The man who wears the future and the queen mother [Interstellar]

"What is it like? Is your uncle not allowed?"

"..." Shangguan Anhao stared blankly at the ceiling while clutching his stomach.Why is it big!Aunt!husband!Why are there no women in this world? !Why is there only half-male and half-female "shemale" like him in this world!He's going crazy!

"Well, it's much better after drinking the young juice." Li Wei let out a sigh of satisfaction.

"Well!"

"what happened?"

"stomach ache!"

"Hey, judging by your appearance, you must be uncle!"

"..." Could it be big!Aunt!husband!

"Drink more honey water, it will be better. Also, if it hurts too much, you can also take painkillers, but I don't recommend it. Painkillers have side effects. It's not good to take too much, and it will Affects reproductive function. It is best not to eat cold food when you come to the big uncle, or you will suffer more. Hey, females are like this, and they will be weaker these few days every month. There is no way to do this.”

"..." Shangguan Anhao lowered his head and drank the honey water silently.

"However, I would rather my uncle be in pain than shed my uncle's blood. Anhao, what do you think?"

"..." Why Mao didn't understand at all...

"Are you more willing to shed uncle's blood?"

Shangguan Anhao shook his head.Whether it's uncle's blood or brother-in-law's blood, he doesn't want to shed at all!

"That's it, who wants to put a big uncle's towel under it! Although it is only an ultra-thin one, there is always blood flowing out. It doesn't feel good at all."

"……"etc!Shangguan Anhao's eyes lit up, "Could it be that if you bleed, you won't have a stomachache, and if you have a stomachache, you won't bleed?"

"Are you having a stomachache and bleeding again?"

An Hao shook her head.

"That's it. Strange, why do I think you don't understand at all. How old were you when you became an uncle? Didn't your parents tell you? Didn't you listen to the physiology class before?"

"Cough." It's not that he didn't listen, but that this "big uncle" was not under his control.

"Okay, sorry, I won't talk about you anymore. After all, you are still my 'mother and father'. As a junior, I can't be disrespectful to my elders."

"Pfft!" An Hao almost spit out half of the honey water she drank.

But Li Wei smiled and said: "It's better to come to you for fun, I don't feel any pain at all when I see you slumped and suffering."

"..."

"However, I heard that it is easier for females with big uncle's blood to give birth, while it is very painful for us who have big uncle's blood to give birth. In fact, many females would rather have big uncle's blood than big Uncle is in pain. So, I really hope that the doctors will soon find out a painless birth method with no side effects at all, preferably one where I wake up from sleep and the babies are out, and then I can get out of bed and go to class right away Oh, how wonderful! If that's the case, I don't care how many children I have. Don't you think?"

"..." Shangguan Anhao nodded silently. It's not painless, anyway, he won't give birth to any of them!So he must cover his little chrysanthemum tightly, and kill all possibilities and accidents in the cradle!

"By the way, why don't you go to class?" Shangguan Anhao decided to change the subject.

"Didn't I come here for something? I asked the teacher to take a leave of absence from the physical pain in advance, and I will go back after the pain is completely gone. Anyway, the classes these days are quite boring."

"Oh... I'm going back to school tomorrow."

"Why do you want to go back? Aren't you allowed to ask for medical leave?"

"I have already asked for a month's vacation, I should go back."

"What's a one-month vacation? I took half a year's vacation before."

"..."

"Didn't you see that some people who have children have taken three years of leave." Li Wei shrugged indifferently, "It's normal to take more than one month's leave."

No wonder females can't find a job, and they dare not recruit them!What kind of uncle's leave, maternity leave, and leave for several years, I really can't work.This life is really for pigs, as long as they are responsible for eating, sleeping, and giving birth, it will be fine.Shangguan Anhao was sure that this kind of life was not what he wanted.As one of the five good young people of the new century, he is very self-motivated.

Thinking of this, Shangguan Anhao patted Li Wei on the shoulder earnestly: "Didn't you say that you want to liberate the female, let the female go out of the house and go to work? But you can ask for leave even if you have physical pain, and you can ask for leave if you feel uncomfortable or unhappy. You can do whatever you want." If you don’t go to class or work, which company dares to recruit you?”

"Hmm." Li Wei looked at him thoughtfully.

"Since we want to make the orcs look up to us, we must first improve our ability and level. Let them know that we can do what they can do. Don't you think so?"

Li Wei's eyes lit up, "Well, what you said makes sense!"

"So, although I came to that, uh, 'uncle' today, I will still go to school tomorrow. Like other orcs, I will study normally, learn useful knowledge actively, graduate at normal time, and get my degree smoothly Proof. Let the other orcs know that I am no different from them."

Li Wei nodded and said, "Well, although I used to like to ask for leave, sometimes I even asked for several months, because it didn't affect my studies, and I got high marks in the final exam, so I didn't care about it at all."

"..." So this guy is the legendary god of learning!Nima said so much in vain, no sense of accomplishment at all!

"However, listening to what you said, I also think we should not be special. So I decided, as long as I don't feel so painful, I will go to school with you tomorrow."

"Oh good." Is this guy in the same school as me?

"And, today I will make a proposal in the girlfriends forum, so that everyone can study hard together!"

"Oh, very good." What did this guy Li Wei learn?There is no memory at all in my mind.But with this guy's academic mind, it is also the best school and the best major to study.

"Hey! You should know that I go to the same school as you, right?"

Shangguan Anhao blinked, and even if he was beaten to death, he would not admit that he didn't know.

"I'm still your senior."

"Oh?"

"Remember, I'm from class 13 of the 01th grade art major."

"Oh." Ban, a wealthy daughter-in-law, understands.

"At seven o'clock tomorrow morning, I will wait for you at my door."

"your home?"

"Hmph, you don't know where my home is, do you?"

"hey-hey."

Li Wei snorted, raised his right hand, and pressed a button on the mini optical transmitter on his wrist. "Here, I sent you my mailing address nameplate on Guangxun. You ask the driver to stop at my door at seven o'clock tomorrow morning, so you don't need to go in."

"Oh."

As soon as Li Wei left, Shangguan Anhao saw several unread messages on his Guangxun phone, all of which were sent by Liming, an Internet user of Ultrain.

Because the Accelink machine of this era has been completely and seamlessly integrated with the Ultrain, the Accelink machine can be said to be a shrunken version of the Ultrain.Although the operating screen of Accelink is small, it has floating space screen technology, that is, its screen display interface can be suspended in the air, and the size of the display can also be adjusted. The disadvantage is that this kind of screen has relatively high requirements for ambient light. .However, the most important point is that this type of Accelink machine does not realize the privacy of the screen display, that is, if this kind of floating screen is used in the public, everyone can see the video information suspended in the air.

Therefore, for the "ancient man" Shangguan Anhao, he is still more accustomed to operating the super brain interface similar to the ultra-thin touch-screen notebook. Perfect and mature.Because of this, just now when Li Wei came in to chat with Shangguan Anhao, even though An Hao's super brain was turned on, Li Wei couldn't see anything on his super brain interface at all.In Li Wei's eyes, he only saw that the screen of Shangguan's super brain was black.Of course he would not know that Shangguan Anhao was talking about "Uncle" with a master named "Li Ming".

Shangguan Anhao sat in front of Chaonain, checking the voice message Liming sent him.This master is very interesting. During the time he was chatting with Li Wei just now, Li Ming sent him a total of five speeches. Painful illness.

"An, are you still there? How are you feeling now?" This was the fifth voice message he sent. Shangguan An checked the time, and it was 10 minutes ago.

He immediately replied in text: "I'm fine, I'm fine. A friend came over for a chat just now, so I didn't reply to you in time."

"Okay. Feeling better now?"

"It's okay, I can bear it, it's much better after drinking honey water." Why would he discuss "big uncle" with a male orc so calmly?Well, in fact, he has no self-consciousness as a female at all.In any case, as long as you don't need to bring any big uncle's towel, a stomachache is nothing.

After researching the route to school online, Shangguan Anhao boarded the flying private car specially equipped for him by the royal family the next morning.

"Stop at the entrance of Mu Palace first, and then go to the main entrance of Lizhou University."

"Yes."

Shangguan Anhao looked at the robot driver sitting in the driver's seat operating in an orderly manner, feeling really envious and jealous.Nonsense, this is a flying car in the future world!All kinds of stunning scenes in American sci-fi blockbusters that could only be seen on TV before have become reality here.

Through the car window, he saw colorful flying cars of various shapes shuttle freely among the towering skyscrapers, as well as floating small spaceships slowly suspended in mid-air and constantly moving, beckoning to come. There are all kinds of novel and eccentric gadgets, everything you can eat and play.Shangguan An felt that he really had the illusion of being in a science fiction world.

Um!He has decided!Tomorrow, he will also take the test for a flying car driver's license, and then drive his private car around the world to experience the great landscape of the orc planet.Then, he also needs to take the kind of space flying saucer that can travel and explore among the stars, and run all over the universe.Make friends with aliens, explore alien galaxies and hunt for treasure.hey-hey!This life shouldn't be too good! ╮(╯▽╰)╭

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