Ni sauce Kamui

The sun directly hit Okita's bed from the window, he was still sleeping late, he seemed to have forgotten today's appointment, the alarm clock rang again and again, but he never opened his eyes, he habitually stretched out his hand and pressed the alarm clock, and continued to sleep, God knows he was playing games last night and didn't fall asleep until three o'clock in the morning.After Shenwei finished taking care of it at home, he looked at his watch and it was past 10 am. He cursed habitually, and then dialed Okita's phone number with his mobile phone.

Beep beep... There was a busy tone, [Hello, the number you dialed is currently unanswered, please try again later...] The mobile lady on the other end of the phone was patiently talking over and over again.

Snapped…

Shenwei hung up the phone, what are you doing to wipe this guy?What time was it, but still didn't answer the phone, Shenwei was a little impatient and made more than a dozen calls in a row, but no one answered.Damn Okita, don't you know what day it is today?

fuck your sister

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If you dare not answer Lao Tzu's call, you will have to pay a certain price!

Deciding to ignore Okita decisively, Kamui turned his head and wandered in the direction of Wanshiya, intending to tease the girl (this person is very bad in every way.)

At noon, Okita was still sleeping soundly. He was awakened by a knock on the door. He reluctantly opened his eyes, walked lazily towards the door, and opened the door. It turned out to be Kondo.

【Ah...Kondo-san...】Okita raised his eyelids, waved his hand, turned and walked towards the back room.

While walking, he asked him: [Why are you here? 】

He didn't notice Kondo's expression, 【Okita, something happened! 】Okita casually asked: 【What's wrong?Your girlfriend ran away with someone again? 】Well……

What is the reason this time?

Or the ass question?

[Kondo-san, I said earlier, if it’s too much trouble, shave it off...'If you can't be cruel, I'll help you...

Okita’s knife brush hanging on the window sill——

A sharp reflection.

[The last time Fourteen got into a fight with someone, it was investigated. ] Kondo spoke calmly.

【What? 】When Okita heard about this, he seemed to wake up from a dream.Looking at Kondo.

Kondo didn't answer, just nodded heavily.

[Where is the earthwork? 】Okita gritted his teeth and asked.

[I was arrested, now think about the countermeasures, how to rescue him, and not only this, he was also framed and robbed, the police must avoid suspicion, we are helpless. 】 Kondo was busy discussing this matter with Okita.

……

【Let Hijikata-san sleep there...】

Maybe when I wake up, I will find that the world is beautiful...?By the way, Hijikata-san let me take over the position of deputy chief...

Kondo remained silent, staring at Okita fixedly, Okita looked at Kondo as if waking up from a dream, and kept repeating in his mouth: [Is it her...well done...er...no, it's too miserable... 】【Okita, what shall we do next? ] The Kondo orangutan took two steps forward and asked Okita with tears in his eyes.

……

Do you have to save...

Reluctantly, he looked at Kondo as if asking questions.Got an affirmative answer.

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[No way, I'll approach her first and get the evidence, then I'll talk. 】 Okita said thoughtfully.

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[However, if you approach her, Kamui knows what you will think, Okita, you have to think carefully! ] Kondo asked worriedly.

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Kondo has experienced the horror of Yetu more than once.

[No way, I will explain to him in the future! 】Okita said heavily and added in his heart, he is jealous of Shenma's best, and recently he is thinking about how to make Kamui more active~~ Kondo looked at the brother in front of him, and didn't know what to say for a while.

Okita picked up the phone and saw that the dozen or so missed calls on it were all from Kamui.I suddenly remembered, yes, I made an appointment with Shenwei today, I'm sorry, I may have to renege on my promise again.

There was no emotion related to apology on Okita's face, and he happily called the woman.

【Honey, why are you willing to call me? 】The voice of the woman on the other side of the phone drifted over.

Ah?

Okita squinted his eyes, chatting nonsense without any pressure, and said to the woman on the other end of the phone: 【What?Sow, am I calling you if you are unhappy? 】The woman at the other end hurriedly explained: 【How come, master, hehehe~~~ I am waiting for your all-round pampering at any time~~~ I know your purpose, see you in the coffee shop at 2 p.m.! ] Throwing the phone to Kondo, Okita casually fished out a piece of clothing from the closet, put it on and went out.

In the coffee shop, Okita arrived as promised.

【how?I haven't seen you for a few days, and you haven't even said anything?Sow] Okita spoke first.

【Hmm~~~ Master, you are always so ruthless to others~~ Let's be even more ruthless! ! ...If] the woman's glasses look provocatively at Okita [if master, you really want to save Hijikata this time. ~] The woman asked.

Okita narrowed his eyes and said with a smile: 【Ah, sow, have you figured out the price of disobeying the master? 】【I hate it~~】The woman smiled coquettishly. 【Break up with Kamui, how about staying with me?I will definitely satisfy the master~~] The woman finally spoke out her motives.

[OK,] Okita didn't hesitate. 【Sow, kneel down and lick my shoes, I'm going to break up. 】Okita deliberately raised his voice when he said this, and leaned back.I was afraid that someone behind me would suddenly lose their sharp hearing.

[Okita?what are you saying? 】

If you have the guts, you can tell my brother again...

Shenwei added in his heart.

[Didn't you hear it?Or should I say it again for you? 】Hmm... Last time Kamui ate buta's flying vinegar, it was rare to be very active ~ Jealousy or something is good for the growth of relationships.

Shenwei raised the corner of his mouth and smiled, raised the table beside him and threw it at the two people.

Afterwards, he didn't even look at the record, just patted the non-existent dust on his hands and walked away.

I came here to eat when I was full. I didn't eat anything, and I was full of anger...

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After a puff of smoke and dust, Okita flashed over holding the woman's neck.He looked at the table at his toes with warm eyes.That person's temper that exploded at one point has not changed until now...

So cute

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(The only one who thinks that the word cute can be matched with Kamui is Okita...)

ah... ah...

It took the woman a long time to react, her calves were trembling all the time.Gradually calming down, he couldn't wait to kneel down at Tufang's feet, actively wanting to kiss Tian.

Okita didn't resist, the woman couldn't wait, [Ah~] Okita casually turned on the recording in his pocket.

【Why do you want to frame Hijikata for robbery】Okita asked casually.

[It's not for you, I just want you to be mine. ] The woman smiled seductively.

[Now I'm yours, are you satisfied? ] Okita smiled wickedly.

[Satisfied, of course I am satisfied. ] The woman in her arms couldn't help smiling.

【How did you think of framing Hijikata? 】Okita questioned.

[Look at your urgency, the deputy chief of the Zhenxuan group just came to see me, and asked me not to look for you again.I took the opportunity to use him, but it doesn't matter anymore, I will explain it tomorrow.let him out! 】Huh?

Did Mr. Hijikata take the wrong medicine?

Help me?Okita looked at the woman like a rare species.It was definitely this woman, but the negative understanding was wrong, and Mr. Hijikata was framed by accident.

Why is the method no longer clever?

Okita looked at the woman with contempt.It made me have to work hard to help get people out...

Okita waved his hands and said: [Now go explain and let people go! 】

【Okita, don't blame me for being ruthless when you say that! 】The woman said with a sneer.

Okita shrugged indifferently and said: 【I want to see how ruthless you are? 】【I have the ability to prevent the earthwork from coming out for a lifetime! ! ! 】The woman said through gritted teeth.What about Shinsengumi?As long as there is pressure from public opinion, no one will dare to save him!

[If you said it just now, I would believe it, but now, it's impossible. ] After finishing speaking, Okita shook his head regretfully, and left without looking back.

If it is Kamui, this matter should be able to do better.

【you! ……You wait! ] The woman roared.

[Ala Allah, revenge? 】Okita turned around, smiled cutely, took out the recording pen in his pocket, shook it, and walked out, leaving behind a woman with a frightened face...【Hey, Kondo, I got the evidence, come to my house immediately downstairs . ] Okita said with a bored hache.

Mmm... Mmm...! ! !

Shenwei's voice came from the other end of the phone. 【Mr. Kondo is tying himself up with a rope and hanging from the ceiling. Do you want to watch it together? ] um~~

With an unusual hum, Okita pondered for a moment【So, Kondo is now—】【As you can imagine, naked. 】

Play this trick with me?

Let's see who can play better than whom!

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Throwing away the phone, Kamui turned around, pulled the rag out of Kondo's mouth, and bowed politely 【Thank you for your cooperation. ] Afterwards, holding an umbrella, he left the Shinsengumi directly.

Ok

Even if it is about Hijikata, Kondo who came up with this bad idea is as unforgivable as Okita!

just hang there

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In late autumn, a gust of wind blew by, and some nearby residents saw Kondo hanging from the bridge.

[Mom, mom, look at that uncle who is hanging on the bridge without clothes~] [Don't look! ] The adult hastily covered the child's glasses, [Since the arrival of the heavenly beings, there have been all kinds of perverts, what should I do if I lead a bad child!You should call the police! ! 】Kondo lasagna who was hung on the bridge was in tears【So... I am the policeman! QAQ] The police in Edo really could not be rescued a long time ago...

PS

Add a chapter of meat~

This is

"That jealousy" in Okita's mouth

【Danna——】 Sougo is at the door of the patrol car 【This is already our side, this is the fifth report of disturbing the city appearance received this week.If you really can't resist taking your clothes off, don't use the pachinko excuse.You don't have to play pachinko to lose, I can do it for you...] Sougo showed his white teeth, pulled out the knife at his waist, and gestured at the corner of Yin Shi's eyes, who lost only his underwear.

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[That's it...] A sudden voice came from behind the patrol car.

Kamui, who did not know when it arrived, half-opened his eyes with a smile, looking back and forth between Okita's sword and Gintoki's body with only his underwear left [Mr. Sakata's charm is still great...] Opera-style exaggerated aria.

Okita calmly turned around and put away the knife.Walked over and propped his chin with one hand and put his arm on Kamui's leg.

[Should I...how do I understand that sentence? 】

Kamui shrugged, suddenly accelerated, and slammed into the opponent with his own lips.

Standing up and squinting at Okita who was sitting on the ground with his mouth covered because he couldn't dodge, he raised his eyebrows 【You'll know how to understand it soon...】【Mr. Sakata's looks better, huh? 】

Kamui pressed Okita who had just entered the room against the door.

Okita caressed his chin【Hmm... Dana's...】

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What does this mean?Are you fucking thinking about something! ?

So, what is the most direct way to interrupt a recall?

——It is to let the other party no longer have the chance to recall!

He didn't bump into it, this time Shenwei just bit the opponent's upper lip hard.

Ok……

Okita-kun snorted slightly, and immediately took advantage of the situation to attack the city with his tongue.

But soon, it was hard to tell who was taking the initiative.The two hugged each other tightly.The breath between each other's nostrils hit each other's face more or less deeply.Gradually, the breathing of both of them became heavy.

Two pairs of slender hands reached into each other's clothes at the same time, looking for each other's Min.feel.point.Caressing each other lightly or softly.

【Fuck, what are you doing tearing up my clothes? ! 】

[I thought you would like this look better... Aren't you jealous just now that I pointed a knife at Dana's underwear...]=＿=###

With more veins popping out of his forehead, Kamui put his hand through the belt of the Shinsengumi uniform.Gently caressed each other.Then he squeezed the important parts hard as punishment, successfully causing the other party to moan and gasp uncontrollably.

【Hmm... It hurts... Ha... You, slow down...】

……

【Ah~~ha...】

……

【Hmm~~ha...ha...】

wipe!

For the time being, Kamui, whose hand was only lingering around the opponent's belt and stroking, exploded 【What's your name! ?I didn't even take off the belt! 】Called like this...

Originally, I had a reaction, but the reaction to being called by you has become stronger, and it has already started to hurt, Hun Dan!

[...You touched it...] Someone's face turned red, and his eyes were innocent [It will feel like being touched by someone you like...]...

OTZ

Okita: [Or... you prefer uniform temptation and don't want to take off your clothes?Hijikata-san will scold him if his uniform is dirty, but... come on! 】Shenwei: ...

Shenwei: [Hey, what are you doing? 】

Okita: [Take off your clothes. 】

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Shenwei: [Damn it, don't be on the floor, you'll catch a cold! 】

Okita: 【Huh?It's already hardened like this, can you hold back from here to the bedroom? 】Shenwei: 【Wipe!At worst, you catch a cold, and I will serve you in a disheveled way with tea and water! 】Hmm...ha...haha...ah~~

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This chapter of mine is purely to make up the number of words

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