Dumb Earth Find Love

Dried red peppers are cut into strings of pepper rings, put into the oil pan, sprinkle with peppercorns, sauce cubes and large grains of salt, stir-fry over high heat until the pepper seeds are evenly immersed in the red oil, and the peppers in the pot are like flowing The red skirt, the peppery smell in the kitchen.

Thaw the fresh lamb leg meat, cut off the surface layer with a long-handled knife with a fine blade, cut into the meat after three millimeters, and then cut it into a wipe, pull it out along the original arc of the leg of lamb, plan out round and plump lamb rolls, and put it on a plate stand-by.

"Bill, the bottom of the pot can be burned first." Deng Tinghao said, washed his hands, picked up the fish picking knife and began to clean up the live fish on the chopping board.There is also a story about this fish. The five-pound catfish could not escape the fate of eating fish, but luckily bumped into Ricky, whose brain was offline, and insisted on buying it from the supermarket as a pet.I thought that the tragic fate had been completely changed, but today Boss Deng came, and as soon as he uttered the words spicy grilled fish, Ricky immediately jumped up and raised his hands in agreement.So - the catfish was beaten back to the food fish with a stick, and it was about to be put on the execution ground immediately.

Deng Tinghao slapped the fish unconscious with a kitchen knife, then skillfully scraped off the scales to remove the internal organs and clean the belly of the fish.The smell of the hot pot over there has just wafted out, and Boss Deng here has quickly put the fish on the fork, ready to be grilled out on the fork.

Deng Tinghao was walking out holding a wooden fork, when he saw Ricky and Ah-Dai approaching shoulder to shoulder—oh no, to be precise, it was Ricky who hooked Ah-Dai's shoulders and draped Ah-Dai's back, and the latter, as always, did not have any Facial changes and body coordination.

Deng Tinghao felt that the scene was a little joyful: "What's wrong?"

"Give the fish to the two of us to go out to grill. I just took this little brother out to see the tree house." Ricky seemed to be completely immune to Dumb's wooden face, and said with a smile that he didn't care at all.

"Tree house?" Deng Tinghao glanced at Dumb in surprise. How could this guy with zero EQ tell Ricky that he likes tree houses?

Boss Deng was wondering, and only heard Ricky say: "This little brother is too introverted, he doesn't like to laugh too much, I have to find some fun for him."

Deng Tinghao was amused when he heard the words: "How do you know he likes tree houses?"

Ricky puffed out his chest confidently: "Every sullen and innocent little boy hides a tree house in his heart."

"Oh..." Deng Tinghao dragged his voice, raised his eyebrows with a smile: "For example...?"

"Like our Bill." Ricky yelled with a joyful smile, and then took the harpoon and ran out the door before Bill in the kitchen chased him out angrily.

Deng Tinghao didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but after thinking about it carefully, he felt that it really made sense.Dumb, this guy is really a boring and innocent little handsome boy.Recalling carefully, after arriving on Earth, Dui had clearly expressed his favorite two things-puzzles and tree houses.Whoops!

This is a typical introverted personality.Excluding the obsession with food and being too rigid, which are not entirely attributable to Ah-Dai's own personality factors, Boss Deng was a little surprised to find that Ah-Dai really didn't seem to have any personality defects.

Know that not having character flaws is not a good thing, at least, not a normal thing.Theoretically speaking, everyone's psychology will have a certain degree of abnormality, in other words, everyone is neurotic.These psychological defects are innate, not produced by the external environment, but only stimulated by the external environment, and thus the difference between normal people and perverts.

Boss Deng silently analyzed Ah-Dai's personality components in his heart. Thanks to his absolutely first-class professionalism, he could instantly outline Ah-Dai's personality radar map in his mind.There are at least a dozen colors on the personality radar map of an ordinary person, and dozens of colors on the personality radar map of a pervert, and there are even overlaps in different areas.And Dumb's radar chart... um... 90% blank, and the remaining 10%... what labels should I use?Satiety paranoid?

Boss Deng suddenly shook his head violently, leaving these weird theoretical analyzes behind him, and silently felt that he was really a demon.

Facts have proved that Mensao's innocent little beauty doesn't hate the lively and jumpy Ricky, especially after Ricky generously promised Dumb that he could get into the tree house and sit around. Ricky didn't know that such an unintentional move had already given him a shining ten in Duan's heart, and his favorability soared all the way, and he went straight to catch up with Boss Deng.

The space in the tree house is small, but the height is good. If you stand up with a little attention, you won't bump your head. It seems that it is really Bill's property.Dumb walked around the tree house with his fingers on the rough inner wall, and was very satisfied with this small hole that is a bit claustrophobic but has enough light.He sat at the door of the tree house, with his legs hanging naturally from the tree, watching Ricky who was roasting the harpoon on the rack not far away.

"Did Bill really set this up for me?" Dumb actually asked a question on his own initiative.

"That's right, this is his old house. It is said that this tree house was his favorite when he was a child. He liked to read comics in it and put together jigsaw puzzles..." Ricky sprinkled salt on the fish and sneered slightly. With a sound, he shook his head and sighed: "Hey... What a big innocent boy..."

"Oh..." Dui nodded, patted the solid tree trunk under the tree house, and suddenly felt a move in his heart, and asked, "So...you and Bill are...that...that..."

"We are a truly loving couple." Ricky smiled heartily, patted the ashes on his hands, and looked up at Dumb on the tree with his hips crossed: "Huh? Don't you and Deng Tinghao?"

Dumb's heart trembled suddenly, he jumped down from the tree subconsciously, stood on the ground, and said in a flustered tone, "Of course not, we... you... what's wrong with you?"

Ricky's already round and big eyes widened, as if seeing a flying pig: "Damn! What kind of kung fu are you doing? This, this, this must be five meters?! You don't even need a ladder ah?!"

There was a flicker in Dumb's head, it was over, and he forgot again, he couldn't jump off directly, and people on earth couldn't jump off directly.

The courtyard was so quiet that the sound of daisy petals falling to the ground could be heard.Not far away, the grilled fish suddenly crackled, and Dui, who had been frozen all the time, suddenly shrugged his shoulders, walked over and turned the fish over as if nothing had happened, and then straightened up calmly after carefully poking the charcoal, spreading his hands, yes Ricky, who was already frightened, explained: "I am half Japanese, and I know ninjutsu."

"Ninja?" Ricky's eyes widened, "The kind that can be invisible by hugging a big tree?"

Dumb was speechless for a moment: "Probably... I haven't practiced to that level yet. Um... I'm faster than others in jumping and speed, that's probably the case... Oh, by the way, my appetite... is also bigger."

"Understandable!" Ricky suddenly became excited: "I really like studying Japanese warriors! It's such a pleasure to meet you! Give me a bear hug!"

What is a bear hug?Dumb's mouth twitched.

"Ah, you're not used to this, come on, shake hands."

Dumb silently shook off the disgusting little goosebumps in his heart, and stiffly grasped the passionate paw that stretched out.

Here, Deng Tinghao has just finished all the green vegetables and meat, and put the hot pot on the table with Bill, when the mobile phone in his trouser pocket suddenly clicked, and he slid it away, it was a short message from "My dearest little idiot" "—

I'm a Japanese ninja now.

Boss Deng looked at those words, the veins on his forehead twitched silently, and went back with a row of periods.

Ding—the text message came in again soon.

--What's wrong?

——It’s okay, I think you’re awesome.

--Um.

"What's the matter, Ah Hao?" Bill came from the kitchen with a grilled fish pot, Boss Deng quickly closed the dialog box, and forced out a stiff smile: "It's nothing..."

It didn't take long for Ricky's cheers to fill the room.Standing at the dining table, Deng Tinghao and Bill looked towards the door together when they heard the voice. The one who came in first—well, it was a fish that had been grilled, followed by Ricky who was alive and kicking. free state.

"The fish is ready!" Ricky grabbed a pair of chopsticks from the table, yanked the fish off the fork, and slid it into the grilled fish pot.

Boss Deng secretly glanced at Dumb while Bill was teaching Ricky not to be so simple and rude.The other party didn't have any self-blame or worry that was almost exposed. Those clear black eyes kept looking out of the window. Through the daisies covering the window, they looked at the tree house in the yard full of fascination.

Although already immune to the "alien strange bacteria", Boss Deng silently collapsed again.

There are many Chinese restaurants in Rome, and they are usually high-end, but only the real country Z people know that those Chinese restaurants are simply smashing the signs.There are two main Chinese dishes that foreigners like most: Kung Pao Chicken and dumplings.And people in country Z know that the charm of Chinese food is far more than that.What can make a person's taste buds deeply remember and be greedy for a lifetime is not the freshness of the ingredients, or even the superb cooking methods, but the fireworks of Chinese food.

That's right, by the smell of fireworks.In the Americas and Europe, there are very few dishes that make extensive use of stir-fry and simmering in rich broth.The sound of fiery stir-frying on the authentic Z country food stalls never stops, accompanied by the intense oily smoke, is the truly charming Z country cuisine.

There is no traditional Z country who does not like stir fry, just as there is no Z country who does not love hot pot.As for Bill and Ricky, who have lived in Rome for a long time, it has been a long time since they tasted the authentic taste of their hometown.

Deng Tinghao chose the combination of spicy hot pot and grilled fish, not only because it tastes good, but also because this way of eating fish first grilled and then made into spicy fish pot has become popular in recent years. It should be Bill and Something new that Ricky has never experienced before.

Boss Deng bent down and adjusted the heat of the electric pot, poured the cooked thick soup into the fish pot, added vegetables and rice cakes, and greeted everyone: "Dinner is ready!"

Immediately afterwards, the champagne corks flew up, and the three young people happily bumped the bottle together——

"Ah-stay--"

Duan looked away in an immortal way, looked at the champagne that the three of them had touched together, then opened the wine calmly, and had a crisp knock with them.

"Happy Carnival Night!" three happy lunatics cheered together.Two seconds after the cheers fell, the room was silent again, and the three of them looked at the wooden face who had been absent all the time.Feeling their gazes, Ah-Dai took a sip of wine calmly and nodded: "Well, happy."

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