You are the sparrow!

Morning class is at this time, so you can't be late. "

"Oh!" My eyes lit up, everyone went to morning class, wouldn't my chance have come?As a sparrow, I am very familiar with Qionghuapai's kitchen.

I quickly turned over and got up, put on my clothes, rushed to wash, then carefully took out the insect cage from the corner, looked at the unidentifiable insects in the cloth bag, walked out the door, reluctantly released all the insects .

In case I accidentally catch something poisonous and let the bastard eat it, I...

Hate!Don't think about it!

I didn't dare to imagine what would happen if the bastard was poisoned. I shook my head, pushed the thoughts out of my mind, and took a detour to the kitchen while there were not many people on the Jianwu floor.

Although cultivating immortals often requires bigu, but in fact bigu also needs to pay attention to the method, which must be combined with practice, and it cannot be done forever after one bigu.The time for fasting is shorter for the disciples with lower cultivation level, while the fasting time for the disciples with higher cultivation level is longer.

Therefore, there is actually a place like a kitchen in Qionghua Pie, and it is not like the outside world thinks that it is not human-eating.

In the Qionghua pie kitchen.

Facing so many tools, I once again bowed my head in frustration, and had to admit that compared to a jerk, I really don't know how to cook.

——No, I don’t know how to cook at all! !

I took the bug out and rubbed it in the water again and again, for fear that some bacteria would eat it and get sick if it wasn't clean.There were about twenty or thirty insects in the insect cage, and I rubbed them down one by one, making my head sweat profusely.By the time I finished rubbing, it had been almost an hour.

After squatting on the ground for an hour, my legs were almost broken. When I stood up, I was spinning again, wobbling, and almost lost my center of gravity and fell to the side.After finally stabilizing my center of gravity, I dazedly picked up the washed worms from the ground. I found that these worms had been rubbed to death by me, not to mention flying away, and they didn’t even have the strength to move.

Then I quickly threw the bugs into the pot, and then began to study the structure and use of the stove.There is a fire book next to it. When I was wandering in the rivers and lakes, I saw the bastard use it many times, and I even saw the method of using a stone to rub sparks to ignite a fire.If I get it in my hand, I can use it well, and it won't fall to the point where there is no fire to light.

After tossing for a long time, I finally lit the firewood under the stove, facing the bugs lying in the pot, I started to worry again.My eyes glanced at the oil, salt, sauce and vinegar on the side, and a bunch of cooking necessities, I bite the bullet and poured in all the things I recognized.

When hot oil meets water...

...the consequences are self-evident.

The bangs of explosions made me jump back straight away, and rushed to the door of the kitchen. I grabbed the door frame and looked inside to see the terribly fried pot. I didn't dare to go there for a long time.After waiting for a long time, the pot finally stopped frying, so I walked in cautiously, looked inside the pot, and found that the oil, water, etc. inside were basically boiled away, leaving only a black mass, pitiful Xi stuck to the bottom of the pot.

After turning off the fire, I shoveled out the contents of the pot with a shovel and put them into a small bowl in the kitchen.Looking at the black mass, I was very depressed.At this moment, I suddenly heard a loud shout from outside: "Who is it!?"

My little sparrow heart was almost not frightened, so I quickly hugged the small bowl containing the results of my hard work for more than an hour, escaped through the kitchen window, and rushed to Jianwuping.While running, I looked back and found that the man hadn't chased me, so I immediately felt relieved.

Fortunately, thank God bless!

Holding my results, I slipped back to Jianwuping and sneaked into the bastard's room.

At this time, the morning class was almost over, and soon it would be time for the disciples to eat.Thinking about it this way, I noticed that no wonder someone appeared. It turned out that the disciple in charge of cooking came to prepare the morning meal after class in advance.Immediately, I was terrified, and then I was secretly glad that I escaped fast enough and was not caught on the spot.Now that I am a human body, it is easier to escape than when I am unable to escape.

I nestled in the bastard's room, although I was excited, but the waiting time was really long, no matter how excited I was, I almost fell asleep waiting.Putting the small bowl on the bedside cabinet, I climbed onto the bed, pulled the pillow, rolled up the quilt, and began to supplement the sleep I lost because of getting up too early today.

Then fell asleep without knowing it.

In the dream, the bastard ate all the worm feast I made with a bitter face, and swore that he would threaten me to eat worms again without moving.I was laughing triumphantly "hahaha", when suddenly a surprised voice sounded in my ears, waking me up from my dream: "Xiao Hui?"

"I hate it, my beautiful dream!" I opened my eyes reluctantly, raised my head, and I saw the bastard's familiar face, "It's your fault, I didn't come early, I didn't come late, but at this time Appear!"

"Why are you here?" Ignoring my complaints, he continued to ask, as if he was very surprised.

"Oh!" When he asked, I immediately remembered the main purpose of my visit.Yigulu got up from the bed, I lifted the quilt, and put my feet on the ground, but I couldn't kick my shoes, so I had to bend down and start looking for my shoes.

"You..." The bastard sighed, half knelt down, took out the shoes from under the bed for me, and handed them to my feet, "Girls, please be more reserved."

"I'm very reserved!" Looking up, I announced proudly.

Sure enough, when I saw the black lines on the bastard's face, I almost burst into laughter inwardly.Unexpectedly, he raised his eyebrows, and then suddenly stretched out his hand towards me——

what!Oops!

I quickly leaned back, but the speed of falling back was not as fast as the bastard, and I finally got a heavy chestnut on my forehead.Covering my forehead, I cried out in pain, with grief and indignation in my heart: This bastard is here again!It is said that the old knock on the head will not only make the head smaller, but also become more and more stupid!

Ignoring my accusing expression, he took his hands back leisurely, stood up again, folded his arms around his chest, and said, "Okay, now can you tell me what you are doing here? You won't miss me overnight. ?”

"Fuck you!" I was angry, the bastard's tone was still so stingy, "The devil misses you! I'm here today, but I have something important to do!" Pointing to the small bowl on the cabinet, "Look there!"

He looked in the direction of my finger, looked at it for a while, with a puzzled expression: "You...dig a piece of mud?"

Mouth mouth mouth Hu!To think that the delicious food made by this girl is dirty mud! !

"No!" I rolled my eyes angrily at his words, "That's not mud!!"

"What is that?" He asked curiously, walked to the cabinet, picked up the small bowl, held it in front of his eyes to study, "It's a black mess, glued together, what is it if it's not mud?"

I jumped up from the bed, jumped in front of the bastard, and snatched the bowl.Holding the bowl in his left hand, pointing at the scorched worm with his right hand, he announced, "This is——a feast of burning worms made by myself!"

"Xiao Hui, you..." The expression on his face was distorted for a while, and he said with difficulty, "So you like eating bugs so much. This thing... Forget it, you'd better not eat it, I will make it for you next time. "

"You're the one who likes to eat bugs!" The tic-tac-toe on my forehead exploded, and I passed the bowl forward, under the eyes of the bastard, "I made it for you!"

"Give it to me?" His eyes widened in surprise, and his eyes moved to the black mass in the bowl that had long been charred beyond recognition, "This..."

His expression was so wonderful for a moment, it made me feel refreshed, and the secret path finally succeeded in revenge.Nodding my head, I emphasized it again: "It's specially made for you to eat." Looking around, I found a pair of chopsticks on the table. I guess I didn't have time to clean it up yesterday. Then I handed it to the bastard together with the bowl, "Here you are!" Suppressing the wild laughter in my heart, I tried my best to express a wronged expression, and slightly tilted my head, "This is my heart... If you waste , people will be sad."

He stared at my face in confusion, hesitated for a long time, but didn't make a move.

I thought to myself that seeing the bastard's series of reactions, I would be considered a successful revenge, so why not just let it go, lest the bastard eat the food that I dare not even eat, and if something goes wrong, it will be troublesome .

Just as I was about to retract my hand and say, "Forget it, I'm just playing tricks on you", but unexpectedly I lightened my hand and he took the bowl.Opening my eyes wide, I raised my head in a daze and looked at him, only to see him smiling at me, and said: "Since it's Xiao Hui, you do it yourself and make it for me to eat, then naturally I shouldn't brush off your wishes like this."

Ahhhhhhhhh what a horse? !

You bastard, you have your brain pumped again! !

This, can this thing be eaten?

I was dumbfounded, I didn't even have time to pick up my chin, I just watched him poke the hard lump with his chopsticks, picked it up and sent it to his mouth, then bit off a small piece, chewed a few times, and then looked at him. I smiled and said, "It's completely burnt. Xiaohui, it's not easy to cook like you."

I didn't have time to get annoyed at his mocking of Chi Guoguo's cooking skills, I jumped up, reached out and snatched the chopsticks from his hand, then pointed at his nose and cursed: "Bastard! Did you make a mistake, this Can you eat things? Is your head caught by the door?!"

"Didn't you tell me to eat it?" He blinked, and the corners of his lips raised uncontrollably.

"I, I, I..." After hearing what he said, I stuttered for a long time, but still couldn't figure out what to say next.Seeing the bastard's obviously teasing expression, I was so angry that I smashed the chopsticks in my hand to the ground.