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BY Wei Zimo in the late stage of the second disease

Wei Zimo had never been to the coffee shop called "Wei Lan" where the blind date was.But after all, it's in front of his own house - although he has moved out for several years, he still has some impressions.The appointed time was four o'clock in the afternoon, and Mr. Wei set the alarm clock for 02:30.But after turning off the alarm, I can't get up anyway, so it shouldn't matter if I decide to sleep a little longer.Besides, isn't he just planning to make this blind date a mess?

No girl likes a guy who is late for a date, right?Mr. Wei felt that his speculation was reasonable.

So, when Wei Zimo stepped into the "Wei Lan" coffee shop at [-]:[-] and found his blind date partner, Miss Chen Xinran, he realized that he was really out of date.Is there really a girl who doesn't mind her partner being late? !

Then go to the second trick!Mr. Wei calculated carefully in his heart.

He just walked over without looking sideways, and after sitting down, with a blank expression on his face, he raised his legs pretending to be elegant, and just looked directly at the other party, but he didn't speak for a long time.Ms. Chen seemed a little embarrassed by being stared at, so she simply opened her mouth and said, "Mr. Wei Zimo?"

"it's me."

Mr. Wei Zimo snapped his fingers, called "waiter", reached out to take the menu, turned his head and asked, "What does Ms. Chen drink?"

"Just a latte."

"Two cups of latte." Mr. Wei said to the waiter.

After ordering, he returned to his taciturn state.That's right, the second trick that Mr. Wei is going to try is - version high cold!

It has to be said that Mr. Wei's body is definitely a middle school, and he is still in the late stage of the second disease, but at this time he has to keep reminding himself to put on an appearance of "don't get close to strangers".Although girls like this cold and arrogant type when they watch TV dramas, in real life, no one wants their boyfriend to have facial paralysis and poor communication every day, right?

But in fact, a girl who doesn't mind her partner being late is a wonderful thing.

Although under the influence of Mr. Wei, the two simply kept silent.But Ms. Chen was sipping two sips of coffee, and from time to time she lowered her head and peeked at Mr. Wei. The sharp-eyed Mr. Wei said that when he peeked, he seemed to see a blush on the other's face. What's going on? !

"Wei...Mr. Wei!" Chen Xinran seemed to be unable to bear it anymore, "Do you like latte too?"

"En." Gao coldly nodded.

"It seems that we have common hobbies! Does Mr. Wei have any other favorite things?"

"Write an article." Gao replied coldly.

"Ah... I can't do this. I'm an engineering student, and I really don't have a good command of writing. But I quite like reading. What kind of books does Mr. Wei like to read?"

"All kinds." He continued to answer coldly.

"That's it... can I call you Zimo? Mr. Wei, Mr. Wei's name is so unfamiliar. My mother persuaded me to come on a blind date, but I didn't want to. If I had known that Mr. Wei was such a person... Cough cough, anyway Ah, don't call me Miss Chen, just call me Xinran.

"...What kind of person am I?" Although this sentence is a bit long, it shouldn't affect the image of Gao Leng, right?Wei Zimo's heart was pounding, but he still thought it would be better to ask the reason first.

"Well... how should I put it, although it seems to give people a sense of distance, but you are cold, cool and have a personality. Hey, has no one praised your personality? En? Where are you going, Zimo?"

"Toilet."

The toilet or something is of course an excuse, Mr. Wei just wants to run away and calm down.If he had known that the other party was this type, he would have come to the appointment early and exposed the essence of the second class!Well, there is no such thing as regret medicine in the world. The first and second moves have failed, so he can't go back and say to the other party in a daze, "Actually, I'm a bastard. Pretend to show you" right? !

Mr. Wei was in a mess right now, so he poured cold water to calm him down a bit.What he's complaining about now is why the bathroom is at the deepest part of the coffee shop, if it's by the door, he can just run away.

However, it seems that no coffee shop will put the toilet by the door, right?

That's not the point.Mr. Wei complained to himself.He urgently needs to come up with a third method to solve the current situation, at least to escape today's blind date.Why don't you take out the methods you have tried in the past and try again?But that weird guy outside obviously doesn't follow the usual path.

Mr. Wei wanted to think quietly, but everything went wrong. The two people who walked in behind were not only talking, but their voices were not too low.

"Hey, Yuhang, waiting for you online tonight?"

"Okay, after ten o'clock, I have a shift tonight, and I will abuse you then!"

"Haha! It depends on whether you have the ability!"

Mr. Wei is not calm anymore.He is so irritable now, but he sees other people leisurely discussing about playing games at night? !Hehe, the saying that you can't see other people's happiness the most when you are miserable is really true.

But what could he do?I can only continue to think about my plan to escape the blind date.

With a blank mind, Wei Zimo finally walked back to his seat slowly after 10 minutes of escaping into the toilet.Twenty minutes later, he still had nothing to do, but if he didn't go out, the other party might think he had fallen into the toilet. With this completely incomprehensible brain circuit, he might just break into the men's toilet?

Okay, Mr. Wei really thinks too much.

Wei Zimo, who returned to his original position, found that Chen Xinran was sitting there looking at the screen of his mobile phone, showing no sign of impatience on his face.Seeing that he was back, he immediately turned off the phone, and raised his head excitedly: "He's back? It's so slow."

"Yes." Continue to pretend to be cold.

"Is it uncomfortable?"

"No."

"That's good... Hey, where did we talk just now? Oh, by the way, I was chatting with my best friend just now, and told him that my blind date today is full of praises. Guess what she said? She actually said that the outstanding boy now They are all GAY, how can there be so many people talking about heterosexuality? You see how irritating."

"..." This time it's definitely not that Mr. Wei is pretending to be cold, but that he is really speechless.

There is no doubt that Ms. Liu's best friend hit the point - although Wei Zimo doesn't think he is very good, but there is no doubt that he will not talk about heterosexuality.

This is out of family pressure!Mr. Wei cried out in his heart.

"Why don't you ask her to meet one day, let her recognize the facts, don't read those online novels every day and don't know what to think every day, there are so many excellent boys, and why are you always thinking of stuffing them to other boys? Well?"

Wei Zimo continued to remain silent.

"Zimo, why don't you speak?"

"Cough." Wei Zimo gave a fake cough and asked tentatively, "You can't accept gay?"

"No, it's just that we can't just sit and watch so many excellent boys become gay, so what about us girls?" Chen Xinran replied, "It's up to everyone who they like, and now they are free Love, but at least people are selfish, and they definitely hope that the person they like also likes them."

Wei Zimo suddenly felt that perhaps coming out now was the only way to save him.So he began to think about how to implement it in practice.

Suddenly he turned his gaze to one side, and this glance made his eyes light up.

"Yuhang!" He stood up straight, and even forgot to cover up the "expressionless expression" that the cold image needs to maintain. He directly pulled the hand of the man passing by and said to Chen Xinran very fast, "No Sorry, Ms. Chen, this is my boyfriend Yu Hang, but I’m also gay, so we can’t do it anymore, I’m wasting your time today, I’ll treat you to coffee.”

After taking a picture of the two banknotes, he rushed out of the coffee shop with a completely unknown person, leaving only Chen Xinran and the two banknotes who were also in a daze.By the way, there is still half a cup of coffee that Mr. Wei didn't finish.

The author has something to say: Please forgive me for creating a nympho image ╮(╯▽╰)╭