Men of NPCs [Unlimited Streaming]
Chapter 044 Ace of Hearts Academy 20
The Npc seemed to understand, but Ting Ya spoke briskly: "I feel like I have to raise a new stock after today, Nanmei and I, CP name... Well, I leave it to the talented audience." You guys want to go, but I don’t know who will attack and who will suffer, hahaha, haha..."
His laughter stopped abruptly as he felt as if he had been stared at again.
This cold look was like announcing his death.
Ting Ya always felt that something was wrong, and he didn't know which words he said made this ancestor unhappy.But at this time, an unexpected situation suddenly appeared on the communication screen, which made him unable to think carefully about the deep meaning, and his attention was immediately caught by the danger and returned to Nanmei.
Just as the little white pigeon drew the attack weapon [sniper rifle], the candidates from the black camp in front also drew the special card [heavy roadblock]. At the entrance of the tunnel that can be passed through, the off-road vehicles of Nanmei and Xiaobaige are tightly blocked outside.
The roadblock is heavy and cannot be moved, but people can climb over it alone. Nanmei and Xiaobaige have no way of knowing the effective time of this card, so naturally it is impossible to wait here.There are high mountains on both sides of the terrain, and it is unrealistic to go around. In desperation, the two had to abandon the car and walk.
Before leaving, the little white pigeon looked back at the off-road vehicle every step and time, feeling very distressed, "My off-road vehicle with a speed of 5 per hour, I still expect to run 15 kilometers in one fell swoop in [-] minutes, I am so mad, I want to The bad guy who set up the roadblock will be beaten to two hundred and fifty!"
"It's the green team, it's the green team!" A Yao hurriedly complained.
The little white dove immediately gave good wishes: "May their heads be green!!"
Walking through the tunnel, there are two completely different scenes in front of the mountain and behind the mountain. The spring is full of vitality behind the mountain, and the snow-covered snow is in front of you.
Three item treasure chests were slowly rotating on the ice, with a golden question mark drawn on each surface.The little white pigeon moved up the ice carefully, fearing that it would fall into the water if it stepped on a thin spot, and finally moved to the front of the item box and drew the card:
[Sled (5min)
Ps: Don't worry, it won't hurt to fall on the ice. ]
"..." The little White Pigeon Shark has her heart full. If she remembers correctly, this kind of sled requires people to lie on it, head forward, feet backward, and move forward straight like a missile. It's a serious sport, but she still thinks the posture is so stupid, and the key point is that she doesn't know it at all!
"How does it feel...my luck is getting worse..."
Before she finished speaking, a sleepless voice came from the next door: "You don't want to say that I beat you, do you?"
"Don't dare dare." The little white pigeon turned around quickly, and saw Nan Mei sitting on the ground adjusting her skates, her sharp skates stepping on the ice, making a screeching sound.
[Skates (5min)
Ps: If you really don’t know how to skate, you can remove the bottom skates to cut people down. ]
She curiously asked Nanmei: "You still know this?"
Xun Mei got up and drew a smooth arc on the ice, "I can do everything except study." The little white pigeon was amazed behind him, and Nan Mei's legs were lifted and stepped gracefully, like branches piled up. His snow-like long hair fell down his shoulders along with his movements. His posture was smooth and beautiful. It was by no means proficient for beginners. In the blink of an eye, he had already slipped more than ten meters away.
The little white pigeon yelled at him belatedly: "Master, you just ignore me like this?!"
"I'll open the way for you! Take your time." Nan Mei's unconscionable words came from afar, which sounded nice on the surface, but the essence was 'Woman, you have lost your use value.' '
Ting Ya couldn't help complaining about him: "Are you running fast enough? I thought you and that girl from Team Huang had developed feelings for each other. If you have no conditions, you have to create conditions to go together, such as skating on your back? "
"Huh?" Nanmei managed to turn on the video in the middle of skating, and gave Ting Ya a wink, "If it was you, I would definitely carry it."
After blinking, he found that Duan was sitting behind the court crow, and also appeared in the team video. He immediately smiled at the frowning NPC: "If it's an NPC, it's okay for me to carry it away."
The Npc frowned even tighter, stood up in the next second, and hurriedly left the video screen.
"What's wrong with him?" Xun Mei asked, Ting Ya looked at the back of the NPC leaving without knowing, and said casually: "I don't know, I have to go to the toilet in a hurry. Be careful, you will catch up with the green team soon."
"I know." Xun Mei lowered his upper body slightly and accelerated his pace, "I have prepared such a 'gift' for me, how can I not return it?"
After the two kilometers of ice, there was another two kilometers of snow. Although the surrounding area was full of ice and snow, the heavy snow continued to fall, covering Xun Mei's body with a thick layer.However, there was no temperature problem in the examination room. Xun Mei, who only wore a shirt and a suit, could not feel the cold, but was sweating profusely due to the long-term exercise.
Panting for breath, he stopped at 12 kilometers, and the skates disappeared slowly just at this moment.Xun Mei brushed off the snow on his shoulders as he walked, and the hot white mist from his mouth wetted his already snow-covered eyelashes, and the originally distinct long eyelashes clumped together into clusters, as if he had just cried generally.The blue eyes soaked with water were like the clear sky after the rain. He just casually glanced at the team video, and the NPC who had just returned from "going to the toilet urgently" pursed his lips, got up and left inexplicably.
Ting Ya: "...???" Frequent urination?Prostate problems? ...wait, why do the character models in the game still have prostate problems?
Xun Mei, who is an ally of 'K', got better luck. This time, he thought that after skateboards and skates, there would be some snowboards to test his skills, but he didn't expect a new thing:
[Santa's sleigh (5min)
Ps: If you are riding in Santa’s sleigh, you have to help him deliver gifts~]
"Don't use it, it's hard to sleep, trust me." A Yao hurriedly dissuaded, "Generally, such weird props related to fairy tales, myths, and comics are not a good thing! Think about Aladdin's magic carpet, think Think about Doraemon’s Bamboo Dragonfly and you’ll understand! And that Pegasus didn’t kick you to death, it’s purely because it only played for a short time, only five seconds is not enough for it to play, you three—”
Xun Mei has already used the card before the words of Sansi came out, and the reason is very simple: "Anyway, it is No. Become a motorcycle."
A Yao was so angry that she couldn't choose what to say: "I can go to your motorcycle, you bald and smelly old man!"
"It's easy to bet." Ting Ya applauded expressionlessly.
Santa Claus's sleigh is just like that described in fairy tales, with classic red and white color scheme, a round sleigh car, twelve reindeer in front, and a lot of presents in the back of the car.Xun Mei observed the surroundings for a few seconds, and opened the car door without much hesitation to get in.
At this moment, the only red-nosed reindeer in the lead turned around and said, "Dear interim substitute, hello. Before getting in the car, who do you want to give a gift to?" What gift to give him? If you can't answer, please forgive us for not being able to put an unqualified Santa substitute on the bus."
A Yao pursed her lips, as if she was saying: Look, I just said it's unreliable, but I don't believe it.
Ting Ya started to move his head quickly, trying to help Xun Mei talk nonsense.Duan, who came back from off-screen again, showed a lazy attitude of giving up thinking. He felt tired and difficult to communicate with people, let alone with animals. If it is a difficult problem, he will definitely choose to remove the sled door directly, and then knock the reindeer's red nose crooked.
"I want to give a gift to the candidate [Fly Bully]." Xun Mei's nonsense came out, and he smiled very scary. If you don't know that the fly bully is the ID of a green team marine, just look at Xun Mei's With his expression and tone, he really thought that the fly bully was some kind of close friend of his, "As for the gift..." He thought for a while, then took out the fool's sniper rifle card from his pocket, "Is it worth giving him a gun?"
The red-nosed reindeer shook his head disapprovingly, "We don't advocate violence. Santa hates weapons that hurt people."
"Then this." Xun Mei took out another card from his pocket, "[The River Lantern of Lovesickness]."
The reindeer is still shaking his head: "According to Santa's database, putting river lanterns is a kind of Han folk sacrificial activity, expressing mourning for the deceased relatives, this gift is not suitable."
"Whatever it is doing." A Yao was in a hurry, "Nanmei, don't waste any more time, the green team doesn't know what card they got, the green dot on the small map is moving very fast, and it's been a long time away from you It's a distance!"
It's a pity that Xun Mei, who didn't listen to the advice, turned a deaf ear to A Yao's urging, and quickly took out another card to the reindeer, "Then give him a [the rocking car at the entrance of the supermarket], it's very fun, and I also played it by the way." Children's songs that are entertaining and educational, truly achieve both play and learning."
"That's really great, Mr. Substitute, you are really a good person with a kind heart." The red-nosed reindeer praised sincerely, "Please get in the car."
A Yao: "..." Is this okay?
"Thank you." Nanmei Shi opened the car door and boarded the sled.But the reindeer did not set off immediately. They rubbed their hooves restlessly, as if they were waiting for the order from the leader, the red-nosed reindeer.After a while, the red-nosed reindeer suddenly opened his eyes, the sled disappeared in place, and even the screen in the team went black. The crow was so surprised that he choked on water in his trachea. Just as he was coughing until the sky was dark, the video screen reappeared. Appeared, the Npc held Ting Ya's trembling body firmly, and stared at the screen with a serious face.
In the snow, Nanmei also fell back on the seat of the sleigh car in amazement, not knowing exactly what happened.He sat up in a daze and looked around, only to see that on the left hand side of the sleigh cart pulled by twelve reindeer was a sleigh cart pulled by nine sled dogs, and sitting on the cart was a green man with a shocked face. Team candidates [fly bully].
"Yo, hello." Nanmei immediately turned her dazed expression, her eyes narrowed into narrow arcs, the corners of her lips curled up, and she raised her sniper rifle and greeted him, "Your little roadblock can be added to me." A lot of trouble."
"Mr. Substitute, firearms are prohibited." The red-nosed reindeer still had a leisurely reminder while running at extreme speed.
"Nan Feng Du Jia, I just want to show him my precious sniper rifle." Nan Mei put down the gun and touched the 'big gift' he really wanted to give.The fly bully doesn't have any practical cards in his hand at the moment. Facing the malicious smirks of the red team members, he can only hold the reins of the dogs tightly, and sternly shouted: "What are you going to do! Believe it or not, I will let the dogs go!" bite you!"
The three sleigh fools ran happily, ignorant of the predicament their master was facing.
Xun Mei naturally ignored the feeble threat of the fly bully. He used the card [the rocking car at the entrance of the supermarket], and then twisted it out the moment the card took effect. When he let go, it was still a card. When I was on it, it turned into a rocking car weighing more than 100 kilograms, and it was still the kind that happily sang, "What's the name of Daddy's daddy, Daddy's daddy is called Grandpa".
The fly bully fell in response, fell into the snow and rolled out of a big hole.
The disappearance of the owner did not affect the happy running of the sled dogs, and they soon walked away with the empty sled cart and twelve reindeer, leaving only flies and bullies who were crushed by the rocking car in the snow, angry At a loss.
what happened?How did the red team appear?How did I get thrown out?
The author has something to say:
After the game
Meimei: I heard Brother Duck say that you urinate frequently and can't stop urinating?Have you been to the hospital?
Short: ... (drawing the knife
His laughter stopped abruptly as he felt as if he had been stared at again.
This cold look was like announcing his death.
Ting Ya always felt that something was wrong, and he didn't know which words he said made this ancestor unhappy.But at this time, an unexpected situation suddenly appeared on the communication screen, which made him unable to think carefully about the deep meaning, and his attention was immediately caught by the danger and returned to Nanmei.
Just as the little white pigeon drew the attack weapon [sniper rifle], the candidates from the black camp in front also drew the special card [heavy roadblock]. At the entrance of the tunnel that can be passed through, the off-road vehicles of Nanmei and Xiaobaige are tightly blocked outside.
The roadblock is heavy and cannot be moved, but people can climb over it alone. Nanmei and Xiaobaige have no way of knowing the effective time of this card, so naturally it is impossible to wait here.There are high mountains on both sides of the terrain, and it is unrealistic to go around. In desperation, the two had to abandon the car and walk.
Before leaving, the little white pigeon looked back at the off-road vehicle every step and time, feeling very distressed, "My off-road vehicle with a speed of 5 per hour, I still expect to run 15 kilometers in one fell swoop in [-] minutes, I am so mad, I want to The bad guy who set up the roadblock will be beaten to two hundred and fifty!"
"It's the green team, it's the green team!" A Yao hurriedly complained.
The little white dove immediately gave good wishes: "May their heads be green!!"
Walking through the tunnel, there are two completely different scenes in front of the mountain and behind the mountain. The spring is full of vitality behind the mountain, and the snow-covered snow is in front of you.
Three item treasure chests were slowly rotating on the ice, with a golden question mark drawn on each surface.The little white pigeon moved up the ice carefully, fearing that it would fall into the water if it stepped on a thin spot, and finally moved to the front of the item box and drew the card:
[Sled (5min)
Ps: Don't worry, it won't hurt to fall on the ice. ]
"..." The little White Pigeon Shark has her heart full. If she remembers correctly, this kind of sled requires people to lie on it, head forward, feet backward, and move forward straight like a missile. It's a serious sport, but she still thinks the posture is so stupid, and the key point is that she doesn't know it at all!
"How does it feel...my luck is getting worse..."
Before she finished speaking, a sleepless voice came from the next door: "You don't want to say that I beat you, do you?"
"Don't dare dare." The little white pigeon turned around quickly, and saw Nan Mei sitting on the ground adjusting her skates, her sharp skates stepping on the ice, making a screeching sound.
[Skates (5min)
Ps: If you really don’t know how to skate, you can remove the bottom skates to cut people down. ]
She curiously asked Nanmei: "You still know this?"
Xun Mei got up and drew a smooth arc on the ice, "I can do everything except study." The little white pigeon was amazed behind him, and Nan Mei's legs were lifted and stepped gracefully, like branches piled up. His snow-like long hair fell down his shoulders along with his movements. His posture was smooth and beautiful. It was by no means proficient for beginners. In the blink of an eye, he had already slipped more than ten meters away.
The little white pigeon yelled at him belatedly: "Master, you just ignore me like this?!"
"I'll open the way for you! Take your time." Nan Mei's unconscionable words came from afar, which sounded nice on the surface, but the essence was 'Woman, you have lost your use value.' '
Ting Ya couldn't help complaining about him: "Are you running fast enough? I thought you and that girl from Team Huang had developed feelings for each other. If you have no conditions, you have to create conditions to go together, such as skating on your back? "
"Huh?" Nanmei managed to turn on the video in the middle of skating, and gave Ting Ya a wink, "If it was you, I would definitely carry it."
After blinking, he found that Duan was sitting behind the court crow, and also appeared in the team video. He immediately smiled at the frowning NPC: "If it's an NPC, it's okay for me to carry it away."
The Npc frowned even tighter, stood up in the next second, and hurriedly left the video screen.
"What's wrong with him?" Xun Mei asked, Ting Ya looked at the back of the NPC leaving without knowing, and said casually: "I don't know, I have to go to the toilet in a hurry. Be careful, you will catch up with the green team soon."
"I know." Xun Mei lowered his upper body slightly and accelerated his pace, "I have prepared such a 'gift' for me, how can I not return it?"
After the two kilometers of ice, there was another two kilometers of snow. Although the surrounding area was full of ice and snow, the heavy snow continued to fall, covering Xun Mei's body with a thick layer.However, there was no temperature problem in the examination room. Xun Mei, who only wore a shirt and a suit, could not feel the cold, but was sweating profusely due to the long-term exercise.
Panting for breath, he stopped at 12 kilometers, and the skates disappeared slowly just at this moment.Xun Mei brushed off the snow on his shoulders as he walked, and the hot white mist from his mouth wetted his already snow-covered eyelashes, and the originally distinct long eyelashes clumped together into clusters, as if he had just cried generally.The blue eyes soaked with water were like the clear sky after the rain. He just casually glanced at the team video, and the NPC who had just returned from "going to the toilet urgently" pursed his lips, got up and left inexplicably.
Ting Ya: "...???" Frequent urination?Prostate problems? ...wait, why do the character models in the game still have prostate problems?
Xun Mei, who is an ally of 'K', got better luck. This time, he thought that after skateboards and skates, there would be some snowboards to test his skills, but he didn't expect a new thing:
[Santa's sleigh (5min)
Ps: If you are riding in Santa’s sleigh, you have to help him deliver gifts~]
"Don't use it, it's hard to sleep, trust me." A Yao hurriedly dissuaded, "Generally, such weird props related to fairy tales, myths, and comics are not a good thing! Think about Aladdin's magic carpet, think Think about Doraemon’s Bamboo Dragonfly and you’ll understand! And that Pegasus didn’t kick you to death, it’s purely because it only played for a short time, only five seconds is not enough for it to play, you three—”
Xun Mei has already used the card before the words of Sansi came out, and the reason is very simple: "Anyway, it is No. Become a motorcycle."
A Yao was so angry that she couldn't choose what to say: "I can go to your motorcycle, you bald and smelly old man!"
"It's easy to bet." Ting Ya applauded expressionlessly.
Santa Claus's sleigh is just like that described in fairy tales, with classic red and white color scheme, a round sleigh car, twelve reindeer in front, and a lot of presents in the back of the car.Xun Mei observed the surroundings for a few seconds, and opened the car door without much hesitation to get in.
At this moment, the only red-nosed reindeer in the lead turned around and said, "Dear interim substitute, hello. Before getting in the car, who do you want to give a gift to?" What gift to give him? If you can't answer, please forgive us for not being able to put an unqualified Santa substitute on the bus."
A Yao pursed her lips, as if she was saying: Look, I just said it's unreliable, but I don't believe it.
Ting Ya started to move his head quickly, trying to help Xun Mei talk nonsense.Duan, who came back from off-screen again, showed a lazy attitude of giving up thinking. He felt tired and difficult to communicate with people, let alone with animals. If it is a difficult problem, he will definitely choose to remove the sled door directly, and then knock the reindeer's red nose crooked.
"I want to give a gift to the candidate [Fly Bully]." Xun Mei's nonsense came out, and he smiled very scary. If you don't know that the fly bully is the ID of a green team marine, just look at Xun Mei's With his expression and tone, he really thought that the fly bully was some kind of close friend of his, "As for the gift..." He thought for a while, then took out the fool's sniper rifle card from his pocket, "Is it worth giving him a gun?"
The red-nosed reindeer shook his head disapprovingly, "We don't advocate violence. Santa hates weapons that hurt people."
"Then this." Xun Mei took out another card from his pocket, "[The River Lantern of Lovesickness]."
The reindeer is still shaking his head: "According to Santa's database, putting river lanterns is a kind of Han folk sacrificial activity, expressing mourning for the deceased relatives, this gift is not suitable."
"Whatever it is doing." A Yao was in a hurry, "Nanmei, don't waste any more time, the green team doesn't know what card they got, the green dot on the small map is moving very fast, and it's been a long time away from you It's a distance!"
It's a pity that Xun Mei, who didn't listen to the advice, turned a deaf ear to A Yao's urging, and quickly took out another card to the reindeer, "Then give him a [the rocking car at the entrance of the supermarket], it's very fun, and I also played it by the way." Children's songs that are entertaining and educational, truly achieve both play and learning."
"That's really great, Mr. Substitute, you are really a good person with a kind heart." The red-nosed reindeer praised sincerely, "Please get in the car."
A Yao: "..." Is this okay?
"Thank you." Nanmei Shi opened the car door and boarded the sled.But the reindeer did not set off immediately. They rubbed their hooves restlessly, as if they were waiting for the order from the leader, the red-nosed reindeer.After a while, the red-nosed reindeer suddenly opened his eyes, the sled disappeared in place, and even the screen in the team went black. The crow was so surprised that he choked on water in his trachea. Just as he was coughing until the sky was dark, the video screen reappeared. Appeared, the Npc held Ting Ya's trembling body firmly, and stared at the screen with a serious face.
In the snow, Nanmei also fell back on the seat of the sleigh car in amazement, not knowing exactly what happened.He sat up in a daze and looked around, only to see that on the left hand side of the sleigh cart pulled by twelve reindeer was a sleigh cart pulled by nine sled dogs, and sitting on the cart was a green man with a shocked face. Team candidates [fly bully].
"Yo, hello." Nanmei immediately turned her dazed expression, her eyes narrowed into narrow arcs, the corners of her lips curled up, and she raised her sniper rifle and greeted him, "Your little roadblock can be added to me." A lot of trouble."
"Mr. Substitute, firearms are prohibited." The red-nosed reindeer still had a leisurely reminder while running at extreme speed.
"Nan Feng Du Jia, I just want to show him my precious sniper rifle." Nan Mei put down the gun and touched the 'big gift' he really wanted to give.The fly bully doesn't have any practical cards in his hand at the moment. Facing the malicious smirks of the red team members, he can only hold the reins of the dogs tightly, and sternly shouted: "What are you going to do! Believe it or not, I will let the dogs go!" bite you!"
The three sleigh fools ran happily, ignorant of the predicament their master was facing.
Xun Mei naturally ignored the feeble threat of the fly bully. He used the card [the rocking car at the entrance of the supermarket], and then twisted it out the moment the card took effect. When he let go, it was still a card. When I was on it, it turned into a rocking car weighing more than 100 kilograms, and it was still the kind that happily sang, "What's the name of Daddy's daddy, Daddy's daddy is called Grandpa".
The fly bully fell in response, fell into the snow and rolled out of a big hole.
The disappearance of the owner did not affect the happy running of the sled dogs, and they soon walked away with the empty sled cart and twelve reindeer, leaving only flies and bullies who were crushed by the rocking car in the snow, angry At a loss.
what happened?How did the red team appear?How did I get thrown out?
The author has something to say:
After the game
Meimei: I heard Brother Duck say that you urinate frequently and can't stop urinating?Have you been to the hospital?
Short: ... (drawing the knife
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