Dumb Earth Find Love

"Dumb?" The alien man snorted and looked at Dumb: "This is the name your earthling boss gave you? Why don't you just call me a fool?"

Dumb was angry: "What does my name have to do with you? Do you want to fight?"

"Will I be afraid of you?" The alien man's eyes were cold and arrogant: "Don't forget, my life appeared two years earlier than yours. You, an underdeveloped little vegetable, dare to challenge me?"

"You're fully developed, and you haven't been passed the Guardian Army assessment yet."

The alien man's eyes darkened, and his voice became even colder: "Okay, then we might as well have a fight and see who finally goes home crying to find your bear boss!"

The two of them talked, and retreated to an open space in a stalemate. Deng Tinghao was completely stunned. Duan was always docile and polite, and he was very well-behaved when he gave something delicious. When was he so rude and angry?He watched his little lover purse his lips tightly, his eyes widened with a fierce look, like an angry puppy grabbing territory.

"That, dumb..." Deng Tinghao tried his best to make his voice sound more mature and prudent. The sad thing is that the two aliens who were not far away and glared at each other and were about to fight each other ignored him. Of course he didn't dare Put it in the middle—just kidding, whoever loses or wins between these two can't bear any serious injuries to each other. If he gets punched by someone, he probably will pay for his life.

Suddenly, Deng Tinghao suddenly thought of a gay friend he knew, who was also number one, fell in love with a Taekwondo champion, and held his wife who was full of martial arts like a god every day.Suddenly, Deng Tinghao felt a sense of sympathy.

He came to his senses, now is not the time to sneak away, he must prevent his lover from fighting with others like an angry puppy, especially in a city with strict law and order like Paris.In fact, Deng Tinghao himself didn't even know why Ah-Dai suddenly became angry. He tried to lower his voice, and shouted at Ah-Dai: "Well, it's not good to fight."

Neither of them liked him.

Boss Deng silently touched his thick enough skin, and said, "Let's talk about what we have to say. If we fight here, maybe people will find out, and the police will take you two away, and you two will be finished."

"Are you still afraid of the earth's police?" The alien man looked at Dumb, his voice full of sarcasm.Dumb's nose fluttered, and he snorted: "Stop talking nonsense, a bunch of idiots."

... Killing Boss Deng Bao again.

Boss Deng couldn't bear it anymore, and finally threw out his big killer: "Dumb! If you dare to fight and cause trouble, I won't take you to dinner tonight! You will never want to eat my braised pork ribs in your life!"

Hearing the words, Dumb suddenly let go of his tense body. He turned around and looked at Deng Tinghao innocently: "Ah?" The voice was soft and soft, with a little bit of injury: "Why?"

He blinked his big eyes and looked at Deng Tinghao, his eyes were full of words: How could you fuck me!

Boss Deng's heart softened into a cotton candy, and his lover was so cute, he couldn't help but sighed, and walked up to stand in front of Ah-Dai brazenly at the risk of being smashed by a punch, and said to everyone The alien man with a sullen face said: "Forget it, what's the point of a real fight? I believe you must need our help with something. Let's go, let's talk in another place."

When the night sky in Paris fell, there were more pedestrians on the street, and all the lights on the small restaurant street were lit up, giving it a bustling look.Boss Deng walked in front with his hands in his trouser pockets, followed by two aliens with completely different temperaments. Boss Deng's mood was no longer as tense as before. So, I can be considered to have lived a good life, from a high-class family to a professional family of aliens.

"Well, what do you want to eat?" He turned his head to ask the opinions of the two alien friends, and successfully received a fierce stare.

"You have to eat..." Deng Tinghao sighed: "You are noble and disdain to eat food from the earth, so how have you been living these days? Robbed the pharmacy's glucose?"

The noble alien man snorted and turned his head away from Deng Tinghao.Dumb thought for a while, and said happily: "I want to eat soup pot!"

So the alien man snorted again and turned his head away, unwilling to be with traitors who eat inside and outside.

Boss Deng looked up at the dazzling array of signboards, and silently made trouble.Soup pot...?His eyes swept along the street, and suddenly fixed on a Japanese restaurant.

Although this is in France, eating Japanese food is really unsuitable, but there is no way, if the wife wants to eat, then eat it!So Boss Deng waved his hand and embraced Dumb: "Let's go, I'll take you to eat sushi and drink miso soup."

Dumb cheered, and happily ran towards the Japanese grocery store with Deng Tinghao in his arms.The alien who followed behind sighed with a gloomy face, and pulled up the collar of the jacket to cover his face.

This is a very small Japanese restaurant, without the fork-like atmosphere of those expensive Japanese restaurants in the capital. The long table is full of people, and the chef stands in the middle, making sushi and frying special Teppanyaki. He scooped up a piece of veal and tossed it up. A French young man caught it beautifully on a plate, and everyone in the room applauded.

A place with such a strong smell of human smoke made Ah-Dai instantly excited.The three squeezed everyone to sit together. The kind proprietress quickly brought up clean tableware and brought two menus. Deng Tinghao and Ah-Dai took a look at one together as a matter of course, and he picked up the other one and handed it to The extraterrestrial man: "Here's some, I'll ask you."

The alien man snorted, took the menu and looked down. It was written all over his body that people had to bow their heads under the eaves, which annoyed Deng Tinghao so much that he wanted to beat him up—of course, Deng Tinghao knew that he was actually looking for a beating .Just treat the picky and annoying daughter-in-law's family to dinner, he endured it.

The most convenient thing about eating Japanese food is that Ah-Dai can understand the menu. Japanese people know Chinese characters, and traditional Japanese food restaurants are also used to labeling the Chinese names of each dish, which allows Ah-Dai to understand each dish smoothly.

They ordered a luxurious sushi combination for ten people, classic teppanyaki, pickled cabbage tempura, and a pot of strong oolong tea.Duan held up his chopsticks and watched the chef fry the veal, so excited that he could hardly sit on the stool.

While mixing wasabi and sushi soy sauce for Ah-Dai dotingly, Deng Tinghao said to the alien man next to him, "Tell me, why did you come to us?"

The alien man was silent for a few seconds, and then he spoke, but he did not directly answer Deng Tinghao's question: "I was taught in the same batch as 1728A44, and was separated later. He passed the assessment of the guard army, but I failed. It was assigned to the Department of Astronomy and Physics..."

"Yeah." Deng Tinghao nodded: "It's awesome. But what does this have to do with us?"

"Of course there is." The man sighed, and the chef just brought up a grand sushi plate. The bright and thick salmon slices made Dumb's eyes shine with excitement. He directly picked up the sushi, dipped the fish in wasabi and soy sauce, and felt refreshed Eat it down and eat it up.The man's eyes stayed on Dumb's excited face for a moment, and he showed a somewhat inarticulate expression, as if he hated him for not fighting, but he also had a little connection with the planetary people.He finally sighed and said: "The earth is very big, it is not easy to find the same kind, but it is not difficult. The garden where I fell is very close to the apartment area where you live. On the second morning when I fell to the earth , I saw you just outside a restaurant. Through the glass wall, I saw 1728A44 eating a table of hamburgers. Not to mention that I knew him, even if I didn’t know him, I can be sure that he is my colleague Planetary."

Sure enough, a large appetite can easily reveal his identity. Deng Tinghao sweated silently. He nodded, and while sandwiching the fried veal shoulder meat for Ah-Dai, dipped it in the delicious soup and fried white sesame seeds, and stretched his chopsticks to Ah-Dai. On the edge of his mouth, Dui bit the meat into his mouth with a hiss, happily chewing the juicy beef, and the joy on his face was like the most beautiful angel in the world.

"Although we landed in different places, we should come from a point of time and space. I once sneaked into your Celestial Bureau..." The man said, with a mocking sneer on the corner of his mouth: "By the way, your technology and The equipment is really outdated, beyond imagination. I sneaked in and borrowed your antique equipment, and calculated that there is no time misalignment between Dumb and I, we are just in pure space, do you understand? Although I don’t I know the reason, but I know that there is a possibility of going back."

Deng Tinghao was taken aback: "Go back?"

"That's right." The man nodded: "I'm different from Dumb. Dumb may be wearing the guard equipment, and he seemed to be driving an aircraft when he fell, so the direction of the fall was shifted. It crashed into your house after hitting it many times. And I fell almost vertically, so I can accurately locate the place where I can go back."

Deng Tinghao's heart stopped suddenly, he restrained his expression, and looked at the man in front of him.The other party licked his lips and said loudly: "That's right, I wasn't familiar with 1728A44 at first, I barely managed to survive after wandering around the earth for a few days, and I didn't intend to disturb his life, but since, I may now Now that I know the way to go back, as a person who has encountered the same planet, I am thinking, maybe I should take him back with him."

The chopsticks in Ah-Dai's hand fell to the ground with a snap, and he raised his head, with sauce still on his lips, his eyes stared blankly at Deng Tinghao and the man.The man sighed: "All the crossings come from celestial visions, and the next vision will be in two weeks. Would you like to go back to Alpha One with me?"

The author has something to say: Thank you——Mist＊Ran children’s shoes from the landmines, I wish you a good meal~ (I really don’t know how to type the third word)