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Yulin was so angry that her face turned red. Is there such a vitriolic and unreasonable person among the gods? Today is an eye-opener!

I have no grievances with this god in the past, and I have no vendettas in recent days. Why does he slander and arrange himself like this? !He may have been a little negligent in the matter of Yanxia, ​​but he shouldn't be so slandered by him!

Yulin was furious, and was about to roll up his sleeves to argue with Qingshi Shenjun, when a group of heavenly soldiers rushed over and surrounded the three of them.

Seeing that the general situation is over and there is no way to escape, Yanxia has no choice but to capture Huarong dismally.

All the heavenly soldiers didn't recognize Yulin, a low-level immortal who had just ascended not long ago, so they all saluted and thanked Qingshi Shenjun, who accepted it calmly.

Yulin was sweating at the time, thinking that Qingshi Shenjun would report him to Tianbing for "harboring fugitives", and that he was unknown, and might get into trouble because of it.Unexpectedly, the gentleman didn't say anything else, and the Tianbing escorted Yanxia back to return to his command, and he was relieved.

When the Heavenly Soldiers left, Qingshi Wujun taught him in a superior tone: "This is not an example. The complexity of the heavenly world is like that of the human world. Let's be more careful in the future, otherwise I don't know how I will die someday."

These words were as harsh as before, and Yulin immediately became angry again, but he was wronged first, and the other party seemed to be of high status, so he could only suppress his unhappiness, cupped his hands and said, "Thank you, I have been taught." .”

After finishing speaking, he picked up the basket beside him and turned around to leave.

Qingshi Shenjun glanced at the watery fairy peaches in the basket, stretched his wide sleeves again, and said, "Wait a minute, where does the real man want to go?"

Yulin said with a stern face: "Go to Wangxi Mountain to visit the new neighbors, does the god also care about this?"

Qingshi Shenjun raised his thin lips slightly, revealing a slight smile. He was unspeakably handsome, but Yulin got goosebumps when he saw it. He didn't know whether he was mocking or despising his ignorance: "Coincidentally , I am the Lord of Wangxi Mountain, and I will ask Daoist Yulin for advice in the future."

"..."

What a coincidence, what a coincidence!Yulin wiped his face and said stiffly: "I don't dare to do it, but I'm glad to meet you. Goodbye."

After saying that, he turned around again, raised his feet and returned to his Yunmiao Peak.

Qingshi Shenjun was still talking sarcasticly behind his back: "Didn't the real person want to visit me, why did he just leave? Why don't you sit in the humble house for a while, drink tea and talk?"

Yulin waved his hands without looking back: "Sorry, I have three urgencies, I'll talk about it another day!"

What a ghost, it's not speculative, even if he can't finish eating this basket of peaches and throw it under the tree to fertilize, he won't give it to this scheming guy who doesn't know the so-called!

When he was about to enter the mountain gate of his home, Yulin secretly glanced back. The unparalleled Mo Qing figure seemed to be still standing there, looking at him from a distance, as if monitoring his every move to see if he violated the rules.

Yulin couldn't help but shuddered in his heart, and rushed into the mountain gate like burning his butt.

This is how Yulin and Qingshi met for the first time, and it was really not pleasant.

Two days later, the truth about Yanxia came to light. While the Queen Mother was out for a banquet, she sneaked into the Queen Mother's Lingzhi Garden and stole the thousand-year-old purple lucidum. It is said that she wanted to give it to a mortal, but she had just lifted the purple lucidum from the ground with a fairy method. When he came out, he was noticed by the land owner in charge of the garden.Yanxia took Zizhi and fled in a panic, but accidentally lost a jade pendant with her.

The queen mother was furious when she heard about it, and immediately ordered someone to arrest Yanxia.Yanxia ran into Yulin on the way to escape, and wanted to use him as a cover, but unexpectedly was intercepted by Qingshi Shenjun who suddenly appeared and failed to escape.

The picket Lingguan severely punished Yanxia for the case, and expelled her from the heaven after [-] years of responsibility, and demoted her to the mortal world.

And Yulin didn't escape this catastrophe, and was reprimanded by the heavenly court, and was fined and imprisoned for three months, thinking about her mistakes behind closed doors.Qingshi Shenjun was commended for his meritorious service in intercepting the fugitive.

Hehe, without asking, you will know that the Qingshi Shenjun still confessed him, and he is not sure how to add fuel and make arrangements for himself in front of the Queen Mother and the picket spirit officer.

Only after this incident did Yulin realize that the punishment in the heavens is only worse than that in the human world. On the one hand, he feels annoyed that Yanxia deceived and used him, and on the other hand, he can't bear her too miserable end.However, as a little fairy with low qualifications and low status, he has no right to comment on this, and he can only keep his thoughts in his stomach.

So Yulin became the first immortal who made a mistake and was punished not long after his ascension. It was a small gain of fame. Fortunately, he was only allowed to go out for three months, not in prison, and would not hurt his muscles or bones.

The two boys serving Yulin, one named Liuyue and the other named Feixing, were taken aback when they heard what had happened, and hurriedly introduced the identity of Qingshi Shenjun to Yulin.

Liu Yue stamped his feet and said: "The Taoism of this god is unfathomable. I don't know if he has stayed in the heavenly court for tens of thousands of years. Even Shifang Tianzun and the Queen Mother of the Jade Emperor are courteous to him. How can a real person have a dispute with him? ?”

Fei Xing lowered his voice: "Yeah, I didn't mean to gossip behind my back. Qingshi Shenjun's eccentric temperament and moodiness are recognized by the heavens. He has no friendship with anyone and has always been a loner. The gods also respect him at a distance. "

Yulin regretted it a lot, and he didn't want to. He didn't know this great god at all before, and he met him two days ago. How could he know that he has such a background and such a strange temper.Had he known this, he shouldn't have gone out that day at all, so nothing would have happened.

Liuyue was puzzled again: "It's strange, Qingshi Shenjun originally lived in Kunlun Shenfeng, which is very aura in the north of the heaven, but I don't know why he moved to Wangxi Mountain. That place is just like our Yunmiao Peak. A corner where no one wants to lay eggs, usually only immortals with low status or low qualifications will be dispatched to this kind of place..."

"Cough, cough cough!" Seeing Yulin's serious face, Feixing immediately cleared his throat to stop Liuyue from continuing to babble, "What's the matter, Qingshi Shenjun is probably tired of living in Kunlun Shenfeng, so I'll try another place. It’s fresh, anyway, he has a high status, he can go wherever he wants, no one will care about him. Besides, our Yunmiao Peak is not bad, although the aura is a little less, the advantage is that the scenery is beautiful, quiet and undisturbed, and it is also great for cultivation. Useful."

Liu Yue quickly agreed: "That's it!"

Yulin laughed. In fact, he didn't care much about which mountain he was sent to. Being able to become a fairy is already a great blessing and good luck. One ascended to heaven.

And he also thinks that Yunmiao Peak is not bad, with beautiful mountains and rivers and beautiful peach groves, flowers to enjoy and fruits to eat, he is quite satisfied.

Feixing saw that Yulin was not angry, so he continued to say sincerely: "But you are a newcomer, Daoist, you should be more cautious, and it is better not to provoke that one in the future."

Liu Yue also said: "That's right, Daoist, you have a very good temper. In terms of scheming and wrist, you are definitely not his opponent. You should try to stay as far away as possible."

What the two boys said was very reasonable, and Yulin deeply believed it.

After the three-month thinking expires, whenever he goes out, he will deliberately walk around Wangxi Mountain.However, the distance between the two fairy mountains is only hundreds of miles, and they can be reached by driving a cloud of tea, and there is no way to completely bypass them, so the two always look down and see each other.

Qingshi seems to have a particularly dislike for Yulin, and every time they meet, she will say some yin and yang strange things that people can't figure out, which makes Yulin half dead.Taking a lesson from the past, Yulin endured and endured at first, and gave in and gave in, but the other party did not let him go, but intensified.

Clay figurines are also very hot-tempered. After a long time, Yulin couldn't bear it anymore, so he went out and confronted Qingshi Shenjun.

Perhaps it was because Qingshi Shenjun didn't bother to play tricks with his juniors, or maybe it was because of the high reputation of the Shangxian that it was hard to live up to it. Yulin was not always at a disadvantage when fighting with him. , no one can do anything to anyone.

In the heavens, fighting between gods is allowed, as long as it doesn't affect others, and the trouble becomes unmanageable, generally no one cares about it, so Yulin and Qingshi fought endlessly until the last battle a thousand years later war...

"Wow, woof woof—"

A nearby dog ​​suddenly barked, waking Yulin awake.

As soon as she opened her eyes, she saw a big naked white egg lying on the side of the pillow. Yulin was confused for two seconds before remembering what was going on. Right in front of him, he suddenly became angry again, picked up the big white egg and slapped it twice.

The mobile phone that was turned off before going to bed last night turned on automatically, and there was a ding-dong sound.

【Good morning!Your good morning greetings have awakened the love egg, and the hatching time has been shortened by 3 hours, please continue to work hard! [Eggy Happy.jpg]]

Very good, it relieves qi and is effective, and Yulin feels much refreshed immediately.Seeing that the time was not yet eight o'clock, but I couldn't fall asleep even if I continued to lie down, so I didn't stay in bed like before, and just got up straight away.

After washing up, he followed his usual habit, wearing shorts and a T-shirt, and went to the yard to practice Tai Chi.

Yulin is a slow person who likes to be quiet but not to move. Although she pays attention to physical health, she doesn't like to go to crowded gyms to exercise or go to the stadium to find someone to play ball. The most fitness activities are gardening flowers and doing Tai Chi.

This set of 48-style Taijiquan was learned from a group of old men when he went for a walk in the park two years ago. He played it decently and with charm, and was unanimously praised by the old men.However, one day, Tian Yulin found out that a girl was secretly taking pictures of herself with her mobile phone and wanted to upload them to the Internet. She felt weird. At that time, she asked the girl to delete the video.

Hitting Yulin's heart, the memory awakened last night. He remembered that he was a cultivator in his previous life, and he still remembered some of the methods of practicing breathing. !

Thinking of this, I suddenly felt that life was full of rush, and immediately sat cross-legged on the stone bench under the green plum tree, closed my eyes, slowed my breathing, and breathed deeply for several rounds.Then capture the aura in the air and slowly introduce it into the dantian.

However, the world's population is expanding, science and technology are highly developed, and the natural ecology is seriously damaged, and the aura is much thinner than it was a thousand years ago. Yulin spent a long time working hard, sweating profusely, but the aura absorbed is very small.

According to the current speed of cultivation, it will take at least ten times longer to ascend from Qi training, foundation building, Jindan, Yuanying to transforming gods to immortals like in the previous life.However, with the current lifespan of human beings, most of them will die before the Qi training is completed, so the hope of becoming an immortal is very slim, which is equivalent to mission impossible.

Yulin cursed every day, and blamed Qingshi Shenjun for being a villain!

The author has something to say: Qingshi Shenjun: Qingqing, it’s really touching that you remember me so much~

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