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Han Qingyan felt that even if the object of Qin Le's 419 was a man, even if it was an attack, he didn't seem to have much to worry about, because even if he cared, there seemed to be no solution.It's just that he never expected that he didn't care, Qin Le himself didn't care much more than him——

Except for Chrysanthemum being a bit uncomfortable every day when going to the toilet or sitting down, the conditioned reflex cursed "Fuck", all of Qin Le's performances at other times made Han Qingyan involuntarily think of a sentence *Wen Ligong suffers after xxoo Psychology - "Just treat it as being bitten by a dog".

It’s just that Han Qingyan hasn’t figured out how this phrase came about until now. If you are bitten by a dog, you must be vaccinated against rabies. Even if the dog that bites you is a vaccinated dog, you can’t take it lightly.But if it gets rough...

It seems that no matter how off-line the article is, there will be no stalks such as shou and shou going to get a rabies vaccine after the accidental xo!

Well, this idea is a little bit off topic, but in short, after Qin Le was raped for a week, Han Qingyan still didn't understand why even if such a thing happened, he could still act as if nothing happened. If you don't return home, why don't you stay at night, you should go to the bar and continue to go to the bar.Is this the second time for fear of not being rough?

Regarding this question, when Han Qingyan and Qi Chufan were having dinner together one day, Master Qi gave the answer after thinking about it after listening to him.

After Qi Chufan swallowed the food he was chewing into his stomach, he said calmly, "Maybe it's because he fell in love with this feeling after being roughed up once, so he still goes to the bar these days not to hook up with girls Just to wait for the person who only did it once and didn't even exchange contact information with each other."

Han Qingyan even forgot to eat when he heard him talking. Although he felt that what the male god said was unreasonable, no matter how he thought about it, he felt that this was the only reason why Qin Le continued to die.

Could it be said that things like popping chrysanthemums can be addicted after being popped once?How cool is that?But looking at Qin Le's appearance of squatting in a hole the day before yesterday and constantly swearing, it doesn't look cool at all.No, maybe it's because the process was so cool, it's like chewing Xuanmai and being admitted to Lanxiang?

When it's over, the more I think about it, the more I want to try how to break it!But what if the male god has erectile dysfunction?

Han Qingyan sadly raised his head and glanced at Qi Chufan who continued to eat. At this moment, he felt that he understood the reason why many unhappy couples were finally unhappy.What a painful realization this is!

Feeling the little teacher's gaze, Qi Dashen raised his head, and what he saw was his little teacher's sympathetic but hesitant expression.

Qi Chufan, who had already known about Han Qingyan's urination after such a long relationship, understood immediately when he saw his expression, that the little teacher was absolutely in the brain supplement mode again.As for the content of the brain supplement...

Qi Chufan, who observed Han Qingyan's expression again, said that he didn't really want to know what Han Qingyan was thinking.

But people are so cheap, knowing that the answer may be too heavy for me to bear, but I still can't help but want to ask.Qi Chufan is such a slut, so he hesitated for a while before choosing to satisfy his curiosity, and asked, "What are you thinking?"

"I was wondering if you..." Han Qingyan almost reflexively said what was in his mind the moment he heard the male god's question, and realized that this kind of question that would hurt the male god's self-esteem seemed not suitable for such a question When asked directly, he immediately stopped what he just said, and changed his words abruptly: "I was wondering why you are so handsome!"

Qi Chufan: "..." Although he didn't want to expose it at all, but what you just blurted out, little teacher, was obviously not that!

After Han Qingyan finished speaking, he stared at Qi Chufan's face without blushing and observed his expression. After finding that his usual smile had turned into a wry smile, he realized that his lying just now seemed to have failed.

This question is a bit tangled, even more tangled than which excavator school is better. Han Qingyan frowned, and said with a firm face to Qi Chufan: "No matter what, don't worry, I won't abandon you!"

Qi Chufan: "..." Who can explain to him why this topic jumps so quickly?Little teacher's logic, what's wrong with your logic?This is completely dead, utterly dead, okay!

Han Qingyan looked at Qi Chufan with a dazed face, and in his heart sadly nodded countless praises for himself who valued love and cared about the appearance of a male god.

A real man should be like him, hiding merit and fame deeply.He believes that in the future, the male god will understand his heart.

But the actual situation is that not only did Qi Chufan not understand the direction of Han Qingyan's brain hole at all before, but at this moment, he deeply felt that he might not be able to understand the magical brain of his dear little teacher more and more in the future. hole.

Han Qingyan finished his meal happily and sadly, maintaining the mood of praising himself, and then suddenly remembered something, and asked Qi Chufan, "Are you free this weekend?"

Qi Chufan had completely given up on the topic of saving them from death, and he decided that it would be better to continue quietly following the topic of Han Qingyan.So he nodded and said, "There should be nothing wrong, what's wrong?"

"Haunted house night show, Qin Le asked me to go together. If it's only him, I'm worried that I'll be scared and pee and he won't care about me. If you're okay, go together?" Han Qingyan said calmly, even if the words in his words The content is not ordinary.

If we go together, maybe we can be awesome when my wife is scared to piss. When my wife is happy, maybe I can do some favorite things together. Besides, I am not afraid of haunted houses and other problems. This kind of No matter how you think about it, it is all beneficial and harmless. Without even thinking about it, Qi Dashen immediately replied: "Definitely go!"

Sure enough, Master Qi's bold appearance pleased the little teacher, he nodded and said: "Then I'll call you when the time comes, I'll ask Qin Le to buy the ticket first, if Zhang Chenghao and the others want to go, you can go with me I'll say it in advance."

After the two happily settled down on weekend activities, it was time for Qi Chufan's afternoon class.It's just that until Qi Dashen sat down in the classroom, he still couldn't figure out one question——

What is the little teacher hesitant to say?

This problem continued until Saturday night when Han Qingyan sent him a text message asking him to wait downstairs in the dormitory to go to the haunted house together and it was still not resolved.To be precise, Han Qingyan would change the subject every time this topic was mentioned, and Qi Chufan couldn't bear to talk about it with such blunt energy.

The people who finally decided to go to the haunted house night market together were Qin Le and Qi Dashen and his wife. After sending a text message to Qi Chufan, Han Qingyan asked Qin Le, who was changing shoes, "You proposed to go out to play." , why didn't you call a girl to accompany you?"

"I found a brother to play with me, but I didn't expect him to bring a husband in an unreasonable way." Qin Le raised his head while talking, staring at Han Qingyan with a very resentful gaze.There are a few words written brightly in the eyes - "The person I am talking about is you!"

"Don't be like this, Qi Chufan is also your good brother, isn't he?" Han Qingyan said seriously with a straight face that he didn't quite believe it, and then quickly changed the subject, he said: "Why do you suddenly want to go out to play?" baby?"

"It's nothing, I just want to scare myself to adjust my emotions." Qin Le said vaguely, he really didn't want to tell Han Qingyan that before going to the bar to hook up with girls every night, every time he went to bed and raised his gun, he couldn't help thinking When I woke up that night, I had a bit of an ass shot, and there was no desire to continue in an instant, which was so sour.

Qin Le felt that if this went on like this, no matter how good his kidneys were, he would be impotent, so he specially found a day that was suitable for travel and asked Han Qingyan to go out and visit the haunted house.It is said that a bigger stimulus will make people forget the slightly smaller stimulus, and fighting poison with fire will definitely work!

Of course, this kind of reason can never be said!

Not to mention nonsense, half an hour later, the three of them arrived at the door of the night haunted house that Qin Le had found before.Because the tickets have already been booked before, it saves the link of buying tickets.

"I took a look, and the only ones that are a little scary are the hospital, the school, and the castle. Which of the three scenes will come first?" Qin Le asked with the ticket in his hand.

"I don't care, it's up to you to decide." Han Qingyan stood beside Qi Chufan and responded while looking at the poster on the ticket.

"According to the customary setting, there will be zombies or ghosts in the hospital, the school must be haunted, and the castle must be vampires." Qi Chufan touched it, analyzed it carefully, and finally said: "Arrange the level of horror, the hospital and the school must choose One."

After thinking about it for a while, Qin Le said: "Let's go to school then."

The scene layout of the haunted house night scene looks quite good. The so-called school scene is a one-story house, which looks about [-] square meters from the outside. The white wall is decorated with some black and red stains, which looks like kind of old feeling.

Han Qingyan felt that he was like the protagonist of countless horror games and anime movies. He clearly knew that this was a place where he could run into ghosts if he entered, and he had to rush to set a flag for himself.

The rule of the game is that one wave of people enters, and the next wave comes out within half an hour. Enter through the entrance and exit. There is no decryption link in between. It is just that there are a few dolls in the legend. If you find all of them, you can give a small gift. .

When Han Qingyan and the others arrived, no one was in line, but the last wave of players had just entered.Han Qingyan glanced at his watch, and it seemed that there would be no problem waiting for them to come out in half an hour.Unexpectedly, in less than 5 minutes, that wave of people came out, and there was even a girl wiping tears inside.

Han Qingyan: "..."

Human beings, why do you abuse yourself like this?

Thinking this way, Han Qingyan was pushed into the school-themed haunted house by Qin Le...