Dumb Earth Find Love

It was past one o'clock when the car arrived at the underground parking lot of the hotel.Deng Tinghao turned off the air conditioner, and poked the soundly sleeping dumb beside him: "Hello."

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"Dumb, wake up!"

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"Dumb, look at the delicious food!"

"Snoring~~..."

So Boss Deng pursed his mouth and let out a muffled snort like a lion king.He pulled out the car key, got out of the car and walked to the door on the other side. After thinking about it, he opened the door and hugged Dumb out.He looked at Dumb's face, thinking that at least this guy is still a little beauty, so just hug him.

So Boss Deng started the difficult work of hugging people.

The elevator quickly went up from the two basement floors to the top floor. Ding—the elevator door opened, and Boss Deng walked out with the heavy alien in his arms in a calm expression.The corridor of the guest room at midnight was extremely quiet, the flip-flops stepped on the soft carpet, and the rustle on the feet was itchy.The room was close in front of him, but Deng Tinghao suddenly stopped in his tracks. He looked down at the sleeping Dui in his arms, suddenly curious about what the two of them looked like now.

There was a mirror on the right, and Boss Deng turned into it without hesitation.

In the quiet corridor, with faint lights, Deng Tinghao stared at himself in the mirror—wearing a T-shirt and trousers, stepping on a pair of leopard-print flip-flops with a little bit of flirtatiousness, and holding a strange guy who looked innocent and harmless in his arms.

The weirdo is still drooling in his sleep.

Deng Tinghao couldn't help but sneered, secretly feeling that this alien is quite down-to-earth.Dressed up in such a way, who would have thought that this kid could jump 12 meters three with a single grab from the crowd?

Deng Tinghao thought evilly, if he can no longer support Dumb in the future, he will be sold to the national team, and he can make money by just jumping high.

He walked back while dreaming about a lot of banknotes, and when he turned around, the door on the right suddenly opened.Deng Tinghao's reaction was slow for a second, although he dodged to the side immediately, he was still bumped.A lady in overalls looked at him in a little panic: "Sorry, sir, Ididn't..." The lady stopped talking, because she just saw Deng Tinghao holding a big boy in her arms, her eyes swept across When it comes to the flip-flops of the couple's style, they are even more speechless.

Homosexuality is not a rare thing, but it is still quite scary in the middle of the night.

Deng Tinghao sighed, and just wanted to explain, but the evil thing happened——Adumb suddenly woke up, looked at Deng Tinghao with big eyes in confusion for a second, and then at Miss Roman for a second, and then scurried away Get up: "Ah Hao, what are you doing!!"

"Ahh!!!..." Miss Roman also took a few steps back suddenly as if she had seen a ghost. Mi sprint speed to run in the opposite direction.

Deng Tinghao thumped in his heart, and quickly shouted: "Don'trunaway! Wecanexplain..."

Before he finished speaking, he felt a gust of wind blowing swiftly by his ears.Deng Tinghao was in a bad mood, and after another look, Ah-Dai had indeed successfully "chased" the guest room lady, and was holding her wrist tightly.

Could there be a worse situation than this?

have!Deng Tinghao was about to stop Dumb, when the alarm bells rang out in the entire corridor—the guest room lady had just pressed the anti-harassment button on her uniform.

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Has anyone really experienced what kind of feelings it is to feel tired.

Deng Tinghao knows now.He sighed unbearably, trotted over in three steps at a time, and pulled down Dumb's hand: "Why are you crazy?"

Dumb listened to the alarm bell, and finally realized something was wrong. He rubbed his sleepy eyes: "I...you scared me..."

"Why did I scare you?" Deng Tinghao wanted to cry but had no tears.

"Why are you hugging me! I thought you were going to..." Duan expressed his guess indiscriminately, but Deng Tinghao already knew what he was going to say. He looked at Dui in a broken state: "Am I that kind of person?"

Dumb swallowed: "I just think that you really acted like you were eager to let me admit the way you people on Earth have sex..."

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The guest room lady had already kicked off her high heels while the two were arguing and ran quickly to the elevator entrance. Deng Tinghao and Dui turned their heads to look at her fleeing figure at the same time, and were silent for a while.

After a while, Duan asked in a low voice: "Can we go back to the room? I haven't woken up yet..."

Deng Tinghao laughed angrily: "Go back to the room? Dude, we have to walk around the bureau tonight."

Dumb looked at him blankly: "What game?"

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The hotel is located in a prosperous area, the police station is well-equipped, and the police are dispatched quickly.Deng Tinghao originally thought of it as a fluke, and silently prayed that the alarm that the chick triggered would attract a manager, and the two of them would be taught a lesson.It turned out that 10 minutes later, he actually saw the lobby manager of the hotel - and the sheriff behind him.

The Roman police were very polite and would not just handcuff her when they came up.After the other party showed their documents, they politely asked the two to follow.Deng Tinghao returned to the room under the supervision of a group of uniformed handsome men, took his own and Dumb's documents, and then the two got into the tall Roman police car together.

Life is fucking amazing.Recalling a few years ago, a female singer from mainland China once sang a moving love song: "Without any precautions or worries, you just appeared in my world and brought me surprises. I can't help myself~" Deng Tinghao silently counted the wool of the mud horse in his heart, followed the familiar melody and harmony in his mind: "Without a little bit of defense, and without a little bit of worry, you just appeared in my world, leaving me speechless and cheating me." jail~"

Dui lightly poked Deng Tinghao, who was sad and sad alone, and lowered his voice: "What should I do..."

Deng Tinghao looked at him with enlightened eyes, and whispered without moving his lips: "Anyway, remember that you are from Earth. Also, don't hit the police."

"Sir, please shut up." The policeman beside him patted Deng Tinghao on the back lightly, and Deng Tinghao felt even more depressed, and simply looked at his knees and stopped talking.On the contrary, Dumb took advantage of the time when the two handsome guys in uniform were talking, secretly patted Deng Tinghao's hand, and comforted him in a low voice: "Don't worry, I'm here."

Damn, it's because of you that I can't let go of my heart!dude!Can you clarify the situation? !Deng Tinghao silently shed lasagna tears in his heart, and was speechless for a moment.

The police car quickly rushed back to the police station, entered the gate and drove away in two groups, with Deng Tinghao on the left and Dumb on the right.The Roman police station set up a special inquiry room for foreign "friends". Deng Tinghao was placed on the couch in the inquiry room, and the handsome man in uniform poured him a cup of tea.

"Sir, black tea."

Deng Tinghao glanced at it. It was black tea in a bag, which probably wouldn't taste good. After all, there is no tea culture in Rome.But he still took a sip and nodded his thanks: "Thank you."

After subduing the handsome guy, he explained a few words to Deng Tinghao, then turned and left the room. Three minutes later, a Chinese man wearing black-rimmed glasses came in.

"Hello, I am the Chinese police officer of the police station, surnamed Chen." The police officer extended his hand first.

Deng Tinghao could only stand up and shake it, then continued to sit back on the sofa listlessly: "Ask."

"Sir, please relax. I will try my best to win a favorable situation for the Chinese citizens." The other party sat down and opened the folder after putting down a sentence of official words: "Name."

"Deng Tinghao."

"gender."

"……male."

"Valid ID number."

"110107198509090023."

Police Officer Chen nodded: "Mr. Deng, Ms. Geller from the hotel complained about your harassment, and she also mentioned that Mr. Deng Dada, who was traveling with you, suspected to have superpowers. Do you need to explain?"

Deng Tinghao nestled on the sofa, sighed deeply, rubbed the bridge of his nose, and began to say: "Dumb is a poor child."

"Ok?"

"Oh, I forgot to mention that I am engaged in criminal psychology analysis, and I am a criminal profiler. Deng Daidai is a patient I took over."

"patient?"

"He's mentally ill." Deng Tinghao pointed to his head: "This child began to show physical abilities that are different from ordinary people when he was three years old, including fast speed and explosive power, which are very rare among children of the same age and even adults."

"About this..." Police Officer Chen flipped through Miss Roman's record, nodded and said, "Miss Geller did claim to have witnessed "extraordinary speed"."

"Hmm." Deng Tinghao nodded, looking unsurprised: "You are the police, and I have nothing to hide. Due to his super strong physique, Dui gradually developed a split personality as he grew older. Another him Indulging in his own fantasy world, he thinks that he is an alien, a high-level race in the universe. And like all high-level creatures, he has serious discrimination against low-level life..."

"Like?"

"For example, he looks down on the way humans have sex, thinking it is backward and dirty." Deng Tinghao looked up at Police Officer Chen, his eyes were firm and sincere, and he looked very reliable.What he said was nine out of ten sentences, but he made up another story completely.With these few words, Deng Tinghao was even confident that he could defeat the lie detector of the intelligence department.That's what he does, a real pro.

"Then what happened just now..."

"I took him to see Yehai just now. This is also a step of treatment. It involves academic secrets. It is not convenient for me to elaborate."

"I understand that. Then what?" The police officer was very cooperative.

"He was tired and fell asleep. I carried him back to the room, and bumped into the hotel lady on the way. After he woke up, he saw me holding him in a trance, thinking that I was going to hurt him—a person with schizophrenia is always accompanied by a certain degree of mental illness. Persecution paranoia—that’s why he exploded.” Deng Tinghao sighed heavily at this point, buried his face in his hands, as if he was really tired: “We really didn’t hurt that lady. Dumb now He is still in an unstable state, his common sense is probably very vague, you can test it if you don’t believe it..."

"Okay. We will find out the ins and outs of the matter as soon as possible, please wait here for a while." Officer Chen closed the folder and went out without hesitation.

Deng Tinghao raised his head from the palm of his hand, his eyes became clear again.Cooperative, calm, with a little impatience and helplessness - his performance just now can undoubtedly dispel all the police officers' suspicions.Next, all that was left was to wait for the idiot Duan to fail the common sense test, and then the two were released with an observation order.

Deng Tinghao heaved a sigh of relief, lay down on the couch, and decided to take a nap.

However, half an hour later, the corridor suddenly became noisy.Officer Chen opened the door and entered, and stood opposite Deng Tinghao, his expression no longer polite: "Mr. Deng, I think we need to discuss further."

This was Deng Tinghao's unexpected reaction. He sat up from the sofa with a bad premonition in his heart: "What's wrong?"

"Mr. Deng Dada didn't know anything about his country Z ID card. He said he was Japanese." Officer Chen said, looking at Deng Tinghao seriously.

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The author has something to say: If you like it, don't carelessly click "Favorite this article"!The soft and cute girl lay down and begged for support! =3==3=