The talented people in Jiangshan have put together a variety show

The journey on the train looks very exciting. In fact, once you really stay in a space for many days in a row, those who love to be noisy will still feel the need to breathe.

There is still a whole day before the arrival at the station, but He Jun and Guan Zhengyang can't always do their homework in the train to enjoy the scenery and experience the joy of shooting content.They have to show content related to the theme of the variety show and engage in some game sessions.

After much deliberation, He Jun asked the flight attendant for half a catty of wheat flour.

Half a catty of wheat flour was spread out in a basin, with He Jun and Guan Zhengyang sitting on either side.

As artists, the two of them certainly wore clothes that were easy to change and wash before playing the game.The bright color of the crew neck will look great in the room against a neat backdrop.

He Jun calmly hosted the game, which only two people participated in and no one was watching: "After two days of training on the train, we are now going to have a quiz contest to prove that we are serious about the show. We will prove that in these two days we have a good knowledge of the railroads and of cotton, wheat, rice, and so on."

In order to prevent all the flour from getting into the bangs, and eventually the flour into the eyes, He Jun lifted up his own bangs and fixed them on his head with clips.Guan Zhengyang also fixed his bangs back to ensure that his hair would suffer less.

He Jun took a coin first: "Flowers or words?"

Guan Zhengyang: "Flowers."

He Jun tossed the coin, pressed it, and then opened it.The two looked at the face of the coin, and it was a flower.Guan Zhengyang immediately rubbed his hands: "Come on, I always ask the first question. I did a good job yesterday! Railway workers, what work units are there! Name more than five!"

He Jun took a deep breath.

It is quite difficult to answer this question completely.Because it contains too many work units, like He Jun, who only got to know halfway, even if his memory is amazing, if he memorizes too much information in one breath, there will be omissions.

He slowed down his answer: "The train section, the locomotive section...well, the passenger section, the power supply section...the retirement section!"

Guan Zhengyang listened nervously, and found that the captain did answer five, and reluctantly agreed: "Okay, you pass."

He Jun chuckled.Seeing that Guan Zhengyang was merciless to himself at the beginning, he naturally used a merciless question to Guan Zhengyang: "How to distinguish wheat from rice! Say three!"

Guan Zhengyang said immediately: "One is planted in the north, and the other is planted in the south. One does not need a lot of water, and the other needs a lot of water! And..."

Before he mentioned the third type, He Jun had already smiled very friendlyly: "It's a way to distinguish between two crops, and yours is not a way to distinguish."

Guan Zhengyang was shocked.

Guan Zhengyang thought about it carefully, and found that this was indeed a side issue.He gritted his teeth, smashed his face into the wheat flour, and looked at He Jun indifferently with his face covered in white flour: "Come again!"

The phrase "Come again" spewed out a puff of white smoke on the spot, like the whining of a locomotive.The cruel post-production directly dubbed the picture.

He Jun laughed so much that he turned his head, not daring to look directly at Guan Zhengyang in front of him.

However, He Jun laughed, but Guan Zhengyang was quite cruel. Seeing the captain dodging, he stretched out his hand to straighten the head: "No, you have to watch me answer the question!" Another puff of white smoke spewed out while speaking, which made He Jun laugh to lean back.

Guan Zhengyang was silent for two seconds: Wheat flour was in his mouth, it was a bit dry.

Seeing that the captain couldn't stop laughing, Guan Zhengyang slapped the table, and directly talked about the third question: "Since we are going to test plants, let me ask you, when cotton is planted, there is a word called 'creating moisture'. 'What means!"

He Jun thought that this question was too simple, and answered with a smile: "Soil humidity. 'Moisture creation' is to control soil moisture. Because cotton needs a lot of water. Most plants need water. Poof—— "

Rice also needs water, and wheat also needs water.Of course wheat has to be higher on the soil.Rice has a greater need for water.This characteristic of both sides has also led to more wheat planting in the north.

Guan Zhengyang frowned, and the wheat flour on his eyebrows fell straight into the basin: "Damn it, I don't know the word, so I checked it out!"

He Jun laughed and asked the next question: "After the railway has passed the construction stage, besides opening tunnels and erecting bridge piers, what other work should be done? Name three items at will!"

Guan Zhengyang also felt that this question was extremely simple.Without further ado, he answered the question directly: "Tracks need to be laid, electricity is needed..."

After saying two, he stuck.What else are you going to do?

To some extent, Guan Zhengyang's laying of the track had to be done later, but anyway, he answered simple questions and did not say what order to ask.It's just that He Jun didn't expect Guan Zhengyang to be stuck like this again.

In the end, Guan Zhengyang could only say: "Damn it!" Then he buried his head in the wheat flour angrily, causing the frost and snow to stain his brows and eyes white again.

The scene was horrible.However, this kind of answer, the winner is only the audience.He Jun overturned the car after answering the questions.

Guan Zhengyang puffed out white smoke and asked loudly, "How long is the Sichuan-Tibet Railway?"

He Jun was silent.

He remembered that it was more than 500 or [-] meters.When reading the information, he deliberately read it twice.But since the length seems to be different, and it was not completely built, he didn't remember the exact number.

Didn't expect to overturn in such a place!

He Jun took a slight breath, held his breath and buried himself in the world of wheat flour.

Half an hour later, the two questions became more and more bizarre, and no one could answer them anyway.

"Cotton's genus and genus! What exactly is it?"

"What tasks do railway security officers need to do on a daily basis?"

"How many trains are there in our country?"

"How many railway stations are there in our country?"

The two made things difficult for each other, anyway, after several rounds, the two overturned in a row, and the questions they asked became more tricky than the other.Later, the answer was typed on the screen, but the person involved had to keep entering the world of wheat and transforming into two white-skinned men.

Half an hour later, even He Jun's eyelashes were white, and when his lips turned white and cracked, he became a jet monster: "I said... poof—"

A burst of white smoke was blown directly off Zhengyang's face.

Guan Zhengyang let the wheat flour accumulate on his face, he was already speechless, and it would be easy to choke if he sprayed it.

The two fell silent facing each other.

Guan Zhengyang raised his hands covered with wheat flour, expressing with body language: Surrender!

This tortured game finally came to an end.

The barrage died laughing off the screen on the spot: "This is the first time I saw the captain so embarrassed, I laughed to death."

"This is the ultimate whitening in the legend."

"Hahahahaha whitening is extremely laughable."

He Jun and Guan Zhengyang struggled to wash their faces, and fought for the faucet in the bathroom.In the end, they got entangled and washed their faces desperately.

"Calm down, just wash your face. Is there still a race?"

"No, I just want to wash first!"

Ironically, wheat flour is sticky.After adding water, the stickiness is stronger, so it sticks into a piece of dough, which can't be shaken off, almost making two people rub the dough on their faces.Coupled with the internal fighting between the two, the whole bathroom suddenly became chaotic.

After hard work, the two finally washed their faces and cleaned up the messy bathroom.They put all the flour into bags: "Garbage sorting. The last bit of wheat flour may become feed and enter the farm."

It's not a waste of food either.

These two people did not learn the real knowledge in this game. Anyway, the audience did learn some strange knowledge in life that is meaningless except for bragging, and collectively laughed like little fools.

……

After some commotion, the train arrived at the destination station where the two had agreed to meet.

He Jun and Guan Zhengyang packed their luggage to make sure nothing was left behind.After studying and resting all day, they got out of the car with their luggage.

The two moved a lot of things, and they really didn't have a camera in hand, so they relied on the flight attendants to temporarily follow and record the appearance of the two carrying their luggage off the train in embarrassment.

Fortunately, the stop time is long, and there are really not many people on this bus.

After He Jun thanked the flight attendants repeatedly, he and Guan Zhengyang walked out with a lot of luggage.They hung the camera on the luggage and fixed it with a rope, making it difficult for the camera to capture some hard shots of the two of them.

Under such a difficult situation, He Jun took out his mobile phone to contact the staff, and also contacted Wang Xiang's friend who had agreed to pick them up.

The crew of the program team arrived a little faster than them, and were waiting for He Jun's news.They quickly came to meet and took all kinds of luggage. The cameraman even took off the lens and used the big camera to shoot himself.

Wang Xiang's friend was waiting for He Jun and Guan Zhengyang at the arrival place on time.He was holding a sign in his hand that would only be used when someone picked up the plane, and it said "Welcome congratulations, Guan!"

I didn't write my full name because I was afraid that if other fans found out, there might be some accidents halfway through the itinerary.

Wang Xiang's best friend is Cheng Yao, a man with five big and three rough.When he saw a group of people, he was still in the middle of filming, and immediately knew that the person he was going to pick up had arrived, so he leaned over with a sign: "Hey, Teacher He! Teacher Guan!"

When He Jun, Guan Zhengyang and his party saw Cheng Yao, they hurriedly greeted him.As soon as the two sides approached and greeted each other, they were a little dumbfounded.Both He Jun and Guan Zhengyang were considered tall, but when Cheng Yao stood beside them, he was a head taller and half a body wider than them.

Cheng Yao is generally strong and stocky, but not obese.His eye sockets are relatively deep, and he looks deep-set. He is obviously a local with local blood.

When he saw He Jun and Guan Zhengyang, he was about to say something politely, when he heard a woman in the group "attack" the two big stars with words: "Yo, I met someone. I met someone." Didn't you look at your own state before?"

Seeing Jun He and Guan Zhengyang, Sister Jia couldn't bear it.

She started complaining about the casual clothes of the two people: "Look at this dress. It's full of pleats here and there. You're an artist after all." Then from the faces of the two people, they barely made a base, drew their eyebrows, and wiped a lip balm. The make-up maker continued to complain, "Just find a cabinet lady who knows how to make up better than you," and then angrily said about the planning and rewriting, "Captain, just wait, I will definitely make your next script wonderful! "

When He Jun heard this, he felt that he could buy mustard for tonight.

He also tried to save Jiajie and the program crew before he was about to do the job: "We can actually film in a more peaceful and happy way. Take the route of sustainable development."

Sister Jia sneered, crossed her arms and said, "Oh? Really?"

He Jun smiled back: "Yes."