The talented people in Jiangshan have put together a variety show
Chapter 3 Tractor Driving Techniques
"Generation of talented people come out" rushed into the hot search, and the audience had only one thought: Are you there?Does your trailer have the same length as the commercial trailer, does that make sense?
The program team thinks it is very reasonable, and has no intention of making up a pilot episode at all.
Fishing requires a little bait, not a pile of fish food.
The waiting audience looked forward to the stars and the moon, and finally looked forward to Friday, squatting in front of the TV station to watch the program broadcast.The TV station had reviewed this variety show a long time ago, and it gave the program team a lot of face, and directly put the show on prime time, and even released the trailer a week in advance.
When the time was up, everyone looked at the screen intently.
Before the screen turned on, the conversation was transmitted first.
"Old Liang, are you hungry?"
"hungry."
"I'm hungry too. It hasn't rained in my hometown for more than 200 days."
The screen turned on, and a pair of old farmers squatted on the field, their faces were black and yellow and a little thin.They wore the short-sleeved trousers most commonly seen by field farmers in the 60s and [-]s, and the wrinkles between their brows were so numerous that they could crush mosquitoes to death.
"I heard that the Yellow River in Jinan has stopped flowing. After three years of drought, people have no water to drink, and the land has no water to irrigate, so we water it according to the schedule."
The two fell silent again.
The ground under the two of them was dry to the point of cracks, and the occasional spots of green were not emerald green at all, but a gray and lifeless dull green.The lips of the two were dull in color, cracked and cracked, and their whole bodies looked completely poor.
After a while, the two chatted again.
"You said, will it rain next year?"
"I think it will rain tomorrow."
"It doesn't work to rely on the sky. If one day, we say let it rain this day, it will rain that day. Let it stop raining this day and it will stop the rain."
"Why don't you just let the food grow as long as you want! Don't be afraid of drought, rain, insects, weeds."
"Can that be eaten?"
"Why can't you eat it?"
As soon as the camera changed, He Jun, wearing a white shirt and black trousers, appeared next to the waves of wheat in the field, and smiled at the young and energetic faces around him: "Many farmers in the lower reaches of the Yangtze River spontaneously researched delicious and practical rice varieties, which led to Major research institutes feel that they cannot lose to the masses, and they have also developed a series of rice varieties.”
He straightened the temporary student listing on his chest: "Now that you are full, you have to find a way to increase economic benefits and improve the deliciousness of rice. From now on, it depends on the direction of your research."
Several students present were flattered.
He Jun looked at how flattered they were, and was a little envious: "It's good to study agriculture. As long as you pass the grades, you can come to the institute. Unlike me, you have to take the tractor G driver's license test before coming here."
The students collectively looked at He Jun in a daze.
what?Do you have to know a tractor to enter the research institute?
At the beginning of the film, a group of animated villains appeared on the stage, pushed and pulled the name of the variety show to the center, and opened the first episode of the variety show.
There was a lot of discussion on the Internet about this opening title: "The opening title turned out to be played by two old actors! There are other guests in the variety show!"
"I know, I know, one is Mr. Li Qiu, who is keen on acting in anti-Japanese war films, and the other is Mr. Liang Gaosheng, who became popular in poverty alleviation programs last year. They are both old dramas. The acting should be in 60 years. Three years of severe drought."
"I'm dying of laughter. There is my classmate in the title. She got good grades in agriculture and went to the research institute's summer camp, but she was dragged into the filming, and was made silly by Team He."
"My classmate did the same. He came back at night and told me with great emotion: this institute requires a tractor driver's license test. Looking back, I found out that the certificate is not required at all. But he signed a non-disclosure agreement, so I can only say woo hoo now!"
The feature film begins, in an office.
Vacation captain He Jun and team member Tong Wenle are chatting with each other.
A profile is displayed in a frame next to them.
Vacation He Jun: The male team leader, excellent singing and dancing ACE, host.It is gentle, and it is stuffed with sesame seeds when cut open.
Vacation Tong Wenle: Boy band member, actor, investor.very rich.
He Junwen recounted the arrangement of the program group: "I heard from Director Hong and Sister Jia that to understand an industry, you have to experience the daily life of the employees. The first unit contacted by the program group was the Rice Research Institute."
Tong Wenle shaved her hair, and then sighed quietly: "Who would have thought that the first flying guest would be me. I am a person who can't tell the difference between green onions and leeks, so I went to the Rice Research Institute to seek abuse?"
He Jun didn't expect that Tong Wenle would be on the show with him first.He is a regular guest and has roughly seen Jiajie's plan.Tong Wenle is the most beautiful in the group, keen on acting, well-informed, with a superior family, and his attributes are more suitable for the later content.
I don't know what Ms. Jia is thinking.
There was a knock on the door, He Jun and Tong Wenle looked towards the door.
The chubby Director Hong wore sunglasses, walked in the door with an arrogant face, pulled a chair and sat opposite He Jun and Tong Wenle, and pushed an envelope towards them: "Vacation captain He Jun, team member Tong Wenle, hello. Here is The program team and the Personnel Department of the Rice Research Institute will arrange work according to the situation of the guests. You will live in the research institute as temporary workers for three months."
He Jun and Tong Wenle glanced at each other, took out the card and was about to read it, when they suddenly saw the word "Confidentiality" written on the top of the card.
He Jun looked down and saw the content on his card, and the corner of his mouth twitched: Damn, I want to take the tractor driver's license test by myself.
There are not many words written on the task card:
[Confidential task]: You need to live in the rice research institute as a temporary worker for three months. Please be sure to take the tractor driver's license test before moving in.
He Jun looked at Tong Wenle.
Tong Wenle was very tangled before getting the card, but very confident after getting the card.After reading the words on the card, he noticed the captain's gaze and raised his head with a little pride: "I finally know why I participated in the first stage."
He Jun became a little interested in Tong Wenle's mission: "Oh?"
Tong Wenle: "Because I'm rich."
He Jun: "?"
Tong Wenle leaned back in his chair, and arrogantly stuffed the task back into the envelope: "Some people are just beautiful and good at acting. Tsk, the most enviable thing is that he still has money. How much money is there to sponsor a variety show?" Just take it easy."
He Jun: "?" Who was the person who was too rebellious and had all cards banned by his family back then?
Director Hong, who came to play a guest role, couldn't stand listening to these words.Director Hong pushed back the sunglasses, in a daze to reveal the charm of fortune-telling for the blind, and asked He Jun sincerely: "Your team member is showing off like this, don't you want to hit him?"
He Jun asked Director Hong more sincerely: "Have you ever seen a rich man who secretly sells shoes in a small shop in order to eat mille-feuille cakes?"
Tong Wenle quickly tried to cover the captain's mouth: "Shut up, you can't say this!"
He Jun seemed to be ignorant, struggling at a loss, and quietly revealed: "Then because of your weight gain, someone found the cake box, and finally exposed the trumpet, can you tell me?"
Tong Wenle tried to start a fight with He Jun: "What's the difference between this and the one just now!"
Director Hong looked at the pair of older and mentally handicapped youths indifferently, and pushed his sunglasses again.
"Boom boom boom——"
The door was knocked.
He Jun and Tong Wenle instantly returned to their usual pretentious state, returned to their seats and sat down as if nothing had happened.
Director Hong: "Please come in."
The staff came in and pushed two packages.The packages looked very simple, like snakeskin bags used by migrant workers to bring things into the city.The snakeskin bag was bulging and full of things, and it looked like it was specially prepared for the two of them.
Director Hong said: "In order to be able to blend in with the public, we have to be exactly the same as the new employees in terms of food, clothing, housing and transportation this time. It contains the living utensils and clothes you have slept in for the past three months."
He Jun and Tong Wenle looked at the two snakeskin bags, confident in their future life.
He Jun: "As long as there is a bed."
Tong Wenle: "As long as there is a cafeteria."
Just joining the Rice Research Institute, can it be difficult to defeat the two of them?
can.
He Jun hasn't been able to move in yet, so he has to take the tractor driver's license test first.There are four exams for a tractor driver's license, including theoretical exams, practical exams, and even field work exams.
He sat on the tractor wearing a big straw hat, looked at the various facilities in the tractor, and took a deep breath.Teacher Li Qiu, who played the role of coach, held a loudspeaker not far away: "Young man, do you know how to drive a tractor?"
Li Qiu: Actor, frequent guest of Anti-Japanese War films.The family has fields and has been driving tractors for many years.
He Jun slightly raised his voice: "I don't know! That's why I came to study!"
Under the scorching sun, the red tractor He Jun was sitting on was so beautiful that it could shine.It has four wide wheels, two smaller at the front and two larger at the rear, supporting the entire tractor in red and black.
In the enclosed air-conditioned cockpit of a tractor that can only accommodate one person, He Jun has a steering wheel on the front, a lever at hand, a lever under his crotch, and a digital instrument cluster, which looks much simpler than driving a car.
He Jun seems to have returned to the era of manual transmission cars, and learned according to Teacher Li Qiu: "The tractor you are driving is from Dongfanghong. The tractors in the past were like locomotives, and they looked better than the current ones. I have seen retro red Is it like a classic car? It’s just the front of the car.”
It's kind of nice to imagine that.
He Jun touched the wheels and discs, and felt that this kind of tractor could not be put together with the farm tools that he imagined were full of mud, water, gray and black.
"It has four wheels. This type of tractor is called a wheeled tractor. It is different from crawler tractors and hand tractors in appearance." Li Qiu instructed, "Starting is the same as a manual car. It is very simple. Put it in neutral. , Step on the clutch with your left foot, and accelerate with your right foot."
He Jun has a driver's license, so he easily mastered it and started the tractor smoothly.
It's really easy to start.
No one dislikes bright students.
Teacher Li Qiu's voice was full of smiles: "Yes. As for the gears, there are 6 forward gears and 2 reverse gears. Remember 13, 25, 46, 124 is a low gear, and 356 is a high gear. OK, Come back into the garage at a low speed."
He Jun: "?" What?
The program team thinks it is very reasonable, and has no intention of making up a pilot episode at all.
Fishing requires a little bait, not a pile of fish food.
The waiting audience looked forward to the stars and the moon, and finally looked forward to Friday, squatting in front of the TV station to watch the program broadcast.The TV station had reviewed this variety show a long time ago, and it gave the program team a lot of face, and directly put the show on prime time, and even released the trailer a week in advance.
When the time was up, everyone looked at the screen intently.
Before the screen turned on, the conversation was transmitted first.
"Old Liang, are you hungry?"
"hungry."
"I'm hungry too. It hasn't rained in my hometown for more than 200 days."
The screen turned on, and a pair of old farmers squatted on the field, their faces were black and yellow and a little thin.They wore the short-sleeved trousers most commonly seen by field farmers in the 60s and [-]s, and the wrinkles between their brows were so numerous that they could crush mosquitoes to death.
"I heard that the Yellow River in Jinan has stopped flowing. After three years of drought, people have no water to drink, and the land has no water to irrigate, so we water it according to the schedule."
The two fell silent again.
The ground under the two of them was dry to the point of cracks, and the occasional spots of green were not emerald green at all, but a gray and lifeless dull green.The lips of the two were dull in color, cracked and cracked, and their whole bodies looked completely poor.
After a while, the two chatted again.
"You said, will it rain next year?"
"I think it will rain tomorrow."
"It doesn't work to rely on the sky. If one day, we say let it rain this day, it will rain that day. Let it stop raining this day and it will stop the rain."
"Why don't you just let the food grow as long as you want! Don't be afraid of drought, rain, insects, weeds."
"Can that be eaten?"
"Why can't you eat it?"
As soon as the camera changed, He Jun, wearing a white shirt and black trousers, appeared next to the waves of wheat in the field, and smiled at the young and energetic faces around him: "Many farmers in the lower reaches of the Yangtze River spontaneously researched delicious and practical rice varieties, which led to Major research institutes feel that they cannot lose to the masses, and they have also developed a series of rice varieties.”
He straightened the temporary student listing on his chest: "Now that you are full, you have to find a way to increase economic benefits and improve the deliciousness of rice. From now on, it depends on the direction of your research."
Several students present were flattered.
He Jun looked at how flattered they were, and was a little envious: "It's good to study agriculture. As long as you pass the grades, you can come to the institute. Unlike me, you have to take the tractor G driver's license test before coming here."
The students collectively looked at He Jun in a daze.
what?Do you have to know a tractor to enter the research institute?
At the beginning of the film, a group of animated villains appeared on the stage, pushed and pulled the name of the variety show to the center, and opened the first episode of the variety show.
There was a lot of discussion on the Internet about this opening title: "The opening title turned out to be played by two old actors! There are other guests in the variety show!"
"I know, I know, one is Mr. Li Qiu, who is keen on acting in anti-Japanese war films, and the other is Mr. Liang Gaosheng, who became popular in poverty alleviation programs last year. They are both old dramas. The acting should be in 60 years. Three years of severe drought."
"I'm dying of laughter. There is my classmate in the title. She got good grades in agriculture and went to the research institute's summer camp, but she was dragged into the filming, and was made silly by Team He."
"My classmate did the same. He came back at night and told me with great emotion: this institute requires a tractor driver's license test. Looking back, I found out that the certificate is not required at all. But he signed a non-disclosure agreement, so I can only say woo hoo now!"
The feature film begins, in an office.
Vacation captain He Jun and team member Tong Wenle are chatting with each other.
A profile is displayed in a frame next to them.
Vacation He Jun: The male team leader, excellent singing and dancing ACE, host.It is gentle, and it is stuffed with sesame seeds when cut open.
Vacation Tong Wenle: Boy band member, actor, investor.very rich.
He Junwen recounted the arrangement of the program group: "I heard from Director Hong and Sister Jia that to understand an industry, you have to experience the daily life of the employees. The first unit contacted by the program group was the Rice Research Institute."
Tong Wenle shaved her hair, and then sighed quietly: "Who would have thought that the first flying guest would be me. I am a person who can't tell the difference between green onions and leeks, so I went to the Rice Research Institute to seek abuse?"
He Jun didn't expect that Tong Wenle would be on the show with him first.He is a regular guest and has roughly seen Jiajie's plan.Tong Wenle is the most beautiful in the group, keen on acting, well-informed, with a superior family, and his attributes are more suitable for the later content.
I don't know what Ms. Jia is thinking.
There was a knock on the door, He Jun and Tong Wenle looked towards the door.
The chubby Director Hong wore sunglasses, walked in the door with an arrogant face, pulled a chair and sat opposite He Jun and Tong Wenle, and pushed an envelope towards them: "Vacation captain He Jun, team member Tong Wenle, hello. Here is The program team and the Personnel Department of the Rice Research Institute will arrange work according to the situation of the guests. You will live in the research institute as temporary workers for three months."
He Jun and Tong Wenle glanced at each other, took out the card and was about to read it, when they suddenly saw the word "Confidentiality" written on the top of the card.
He Jun looked down and saw the content on his card, and the corner of his mouth twitched: Damn, I want to take the tractor driver's license test by myself.
There are not many words written on the task card:
[Confidential task]: You need to live in the rice research institute as a temporary worker for three months. Please be sure to take the tractor driver's license test before moving in.
He Jun looked at Tong Wenle.
Tong Wenle was very tangled before getting the card, but very confident after getting the card.After reading the words on the card, he noticed the captain's gaze and raised his head with a little pride: "I finally know why I participated in the first stage."
He Jun became a little interested in Tong Wenle's mission: "Oh?"
Tong Wenle: "Because I'm rich."
He Jun: "?"
Tong Wenle leaned back in his chair, and arrogantly stuffed the task back into the envelope: "Some people are just beautiful and good at acting. Tsk, the most enviable thing is that he still has money. How much money is there to sponsor a variety show?" Just take it easy."
He Jun: "?" Who was the person who was too rebellious and had all cards banned by his family back then?
Director Hong, who came to play a guest role, couldn't stand listening to these words.Director Hong pushed back the sunglasses, in a daze to reveal the charm of fortune-telling for the blind, and asked He Jun sincerely: "Your team member is showing off like this, don't you want to hit him?"
He Jun asked Director Hong more sincerely: "Have you ever seen a rich man who secretly sells shoes in a small shop in order to eat mille-feuille cakes?"
Tong Wenle quickly tried to cover the captain's mouth: "Shut up, you can't say this!"
He Jun seemed to be ignorant, struggling at a loss, and quietly revealed: "Then because of your weight gain, someone found the cake box, and finally exposed the trumpet, can you tell me?"
Tong Wenle tried to start a fight with He Jun: "What's the difference between this and the one just now!"
Director Hong looked at the pair of older and mentally handicapped youths indifferently, and pushed his sunglasses again.
"Boom boom boom——"
The door was knocked.
He Jun and Tong Wenle instantly returned to their usual pretentious state, returned to their seats and sat down as if nothing had happened.
Director Hong: "Please come in."
The staff came in and pushed two packages.The packages looked very simple, like snakeskin bags used by migrant workers to bring things into the city.The snakeskin bag was bulging and full of things, and it looked like it was specially prepared for the two of them.
Director Hong said: "In order to be able to blend in with the public, we have to be exactly the same as the new employees in terms of food, clothing, housing and transportation this time. It contains the living utensils and clothes you have slept in for the past three months."
He Jun and Tong Wenle looked at the two snakeskin bags, confident in their future life.
He Jun: "As long as there is a bed."
Tong Wenle: "As long as there is a cafeteria."
Just joining the Rice Research Institute, can it be difficult to defeat the two of them?
can.
He Jun hasn't been able to move in yet, so he has to take the tractor driver's license test first.There are four exams for a tractor driver's license, including theoretical exams, practical exams, and even field work exams.
He sat on the tractor wearing a big straw hat, looked at the various facilities in the tractor, and took a deep breath.Teacher Li Qiu, who played the role of coach, held a loudspeaker not far away: "Young man, do you know how to drive a tractor?"
Li Qiu: Actor, frequent guest of Anti-Japanese War films.The family has fields and has been driving tractors for many years.
He Jun slightly raised his voice: "I don't know! That's why I came to study!"
Under the scorching sun, the red tractor He Jun was sitting on was so beautiful that it could shine.It has four wide wheels, two smaller at the front and two larger at the rear, supporting the entire tractor in red and black.
In the enclosed air-conditioned cockpit of a tractor that can only accommodate one person, He Jun has a steering wheel on the front, a lever at hand, a lever under his crotch, and a digital instrument cluster, which looks much simpler than driving a car.
He Jun seems to have returned to the era of manual transmission cars, and learned according to Teacher Li Qiu: "The tractor you are driving is from Dongfanghong. The tractors in the past were like locomotives, and they looked better than the current ones. I have seen retro red Is it like a classic car? It’s just the front of the car.”
It's kind of nice to imagine that.
He Jun touched the wheels and discs, and felt that this kind of tractor could not be put together with the farm tools that he imagined were full of mud, water, gray and black.
"It has four wheels. This type of tractor is called a wheeled tractor. It is different from crawler tractors and hand tractors in appearance." Li Qiu instructed, "Starting is the same as a manual car. It is very simple. Put it in neutral. , Step on the clutch with your left foot, and accelerate with your right foot."
He Jun has a driver's license, so he easily mastered it and started the tractor smoothly.
It's really easy to start.
No one dislikes bright students.
Teacher Li Qiu's voice was full of smiles: "Yes. As for the gears, there are 6 forward gears and 2 reverse gears. Remember 13, 25, 46, 124 is a low gear, and 356 is a high gear. OK, Come back into the garage at a low speed."
He Jun: "?" What?
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