Men of NPCs [Unlimited Streaming]

Chapter 046 Ace of Hearts Academy 22

The green team [fly bully] was completely stunned, and the key point was that they couldn't beat the purple team marines, so they could only roll miserably on the ground with their heads in their arms.After the beating, the purple team spat happily, got on the tandem bicycle, and ran away handsomely with the arrow between their eyebrows, leaving the green team lying on the ground doubting life.He was also trampled on the chest by Xun Mei, the red team who arrived later, and took advantage of the fire to rob him.

"Give me the card, hurry up!"

"It's your fault, isn't it! That arrow."

"What nonsense, don't force me to grab it." Xun Mei's fierce and vicious villain image vividly appeared on the paper.The fly bully is not stupid, so naturally he would not obediently agree, and naively thought that you were just a weak high school student who had just grown up, but in the next second, Xun Mei forcibly pinned you to the ground and took off your coat, without fighting back the whole time With such power, he was so humiliated that he lost all his dignity, and lost all face as a local ruffian and bully.

Fortunately, Xun Mei still had a conscience, and he didn't kill the orange team like Duan did. He only picked two of the cards, stuffed the rest back into the green team's jacket, and returned them to the bully flies.The fly bully is kind of grateful for that, typical Stockholm.

The cards picked out were [Sweaty BMW (5min)] and [Slingshot that often smashes neighbors' windows]. If there is a choice, Xun Mei really doesn't want to take a slingshot, which is a waste of taste and a pity to throw away. Especially the last second he was holding a high-tech high-tech sniper rifle.But the Fly Bully is also full of piles of useless cards, grabbing a slingshot is better than nothing.

As for the sweaty horse... maybe for other people who don't know how to ride horses, this is just a good card, but Xun Mei is a little reluctant to use this card in the Gobi area, especially after Ting Ya told him about Gobi There is still a desert area of ​​about one kilometer. After thinking about it, he decided to run through the awkward two kilometers with his legs first.

After Xun Mei shot a Cupid's arrow, the purple team didn't know if they had opened up the two veins of Ren and Du. The tandem bicycle flew up, and after galloping 800 meters, it rushed directly to Wangzai who was sleeping between the humps In front of Little Yuanxiao.Xiao Yuanxiao was quite pleasantly surprised, and wanted to discuss with this buddy whether she could give her a ride, but the purple team with arrows in their eyebrows came up and called [feather duster (5min)], and gave Xiao Yuanxiao a stick without saying a word.

Little Yuanxiao's thigh suddenly turned black, and she screamed in pain. She dodged in horror and kicked him, "You are sick, we are teammates! If the top three can pass, why are you competing with me for the first place?" One second?"

Duan, who has been offline for a long time, finally gave a reminder with a conscience: "Cupid's lead arrow."

It's a pity that his reminder was too brief and cryptic, Xiao Yuanxiao couldn't understand it at all, begging him to talk more with his eyes, the NPC became dumb again like asking for money.In the end, relying on her own wisdom, she realized that there must be something wrong with the eye-catching arrow above Team Zi's head.But the key point is that it is useless to understand. At first, Xiao Yuanxiao was still sitting on the rough-skinned camel, so she could shrink her body to avoid being beaten. After half a minute, the camel disappeared, and Xiao Yuanxiao could only run all the way. In the wild sand, he was chased and beaten by the purple team riding a bicycle with a feather duster.

Half a minute later, the bicycle also disappeared, and in the golden desert, a disheveled woman was chased wildly by a man holding a feather duster with an arrow in her eyebrows, happily drifting away towards the morning sun.

Finally, at the treasure chest in the last two kilometers of the land battle, the cupid's lead arrow above the purple team's head disappeared, and his sanity finally returned to normal.This person is still a little confused about who I am, where I am and what happened.After looking at the mini-map, he was delighted to ask Little Yuan Xiao, who was lying on the ground panting wildly beside him, "You brought me here? Thank you."

I thank you big head.Little Yuanxiao gave him an angry look.

For the last card draw, the purple team won the [Balance Electric Vehicle]. He looked up at the endless grassland in front of him, and felt that this was not a fun thing. He quickly looked at Wangzai Xiaoyuanxiao. The tractor, and he had no intention of giving him a ride, so he left when he suddenly moved.

The purple team hurried over and shouted while running: "Hey! My card is not very good, give me a ride."

"Get lost." Wang Zai and Xiao Yuanxiao were ruthless, showing no mercy.

The purple team let out a hey, two-step run-up and directly grabbed the tractor window and got stuck on the door of the car, "What's the matter with you, Xiaoni? It doesn't affect you to give me a ride, we are in the same camp."

"Go and ask your teammates what good deeds you have done!"

"...?" The purple team opened the communication interface with the teammates, and the other two had an expression that they couldn't recall the past, and one of them thought about it: "How should I say...how about you kowtow to others, maybe I forgive you?"

Purple Team Marine: "???"

He was in a state of wonder, when suddenly there was a sound of fast and crisp horse hooves behind him, the purple team looked back, and saw Xun Mei lying on the horse's back, waving the whip and speeding towards them.The sweat dripping from the steed was pure blood red, a drop hit Xun Mei's face with the wind, and he wiped it with the back of his hand indifferently, leaving a long 'blood stain' on his cheek.

"Damn it, speed up! Speed ​​up!" Team Purple hurriedly slapped the window and shouted. Xiao Yuanxiao also saw Nanmei getting closer and closer from the rearview mirror. He took out all the cards in his pocket, except those that were absolutely unreliable, and used them one by one.

From the window of the driver of the tractor, first two fairy wands were thrown out, then a raccoon holding a cotton candy was thrown out, and then a roll of toilet paper was thrown out.These were all easily avoided by Xun Mei. He raised his head on the horseback, and his gaze was facing the purple team who looked like a ruined flower and a willow on the tractor door. There is nothing left in this undignified car climbing action. At this time, I can only pray miserably that Nanmei will be merciful, and at least leave him No.3.

But how could Xun Mei make this man happy? He was about to fly over to give the purple team a painful blow, but he didn't expect that a [corn cannon] suddenly appeared on the roof of the tractor, just like the legendary Italian cannon. With a bang, he shot a large corn more than two meters long at Xun Mei.

Xun Mei had no choice but to tighten the reins to force the horse to slow down, only to see the corn suddenly explode in the air, spraying out a large amount of popcorn rain stained with icing sugar, spraying the ground and splashing him all over.The sweaty BMW picked it up curiously, and it was so delicious that it kept purring.

The popcorn scattered on the ground did not cause substantial damage to Xun Mei, but he had to slow down his progress to prevent the horse's hoof from stepping on the popcorn and slipping and falling.Little Yuanxiao quickly turned around from the window and shouted: "It's all NPC's idea! He said that the red team is our strongest competitor, and you in the red team are the most difficult one to deal with. All the cards Save it all for you!"

Xun Mei laughed angrily, "What nonsense! How can an Npc talk so much!"

"Well, these are all my own understandings! He just pointed at you and said very seriously: Target me."

"..." You can imagine that picture.

The animals appearing in this game seem to have more or less problems, such as the dolphin that does not move when seeing an octopus, the camel that moves at a deadly speed, the three sledgehammers who are not interested in the life and death of their master... and those who are addicted to eating Popcorn, suddenly changed from the style of iron-blooded hard horse to the hard-blooded horse of Rainbow Little Pony.

Xun Mei tugged at the reins for a long time, the mount under him was still addicted to chewing on the popcorn all over the mountains and plains, he clicked his tongue helplessly, and could only use the last card he drew:

[Horseman's collar

Ps: I will definitely win. ]

A golden rope lasso was swinging in Xun Mei's hand, he could feel the lasso's own ready to move, not completely under his control. I haven't touched the claw machine much.

"Catch them!" With an order, the collar flew out like an arrow in the sky, and turned a [-]-degree turn in the main driving window in a very unscientific manner, which was about to trap Wangzai and Xiao Yuanxiao. neck.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Yuanxiao suddenly yelled at this moment: "Use [Selected Quotations from Elementary School Students]! Choose Rebound!"

The lasso was immediately blocked by a transparent barrier, unable to get close. Xun Mei felt that the lasso seemed to be thinking, and soon it retreated, turned again, and jumped over the tractor to trap him without any chance of fighting back. Li Zi team body, and then happily flew the purple team members back to Xun Mei's side to claim credit.

"..." Xun Mei got off the horse and looked at Xiao Yuanxiao who was still in shock and was still flipping through the remaining cards and driving dangerously in the distance. The speed of the tractor is not fast. If he runs to catch up now, he may still have a chance, as long as he touches the tractor , Xiao Yuanxiao's force value is definitely not as good as his...

But after a while, Xun Mei lowered his eyes, turned around and looked back at the green grassland behind him, and gave up the intention of continuing to pursue.

The court crow is not worried that the red team will fall out of the top three, he is just curious: "You don't want to take the first place? Have you softened your heart?"

Xun Mei used the lasso that lost his sanity and turned into an ordinary rope to tie the purple team again, and there was an inevitable fight in the middle. Aggrieved and tied up as bacon.Among them, Xun Mei's knot-tying technique is too proficient, it is hard not to make people suspect that he is a professional kidnapper.

"Do you think I look like a soft-hearted person?" He threw the purple team into the grass, "I just promised a girl to help him open the way, wouldn't it be good to run away first?"

"Would you like a tiger to sniff roses?" Ting Ya winked, "I didn't expect you to be able to fight when you look weak and weak?"

"I didn't study hard in the first and second grades of high school, and went out to fight in groups." Xun Mei leaned on the horse and the years quietly blew the breeze, until Wang Zai and Xiao Yuanxiao hit the line and became the first team to pass the physical examination, until the little white pigeon sat A white elephant came swaying like Samantabhadra Bodhisattva.

She looked at the scene not far away in disbelief, and after reacting, she was overjoyed, driving the white elephant to speed up and walk to Xun Mei, "Master, are you waiting for me?"

"I can't walk anymore, wait for you to give me a ride."

The little white pigeon noticed that the members of the purple team who were tied up into rice dumplings in the grass and kept struggling, immediately understood the whole story, and was extremely moved: "Oh my god, I told you earlier, I thought I was going to lose, so I didn't even want to hurry. I just thought that I have never been on an elephant before, so I walked slowly all the way here!"

She immediately jumped off the elephant and summoned a sidecar motorcycle. She thought that Nanmei would not think it was cool to sit in a sidecar, so she was going to give up the driving seat, but the great god just stretched his legs and walked lazily Sitting in the sidecar, he asked her with his eyes, why don't you hurry up and drive for the leader?

"..." The little white pigeon couldn't help but start the motorcycle, leaving the poor purple team behind.

[Congratulations to the X0412 candidate [Difficult Sleep] who successfully passed the exam subject <Sports> and got 1 chance to draw a card. ]

After crossing the finish line with the little white pigeon, Xun Mei opened his eyes and was already outside the examination room, standing in front of Ting Ya, A Yao, and the invigilator Mei Hua Q.

The three of them drew cards happily, either iced black tea or snail rice noodles. In the end, Ting Ya was lucky enough to draw a bag of crispy noodles, but when he opened it, there was another fake Ace of Hearts card inside.

"There are a total of 27 people left in the whole game," Ting Ya swiped the statistics interface a few times, "We have 12 people left, and the City of Wind has 15 people left."

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