter, looked at him warily, and jumped into Aunt Wang's arms in a moment of surprise.

Aunt Wang touched the cat's head and said with a smile: "Hello, hello, welcome to our Yuncheng as a guest! Has Mr. Long married yet?"

Qingshi glanced at Yulin vaguely, and said, "No, I'm too busy with work to care about my personal problems."

Aunt Wang disagreed: "No matter how busy you are, you can't ignore your lifelong affairs. People say that you want to start a family and start a career. It just so happens that I have a distant niece who just graduated from graduate school. She is both beautiful and capable..."

As soon as Yulin heard something wrong, Aunt Wang was going to make a bridge for Qingshi, and it would be endless if it went on like this, she immediately cut it off: "Aunt Wang, I'm sorry, we still have business to do, let's talk later when we have time. "

Aunt Wang had no choice but to say: "That's fine, you guys go to work first."

Yulin went to pick up the car in the alley, and Qingshi asked with great interest, "Don't you want Aunt Wang to introduce someone to me?"

"It's none of my business whether you talk about your partner or not. If you want to get to know that female graduate student, you can continue talking with Aunt Wang. I'll go to the police station alone." Yulin pressed the unlock button expressionlessly.

Where did Aunt Wang's distant niece come from? Why didn't she introduce her to him before? How is his personal condition worse than that of Qingshi!

Qing Shi shrugged: "Forget it, the task is more important."

Then Yulin got into the car and took Qingshi to the police station.

Qingshi sat in the passenger seat, looked around, and sighed: "You say that there are benefits in the world, and sometimes it makes sense. These four-wheeled iron guys run pretty fast. It doesn't take a lot of energy to run. Qi, it’s just too old, and it’s not very comfortable to sit on.”

Yulin snorted coldly: "It's good to have a car, but it's still too old. Get me a new one."

Qing Shi didn't take it seriously: "What's so difficult about it, I'll get you a good one someday."

Yulin curled her lips: "Speaking lightly, if you want to steal or rob, then stay away from me, don't say I know you."

A passable car costs 30 to [-] yuan. This guy has just transformed into a human being. He is penniless and can't even afford food. How can he get the money to buy a car.

Qing Shi was dissatisfied and said: "Is this gentleman the kind of young man?"

Yulin slandered, how much better do you think you are than Xiao Xiaozhi.

While speaking, the alarm beeped, and Yulin said, "Fasten your seat belt."

Uncle Qingshi also sat still: "How to tie it, I don't know how to do it."

"The seat belt is on the upper right corner of your seat, you pull it over and buckle it into the slot on the left."

"Where, I didn't see it."

The veins on Yulin's forehead twitched: "Aren't you very smart? Why don't you even know seat belts? It's not like you haven't ridden a car before."

Qing Shi didn't feel ashamed at all: "Thank you for the compliment, but I've never ridden in a humanoid car before, and I've never worn a seat belt. It's normal if I don't know."

Yulin had no choice but to pull over and stop the car, Xing unbuckled his seat belt, then leaned over and pulled up the seat belt next to Qingshi's seat to help him buckle it up: "See clearly, that's it."

The two were so close at this time that Yulin could feel Qingshi's warm breath, and the cool and pleasant smell in his arms, as if surrounded by a group of clouds that lingered on the fairy mountain in the heavens all the year round. in.

At this moment, Qing Shi also lowered her head slightly, as if she was watching Yu Lin's movements, but intentionally or unintentionally, she sniffed lightly in his hair.

Yulin's ears felt hot, and she immediately stepped back, looking at him vigilantly: "What are you doing?"

Qingshi rubbed his nose and said nonchalantly, "Nothing, I just got used to staying on top of your head before, and now I kind of miss it."

Yulin sneered and said, "Then you can turn back into a little dragon cub, I can consider putting you on my head again."

Qingshi shook his head: "Not good, the dragon form is not as convenient as the human form, and you can't do many things."

What more bad things do you want to do!Yulin was speechless, stopped talking nonsense with him, and drove out of Yingchun Lane.

When they arrived at the police station half an hour later, Han Wenlang and Shen Yanrou happened to be going through the formalities of closing the case.

When Shen Yanrou saw Yulin coming in, she immediately stood up. Just as she was about to thank him, she found a man with tall legs and long legs and an extraordinary appearance behind him. She was shocked and fixed on the spot.

Is it Qingshi Shenjun?Why did he suddenly show up? !

Before, Shen Yanrou planned to get close to Yulin, hoping to seek revenge from Qingshi Shenjun through him, but after a long time, there was no progress. Later, when she met Han Wenlang, this idea gradually faded a lot.I never expected to see this person at the police station today, and I didn't know how to react for a while, so I just stood there stiffly.

Qing Shi also saw Shen Yanrou, and just glanced at her lightly, and then took a step forward, getting closer to Yu Lin, with a vague sense of declaring her sovereignty.

Shen Yanrou was in a very complicated mood, and she couldn't figure out some things. She was eager to ask Yulin for confirmation, but the occasion was not suitable.

Han Wenlang didn't notice the change in Shen Yanrou's expression, so he stood up and said, "Yu Lin, how is your shoulder injury? I wanted to visit you yesterday, but I was held up by the case and the school, so I couldn't get away." body."

Yulin waved his arms exaggeratedly, and posed like a bodybuilder: "It's okay, my physique is very good, and I'll be fully recovered after a night of sleep."

"That's good."

Shen Yanrou managed to regain her composure, and then said: "Yu Lin, this time I'm really thankful for having you, otherwise I really don't know what to do. I also found Wen Lang's jade pendant, and I'm worried that I will be stared at by something in the future." I just kept it at home and didn’t take it out.”

Yulin nodded: "This is the best, just be on the safe side."

"Comrade Yulin, you're here." Officer Yang came over with a document and said hello, and then he couldn't help but look at Qing Shi who was following him step by step. Difficult, "Who is this next to you?"

Yulin said: "He is my... a friend, come with me to settle the case, you don't need to worry about him."

Qing Shi smiled politely at Officer Yang, who nodded, looked away from him, and said solemnly to Yu Lin: "Yesterday we found a piece of unburnt wreckage in the mountain, and it was a huge eagle after testing. , but there is no evidence that it has a human face. The night before yesterday must have been too dark for you and Han Wenlang to see it wrong. Now that the case is closed, this is the end of the 'human-faced eagle'. Mention it to anyone again, otherwise it will cause trouble to other citizens and bring instability to Yuncheng, understand?"

Yulin guessed that this would be the result, and responded politely: "Understood."

Officer Yang calmed down, and said kindly: "However, we appreciate your courageous act of saving lives this time. In view of your outstanding contribution in this case, the bureau decided to award you an award for being a righteous citizen and being a good citizen. And a cash reward of 5000 yuan. I hope you can maintain this positive attitude in the future and continue to make your own contributions to creating a harmonious and safe social environment for Yuncheng!"

Yulin was elated when he heard it, and the little grievance just now disappeared in an instant, and he shook the hand extended by Officer Yang, "Thank you, I will!"

Although 5000 yuan is not a lot of money, it is earned by yourself and at the risk of not being small. It is more fulfilling than earning [-] yuan in a small restaurant.

Qing Shi looked at the hands held together by the two, and narrowed his eyes slightly. Seeing that Officer Yang was quite upright, he endured it.

After shaking hands, Officer Yang said again: "By the way, what about your green iguana? Our chief heard that it led you to the Eagle's Nest in the mountain. We are very interested in it and want to see what it is. kind of."

Yulin felt a little sad when he heard it: "I'm sorry, I fell asleep after I got home yesterday, and it disappeared when I woke up. I couldn't find it no matter how hard I looked."

The content of this sentence is false, but Yulin's loss is real. Police officer Yang didn't doubt it, but comforted him a few words.

Qingshi lowered his head slightly, and whispered in his ear: "I'm right here, I don't need you to look for it."

"..." Yulin was a little depressed at first, but he lost all emotions after a word, so he could only stare at him.

Next, the police station organized a special commendation ceremony, awarding Yulin with certificates and bonuses for his courageous deeds.

From nowhere came a greasy-faced man who claimed to be a reporter for the "Yuncheng Know-it-all" column, and took a picture of Yulin with a camera.Yulin was very uncomfortable with this kind of occasion and felt uncomfortable all over.

Then the reporter took out a microphone and blatantly wanted to do an exclusive interview with Yulin.Yulin couldn't refuse, so he could only say a few words dryly.

Qing Shi originally stood on the sidelines and watched the play with a slight smile, but later saw that the reporter felt that Yulin's story was too simple, and wanted to pat him on the shoulder as if he was a good brother, trying to get more information. The two stepped forward and separated, and said calmly: "Sorry, we still have something to do, so we can only stop here."

"Who are you, don't get in the way here, my interview is not over yet!"

The reporter stretched out his hand to push Qingshi away, but Qingshi was motionless like a mountain, and he was almost bounced off and fell.After he stood still angrily, Qingshi and Yulin were gone.

After leaving the police station, Qing Shi jokingly said, "When the news comes out, you will become a celebrity in Yuncheng."

Yulin was annoyed: "Do you want to be famous? Then I'll go back and tell that reporter that you were transformed from that green iguana. I'll keep you popular all over the country within a day."

Qing Shi took advantage of the situation and said: "Okay, it's not bad to be a celebrity in the world, so go ahead and talk about it."

Yulin choked for a moment, what the hell!

No one believed the Human Face Eagle. If he said that the little lizard turned into a living person, he might be deprived of rewards by the police station for spreading rumors, and in turn fined and detained him for a few days, then he would be at a disadvantage.

Shen Yanrou and Han Wenlang were still waiting for Yulin outside the police station, and went to meet him when he came out.

Han Wenlang said solemnly: "Yulin, I really thank you for having you yesterday. Yanrou and I want to treat you to dinner together and express our thanks."

Yulin deliberately said: "Okay, where to eat, do you have food from Xiantai's private kitchen?"

Shen Yanrou couldn't help but laugh: "We would like to, but we didn't make a reservation in advance, so we can't eat even if we want to."

Yulin also laughed and said, "That's nothing to do. As the boss, I can't open the back door temporarily. It's up to you two to decide where to eat."

Han Wenlang suggested: "I heard that there is a new seafood restaurant in the street, I hope you, the chef, will not dislike it."

"Don't dislike it, I like seafood."

Han Wenlang then looked at Qing Shi who had been silent beside Yulin: "Then your friend..."

"My surname is Long." Qingshi replied very naturally, "I also like seafood."

Since Qingshi said so, of course Han Wenlang couldn't exclude him, so he said, "Okay, let's go together."

Yulin: "..."

This guy is really as greedy as ever, and others didn't take the initiative to invite him, so he had to follow him to take advantage of others.

Yulin really didn't want to let Qingshi go, lest seeing this face would spoil his appetite, but this meal was Han Wenlang's treat, and he couldn't push people away, so he had to let the guests do what he wanted.

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Upon waking up, Lin Yuan turned into the giant panda named Lin Gungun of Lin Zhen's family.

He thought that he had reached the pinnacle of Xiongsheng since then, and he only had to be cute, roll around, eat and sleep every day, and even the owner of the poop would pamper and say it was delicious, but he was completely wrong.

In this different world, pandas are not rare national treasures. They are treated similarly to ordinary cats, cats and dogs. Lin Gungun not only has no advantage at all, but is always disliked by his owner for eating too much and growing too fat, not as smart as other pets cute.

Lin Gungun was so depressed that he lost two ounces of flesh in a month. He couldn't live through this day, he might as well become a human!In order to win favor, he went all out!

Lin Zhen: I found that Xiaojia's dog can drill through hoops.

Lin Gungun performed a big headstand.

Lin Zhen: My competitor's parrot can sing "Little Star".

Lin Gungun danced a tango while twisting the waist of the bucket.

Lin Zhen: The rabbit at my first love's house is very caring, covering his master's hands and feet every night.

Lin Gungun was in a hurry, and turned into a slender and beautiful boy in a blink of an eye, lying on his master's lap to invite pets: Oh, I know 36 fancy ways to warm the bed!

The well-dressed master raised a big tail behind him, and touched the hairy ears on the young man's head that hadn't faded: "Really, let's do a show."

On the second day, there was a young man of unknown background on the film set starring Lin Yingdi. He had clean eyes and was quite talented. However, his acting was a trick with only a few lines, which didn't attract too many people's attention.

A few days later, the suspected ambiguous photo of Lin Yingdi and a certain traffic Xiaohua outside the studio was topped on the hot search list, and it was rumored on the Internet that the two fake scenes were real, and their love was born because of the drama.

When the whole network was in full swing, Xiaohua posted a clarification: Mr. Lin and I are just playing against each other, please don’t make too much noise [shy.jpg]

Soon Actor Lin also posted: Don't cue, otherwise the little daughter-in-law will not be allowed to enter the door tonight.

The whole network was in uproar.