[Comprehensive] When sunspot becomes an artifact

The clear skies, the sun, and the wildly unreliable weather forecast predicted a very good day.

Seeing such a good weather, Vulcan's mood was as bright as flowers in the morning.

As usual, he hummed a little tune and rode his bicycle to Cheng Rin to attend class. At this time, Vulcan would never have thought that a huge crisis would befall him in 2 minutes.

A pleasant ringtone rang from Vulcan's chest. Vulcan stopped his bicycle, took out his cell phone from his pocket, and was surprised: It was Qingfeng?

Why did Qingfeng call him early in the morning?

Vulcan had an ominous premonition.

He pressed the answer button in doubt, "Hello, it's Qingfeng, what's the matter?"

"Vulcan," on the other end of the phone, Qingfeng's voice was heavy and sad, "Did you watch the news this morning?"

Vulcan unconsciously began to tense up.

News, what news?

Summer Cup canceled?Winter Cup canceled?Could it be that there was a terrorist attack somewhere in Tokyo?

"Hey, Vulcan, are you still there?" Vulcan's silence made Qingfeng very unhappy, but he continued to ask patiently, "Do you know about this important event?"

What is the big deal, "I didn't watch the morning news, so just tell me what's going on." Too lazy to speculate on all kinds of plausible and unreliable possibilities, Vulcan asked bluntly.

"You don't even watch the morning news, so you are worthy of being Ah Zhe's light?" Qingfeng said in a disdainful tone as if he got up early every day to watch the morning news on time, "Did you know that M Ji is going to cancel the vanilla milkshake offer?" Supply, after one month, M Ji will no longer sell vanilla milkshakes!"

"……what?"

Vanilla... smoothie?

Vulcan didn't respond a little.

It took him more than ten seconds to remember: his partner seemed to often hold a cup of M's vanilla milkshake, and told him many times with conviction, "M's vanilla milkshake is very delicious, and he likes it very much."

That's the only connection he has with the vanilla milkshake thing.

And before he met Heizi, Vulcan, who has been making a living with M Ji for many years, didn't know that M Ji had such a thing as buying vanilla milkshakes.

He thought, this news must be bad news for Heizi.

"If Heizi knows this news, he must be in a bad mood today." Vulcan also felt sorry for Heizi.

"You must not be in a good mood?" Qingfeng gritted his teeth and repeated Vulcan's words, "Do you know that once in Diguang, Azhe was told by the clerk that their M notes were all sold out, and then I suffered a lot when I accompanied Azhe home? What a sin, how much suffering, how many tears she shed!"

"You don't know anything, what do you know about Ah Zhe, have you tried to understand what Ah Zhe is thinking in his heart, have you really fulfilled the obligation of being a light!" On the other end of the phone, Qingfeng's voice was slightly Excited.

Vulcan: ...

"What is the duty of light?" Vulcan was curious, isn't light just practicing with shadow and cultivating a tacit understanding on the court?

"Know Ying's height, weight, interests and hobbies; remember his birthday and the various anniversaries when the two met, and Ah Zhe joined the First Army, and remember to buy gifts every day; Ah Zhe wants to be his punching bag when he is angry, or Help him find a punching bag; Ah Zhe hates that person, you have to hate that person even more; when Ah Zhe is happy, you are happier than him, if someone bullies Ah Zhe, you have to beat him hard behind Ah Zhe's back, and let him go down. Never dare to approach Ah Zhe again!"

"This is what light should do. Vulcan wants to be Ah Zhe's light, and you are still far behind!" Qingfeng's tone was very proud.

Vulcan Black Line: Isn't this just copied from "[-] Ways to Make Your Wife Happy"?

"So Qingfeng, what exactly are you trying to say when you call?" Vulcan reminded Qingfeng not to forget the "business".

"Oh, by the way, I almost forgot," Qingfeng slapped his forehead, "I will definitely come to Chenglin to look for Azhe today, Vulcan, you must be optimistic about Azhe before I come, don't let him do stupid things Ah, I must tell him that I don’t have the vanilla milkshake from M, but he doesn’t have everything, Azhe and I, Aomine Daiki, are here, so bye.”

Qingfeng hung up the phone.

……

Vulcan: Aomine, are you really joking? Isn’t it just that M’s vanilla milkshake is gone? As for such a big reaction?

Vulcan seriously thought that if M's cheeseburger was no longer served from now on, he would be very sad and very angry...choose another burger.

So it's not unreasonable for Qingfeng to be called "stupid peak". Compared with him, the current light is obviously much more sensible.

Vulcan felt a sense of superiority in IQ from his heart.

Naturally, there is no way.

Vulcan shook his head, intending to continue on the road as if nothing had happened.

But before he had ridden 100 meters, the phone rang again.

Vulcan thought it was Aomine again, but took out his phone, and the screen showed Kise? !

What's going on today, the generations of miracles are calling one after another?

"Hey, Kise, why did you call early in the morning..."

"How's Xiao Heizi? Are you overly sad? My God, I don't want to live if Xiao Heizi is gone, ehh~"

Vulcan twitched the corner of his mouth: "You're talking about the vanilla milkshake?"

He really wasn't sure, because Huang Lai's tone sounded like a relative of Heizi had passed away suddenly.

"So you already know, Little Vulcan, so I won't let you out of the circle," Kise's voice turned into a mature and cold voice, "Before I arrive at Chengrin, Little Vulcan must Be optimistic about Xiao Heizi, don't let Xiao Heizi do something irreversible, I will definitely rush to Chenglin as quickly as possible to comfort Xiao Heizi's wounded heart!"

Vulcan couldn't bear it any longer, "Isn't it that the vanilla milkshake is gone? I didn't buy a vanilla milkshake. As for..."

"Where didn't I buy a vanilla milkshake?!" Kise's voice was full of disbelief, "You actually said it so casually, it seems that Xiao Heizi has never told you." He and M's vanilla milkshake had to be Tell the story "right."

At this time, Vulcan felt that Kise's words sounded like showing off, "Of course, after all, I'm just a teammate I haven't known for a year, how could Xiao Heizi tell you such a private thing about me, unlike me, Xiao Hei Zi was alone in Diguang and told me the warm and beautiful past."

Kise deliberately added an accent to the word "alone".

"Sure enough, I'm not mistaken. Although Xiao Heizi doesn't say anything, he values ​​me the most in his heart." Kise said happily.

Vulcan made sure of one thing: Sure enough, Aomine and Kise were exactly the same, and no one was half as tall as the other.

It's over for a day or two because of the vanilla milkshake, and actually thinks that Heizi will do something irrational, how refreshing is this IQ!

"Understood, it's okay, I'll hang up." This time, Vulcan never gave Kiseko a chance to hang up his phone because of being dazed.

There are two idiots in the generation of miracles, and their captain, Akashi, has worked really hard.

After 10 minutes, Kagami realizes his mistake: Akashi's brain waves are the same as other miracles.

During these 10 minutes, Vulcan received three calls.

"The fortune of Aquarius is very bad today, be optimistic about Heizi, keep Heizi away from ropes, daggers, sleeping pills, rat poison, and don't let him get close to places like rooftops to avoid tragedies, I will get Aquarius away as quickly as possible. The lucky item is here, you must remember everything I said, it is related to whether we will lose Hei Zi forever."

Midorima warned Vulcan like this, the anxiety and prudence in his tone was something Vulcan had never heard before.

"For the vanilla milkshake?"

"Of course, otherwise, what else could it be for." Midorima said it was a matter of course.

After finishing the call, Vulcan was still fluttering in the wind.

Nima, do you want to say it is so scary!

Could it be...really...

"I can understand little Heizi's mood, no, I can't understand, where there is no fragrant grass in the end of the world, why bother to fall in love with a single flower, little Heizi is too serious," Zi Yuan sighed, "Before I came, If something happens to you little fire boy, I will definitely crush you and crush you flat."

What Murasakihara said was a bit out of the blue, but Vulcan was able to "proficiently" understand what Murasakihara was talking about.

...He no longer knew what expression to put on.

Therefore, when he received the call from Akashi, Vulcan no longer felt any surprise, but instead had a sense of entanglement of "ah, finally here" and "finally the last one".

"Vulcan, before I arrive at Jorin, Tetsu will lose a hair. I will let you understand that my scissors can not only cut off a few hairs." After threatening, Akashi's voice became Gentle, "Of course, these are all for Tetsuya, I'm going to get on the plane now, I will make a specific plan on "how to let Tetsu get out of sadness without leaving any psychological shadow" before arriving in Chengrin, before that It's up to you, Vulcan."

Akashi's words made Vulcan feel Alexander.

How much Heizi loves M's vanilla milkshake.

He thought belatedly: The generation of miracles all called me instead of Heizi. Could it be because they thought that the first person who approached Heizi to comfort Heizi would be the cannon fodder for Heizi to vent his anger and sorrow?

I have to say, Vulcan is the truth.

When Vulcan, who was in a complicated mood, came to the school, he saw Heizi reading a book quietly in his seat.

He couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief, Heizi was still fine, it seemed that he didn't know the sad news yet.

Vulcan adjusted his mood, walked up to Heizi seemingly casually and said to him, "Hey, Heizi, what book are you reading?"

"It's Lord Vulcan. Good morning, Lord Vulcan." Heizi looked at Vulcan and tilted his head. "I'm reading a new book by my favorite author."

"Really, what is this book about?" Vulcan felt more relieved, his favorite author had released a new book, which should be able to soothe some Heizi's wounded hearts.

Although I feel hurt because of the vanilla milkshake, I still think it's too ridiculous!

"It's rare for Vulcan Lord to care about novels." Heizi blinked and said expressionlessly, "This novel is about a woman who cheated on her and committed suicide by jumping off a building after losing the love of her lover."

Vulcan: Heizi, I kneel down to you, can we not talk about suicide!

"Although cheating is an immoral thing, the writing of this woman who has everything is hopeless because of the loss of her beloved and then commits suicide is very thought-provoking." Heizi commented.

"Then, if you were Heizi and you were the heroine, would you commit suicide?" Vulcan asked tentatively.

"First of all, my gender is male, Vulcan-kun, your question is meaningless at all, and secondly," Heizi looked at Vulcan seriously, "Of course I will not choose to commit suicide, after all, I still have vanilla milkshake, vanilla milkshake Will always be with me."

And no vanilla milkshake.

Vulcan's heart suddenly felt that he was not well.

What should he do, not good, he must block the way for Heizi to get this news before Miracle and the others come, but how to do it?

There should be some girls in our class who like vanilla milkshakes, how can we keep them from talking about it, or block their news, how about I do something eye-catching so that they have no time to discuss the culprit of "vanilla milkshake"?

Let me think about what else to do...

Vulcan was already in chaos and couldn't extricate himself.

"But thinking about it now, I was really lucky to choose a high school in Tokyo." Kuroko suddenly said to Kagami.

"what?"

"Vulcan-kun probably doesn't know that M's vanilla milkshakes in Japan are no longer available in other areas except Tokyo. If I were in other cities, I wouldn't be able to drink vanilla milkshakes," Heizi explained, and he changed the subject again. , "Of course Lord Vulcan will not pay attention to such news."

Vulcan: ...

Are the Generations of Miracles all idiots, do they read only half of the news, are the four words "except Tokyo" as invisible as sunspots in their eyes!

Tucao return to Tucao, Vulcan is still very happy in his heart, this inexplicable crisis seems to be over?

"Kuroko, what would you do if there were no M's vanilla milkshakes in the Tokyo area?"

"Please don't say such horrible things, after all, the end of the world has not yet come." Heizi looked at Vulcan seriously, "Vulcan Lord will not want to see this day, I swear."

……

Well, Kagami doesn't want to know what would have happened "if Tokyo didn't have M's vanilla milkshake."

He is sincerely glad that M Kee's vanilla milkshake is still on sale in Tokyo.

He also won't laugh at Generation of Miracles for making too much of a fuss.

However, thinking of the Generation of Miracles, they would come over and comfort the bewildered Heizi in every possible way because they made a mistake...

Vulcan felt that his mood was as refreshed as when he just went out today.

Sure enough, I am the smartest, most rational, and most suitable person to be the sunspot light.

Vulcan felt more confident than ever that he could defeat everyone in Generations of Miracles.

"Vulcan Lord."

"What, Heizi?"

"No, I just feel that Lord Vulcan's smile is very... brilliant." Heizi carefully chose his words, "It's like..."

"What?" Vulcan said with a smile on his face.

"It's like Aomine-kun's smile when he found out that Kise-kun is a bastard. It seems that Vulcan-kun is getting more and more familiar with miracles."

"Not at all!"