The talented people in Jiangshan have put together a variety show

In addition to trains, there are naturally bullet trains and high-speed rails on the track.After the vision, a flight attendant, a railway driver and a road planning and design employee sat together.

A huge blueprint was spread out in front of them, and the three of them drew on the blueprint with a pen and ruler on the spot.

The playback is played at double speed, and the tracks from all over the country are drawn on the drawings with various colored pens, accurate to every station and every track.This driver is a freight driver, and even wrote down some special lines on the drawings.

There are naturally differences between railways and railroads.There are freight trains, passenger trains, train routes, and high-speed rail routes.The dense threads are denser than spider webs, making people's eyes dazzled. I don't know how the human brain records these contents.

When it was put here, many barrage people were already stupid.

"At this level, I'm afraid not everyone can participate in the strongest brain."

"It's a bit exaggerated, but this memory is indeed terrifying."

"You may not believe it, but the railways often have exams. Monthly exams, quarterly exams, annual exams, and this and that. It really depends on choosing a good career. Every day is like a college entrance examination."

"It's not as difficult as the college entrance examination, but the exams are indeed very frequent, and most of them are about safety rules and other assessment content."

Students always want to grow up, but they don't think that they will still be unable to escape the fate of the exam after they grow up.

The whole picture was fully formed, and the outer layer was framed with a country map, and finally it was framed and hung on the wall.He Jun appeared in the camera at this moment, holding the task card of the program group, frowning and looking at the content: "Recite and copy this picture."

Guan Zhengyang stood aside and played the violin, and stopped immediately when he heard this.

The music stopped abruptly.I saw Guan Zhengyang quickly packed up his violin, and quickly ran away with his luggage on his back: "Slip away. I will never come to this show again! I can't eat or drink. Goodbye everyone!"

He ran fast, turned his head and waved to He Jun: "Goodbye, Captain! Come on, Captain! We will definitely meet again in our lifetime! When you successfully copy this picture——"

It was hard for He Jun not to understand this.This is almost the same as: This copy of the picture probably belongs to the Lifetime series!

No matter how good a picture is, it is difficult to remember it.

He Jun looked at the picture in front of him, then at the task card in his hand, and then at Guan Zhengyang who ran away.After a moment of silence, He Jun clipped the task card to the seam of the framed picture frame, and Ma Liu ran behind Guan Zhengyang: "Wait for me!"

Run wildly, without mercy.

The cameraman was left dumbfounded and could only run wildly after He Jun.

In the end, when the screen went dark, Guan Zhengyang ran too hastily in the corner and lost his shoes.He hurriedly picked up the shoes, and panicked when he realized that someone was chasing him, he jumped and continued running.

The end of the eighth issue just made people feel a little bit emotional and turned around, almost making people laugh to death.

"The appearance and exit of comedians really do not follow the routine of the program group."

"The routine you think is just the routine you think, Guan Zhengyang's routine just doesn't follow the routine!"

"The captain is tired, the captain wants to go back and be his idol."

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It is really funny that the two people who don't follow the routine are funny, and it also made many people analyze the program group.

He Jun and Tong Wenle's fourth period in the research institute can be said to be immersive, allowing people to understand the content of researchers, farmers, students who want to study in the future, and related industries in the process of rice planting.

Everyone can imagine that He Jun will patiently experience this boring life, but it is surprising that Tong Wenle also played a role that cannot be ignored.

The fourth period of He Jun and Guan Zhengyang is different.The opening of the rice draws people into the game, and the opening of the road makes people get out of the mountain village.Then I went to a different place, and there was a story between cotton and the railway.

Guan Zhengyang escaped and returned to escape, but he was still able to indulge in infrastructure.When the audience thought he could endure hardship, he turned around and ran away from home with the captain.The audience can see people in infrastructure-related industries, and also feel the sand sculptures of variety shows.

The eighth period is over, and most of this variety show is over.

In the new week, the five members of Vacation have already entered the ice and snow resort.

The five of them are having a video with the program group.

Director Hong was discussing the issues of recent episodes with Sister Jia in the camera.

His sense of variety is not as strong as Xiao Jia. He read the comments on the Internet and analyzed them with headphones: "Look at it. Let me say that Guan Zhengyang's episodes are not as good as Tong Wenle's episodes. They are not deep enough and scattered!"

Xiaojia is on vacation recently, so she doesn't have to write anything, and is addicted to playing games every day.She was in the happiest time of her life, how could she tolerate Director Hong saying that.She fought with Director Hong on the spot, and also read the comments on the Internet: "Look, everyone said that Guan Zhengyang's four episodes of variety shows have a stronger sense of variety. And the slow variety is interesting! Who cares about your rhythm level!"

The two began to read all kinds of comments on the Internet on the spot: "I think Xiaojia's planning is exhausted. The start is good, what kind of chaos will be in the future..."

"It's because the director can't control it well. This kind of editing obviously has so much material, so it should be able to cut out a more layered plot."

Director Hong scolded the street on the spot: "If they are capable, they will come to shoot! Do you know how much material you need to see in the first issue? You have to rack your brains to pass the review. My son asked my wife to bring me a washboard when he came home after editing the first issue, saying that I abused his son."

The expressions of the five members of Vacation were synchronized: "Wow!"

Xiao Jia laughed wildly over there: "Hahahahaha deserves it."

In fact, as Director Hong said, there are always too many factors to consider when a variety show comes out.Their program group has enough autonomy.But even so, they have to avoid many things that are not suitable for the camera, and they have to constantly negotiate with the people in the place where they are filmed during the shooting process.

The front of the car repeatedly said that it involved "confidentiality", and the program crew was not allowed to enter the filming.The terms of the rules are there.Because once something goes wrong, there are a lot of people who will be held accountable.Jun He and the others have lost their careers in the entertainment industry.

Not to mention the several industries they have filmed so far, each of which is a century-old history, and involves a lot of content that variety shows should not and do not need to study carefully.

Director Hong said with emotion: "Hey, it's better to shoot outdoor documentaries, because it will burn money anyway."

Xiao Jia turned her head from wild laughter to "tsk tsk tsk" disgust: "Good documentaries can also make money, okay? You just burn the money." She exposed the truth cruelly, and she was not polite at all, "People who watch Animal World every day are so many."

Director Hong: "..." He was so angry that he just wanted to hang up the video.

Seeing that the video call was going to end without a problem, He Jun hurriedly said as a palliative: "Let's talk about how to promote the variety show. Is it enough to just sing, dance, and flash? Are you sure there is no need to add anything?"

Xiaojia: "Come on, it's simple and rude, hang a banner behind your back. Vacation variety show promotion. The extreme soil is trendy. How about it?"

He Jun was silent.

He wanted to hang up the video chat even more than Director Hong just now.As if he hadn't changed the subject.

As a result, in their regiment, there was always more than one person trying to make trouble.Guan Zhengyang's eyes lit up on the spot, and he cooperated with Jiajie: "Why is the banner enough? This should not be like a Spring Festival couplet, with a sentence on the left and right. The left side has generations of talented people, and the right side has been leading for hundreds of years. The middle horizontally criticizes the Vacation variety show promotion! "

When these words came out, Xiao Jia was stunned by Guan Zhengyang: "Good guy, do you want to celebrate the New Year in a resort?"

Tong Wenle doubted life: "Why don't you just hang a pennant? Vacation is a gift to the collective audience: those who have a unique vision."

Ye Hao laughed and pounded the table on the spot.

The down-to-earth Qiu Feng wanted to laugh, but he said sincerely: "Is it too exaggerated?"

He Jun imagined the scene of the whole family singing and dancing during the New Year, and felt that it was more than an exaggeration.The manager of the resort would suspect that what he invited was not a fashion traffic idol, but an eighteenth-tier middle-aged artist who came out to have a meal.

But Director Hong thought about it for a while: "The red color matches the snow scene in the background quite well."

He Jun tried to correct their thinking: "...Although it is a match, it is a bit..."

Director Hong made a final decision: "Let's pay everyone a happy early year!"

He Jun: "..." You prayed really early this year, if you were earlier, you would have prayed a year earlier.

If it is said that a boy group should be "no need to define" in the end, He Jun feels that the boy group he is in really "does not need to be defined".Human beings have been unable to transition from idols to comedians on vacation.

On the third day, utterly ignorant tourists came and went, preparing for their individual ski routines.

The staff prepared the couplets and pennants that were hurriedly made the day before on the side of the small stage of the resort. The five vacationers wore winter knit hats on their heads, plain goggles and masks on their faces, and wore heavy coats to prepare by the side of the stage.

When no one was prepared, the staff rushed to the stage and quickly set up couplets.The banners are all picked up with bamboo poles.The pennant even "swished" and opened on the spot, confusing passers-by.

The five members of Vacation took off the full set of equipment they used to cover up on the spot, revealing the light blue suits and performance clothes inside, and stepped on the stage to the music.

"Hi everyone, we are Vacation!"

Five people introduced themselves in unison.

As long as you are not embarrassed, others will be embarrassed.He Jun maintained a smile: "In order to thank the audience of the show, we specially held a promotional performance here."

As soon as the background sound changed, the five people held the microphone with one hand, and half of the other hand rested on their stomachs, and bowed slightly towards the audience.Standing up again, He Jun spoke first, and the other four accompanied him.There are almost four sentences in rotation, and everyone has fully demonstrated.

Visitors to the resort would never have thought that there would be such a thing.Qi Shushu was stunned, and after realizing it, many people quickly took out their mobile phones, took pictures and videos to share and upload.When the real audience or fans of the program group received the news, they rushed over and ran around the stage on the spot to start the chorus mode.

Normal flash: "Wow that's cool!"

The flash mob of Vacation this time would have ushered in a sentence that is too cool.But the problem is that their background is too "arrogant".A set of neat couplets, the paper is also made of gold powder on a red background, and the pennant is even more golden on a red background, with many tassels.

When people see this scene online, their first reaction will definitely not be "too cool", but "too coquettish".

The program team has already found a location and is ready to shoot the whole process.

After the performance of Vacation flashed people, the full video was posted on the Internet, and the whole Internet burst into laughter.

After the official release of the video by Vacation and the program team, according to their original statement, they added the accompanying video text: Wishing everyone an early year!