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Han Qingyan didn't know if it was his illusion or what, the time he went to the haunted house to play, although in the end he stepped on the wrong thing and was frightened by the hanged ghost who was hanging upside down from the ceiling and dragged Qi Chufan away , but even if he didn't get the small gift, Qin Le's mood seemed to suddenly become very good.

What is the reason?

Casting a glance at Qin Le who had been holding his mobile phone for a few seconds since returning to the dormitory, Han Qingyan felt more and more whether he had taken the wrong medicine today.

But it doesn't matter whether Qin Le took the wrong medicine or not, as long as he is still alive.Thinking of this, Han Qingyan lowered his head and continued poking at the phone with great peace of mind.

After coming out of the haunted house before, even if he was so frightened that he almost knelt on the ground, but the deception of such things as appearances is so powerful that even Qi Chufan wanted to hug Han Qingyan and tell him, "Don't be afraid!" I'm here, we'll sleep together tonight" and things like that can't be said.

After all, that calm and dying expression has no comfort at all, okay?

So the final result was that Qi Chufan went back to the dormitory full of resentment, while Han Qingyan comforted himself that at least Qin Le was still in the room while chatting with Qi Chufan on QQ while holding his mobile phone.

It's just that this comforting mood lasted for less than two hours, when Qin Le suddenly poked his phone and replied a text message, then got up, took his coat and left, saying "I'm going out for a while".There was not even a chance for Han Qingyan to ask when he would be back.

Looking at the door that Qin Le rushed out and closed with the wind, Han Qingyan felt that his paralyzed face was about to start to twitch.All the moods merged into a sentence of WTF at this moment, Qin Le, do you know that you will go to a haunted house tonight and your poor roommate will be scared at night!

Well, he probably didn't know, and after getting along for so long, Han Qingyan found out sadly that according to Qin Le's consistent peeing, he would definitely not go back to the dormitory tonight.

What a painful realization, Han Qingyan raised his hand to cover his eyes sadly.

After closing his eyes, he thought about the various haunted dormitory incidents he had heard before. Han Qingyan put down his hand covering his eyes, opened his eyes and stared at the phone intently, and quickly typed a text message to Qi Chufan .

The content of the text message is very simple [Qin Le is not here today, come and live in our dormitory, I am afraid. 】

Humans are such creatures, the more afraid they are about to die, the more they can't stop them. Han Qingyan feels that he is really a person who is not hypocritical at all. He is afraid that he will say something very recklessly and frankly. Of course Even if I said that I was scared, the feeling that there were ghosts everywhere in my heart still didn't decrease at all.

Even when Qi Chufan rushed to knock on the door of their dormitory at a speed of [-] meters, Han Qingyan, who was still immersed in his own imagination and could not extricate himself, was startled by the knock on the door.

Han Qingyan picked up his phone and checked the time. Only 2 minutes had passed since he sent a text message to Qi Chufan.From Qi Chufan's dormitory to the postgraduate dormitory in such a short period of time?After Han Qingyan thought for a few seconds, he felt that this was completely impossible.So he continued to play with his mobile phone as if he didn't hear the knock on the door.

Because the ghost story book said that if you are alone at home at night, it is best not to open the door if someone knocks.

Han Qingyan felt that he couldn't continue thinking about it, otherwise he might have scared himself to death before Qi Chufan came over.

As for the unknown creature still knocking at the door?After serious thinking, Han Qingyan decided that it would be better to send a text message to Qi Chufan to confirm.

Ten seconds later, Qi Chufan, an unknown creature, came in from the door with a black face.Qi Dashen felt that he had completely despaired of the little teacher's awesome imagination.It was almost like teasing him.

It's okay to be afraid!Afraid, shouldn't you rush over to open the door immediately when you hear the knock on the door, instead of sending a text message to ask if the person at the door is you, and then open the door after receiving a reply confirming yes?

Qi Dashen will never admit that after receiving that text message, he imagined that the little teacher was lying in his arms, and after he comforted him while doing something embarrassing, the feeling of running over happily was all overwhelmed by the little teacher. The teacher's second text message shattered.

Han Qingyan looked at Qi Chufan who wrote "I'm very upset", thought for a while, got up and took a glass of water from his own cup and handed it to him, "Isn't this just to be on the safe side, in case there is someone standing at the door?" What kind of bad guy, I can't beat it by myself."

Qi Chufan told his daughter-in-law over and over in his heart that he should not be blamed for his brains, took a sip of the water, and still couldn't help saying, "You can just ask if it's me."

"How can that be done! Even ghosts can imitate other people's voices!" Han Qingyan said confidently, and after he finished speaking, he realized that his answer seemed to be not ordinary embarrassing and childish, and even his paralyzed face that hadn't changed color for thousands of years was instantly astonished. Red a little bit.

Qi Chufan looked at Han Qingyan's appearance, and somehow felt that he was quite cute too.He laughed and said, "Haven't you ever thought that ghosts can pretend to be me and send you text messages, and sit here like me? Maybe Qi Chufan is actually sleeping in the dormitory right now."

After hearing what he said, Han Qingyan's face immediately changed.What the hell do you think, how do you think what he said makes sense!And looking at Qi Chufan's face, I always feel that something is not quite the same, so I'm afraid it's great if I think about it!

After Qi Chufan finished speaking, he kept staring at his little teacher's face, and then successfully witnessed the little teacher's expression getting uglier, and finally gave Qi Chufan a faint illusion that the person in front of him was going to stand up and run away .No, it should not be an illusion.

Just like this, the two of them stared at each other in silence for more than ten seconds. Qi Chufan felt that Han Qingyan would be scared away if he didn't say anything else, so he said, "I found that your brain is actually more suitable for writing novels. And this brain is more suitable for writing novels. The ability to replenish is not so strong. Don't worry, there are no ghosts in this world."

Han Qingyan stared at Qi Chufan's face and was noncommittal about what he said, staring until Qi Dashen felt hairy in his heart, and said: "Actually, I have always felt that there are ghosts in the world, and to be honest, I just said that to you. I especially doubt whether you are Qi Chufan after all."

Qi Dashen who always throws stones at his own feet: "..."

Seeing that he didn't speak, Han Qingyan continued: "You know, there is a movie like that, maybe the souls of the people around you are no longer the original ones."

Qi Chufan said: "Don't think too much, I just said something casually to scare you, there is no other deeper meaning." After talking for a while, I also started to feel terrified.

Fortunately, seeing him say that, Han Qingyan gave up the idea of ​​continuing to talk about this topic, just nodded and stopped talking.

Qi Chufan was very aware of his little teacher's temperament of non-stop talking, so when Han Qingyan was silent, he would take the initiative to raise a topic that Han Qing could talk about.

Qi Chufan said: "Didn't Qin Le come back with us at night? Why did he go out again?"

"He is always like this." Han Qingyan looked at Qi Chufan with a look of "this kind of thing is very common and there is no need to care about it", and said, "If when Qin Le can live safely in the dormitory Last week, that was a miracle."

Qi Chufan: "..."

He didn't know whether he should be happy that no one slept with his wife, or should he be angry that Qin Le occupied the latrine instead of gliding. He didn't want to stay in the dormitory, and he didn't know whether to change the dormitory with him so that he and his little teacher could have a happy life. .

No, it seems that there is a little problem with comparing the little teacher to a pit and himself to a Xiang, but these are all details and there is no need to care so much.

Qi Dashen thought about it, and finally felt that something was wrong.The purpose of his coming to Han Qingyan's dormitory is obviously to protect the little teacher and do shameful things together, but why has he been here for so long, as if he has no intention of protecting or being shy at all?

After thinking about it carefully, Qi Chufan seriously thought, did the little teacher really call him here because he was afraid, or did he call him here to scare him because he was bored and had nothing to do?

Han Qingyan saw that the male god suddenly stopped talking while chatting, so he calmly took the initiative to help the male god think of a reason to think about the problem, lowered his head and focused on swiping his phone, determined to be a good couple who would not interrupt the male god's thoughts.

When Qi Chufan came back to his senses, he realized that the two of them seemed to have been silent for a long time. He stared at Han Qingyan seriously for a few seconds, and he didn't know whether he was stuck in his head or suddenly said: "Qin Le's kind Single dog cucumbers are all black, daughter-in-law, do you want to lose your virginity?"

Han Qingyan never expected that the male god had been thinking about such an unbearable problem for so long, and things like losing his virginity...

He couldn't help but think of the erectile dysfunction he defined for the male god. Could it be that the male god is signaling to make himself rough on him?

This is a problem.

The glorious image of the male god has always been a powerful presence in Han Qingyan's yy, but if it is the male god's wish.Han Qingyan said that it is absolutely no problem for him to turn around and be attacked for a second!

After giving countless praises to his absolute love for the male god, Han Qingyan nodded seriously at Qi Chufan with a serious face to express his acceptance of his proposal.

Qi Chufan felt a little embarrassed, the current atmosphere didn't seem suitable for a show, and the serious expression of the little teacher was really a little stressful.But no matter when the little teacher seems to have such an expression, so you have to get used to it.

After completing sufficient mental preparation, Qi Chufan went to lock the door of the dormitory first, then came back and sat beside Han Qingyan, hugged him, and kissed his slightly pursed lips...

It wasn't until Han Qingyan was crushed below that he finally realized the fact that male gods are impotent.

When Han Qingyan was overwhelmed by the male god's fever and became unconscious, there was only one clear sentence that flashed back and forth in his mind like a revolving lantern: The male god is not only impotent, but also slightly bigger, he really deserves to be a male god!