Dumb Earth Find Love

Duan was taken aback when he heard the words, and the boy at the door was obviously also taken aback when he saw him, and the two began to look at each other at the same time.

Dumb quickly scanned the boy from head to toe, and came to the following conclusion: This man is male, 173cm by visual measurement, short and thin.His personality is too extroverted, his voice is too sweet, his taste in clothes is too low, his smile is slightly harsh, and he is not very attractive overall.

At the same time, Duan Yang looked at Dumb bit by bit, and said in his heart: Oh, my little boy, where did this facial paralysis come from?It's long... that's it.Wait, why is this man wearing Ah Hao's clothes?This person can't be Ah Hao's new boyfriend, right?Oh my god, how could Ah Hao like boys who are as tall as him...

The two were in a delicate silence. Deng Tinghao came over after washing his hands. He took the pizza box casually and called Duan Yang very familiarly to come in and sit down.Duan Yang changed his expression very quickly, and in a blink of an eye, he returned to the happy bubbling smile just now, and screamed: "Ah Hao! Who is this? Xinhuan?"

"Don't talk nonsense! This is my apprentice." Deng Tinghao closed the door, while motioning for Dui to come back into the room.

"Apprentice? Is there such a stupid apprentice?" Duan Yang bouncingly pinched Duan's face, and he pinched it. The skin is very delicate, but the face of the owner of the skin is so cold that it can reflect light.Deng Tinghao glanced at Duan's cold expression, and immediately went over and dragged Duan Yang to the living room: "Stop bluffing, are you off work yet? Do you want to stay and eat?"

"I won't enter your wolf den, I've already made an appointment!"

Deng Tinghao was taken aback: "Have you made an appointment?"

Duan Yang tidied up his rumpled overalls with a smile, and skillfully took RMB out of Deng Tinghao’s wallet, and said, “Yes, I’ve already found a new home. Well, one happy thing, today’s pizza will be delivered to you.” You get a [-]% discount. Hey, why did you order so many, I have to use my mobile phone to count..."

Deng Tinghao rolled up the takeaway leaflet and slapped him on the head: "Don't talk about that, you have found someone else, what's his name? What does he do?"

"I said that your predecessor is too lenient!" Duan Yang counted the money carelessly, and said seemingly indifferently: "Brother Long is a decent person with a serious career, much more serious than you."

"Brother Long? You don't even know his full name?"

"Do you know that the full name is important? If someone has a car to take me for a ride, if he has money to date me, if he is good at bed, and the bedding is good, I'm not going to spend the rest of my life with him. It's just a love affair. Is it worth checking his household registration?" .”

"Hey, I said..." Deng Tinghao almost couldn't hold back his breath: "Duan Yang, your outlook on life is too open! Let your mother know later, and I will have to send her to the emergency room in the middle of the night again."

"How is it possible to let my mother know that my mother is so old that she still thinks that you are really just my senior, ha..." Duan Yang frowned solemnly: "Well... driving a Land Rover and living in a high-end The man in the apartment turned out to be Duan Yang's senior, tsk tsk... I don't know, I'm really a loser in life..."

Deng Tinghao couldn't help feeling a little headache when he heard that Duan Yang changed the topic to the big winner in life again in a blink of an eye.Duan Yang was his ex, and the two separated after being together for two years because their relationship faded.They don't have so many unforgettable memories, let alone hurt each other. After breaking up, they are still good friends, and they are good friends who know the bottom line.Duan Yang is twenty this year, with no father and mother. He went to a particularly bad junior college and dropped out of school secretly behind his mother's back.This boy loves pizza, he loves pizza so much, so he decided to start as a pizza boy, step by step to reach the pinnacle of his life as the owner of a pizza chain group—although Deng Tinghao has always questioned this point.

Duan Yang has an out-of-the-ordinary personality, and he is a little zero who can bluff and act.Duan Yang hurriedly ended his third embarrassing love affair, and then fully realized that he really didn't have the slightest thought for women in his life.After admitting that he was born gay, his life had the first turning point - he met his real first love, Deng Tinghao.

In fact, there are not so many vigorous stories. Deng Tinghao is gentle and delicate and knows how to live. He looks great and has a great body.And Duan Yang is sweet, loves to laugh, has a good personality, is innocent and filial in his family, he is usually taken out as a good-looking Chinese junior, and when he is taken home at night, he is a top-quality seductress with a lot of energy on the bed, Deng Tinghao just needs it.The two hit it off, and then began a cloyingly sweet relationship that lasted two years until both of them were bored.

Deng Tinghao knew Duan Yang better, but this guy looked shrewd, but in fact he was innocent to death.He thought that he just found a good financial backer, because he just wanted to have fun, so he didn't have to worry about it.I don't know where such a good thing comes from in this world, if that man really just wants to have a little boyfriend, why bother to take care of Duan Yang like caring for his first love?

Brother Huanlong, what a thunderous name.Deng Tinghao rubbed the bridge of his nose helplessly, and pressed Duan Yang, who was jumping up and down as soon as he shuddered: "I said, do you dare to ask this person carefully? What is his real name, does he have a job or do it by himself?" Buying and selling, where is your home address, you don’t know anything, how dare you get into someone’s car?”

Duan Yang curled his lips and muttered: "Well, after I've finished asking these questions, I still have to steal someone's ID card, driver's license, and household registration book, and then go to the Public Security Bureau to check if there is any criminal record, and then go to the bank to check if there is any debt record. After checking these things, I think everything is alright, and they told me Goodbye. I said wave my sleeves~~I can’t take it away~Ouou~a lot of macho~I, I~" Duan Yang said As he spoke, he began to sing, flicking the non-existent water sleeves, as if he was about to lean on Deng Tinghao.Deng Tinghao endured the throbbing of his temples, sat him down on the sofa, and ordered: "No matter what, tonight, you send me a photo of his ID card, and I will find a friend to check for you!"

"Dad, hey, hey~~You are so lenient, I, me, me~~" Duan Yang kept writing Peking opera, and used the "singing voice" that overwhelmed Deng Tinghao's voice to prevent those broken words from his ex from drifting into his ears.Deng Tinghao was about to collapse, when he glanced away, he saw Dumb who had just entered the bedroom silently carrying ten large pizza boxes was walking towards the restaurant with a stack of pizza boxes.Relying on his miraculous sixth sense, Deng Tinghao intuited that those boxes were empty... He didn't have time to let himself cry and petrify, he quickly hugged Duan Yang and turned around.Duan Yang danced and shouted: "Hey my god, what are you doing! The former overlord is on the bow! Uncle policeman, save me!"

Deng Tinghao mourned silently in his heart, his life has known this one after another big miracle, it is almost the rhythm of a complete collapse.He covered Duan Yang's mouth, which was making a noise of more than [-] decibels, with his hand, and watched Ah-Dai silently return to the living room after throwing away the trash, before releasing Duan Yang with a sigh of relief.

Duan Yang stretched his clothes: "I said you don't have to do it yourself if you don't like my incumbent! Hey? Did the facial paralysis come out just now? Why don't you come out to eat pizza? Hey? Where's the pizza? I brought Where's the pizza?"

Deng Tinghao silently looked at Duan Yang who was yelling for pizza, and completely gave up the idea of ​​telling this living ancestor about Duan's origin.In fact, he also knew that he didn't need to care so much, but Duan Yang was really careless.After a while, Duan Yang's mobile phone text message sent a "ding--" from the hot water bottle. Deng Tinghao took a look, and sure enough, the kid even changed his mobile phone to an iPhone, probably that Brother Long bought it for him.

Duan Yang held the phone and read the text message several times, and then happily gave Deng Tinghao a little wink: "I'm going on a date, bye~"

Deng Tinghao snorted coldly, trying to pretend he couldn't see Duan Yang looking at himself in the mirror in front of the TV screen.Duan Yang waved his hand gracefully, and floated out the door with Deng Tinghao's face full of collapse.

Deng Tinghao sighed for a long time, and heard a long groan in his stomach. He suddenly remembered something, and rushed to the living room—opening the door, Dui was sitting beside the hole in the floor-to-ceiling window, quietly playing puzzles .

To be precise, this is a birthday present that Deng Tinghao bought for his younger sister who just entered elementary school.Dumb has already opened the box very naturally, and then plunged into a state of selflessness.

Deng Tinghao glanced at Mr. Conan who had just spelled out a piece of hair, and pointed out kindly: "The fourth piece on the left is wrong. Look at the line on it, it doesn't match a little bit."

Hearing this, Duan approached the small piece of the puzzle with some doubts, then carefully uncovered it, and then tried to put it in another place.This is a giant jigsaw puzzle worth 1 yuan. Many people actually put together the puzzle pieces according to the numbers on the back of the puzzle pieces. Deng Tinghao secretly praised the honest Dumb in his heart, and then sniffed: "Pizza Is there any left for me?"

"Yes, it's on the dining table outside." Dumb continued to play with the puzzle without looking up.Seeing his ecstasy, Deng Tinghao pondered that the jigsaw puzzle is probably something that aliens don't have.He nodded, "Okay, let's play, I'm going to eat pizza. Oh, by the way, which one did you leave for me?"

Duan raised his head from the puzzle, his eyes blank: "You didn't tell me what flavors are there."

"Uh……"

"Anyway, I ate the meaty ones."

"Oh..." Deng Tinghao drooped his head, and went through the inside of his head quickly, "There is only garden pizza-I don't like vegan pizza-I don't want to eat it-but I don't want to be hungry-the only way to eat garden pizza ", then silently went to the restaurant to take the last pizza back to the house.Sitting next to Dumb and Dumb's puzzle, he opened the pizza box—oh, there's only a third of the pastoral pizza left.

Fortunately, the freshly baked pizza was very good both in appearance and taste, and the thick cheese made up for the lack of meat. Deng Tinghao was already hungry, and he felt good after eating it.Duan has been doing puzzles in silence, and after a while Deng Tinghao finished eating, Duan suddenly asked: "That Duan Yang is your boyfriend?"

"Ex." Deng Tinghao replied simply: "I am single now."

"Oh." Dumb nodded, he thought about it again, and asked, "When you were together, did you live together?"

"Yes, stay here with me."

"Oh." Duan thought about it again, and asked, "Are you taking care of his food and lodging?"

"Usually, I give him nothing, and if I have money, he has no money. Of course, I will cover his food and lodging." Deng Tinghao simply cleaned up the pizza box, and asked casually, "What's wrong?"

Duan was thoughtful: "I remember you said that partners can stay together for a lifetime..."

"Well, on the premise of a harmonious relationship and not breaking up, unconditionally love and support each other, live together, regardless of birth, old age, sickness and death... Why do you ask this?"

Duan looked down at his fingers, looked up at Deng Tinghao very seriously and said: "I was thinking that this kind of formal relationship between lovers is better than our contractual relationship. If I were your boyfriend, I could do both. Enjoy unlimited room and board, and don't need to be your assistant, the best of both worlds."

Hearing this, Deng Tinghao's face changed from green to red for a long time, and he choked out a sentence: "I didn't see it, you really know how to do business."

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