My male god is updated every day
Chapter 32
Han Qingyan has always been a person who says what he thinks, at least he has always maintained this good habit when facing Qi Chufan.So after he had this idea, he said it out of his heart.
He wrenched himself out of Qi Chufan's arms, and said with a serious face: "I found out that if you really know Yuan Qifan, you didn't spend any money chasing me, and I paid a lot of money back."
Qi Chufan: "..."
After thinking about the reader whose ID is "Qingyan" and who is still ranked in the top ten of Zhiyuan Qifan Overlord List, Qi Dashen suddenly felt that what the little teacher said was so reasonable that he had no way to refute it.
Han Qingyan paused for a few seconds, seeing that Qi Chufan had no intention of refuting, he continued: "Generally, men pay for their daughters when they are in a relationship, so we can be together. If you want something, I will attack it." .”
After hearing Han Qingyan's words, Qi Dashen was decisively stunned. He stared blankly at Han Qingyan, his mind was filled with the words "what's the matter?" as if he had been invaded by a virus. With a comprehension machine, this sentence was translated into all languages that he could understand.
Thousands of words can be summed up in one sentence - the little teacher is so unrestrained, he has already thought of embarrassing things on the first day when he decided to disturb the foundation.
It is indeed his loyal reader, so Nima is so considerate.
As for the last sentence that the little teacher said?
Qi Chufan said that there is no shou who does not want to retaliate. As a senior author, he deeply understands that the relationship between offense and shou can only be seen on the bed.
Han Qingyan couldn't understand why the male god and elementary school boy didn't mean to refute at all when he heard that he was going to be an attack. Instead, he looked relieved.
Could it be that the male god is actually a subject from beginning to end?
Aren't all the things that Nanima dreamed about being male gods all in vain?
Han Qingyan thought about it carefully, and felt that he had been ignoring a very important issue - if the male god is a gong, how could it be possible that the texts written are all about the subject!
Thinking about this, Han Qingyan's eyes on Qi Chufan changed.
Turning around for a second, the male god's attack changed, and this kind of god-like sense of gap made Han Qingyan feel that it was even more unacceptable than the development of a god like a primary school boy being a male god.
"What's wrong with you?" After feeling the fiery gaze of the little teacher, Qi Chufan couldn't ignore it no matter how much he wanted to.I had no choice but to ask.
"It's nothing." Han Qingyan shook his head, trying to make a puzzled expression, but found that the perennial facial paralysis caused slight necrosis of facial muscles, and he seemed unable to achieve such a high-end expression of puzzlement.So he could only continue with a straight face: "I'm just a little surprised that you are really a victim."
True Attack Qi Chufan: "..."
He thought for a while, and felt that it was better to change the topic to continue the pleasant exchange, so he said: "We can talk about offense and suffering when we can hit the base. The main task now is, can we kiss again?"
Qi Dashen felt that he had done a good job of exaggerating the atmosphere, and the next step should be a warm kiss and touch, and it would be best to have a jerk.
Of course, this is all God Qi's wonderful idea.The real situation is that Han Qingyan looked at Qi Chufan's sincere gaze, frowned, and said, "If you are also subject to it, I need to reconsider whether I should make an attack for you, or break up with you directly." , I’m going to find a slut. So we’ll talk about things like kissing later.”
Qi Chufan: "..."
He wanted more and more to grab Han Qingyan's shoulders and shake them vigorously, or to kneel and hug his thighs and shake them vigorously. I beg the little teacher to block his brain hole quickly!
He used to be so shabby that he thought how many people he could follow with his brain was enough to blow the sky away, until he met Han Qingyan.Qi Dashen finally understood that the author's brain hole is big or not, and the readers know how big the reader's brain hole is, you can't imagine it at all.
He tried his best to calm down his feelings of wanting to complain, and asked: "Since you are number zero, why did you just tell me that you want to be number one?"
Han Qingyan frowned, and said, "Don't you have to fight for the right to be offensive? Every article of yours is written like this."
Qi Chufan: "..."
Sour and cool, I don't want to say.
He took a deep breath and returned to the previous topic.He said: "I am number one, can we kiss now?"
Han Qingyan shook his head resolutely. He pointed to the computer that was put aside by the two and had entered a dormant state, and said, "You type first, I want to see, the real male god is the daily change of [-] characters."
"Is there any reward for daily [-] words?" Qi Chufan laughed all kinds of ways. As a man, Han Qingyan felt that he could understand the obscene thoughts in the mind of the elementary school students.
He said: "There is no problem with a daily update of [-] or so."
"This is what you said!"
Qi Chufan's eyes immediately lit up, and his whole body became positive.
Han Qingyan felt that there was something wrong with his state, so he estimated Qi Chufan's hand speed and other issues, and he still said: "I'm just saying, if our relationship can really reach that level, even if you change it every day Two thousand can also come in one shot. But don’t rush to [-] to die from overwork.”
"No." Qi Chufan smiled so obscenely that people wanted to slap him, he said, "You just said that there are [-] words every day, not [-] words every day."
Han Qingyan was so stupid that he didn't understand what he meant.
Qi Chufan said: "One update every ten days, one update is [-], let's post it after the update, what do you think?"
Han Qingyan: "..."
He didn't say a word, but just looked at Qi Chufan with that paralyzed face that lacked expression, and his black eyes conveyed the message that he wanted to curse to Qi Chufan through thick lenses.
Qi Chufan thought about it, and felt that it was better not to continue to be poor.Remember the advice of the older generation, it is better to do more than talk.He leaned forward and tentatively kissed Han Qingyan.After realizing that the little teacher had no intention of refusing, he stuck out his tongue and licked his lips.
The two hugged each other and gnawed for a while, Han Qingyan finally felt that his tongue was so numb, he raised his hand and pushed away a certain god who was still trying to cling to him.
The saliva that the two of them had no time to swallow slid down Han Qingyan's mouth when their lips parted.Han Qingyan raised his hand and wiped it with his arm unrestrainedly and silkily. He felt that it was not as warm, sweet and intoxicating as described in the novel, but rather a little disgusting.
Thinking of this, Han Qingyan said seriously to Qi Chufan: "Your skills are too bad."
He was quite happy to be told that his skills were poor, and he said cheerfully: "The only way I'm poor is that I'm a novice. We can practice more. By then, we will definitely be able to improve our skills to the point where you can get hard even with a kiss."
Han Qingyan stared at Qi Chufan for a while with the kind of eyes that made Qi Chufan feel goosebumps all over his body, and then nodded thoughtfully.Qi Dashen, who had a whole set of strange movements, was completely at a loss.
"What did you imagine?" Qi Chufan asked with the corner of his mouth twitching.
"It's nothing." Han Qingyan shook his head. He couldn't tell Qi Chufan that at that moment he thought of human X drugs and other unreadable things.
At this time, it was necessary to start another topic to preserve his pure image so far. Han Qingyan thought for a while and found a topic to talk about.
He said, "Qi Chufan, do you watch the World Cup?"
"No." Qi Chufan shook his head, but immediately added: "If you want to watch, I can accompany you."
"That's good." The corners of Han Qingyan's mouth curled slightly, and he said: "Actually, my previous dream lover has always been a male god, but now I realize that the male god seems to be a mortal who needs to fall in love. I I have always hoped to find a boyfriend who doesn’t mind me reading *novels, and who can watch the World Cup with me. I found that you seem to be very competent.”
"As long as you like, I will accompany you." Qi Chufan replied with a smile.
That afternoon, the two went out together to buy a case of beer and some snacks.At twelve o'clock in the morning, they sat together with a can of beer and watched the live broadcast of the World Cup on Chufan's computer.
Qi Chufan likes basketball, but he doesn't even understand football and even offside issues.So the whole game basically consisted of Han Qingyan watching the game while eating and drinking, and Qi Chufan watching Han Qingyan while eating and drinking.
After a game, I won't talk about how they played, but the two of them were exhausted.
Qi Chufan simply wanted to stay on Han Qingyan's bed, but in the end he was kicked to lie on the bed beside Qin Le.
They ate too much and didn't feel sleepy, so the two lay flat on the bed and chatted.While talking, Qi Chufan suddenly burst out laughing as if he had thought of something.
Han Qingyan asked curiously, "What strange thing did you think of?"
Qi Chufan said: "It's nothing, I'm just thinking, if we eat like this every night, will we become two big fat guys with their stomachs sticking out in a month's time?"
After careful consideration of this question, Han Qingyan seriously replied: "Maybe it will become like this, and then?"
"Then I felt that it would be good if this was the case." Qi Chufan said, and as expected, he received Han Qingyan's puzzled gaze.He said: "If we both get fat and ugly and no one wants us, we can stay together forever and don't have to worry about cheating."
Han Qingyan said: "But if you become like that, I will despise you."
Qi Chufan: "..."
Fuck, can you still have a joyful and sensational fall!
He wrenched himself out of Qi Chufan's arms, and said with a serious face: "I found out that if you really know Yuan Qifan, you didn't spend any money chasing me, and I paid a lot of money back."
Qi Chufan: "..."
After thinking about the reader whose ID is "Qingyan" and who is still ranked in the top ten of Zhiyuan Qifan Overlord List, Qi Dashen suddenly felt that what the little teacher said was so reasonable that he had no way to refute it.
Han Qingyan paused for a few seconds, seeing that Qi Chufan had no intention of refuting, he continued: "Generally, men pay for their daughters when they are in a relationship, so we can be together. If you want something, I will attack it." .”
After hearing Han Qingyan's words, Qi Dashen was decisively stunned. He stared blankly at Han Qingyan, his mind was filled with the words "what's the matter?" as if he had been invaded by a virus. With a comprehension machine, this sentence was translated into all languages that he could understand.
Thousands of words can be summed up in one sentence - the little teacher is so unrestrained, he has already thought of embarrassing things on the first day when he decided to disturb the foundation.
It is indeed his loyal reader, so Nima is so considerate.
As for the last sentence that the little teacher said?
Qi Chufan said that there is no shou who does not want to retaliate. As a senior author, he deeply understands that the relationship between offense and shou can only be seen on the bed.
Han Qingyan couldn't understand why the male god and elementary school boy didn't mean to refute at all when he heard that he was going to be an attack. Instead, he looked relieved.
Could it be that the male god is actually a subject from beginning to end?
Aren't all the things that Nanima dreamed about being male gods all in vain?
Han Qingyan thought about it carefully, and felt that he had been ignoring a very important issue - if the male god is a gong, how could it be possible that the texts written are all about the subject!
Thinking about this, Han Qingyan's eyes on Qi Chufan changed.
Turning around for a second, the male god's attack changed, and this kind of god-like sense of gap made Han Qingyan feel that it was even more unacceptable than the development of a god like a primary school boy being a male god.
"What's wrong with you?" After feeling the fiery gaze of the little teacher, Qi Chufan couldn't ignore it no matter how much he wanted to.I had no choice but to ask.
"It's nothing." Han Qingyan shook his head, trying to make a puzzled expression, but found that the perennial facial paralysis caused slight necrosis of facial muscles, and he seemed unable to achieve such a high-end expression of puzzlement.So he could only continue with a straight face: "I'm just a little surprised that you are really a victim."
True Attack Qi Chufan: "..."
He thought for a while, and felt that it was better to change the topic to continue the pleasant exchange, so he said: "We can talk about offense and suffering when we can hit the base. The main task now is, can we kiss again?"
Qi Dashen felt that he had done a good job of exaggerating the atmosphere, and the next step should be a warm kiss and touch, and it would be best to have a jerk.
Of course, this is all God Qi's wonderful idea.The real situation is that Han Qingyan looked at Qi Chufan's sincere gaze, frowned, and said, "If you are also subject to it, I need to reconsider whether I should make an attack for you, or break up with you directly." , I’m going to find a slut. So we’ll talk about things like kissing later.”
Qi Chufan: "..."
He wanted more and more to grab Han Qingyan's shoulders and shake them vigorously, or to kneel and hug his thighs and shake them vigorously. I beg the little teacher to block his brain hole quickly!
He used to be so shabby that he thought how many people he could follow with his brain was enough to blow the sky away, until he met Han Qingyan.Qi Dashen finally understood that the author's brain hole is big or not, and the readers know how big the reader's brain hole is, you can't imagine it at all.
He tried his best to calm down his feelings of wanting to complain, and asked: "Since you are number zero, why did you just tell me that you want to be number one?"
Han Qingyan frowned, and said, "Don't you have to fight for the right to be offensive? Every article of yours is written like this."
Qi Chufan: "..."
Sour and cool, I don't want to say.
He took a deep breath and returned to the previous topic.He said: "I am number one, can we kiss now?"
Han Qingyan shook his head resolutely. He pointed to the computer that was put aside by the two and had entered a dormant state, and said, "You type first, I want to see, the real male god is the daily change of [-] characters."
"Is there any reward for daily [-] words?" Qi Chufan laughed all kinds of ways. As a man, Han Qingyan felt that he could understand the obscene thoughts in the mind of the elementary school students.
He said: "There is no problem with a daily update of [-] or so."
"This is what you said!"
Qi Chufan's eyes immediately lit up, and his whole body became positive.
Han Qingyan felt that there was something wrong with his state, so he estimated Qi Chufan's hand speed and other issues, and he still said: "I'm just saying, if our relationship can really reach that level, even if you change it every day Two thousand can also come in one shot. But don’t rush to [-] to die from overwork.”
"No." Qi Chufan smiled so obscenely that people wanted to slap him, he said, "You just said that there are [-] words every day, not [-] words every day."
Han Qingyan was so stupid that he didn't understand what he meant.
Qi Chufan said: "One update every ten days, one update is [-], let's post it after the update, what do you think?"
Han Qingyan: "..."
He didn't say a word, but just looked at Qi Chufan with that paralyzed face that lacked expression, and his black eyes conveyed the message that he wanted to curse to Qi Chufan through thick lenses.
Qi Chufan thought about it, and felt that it was better not to continue to be poor.Remember the advice of the older generation, it is better to do more than talk.He leaned forward and tentatively kissed Han Qingyan.After realizing that the little teacher had no intention of refusing, he stuck out his tongue and licked his lips.
The two hugged each other and gnawed for a while, Han Qingyan finally felt that his tongue was so numb, he raised his hand and pushed away a certain god who was still trying to cling to him.
The saliva that the two of them had no time to swallow slid down Han Qingyan's mouth when their lips parted.Han Qingyan raised his hand and wiped it with his arm unrestrainedly and silkily. He felt that it was not as warm, sweet and intoxicating as described in the novel, but rather a little disgusting.
Thinking of this, Han Qingyan said seriously to Qi Chufan: "Your skills are too bad."
He was quite happy to be told that his skills were poor, and he said cheerfully: "The only way I'm poor is that I'm a novice. We can practice more. By then, we will definitely be able to improve our skills to the point where you can get hard even with a kiss."
Han Qingyan stared at Qi Chufan for a while with the kind of eyes that made Qi Chufan feel goosebumps all over his body, and then nodded thoughtfully.Qi Dashen, who had a whole set of strange movements, was completely at a loss.
"What did you imagine?" Qi Chufan asked with the corner of his mouth twitching.
"It's nothing." Han Qingyan shook his head. He couldn't tell Qi Chufan that at that moment he thought of human X drugs and other unreadable things.
At this time, it was necessary to start another topic to preserve his pure image so far. Han Qingyan thought for a while and found a topic to talk about.
He said, "Qi Chufan, do you watch the World Cup?"
"No." Qi Chufan shook his head, but immediately added: "If you want to watch, I can accompany you."
"That's good." The corners of Han Qingyan's mouth curled slightly, and he said: "Actually, my previous dream lover has always been a male god, but now I realize that the male god seems to be a mortal who needs to fall in love. I I have always hoped to find a boyfriend who doesn’t mind me reading *novels, and who can watch the World Cup with me. I found that you seem to be very competent.”
"As long as you like, I will accompany you." Qi Chufan replied with a smile.
That afternoon, the two went out together to buy a case of beer and some snacks.At twelve o'clock in the morning, they sat together with a can of beer and watched the live broadcast of the World Cup on Chufan's computer.
Qi Chufan likes basketball, but he doesn't even understand football and even offside issues.So the whole game basically consisted of Han Qingyan watching the game while eating and drinking, and Qi Chufan watching Han Qingyan while eating and drinking.
After a game, I won't talk about how they played, but the two of them were exhausted.
Qi Chufan simply wanted to stay on Han Qingyan's bed, but in the end he was kicked to lie on the bed beside Qin Le.
They ate too much and didn't feel sleepy, so the two lay flat on the bed and chatted.While talking, Qi Chufan suddenly burst out laughing as if he had thought of something.
Han Qingyan asked curiously, "What strange thing did you think of?"
Qi Chufan said: "It's nothing, I'm just thinking, if we eat like this every night, will we become two big fat guys with their stomachs sticking out in a month's time?"
After careful consideration of this question, Han Qingyan seriously replied: "Maybe it will become like this, and then?"
"Then I felt that it would be good if this was the case." Qi Chufan said, and as expected, he received Han Qingyan's puzzled gaze.He said: "If we both get fat and ugly and no one wants us, we can stay together forever and don't have to worry about cheating."
Han Qingyan said: "But if you become like that, I will despise you."
Qi Chufan: "..."
Fuck, can you still have a joyful and sensational fall!
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