Dumb Earth Find Love

"Who are you!" Deng Tinghao jumped to the door of the room and held a pillow in front of him and asked.The man still looked at him blankly, without answering.The next second, Deng Tinghao felt the chilly wind, and he turned his head to look, almost crying without sitting up.

His floor-to-ceiling windows, from which he could have a panoramic view of the bustling night scene of the imperial capital, had a hole smashed out!The neon night lights outside flashed into the broken glass, more colorful than the screen of his mobile phone.

Deng Tinghao seemed to have forgotten for a moment the grievance that he was almost smashed into a big pie face. He pointed at his window tremblingly: "You, you, do you know how much this piece of glass costs me? This, this is imported high-strength crystal. Glass, one to ten thousand and eighty-one square meters, my wall is five meters by..."

The pair of dead eyes on the opposite side finally moved, and the man interrupted Deng Tinghao, who was incoherent with excitement - "Is there anything to eat?"

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"I'm hungry, and your window can't eat."

"...My ears seem to be wrong, buddy, what are you talking about?"

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Deng Tinghao turned on all the lights in the room and invited the uninvited guests to his restaurant.The big boy looked to be in his early 20s, with a wooden face and good looks.It's just that in Deng Tinghao's opinion, that strange outfit should probably be regarded as Iron Man's everyday casual clothes.The boy sat quietly on the stool designated by Deng Tinghao, staring at him expressionlessly: "Is there anything to eat?"

Deng Tinghao lowered his head discouragedly: "Can you calculate the compensation with me first?"

The boy froze for a moment, he finally had the first expression after entering the room - he frowned, and then reached out to open his pocket - yes, he opened it, his clothes looked like alloy from Deng Tinghao's visual inspection Made of steel.The boy took out a crumpled coin and flattened it on the table: "You take care of my meal, so you don't need to look for it."

Deng Tinghao's eyes looked like he saw a ghost.Leaving aside the strange pattern of this banknote, which definitely does not belong to the current currency of any country he has ever seen, let’s talk about the denomination—Deng Tinghao picked up the banknote with his fingers and asked in disbelief: "Ten yuan? Pay for glass, Do you want a meal together?"

The boy nodded: "Well, I'm in a hurry, so I don't need to look for it."

Deng Tinghao laughed angrily, "Okay, let me ask you, how much is a meal worth?"

The boy answered without hesitation: "Basic carbohydrate solids are [-] yuan, essential nutrients are [-] yuan, and nutritional supplements are [-] yuan, a total of [-] yuan."

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"I seem to have something wrong with my ears, buddy, come again, what did you say?"

The boy looked at Deng Tinghao's trembling hands that seemed excited, and repeated: "This meal costs four and a half yuan, and your glass is probably not worth fifty cents. I don't want the remaining five yuan. If you feel sorry, you can give it to me. "

"Damn!" Deng Tinghao dropped the banknote and sat down on the marble floor with a plop, pounding the ground with his fists, and shouted like crazy: "Oh my God! It's all about the same place! What are you talking about?" Woolen cloth!!"

The young man calmly watched him go crazy, and then said calmly: "By the way, no matter how poor the family is, they can't install glass windows. These things have been out of use for 500 years, and they will break when the wind blows."

Deng Tinghao looked up at him in despair, his voice trembling: "Dare to ask, is it a typhoon or a tornado?"

"breeze."

"Mygod!! Are you an alien?!"

The young man was taken aback: "Of course not, isn't Alpha One the only planet in the entire universe?"

Deng Tinghao's eyes went dark when he heard the words, he felt that he was weaker than ever before, so that he didn't even have the energy to roar after hearing such heaven-defying nonsense again.

"I... I am an Earthling."

The young man frowned: "How is that possible?" He took a closer look at Deng Tinghao again. The man had a bruised nose and a swollen face, with obvious broken bones on his arms, and he was dressed strangely, covered in paper-like things all over his body.The boy suddenly stood up and looked around, then stared blankly at the elegant living room.

Deng Tinghao got up from the ground decadently, wrapped his uninjured hand around the boy's neck, and said, "Forget it, today is really my Black Friday, you don't need to pay, and you don't need to hurt me anymore, your family is here Where? I'll drive you back." After he finished speaking, he felt extremely tired, and went around the boy who was stunned to get the car keys thrown on the table, "Let's go, let's go, I really knelt down, Why……"

"Wait a minute!" The boy suddenly grabbed Deng Tinghao's arm.Deng Tinghao was about to yell angrily, "You're never finished", but in the next moment, a sharp pain like a broken bone suddenly came from his left arm, which made him yelp.The boy was taken aback by him, and subconsciously let go and pushed it away. Immediately afterwards, Deng Tinghao felt the wind and felt a funny slow-motion special effect. He watched the boy's surprised face back in sight, and the next Seconds, with a plop, Deng Tinghao "flyed" into the sofa, the perfect and soft Italian calfskin gently bounced him up, and he fell to the floor with a bang.

It is called a brittle one.

The room was silent for a full five seconds, Deng Tinghao was thrown dizzy, and the world was full of stars.He forced himself to sit up, but saw with his own eyes that young man "swish" to his side from the restaurant at least ten meters away from him - if this was in the game, Deng Tinghao would still be in the mood to complain about the character There should be a gorgeous light effect behind him, but this is not a game. Until now, Deng Tinghao's brain, which had been frustrated for a day, finally returned to normal work, and the CPU began to operate at a high speed.

The next second, he shouted in despair: "Are you really an alien?!"

The teenager's facial paralysis was very serious: "I'm Alpha [-], aren't you?"

"I, I, I... of course I am not, I am a human! I am a human from Earth! What the hell is your Alpha One?!" Deng Tinghao trembled and struggled to get up from the ground, and then picked up the crystal on the coffee table Cup, took a few steps back quickly: "Don't come over! If you come over again, I will call the police!"

The teenager frowned: "Call the police? What is the police?"

Deng Tinghao wanted to cry in despair: "It's the police! The police! Don't you have any police on your planet? The police who catch the bad guys!"

The boy thought for a while: "You may be talking about the guards. You don't need to find the guards. I'm not trying to steal your money or hurt you."

Deng Tinghao tremblingly pointed at his left arm, which also seemed to be broken: "Isn't this called injury?"

The young man looked at his two arms expressionlessly, and shook his head: "Sir, I have to say, you are too fragile. You are so easy to get hurt, probably you will sprain your feet if you step on a Zack to death."

"What's that?"

"Don't you even have Zack here?" The boy thought thoughtfully: "It seems that the natural environment here is good, no wonder I thought the air was very good just now. Oh, Zack is a kind of insect, very low-level, how should I put it... ..." The boy stopped and looked around, but couldn't find anything that could be used as a metaphor for a while.

"Enough is enough..." Deng Tinghao felt that he had given up treatment, knelt down, and was tired of love, he put down his glass and sat down on the soft sofa, sighing: "Let me introduce myself. My name is Deng Tinghao, a person from Earth. You are now in the capital of country Z, my home. My family does not have the Zack you mentioned, and I am definitely not weak on our planet. Also, your so-called rice and our rice It’s completely two concepts, and you said that a meal costs [-] yuan, which is possible here. But you said that my crystal glass costs [-] cents, which is absolutely impossible.”

After Deng Tinghao finished speaking, he felt even more tired and unable to communicate at all.Too much happened this day, and he no longer has the energy to worry about whether this weird alien will hurt him. Now he just wants to take a good bath, heal the pain on his body, and fill his stomach. Sleep with your head covered.

I hope that when I wake up tomorrow morning, the world will be peaceful and nothing will happen.He is still NSG's awesome cheater, living his unrestrained and cool life.

The young man looked at him with a decadent expression, wisely swallowed his doubts about the value of that piece of glass, and then said: "My name is Alpha-1728A44..."

Although Deng Tinghao felt that he could bear anything at the moment, he still struggled from the sofa and raised his head to look at him in despair: "Is this actually a name?"

The boy nodded with a wooden face: "I'm from Alpha One, and I haven't heard of Earth. My boss's aircraft ran out of fuel and stopped at the traffic post. I ran to the store, was hit by another aircraft, and then fell to the ground. is you."

Deng Tinghao looked at him: "So, the means of transportation in your place are all airplanes?"

"You mean flying machine? Yes. But don't call it an airplane, it sounds old."

Deng Tinghao could only nod his head, he stood up with the coffee table in his hands, and didn't want to question anything for the time being.He walked towards the restaurant and said, "Come here, I'll get you something to eat first."

Regrettably, the refrigerator was empty. Deng Tinghao searched a few more food cabinets resolutely, and found sadly that he was really out of ammunition and food.The boy sat on the high stool and looked straight at him, which made him a little embarrassed. Deng Tinghao thought for a while, and suddenly remembered that there was still a big chiffon.At this moment, he suddenly felt that he finally had some good luck, so he went to the door and brought the cake and put it on the table, saying: "This should be enough for two people, I'll go get the tableware."

However, the wooden-faced boy was obviously stunned: "What is this?"

Deng Tinghao was also taken aback: "Cake."

"What's a cake?"

"Wait..." Deng Tinghao suddenly remembered the nutrients the boy said just now, and asked in disbelief: "Is the food in your place all medicine?!"

The boy shook his head: "Nutrients are nutrients, medicines are medicines, of course they are different."

"Wait a minute..." Deng Tinghao ran to find the medicine box under the TV cabinet, and then asked him with a stick of glucose, "Is that so?"

The boy nodded and shook his head again: "The bottle should be bigger, and there must be basic carbohydrate solids, otherwise the nutrition is enough, and the stomach is still empty."

Deng Tinghao became serious: "What about the vegetables?"

"What are vegetables?"

"fruit?"

"No."

"...meat? Rice noodles?"

The boy shook his head: "None, these are probably foods unique to your planet."

Deng Tinghao looked at him seriously: "No, this is all food in nature. What kind of strange place is your planet?"

The boy shook his head, obviously not wanting to dwell on the issue any further.He looked at the cake: "Is this really edible?"

"Yes." Deng Tinghao sighed and picked up a small piece with a fork and put it near the boy's mouth: "Taste it, it's sweet."

The boy hesitated, he slowly stuck out his tongue, and sipped the small bite of cake into his mouth.

In the next second, Deng Tinghao saw a little brilliance in the boy's eyes for the first time.The boy with a paralyzed face tasted it very seriously, then nodded: "It's delicious, I haven't eaten it, but it's very good."

Deng Tinghao sighed: "This is not a very delicious cake, and it's not too baked...Forget it, I'll get you a plate." After he finished speaking, he walked to the kitchen cabinet with a weak body and took out two cakes. The exquisite porcelain plate, and a set of knives and forks were added back to the dining table—then, Deng Tinghao was stunned.

The chiffon, which was as big as four bricks, was gone.

The wooden-faced boy licked his lips: "Is there any more?"

Deng Tinghao seemed to have seen a ghost. He quickly recalled what happened just now, and then asked desperately: "Five seconds? Finished eating? Not full?!"

The boy froze for a moment: "They blocked my stomach, but the energy I could feel was very low. If I only eat this, I can't even jump five meters."

"...Oh...that's really weak...then how many meters can you jump when you're full?"

"Not high, 12 meters three. But it will grow, I should have two years of development."

"……Oh!"

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