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The saliva attack from the mother is too scary ╮(╯▽╰)╭

BY Wei Zimo, who was persecuted by his mother

No matter how much Wei Zimo was talked about in the group, he didn't bother anymore. Mr. Mo Zhan, who had just updated a chapter, suddenly felt inspired, and thought that it would be better to just go on like this, all the way to the end, and let the person who urged him to write every day Rush up to the sky to look at him with admiration?

Imagination is beautiful, reality is cruel.

Just after Wei Zimo opened a new file and typed "093", the phone rang again vigorously.Well, it's still my lord.But the call at this time... Could it be the woman in the afternoon who told her mother about herself?Thinking of this, Mr. Wei shuddered unconsciously.

Although he was a little worried, his mother still had to answer the phone call.Fortunately, the moment the phone was connected, the voice on the other side of the phone sounded normal.Well, the so-called normal means that the tone is ups and downs, the speed of speech is fast, and the sentence is too long, leaving no room for the other party to speak.

"Zimo, haven't you forgotten what day tomorrow is? It's Qingming. Don't forget to go home. We're going to sweep your grandfather's grave. We have to leave at eight o'clock in the morning. Why don't you go home now? Hey, forget it Forget it, you boy will definitely not be so obedient, let's see you tomorrow morning. You must arrive before nine o'clock, remember!"

"Beep beep beep beep".

"You wayward mother." Mr. Wei couldn't help complaining every time he received such a call.

But has this day come yet?

Mr. Wei actually turned over the calendar to verify it. After all, for Wei Zimo who has no work and no vacation, it seems that there is no difference when the holidays come, right?Well, tomorrow is really clear.

But these two days don't look like rain at all... Mr. Wei's mind always drifts to some strange places.

Since we are going home to sweep the grave, how about an update?joke!Mr. Wei once again closed the document with peace of mind.It's time for those who go to the office to give themselves a holiday and choose to be lazy. Why does he, Wei Zimo, have trouble with himself?For updates or something, let's talk about it after Qingming is over.

If the readers knew the author's great intentions, they would probably come straight to the door.

So the next morning, it was rare for Mr. Wei to stay up late—although he struggled with his lazy nature for a long time, he finally got up from the bed unsteadily.There were a lot of people going to sweep the grave that day, and the crowded bus really cost Mr. Wei half his life.When he finally arrived at the grave-sweeping place, his mother and father were already waiting there.

Very good, the expression is OK, it seems that Chen Xinran hasn't said anything yet.

After sweeping the tomb smoothly, Wei Zimo naturally wanted to go home for two nights, so the dinner table inevitably brought up the question that Wei Zimo felt completely unbearable at this time——

"Zimo, how was the blind date yesterday? Xinran is a nice girl, right?"

"This one……"

"Let me tell you, Xinran's mother and I were good best friends when we were young, and we almost made a baby kiss at the beginning. If you think it's good, you should quickly accept Xinran."

"Mom, I..."

"If you're right, don't be shy. Your mother, Xin Ran and I are both in a hurry. You see, you're all too old and don't want to get married. Can we mothers not be in a hurry?"

"so……"

"Zi Mo..."

"Cough!" The father coughed, successfully breaking the mother's self-talk, "Listen to Zimo, what are you talking nonsense by yourself?"

Of course, these words were aimed at the lord mother, and Wei Zimo almost gave the lord father a thumbs up.

"Okay, okay, let Zimo talk. Zimo, if you can't choose the date of marriage, you can ask us to help you."

Pull too far!Wei Zimo suddenly wanted to throw something, but considering that what he was holding in his hand was for feeding his stomach, he decisively decided to give up this unrealistic idea.

"Well, Mom, I don't think we're suitable. Look, didn't Ms. Chen come over and say it's over?"

The mother-in-law froze somewhat unacceptably.Wei Zimo was afraid that his mother would try to persuade him after he recovered, so he quickly took a few mouthfuls of rice, filled half a bowl of soup, finished dinner quickly, and then put down the bowl and chopsticks. "Mom, I'm done eating, I'm going back to my room first." This is called 36 tricks, and the best policy is to walk.

The lord mother blinked, and when he realized it, Mr. Wei had already disappeared by the table.So the lord mother began to worry again, is this the rhythm of forcing him to marry?

Mr. Wei, who survived the catastrophe, spent the next two days thrillingly, afraid that his mother would bring Chen Xinran's family to his home as soon as he was in a good mood, and then talk about what was inappropriate.Fortunately, the response arc of the mother seems to be quite long, and it didn't occur to me that it was possible to do this within three days.As soon as the Qingming holiday was over, Mr. Wei couldn't wait to leave the Wei family and move back to his own nest.

Still living alone.Mr. Wei couldn't help sighing.

Then he opened QQ, which he had hardly touched in three days, and as soon as he logged in, he was urged to update by a total of 54 private chats in three days, and the screen exploded.If he hadn't known that QQ didn't have a scheduled sending function, Wei Zimo would have sincerely suspected that the other party had set up hourly reminders just to annoy him.Or, in fact, the other party found a BUG?

Well, this is just unwarranted speculation.From the first book to the present, there have been so many reminders to update, even Mr. Wei had to praise the other party's perseverance.If it were him, Wei Zimo, how could he have the spare time to urge an author who was already too lazy to update on time every day?

In fact, this just proves that Mr. Wei is as lazy as ever.

I haven't been home for almost three days, no matter how lazy I am, I still have to do some cleaning.So Mr. Wei stretched himself, wiped the table and cabinet casually, and then opened the refrigerator to find some food to fill his stomach, only to find that there seemed to be not enough ingredients in the refrigerator for tonight's dinner?

To have no food means to buy, to buy means to go out, and to go out means not to lie on the sofa or bed.This is Mr. Wei's brain circuit.

I have to say, it's really simple, the central idea is, don't be lazy.

Wei Zimo began to regret not having prepared instant noodles.

Carrying a reusable bag, Wei Zimo chose a convenience store that was closer to the community, went straight to the freezer section, picked some vegetables and meat, and finally took a detour to get a bag of instant noodles, and then walked to the front desk to pay the bill.

After a sound of "di", "di", "di", the clerk said: "A total of 38 yuan and 2 cents."

Wei Zimo turned over and handed it over, and only then did he look at the clerk for the first time.Then, he froze.

Isn't this the man named "Yuhang" who was pulled by him to pretend to be his boyfriend that day?

"Aren't you..." He wanted to say hello, but the other party just gave him a sideways look, and said while looking for money, "Leave after shopping, there are still many people queuing up behind."

Mr. Wei shut up.He couldn't figure out whether the other party really couldn't remember him coming or simply didn't want to talk to him.However, Mr. Wei is not in the mood to do things like putting a hot face on a cold butt.

He ended up looking for change, picked up his own things and put them in a reusable bag, glanced at the sign on the chest of the other party.

It turned out that his full name was Lin Yuhang.

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