You are the sparrow!

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The male sparrow who was killed by God yesterday confessed, and then he was ridiculed by the bastard. I said that I am very upset today.

It is said that when you are in a bad mood, there are two relatively common and effective solutions: one is to spend money on the street and spend money on shopping, the wallet is empty and the hands are full of things, and the mood is better; the other is to get a bunch of food and eat and drink like food For strength, the mood will be fine after eating.

As a sparrow, I naturally couldn't go shopping, so I decided to adopt the second method, search for some delicious food everywhere, and then eat them all, so as to replenish my mood.

So, this morning I wandered into Elder Chongguang's room and saw a few lotus seeds on his table, so I ate them all.That lotus seed is a new variety grown from somewhere. It doesn't even have a lotus heart. It's crisp and delicious and not bitter at all. I am very happy to eat it.

... However, after eating, I found that I was a little cupped.

"Oh, I don't feel well in my stomach." Squatting on the bastard's bed in the room, I looked out the window and sighed, I don't know how many times I complained.

Damn it, damn it, do I have diarrhea if I eat something wrong? !So sad!I don't even have the strength to go out and play!

"Oh..." I continued to sigh.

When I sighed to about No. 60 seven times, that bastard guy came back with his sword in his hand after his training.Walking in, putting the sword on the table, he stretched.Probably because he felt something was wrong with being too quiet today, he turned his head and found that I was extremely depressed, so he asked casually: "What's wrong, Xiao Hui?"

Today, for the first time, I didn't bother with him about the question of "is it Shen Jiang or Xiao Hui?" I just sighed again, and then replied: "My stomach... feels uncomfortable."

"What's the matter? Did you eat something bad?" He asked in surprise, walked over, leaned down to look at me carefully, "I told you several times, don't eat food everywhere, if you accidentally eat something poisonous stuff, that would be bad."

"In the future... just don't eat randomly in the future..." I said weakly.

Alas, not only my stomach is uncomfortable, but my head is also a little dizzy... It's so uncomfortable...

"What did you eat?" He stretched out his hand to smooth my hair, and then rubbed my stomach.I'm suffering right now, and I don't even have the strength to yell "take advantage of me", so I can only say weakly: "A few lotus seeds..."

"Lotus seeds?" He frowned and thought for a while, then asked, "Where are the lotus seeds?"

"In Elder Chongguang's room..."

"Xiao Hui," I don't know if it was my illusion. After hearing my words, the bastard's face sank and became a little ugly, "Did you eat the lotus seeds in Elder Chongguang's room? Where did you put them?" Lotus seeds?"

"It's on the table." My face was full of anger, and I screamed in my heart, "Is that thing poisonous?"

"If you don't follow the method and eat the elixir randomly, it will have the same effect as poison." He frowned and said angrily, "Elder Chongguang lost his temper today, saying that the twelve fairy lotus seeds that the Yuying Sect gave to Qionghua It was all stolen, and we are going to catch the thief." Looking at me, he gradually began to gnash his teeth, with an expression on his face that wanted to make me into a braised sparrow, "I was wondering if it was you who made trouble everywhere again. , The result is really!" He paused, "It's not a big deal to be punished by Elder Chongguang, but if you eat such a mess, if you eat something wrong with yourself, it will be troublesome!"

"I...I..." I was so depressed that I drooped my head after being trained by him, "It's a big deal, I won't eat indiscriminately again next time! If you see something that looks like lotus seeds, stay away immediately!"

"Next time?" He smiled sinisterly, "Don't have a next time, or you will eat bugs for me in the future."

OMG!It's miserable!

"Absolutely not! Absolutely not!" I was so frightened that I quickly expressed my feelings.

"You bastard..." He couldn't laugh or cry when he heard what I said, so he could only sigh helplessly.I just breathed a sigh of relief and thought it was all right, but who knew he suddenly pressed my stomach with his hand, ground his teeth, and smiled ferociously: "Xiao Hui..."

"You spit it out for me!"

After finishing speaking, he squeezed my wings tightly with one hand to prevent me from struggling, while rubbing my stomach violently with his hands, making my eyes spin around and I almost wanted to spit it out.

Okay, so dizzy... You bastard is too much... TAT...

Eh... are you hallucinating...?Why do you feel that the bastard seems to have suddenly become smaller?

"I...I'm really going to throw up..." I said with a sigh.

Damn bastard!Obviously, girl, I am dizzy and have a stomachache. You still make such a fuss, do you really want me to spit it out? !Do you have a conscience? Do you know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade?

I raised my head in a daze, and stared at the bastard fiercely, but suddenly realized that he seemed to be frozen in place, froze from head to toe, keeping one hand on my shoulder and the other on my stomach, motionless .

I came to the conclusion: the guy petrified...

...Uh, wait, how could it be the shoulder?I'm a sparrow with only wings, where's my shoulders?

I finally... feel that something is wrong.

Look down and look at myself.

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This, what's going on!

I was dumbfounded.

In front of me, it was clearly a human girl's body, with many hands, torso, and legs. It was no longer the gray wings, chubby body, and brown-gray feet when I was a sparrow.I am wearing a thin and short gray cloth jacket with short sleeves, the overall length is about half of my thigh, and a gray-black belt is loosely tied at the waist.One of the bastard's hands was still on my shoulder, and the other was on my stomach. The short and loose clothes were almost unraveled by his previous toss.

A strand of hair slipped from my shoulder, I stretched out my hand to grab it, held it in front of my eyes, and felt embarrassed.That hair is actually gray, not too dark nor too light gray, slightly brown, similar to the color of my previous feathers.

It's gray again! Mouth!Could it be that I can't get rid of the frustrating name of "Little Hui" in my whole life? !

Probably awakened from the petrified state by my actions, the bastard seemed to have been electrocuted, and suddenly withdrew his hands, almost jumping up from the ground, the expression on his face can be called horror: "Little Xiaoxiao Little Gray?!"

Wahaha, it's rare to see such a reaction from a bastard!On weekdays, he always looks like he's fooling around, as if the big thing is nothing. Today, seeing his expression of being astonished as if the end of the world is coming, I feel a sense of accomplishment for a while.

I suddenly felt that I didn't seem to be surprised much anymore, because I was surprised by him all.

"You, how could you...?" He stared wide-eyed, looking me up and down, as if trying to find a hole in me, "Could it be that..."

"How do I know?" I curled my lips, and said angrily, "In short, this world is a fantasy world. Sparrows can not only talk but also change people! If you want to ask why, you should ask God."

"Transformation is not a strange thing, but you shouldn't..." He was very entangled, I saw him staring at me, his face was like a rainbow changing from red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and purple, and finally fixed on one color.

That guy... suddenly blushed...

"I'll go find Junior Sister Suyu first!!" He turned around quickly, opened the door, and then closed it tightly with a "bang", disappearing in a flash.

I suddenly wondered: why did he run to find Yumei?Could it be that he wants to be the first to tell Yumei the good news about my transformation into a human, so as to win her favor? !

Hey bastard!Yumei is mine, so don't get your hands on her!

That guy was so excited that his face turned red... Hmph.

While I scolded the bastard in my heart for valuing sex over friends, I lowered my head and continued to examine my newly acquired human body.However, after 囧囧 noticed my half-open neckline revealing a large amount of chest skin, half of my belt and the hem of the bottom that could hardly cover my thighs, I finally understood why the guy blushed suddenly, and then ran to find Su. Jade.

I go!This girl finally regained her human body, but she was almost stared at by that bastard in the blink of an eye!

How unreasonable! How unreasonable!

But he's still a bastard with a conscience, so if he knows how to ask Yumei to borrow a dress for me, let's forgive him for now.

Boring, I tore off the folded quilt at the head of the bed, rolled the quilt around my body, and rolled around on the bed with the quilt in my arms.

Strangely, the pain in my stomach suddenly disappeared, and my whole body felt very refreshed, but there was a vague feeling of tightness in my chest, and I didn't know what was going on.But I didn't care about those slight discomforts, and the whole person was immersed in happiness.

Wonderful!After being a sparrow for five or six years, I finally turned back into a human!

Although I don't have a complete memory of being a human being, there are only some scattered fragments that pop up at certain times, but the obsession with wanting to be a human being always exists in my heart.

Could it be that those twelve fairy lotus seeds were the opportunity for me to become a human?

...orz!

I actually just ate it all in one go, and there are no leftovers!What if I turn back into a sparrow again? !

I was so regretful that I beat my chest and stamped my feet.

Alas, if there is really no other way, how about stealing some jade pies and eating them?But I don't know where that pie is at all, I'm afraid I need help from the bastard...

At that time, you must remember to get more, and empty all the storage they sent!

It wasn't until the sound of footsteps came and the door was gently pushed open that I belatedly stopped from the happy rolling from the head to the end of the bed.vaguely heard Yumi