Next, cold boss
Chapter 58
The prince is gone, and Guan Chu doesn't have to keep his wisdom teeth by his side to ensure safety.
Therefore, Guan Chu proposed to go home to visit his mother who had just recovered from a serious illness, and also took a look at his father whose leg had been broken.Mrs. Guan heard that Guan Chu was missing before, and she was worried for several days. Now she is very happy to see Guan Chu returned safely.
However, when Mrs. Guan saw Yi Xianjun standing beside Guan Chu, her face immediately collapsed: "Why are you here?"
Yi Xianjun smiled and said, "I am the one about Chu."
Madam Guan snorted coldly and said, "Did you break my husband's leg?"
Mr. Yi Xian only said: "Yes, didn't I tell you? Why are you asking again? Are you getting old, so you have a bad memory?"
Madam Guan was so angry that she was about to relapse, she gasped and said, "Guan Chu, look, this is how the person you brought home spoke to me!"
Guan Chu had no choice but to answer: "He talks like this to everyone. This is his style."
Madam Guan became even more angry: "What kind of style is this? I don't think it has grace or character!"
"Mother calm down." Guan Chu bowed his head.
Madam Guan raised her eyebrows and said, "Do you know that this man broke your father's leg?"
Guan Chu answered honestly: "I know."
Hearing Guan Chu's answer, Mrs. Guan's eyes widened, her face full of disbelief: "Then you are still with him?"
Guan Chu could only say: "Actually, there is a reason why I can't explain it to my mother. I hope my mother will understand."
"What reason can't be explained?" Mrs. Guan asked.
This is related to the prince's conspiracy and involves a lot, so it is naturally inconvenient to explain it to Mrs. Guan in detail.Besides, Guan Chu was not good at communicating, let alone communicating with his parents, so he just kept silent.
This silence ignited Mrs. Guan's anger, and Mrs. Guan was very angry: "You said that I can still believe others, but you said that this surnamed Yi had a hard time for beating someone? I don't believe it! How arrogant and domineering he is today, because of a moment If you hit your father with anger, you can hit me tomorrow, and you can still hit you! How dare you still defend him? I think you are so fascinated by him that you have forgotten your own last name!"
Hearing "I think you are so fascinated by him that you have forgotten your last name", Yi Xianjun still liked it, and blinked triumphantly. This expression added fuel to the anger of Mrs. Guan, It burned until Mrs. Guan's seven orifices smoked.However, Guan Chu is not someone who knows how to put out fires, which makes Mrs. Guan's heart burn more and more intense.She gritted her teeth angrily, cursed "Nizi" angrily, grabbed the pillow, and threw it at Guan Chu's face.
Seeing someone "attack" Guan Chu, Wisdom Teeth's killer instinct immediately activated, punching the pillow back, and the pillow was thrown straight back to Mrs. Guan's face.Although the pillow was soft, the wisdom teeth were strong, and Mrs. Guan was sick and weak. She was hit so badly that her nose hurt and her mind became dizzy. She half fell on the bed and took a while to recover.
Seeing this, Guan Chu hurriedly stepped forward to support her: "Mother, are you okay?"
Mrs. Guan just came back to her senses, she just felt that she was not hit on the head with a pillow, but a slap in the face, what a shame!Madam Guan was angry and resentful, and asked sharply: "You also saw how this man treated your parents, so you want to be with him?"
Guan Chu replied helplessly, "Mom, calm down."
After speaking, Guan Chu said to the wisdom tooth again: "Haven't you apologized to mother yet?"
Wisdom teeth turned away, pretending not to hear.
Mrs. Guan laughed back angrily, and said: "Okay, okay... The Patriarch of the Yi family is really well-bred!"
Mr. Yi Xian said: "It's okay."
Mrs. Guan gritted her teeth and said: "This is the head of the Yi family and a member of the imperial court. As a woman, I dare not get angry with Lord Yi. But Guan Chu, you are my son, don't you respect me? "
Guan Chuyi felt quite a headache for a while, and didn't know how things had come to this point, so he could only say, "Of course I respect my mother."
Mrs. Guan breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "Okay, then I will ask you to stay at home with me for a few days, will you agree?"
Seeing his mother's haggard face, Guan Chu naturally couldn't refuse, so he just said, "I agree."
Hearing Guan Chu's words, it was Yi Xianjun's turn to get angry this time.
Yi Xianjun said angrily: "No, you have to go home with me!"
It was really the first time that Guan Chu felt that life was so difficult, so he had to pull Yi Xianjun aside, and persuaded him: "You go back first, I will stay at home for a few days."
"What's 'home'?" Mr. Yi Xian refused to let go, "The place where I am with you is called 'home'. What kind of place is this? Your mother will not talk about it. If your father hurts you again, you what to do?"
Guan Chu said: "His legs have been discounted for you, how can he harm me?"
"Wow! You really blamed me for breaking your father's leg!" Yi Xianjun said angrily, "I don't know who I beat him for? It's a good intention and no reward. Next time you think I'll beat him for you Your father, that can't be done!"
Guan Chu: "...I don't think there should be a 'next time'."
Yi Xianjun was so annoyed that he turned around and left.
But seeing him rushing out of the closed house in a hurry, walking to the door, turning his head and seeing that Guan Chu didn't catch up, he became even more angry, and kicked the iron door of the closed house out of a big dent. Thought someone threw the shot put there.
The Yijia frame was parked on the side of the road, and the driver poked his head out of the window and asked cautiously, "Are you still in the car?"
After thinking about it, Yi Xianjun realized that Guan Chu must not be left here alone, so he said, "You go back first."
The driver stepped on the accelerator and slipped away.
Yi Xianjun showed his true qualities as an agent, sneaked into Guan's house, and climbed to the balcony of Mrs. Guan's bedroom, like an adulterer who had to squat on the balcony when his husband suddenly came back after having an affair with a lady. there.
I could only hear Mrs. Guan scolding "Yi Tianfan" all the time, and said: "He doesn't even respect your parents, how can he respect you?"
Guan Chu replied honestly: "It's two different things."
Mr. Yi Xian doesn't have these concepts of filial piety, he only likes Guan Chu, but he doesn't know how to love the house and the black.He even said, on the contrary, because he only likes Guan Chu, he doesn't like these people who are related to Guan Chu.He hoped that Guan Chu would only like himself.
But where would Mrs. Guan think about this?She was even more unhappy when she heard Guan Chu's answer, and said: "If he respected you, why would he marry you instead of keeping you in the mansion as a dubious lover."
Guan Chu replied again: "It's the time of national mourning, so no marriage is allowed."
Hearing this sentence, Madam Guan said in surprise: "You mean you are already talking about getting married? Are you planning to get married after the national funeral?"
There was a bit of embarrassment on Guan Chu's face, neither nodding nor shaking his head.
Mrs. Guan was so angry that she fell down: "You all talked about lifelong events, but you didn't tell me at all? You didn't ask your parents' opinions? Do you still have me in your eyes?"
Guan Chu had no choice but to say: "It's too early to say anything."
"'It's too early to tell'? I'm afraid it's 'too late'!" Mrs. Guan sat on the bed and crumpled the sheets angrily. Without my mother!"
Saying that, Mrs. Guan became anxious, but instead of looking fierce, she shed two lines of tears pitifully.
Seeing this, Guan Chu quickly comforted: "Mother, don't worry."
"You are so confused, how can I not be in a hurry?" Mrs. Guan sobbed.
Guan Chu had no choice but to make amends while saying: "Mother, don't worry, I will never marry Yi Tianfan."
Hearing Guan Chu's words, Mrs. Guan's eyes immediately glowed, she raised her head, raised the corners of her mouth, and asked, "Are you telling the truth?"
"Yes." Guan Chu swore, "Of course it's true. Don't dare to lie to mother."
Probably Guan Chu's credibility is still very high, and he has the weight of "one promise, one thousand gold".Hearing his reassurance, Mrs. Guan was instantly relieved, and nodded with satisfaction: "You still have a conscience."
"Mother, rest well." Guan Chu said, helped his mother to lie down, covered her with a quilt, and left the bedroom.
Guan Chu walked back to his room, and as soon as he opened the door, he saw Mr. Yi Xian standing in the center inside, looking like a yaksha.Guan Chu entered the room, closed the door, but did not speak to Yi Xianjun.
Mr. Yi Xian only said: "I heard what you said!"
"What did you hear?" Guan Chu asked.
Mr. Yi Xian said: "You promised Lingtang that you will not marry me."
Both Mrs. Guan and Mr. Yi Xian knew that Guan Chu was a person who kept promises and would not talk nonsense. Now that he had said it, he would rarely regret it.
Seeing Yi Xianjun's aggrieved face, Guan Chu explained: "I just said that I would never marry Yi Tianfan, what does it have to do with you, Yi Xianjun?"
Yi Xianjun immediately relaxed his brows and eyes, but he was still sullen: "You are just prevaricating for a while."
Guan Chu only said: "What are you dissatisfied with?"
This sentence "What are you dissatisfied with" can be described as a classic sentence, and it can be at the top of the "Ranking of Straight Men Enraged Girlfriends".Although Yi Xianjun is not a girlfriend, but he is better than a girlfriend. After hearing this, he seemed to be ruthless, and said with a strange face: "I finally understand. In your heart, your mother is more important than me."
Guan Chu replied: "This is not something that can be compared."
Naturally, this is not what lovers like to hear, and Yi Xianjun became even more angry: "Can't compare? I understand, it means I can't compare with her, right?"
"No." Guan Chu shook his head, "You clearly know that's not the case."
"What do I know? I don't know anything!" Yi Xianjun was so angry that he ran around the room like a cat whose ass was blown by firecrackers, "From the very beginning, you thought I was like a rascal , Later, I looked at me poorly, and finally agreed to take me in, treating me as a well-known cat, but because your mother doesn't like keeping cats, you want to send me away, isn't it? "
It was the first time for Guan Chu to hear such a miraculous metaphor, and he was stunned for a while.It's just that he thought about it, but said: "If you talk about the beginning, I really don't understand. How did you fall in love with me in the first place? Why do you have to be me?"
"Does this need to be explained?" Yi Xianjun blinked, "Because we are a match made in heaven."
"A match made in heaven?" Guan Chu seemed to have difficulty understanding this word.
Yi Xianjun sat down and said with a smile: "You should be able to understand these four words the moment you smell me."
"No." Guan Chu shook his head.
When Guan Chu first smelled Yi Xianjun, he was shocked, resisted, disgusted and even terrified.He really didn't want to be reduced to a lowly animal that was restrained by pheromones.
Guan Chu thought for a while and said, "When I first smelled you, the four words that came to my mind were definitely not 'a match made in heaven'."
"What's that?" Yi Xianjun asked while holding his chin.
Guan Chu replied in a deep voice: "Probably 'involuntary'."
Yi Xianjun paused slightly.
Guan Chu looked at Yi Xianjun and asked, "Don't tell me you love me so much just because you smell my scent?"
"Hmm..." Yi Xianjun thought about it carefully, and said, "If it wasn't for smelling your scent, I probably wouldn't have noticed you. I'm not interested in boring humans."
Guan Chu's chest tightened, and a strange soreness appeared in his heart - this was an experience he had never experienced in his life, so much so that he couldn't understand why he suddenly had such a feeling.
Guan Chu looked at Yi Xianjun's face, as if he was meeting this person for the first time.
He seems to have ignored a fact all the time: Mr. Yi Xian is extremely beautiful, smart, intelligent, capable of both civil and military, and noble in birth, so to some extent he can be described as a dragon and a phoenix among men.
Judging from the quality of Guan Chu's previous blind dates, Guan Chu was originally not suitable for a character like Yi Xianjun.
Probably because it was Yi Xianjun who stalked him at the beginning, and after they got together, it was Yi Xianjun who obeyed him.During this relationship, Guan Chu has been standing on a high place, so high that he can't see clearly.
Guan Chu suddenly remembered that Guan Youyun also said at that time, "Don't worry, that guy has no interest in human beings, and he won't specifically spy on your privacy."
Mr. Yi Xian's sentence "I am not interested in boring human beings" is like a bell ringing, deafening.
The initiative of this relationship has always been in Yi Xianjun's hands.
If Mr. Yi Xian hadn't been interested in him in the first place, this story wouldn't have happened.
If Yi Xianjun loses interest in him, this story will come to an end.
And where did Yi Xianjun's interest in him originate?
is their unique "Cupid" pheromone.
Guan Chu seemed to have never understood Yi Xianjun, he let out a sigh of relief, and asked Yi Xianjun, "Don't you think it's a very stupid thing for a person to be involved in pheromone?"
It's not the first time Yi Xianjun heard Guan Chu's argument, and he said, "You asked me this a long time ago, and you said that I was led away by pheromones as a secret agent. It's really unprofessional!"
Guan Chu also remembered.But when Guan Chu questioned Yi Xianjun, his state of mind was very different from now.Guan Chu narrowed his eyes and said, "You are not ashamed."
"What's there to be ashamed of?" Mr. Yi Xian was puzzled, "It's just like liking chocolate, I just like the taste, it's normal."
Guan Chu understands that Yi Xianjun is a person who is happy and angry, and is very simple to a certain extent.He would never consider whether this relationship was caused by pheromones or something else.He just thinks that he likes Guan Chu, so he wants to be with Guan Chu when the world falls apart and the world breaks up.If one day he doesn't like him, Yi Xianjun will become more ruthless and decisive than anyone else. He even said that as long as this liking is gone, Yi Xianjun will kill Guan Chu without blinking an eye.
Guan Chu himself thought it very clearly, if there was no pheromone, Guan Chu would still like Yi Xianjun.This is a hopeless thing.
But what about Mr. Yi Xian?
Yi Xianjun made it clear that without pheromones, he wouldn't pay attention to boring humans like Guan Chu.
Guan Chu sat on the reclining chair, as if he was re-understanding the world, his eyes showed a kind of emptiness in a downtime.
Seeing that Guan Chu became abnormal, Yi Xianjun leaned forward, shook his shoulder, and kissed the corner of his mouth.Guan Chu opened his mouth slightly, revealing the unique fangs of ALPHA.Mr. Yi Xian thinks OMEGA's fangs are so cute, and he can't help but want to lick them.
Guan Chu turned his face slightly, and said solemnly: "I want to be quiet."
Yi Xianjun was stunned: "What did you say?"
Guan Chu replied: "I think we should separate for a while, so that I can calmly re-examine our relationship."
Yi Xianjun was shocked: "Separate for a while to calm down" and "re-examine our relationship", isn't it the same as the rhythm of a cold and violent breakup?I didn't expect that Guan Chu with thick eyebrows and big eyes would also learn to be a straight man and a scumbag! ?
Yi Xianjun's face turned cold, and he said, "It seems that you still value your mother more in your heart."
"It has nothing to do with her." Guan Chu explained, "It has nothing to do with anyone. I just want to re-examine our relationship."
Yi Xianjun was suspicious and angry: "It's not because of her? What else could it be?"
But Guan Chu asked back: "If one day you want to leave me, what will be the reason?"
"I will never leave you." Yi Xianjun was indignant, "Only you want to leave me." There was a bit of grievance in his tone.
But Guan Chu said: "If one day, I lose this unique pheromone, do you still think we are a match made in heaven?"
"No pheromone?" Yi Xianjun frowned, "Why is it gone?"
"It's gone." Guan Chu said, "It's just a hypothesis."
"You are very strange." Yi Xianjun looked Guan Chu up and down, "Didn't you say that you never consider hypothetical questions?"
Guan Chu was taken aback for a moment, and then remembered that he was indeed like this in the past.But Yi Xianjun changed himself unknowingly.
Yi Xianjun rolled his eyes and became angry again: "Oh, I understand, you are looking for faults!"
Guan Chu pinched the bridge of his nose, shook his head and said, "I don't."
How can Mr. Yi Xian believe it?
He thought for a while and said, "Okay, I understand, if you want to calm down, then you can go calm down."
Guan Chuning stared at Yi Xianjun's angry face, but had nothing to say.
"Since you don't want to live a good life, I will accompany you. Anyway, I like to make troubles the most. When it comes to finding faults, you are far behind me!" After finishing speaking, Yi Xianjun waved his hands and turned around. head, and left angrily.
Seeing that Yi Xianjun had left and Guan Chu was purified, he lay down on the bed and began to re-examine this relationship as he said.
Yi Xianjun returned to the mansion, feeling depressed.
But the more depressed he was, the more excited he looked.He couldn't stay idle, so he took the order of the princess and went back to the Privy Council to torture those poor prisoners.
Others are fine, the chief of the Privy Council probably recognizes the unique style of wisdom teeth, looking at the "Yi Tianfan" in front of him, he faintly knows something in his heart, even though he is frightened, he dare not say much.
Now, the emperor intends to appoint the emperor's grandson as the emperor's grandson, and the crown princess is also under one person, how can the head of the Privy Council dare to mess with this "Yi Tianfan"?
Mr. Yi Xian was even more unscrupulous in the Privy Council, bossing around.
But because he still completed the tasks assigned by the princess neatly, the princess turned a blind eye to his domineering words and deeds and let it pass.
On this day, as soon as Yi Xianjun finished his work, he left from the Privy Council, took off the disguise of "Yi Tianfan", and changed into his original dress to go to the beauty salon to have his face done.
There was his exclusive private room there, and after he entered, he remembered that he often brought Guan Chuyi with him.Now Guan Chu wants to "calm down for a while", and Yi Xianjun is so angry that he is even less calm.
Angrily, he lay down on the beauty bed, closed his eyes, and tried his best not to think about unhappy things, so as not to affect the beauty effect.
But at this time, a familiar smell wafted into his nostrils.
His anger immediately dissipated, leaving nothing but smoke. He curled his lips and did not open his eyes.
But he heard the sound of footsteps approaching, Yi Xianjun seemed to have sensed something, sat up abruptly, and grabbed the opponent's throat with his hand back: "You are not him!"
The person who was strangled by the throat was so frightened that he was about to urinate, and shook his head trembling like a pendulum: "What? I am... I am Kevin, you don't recognize me?"
The person in front of him was Kai Wen, a beautician familiar to Yi Xianjun, but his body exuded a fragrance that only existed at the beginning of Guan, which made Yi Xianjun a little puzzled.
Yi Xianjun let go of his hand, and Kevin immediately moved away like a frightened bird.
"What's going on?" Yi Xianjun asked.
Kevin was scared out of his wits: "I just want to ask you what's going on! How can you strangle me? I'll sue you!"
Yi Xianjun frowned and said, "How did you get the smell on your body?"
Kevin sniffed himself, with a blank expression on his face: "What smell?"
Speaking, Kevin asked again: "Do I have any unpleasant smell on me?"
Yi Xianjun said: "This smell is not unpleasant. It smells good, but it doesn't work on you."
Saying that, Yi Xianjun kicked Kevin away, pushed the door hard and walked out.
At this time, he saw Guan Chu standing outside the door with his arms crossed, as if he was nervously waiting for something.
Yi Xianjun was quite surprised: "Are you here?"
Guan Chu nodded: "It's me."
Yi Xianjun seemed to understand something, turned his head to look at Kevin, then turned to look at Guan Chu: "You made this smell?"
"You can say that." Guan Chu answered honestly.
Yi Xianjun became more and more puzzled, so he just asked Kevin to go out, and returned to the box with Guan Chu.
"Tell me, what's going on?" Yi Xianjun sat on the sofa in the private room, crossing his legs.
Guan Chu chose to sit on the square chair opposite Yi Xianjun, and replied, "I refuse the Jiang Group and ask them to help extract a little bit of my pheromone smell, make it into perfume, and spray it on Kevin."
"Is this some kind of medical experiment?" Mr. Yi Xian was puzzled.
Guan Chu replied, "It's a kind of experiment, but it's not medicine."
Yi Xianjun was even more puzzled: "What experiment?"
Guan Chu said softly: "Because you said that you are interested in me because of the smell, so I want to see if other people have the same smell, would you be interested?"
"Yeah?" Yi Xianjun tilted his head, "So you found Kevin?"
Guan Chu thought for a while and said, "Because you once praised him and were willing to let him touch your body, I think you should have a high opinion of him."
"I just praised him for his good workmanship, and how can I prevent him from touching his body if I want to make a face?" Yi Xianjun was speechless, "You don't even look at him like that, how blind do I have to be to see him?"
"That's right, I've also considered this issue." After speaking, Guan Chu stood up, "Come with me."
Yi Xianjun and Guan Chu go out.
The floor of the clubhouse was occupied by the domineering president Guan Chu, so there was no one else in the hallway. Walked all the way to the largest meeting room at the end of the hallway, pushed the door open, and saw two rows of people standing in the spacious room. There are women, Yan thin ring fat, colorful, all-encompassing.
It's hard for Guan Chu to gather so many people here, the quiet ones, the quiet ones, the gorgeous ones, the colorful ones... each has its own characteristics and advantages, and the only thing in common is that everyone exudes a very Alluring smell.
Mr. Yi Xian stayed there, like a little boy who accidentally broke into a candy house, smelling the sweet and greasy smell all over the room, he just wanted to say: How big is it to play? !
Guan Chu asked blankly, "Is there anything you like here?"
Guan Chu looked expressionless and calm, but his palms were actually sweating. No one knew what kind of mood he had in choosing these people.
He remembered that when he made a request to the club, he said: "Find someone who looks better than me."
Then the owner of the clubhouse was not polite, and he pulled dozens of people over.
Perhaps, Guan Chu, who was born with an alpha face, is indeed not a good-looking OMEGA.
This is called O to A phase.
Only Mr. Yi Xian, who was led away by pheromones, was so obsessed with him.
Guan Chu squeezed his palm.
He had never been looked at so intensely in his life.
Perhaps, without his own unique scent, Yi Xianjun would turn his fiery eyes on others without hesitation?
Guan Chu would ask him: "Is there anything you like here?"
"Yes." Yi Xianjun glanced around the room.
Guan Chu's breath stagnates.
Yi Xianjun turned his eyes back to Guan Chu's face: "You."
Guan Chu was stunned: "They...don't you like it?"
"I don't like it." Yi Xianjun shrugged, and then said to the men and women standing indoors, "You can go out now."
The group of people left the room very obediently, and the last person to go out closed the door very tactfully.
Yi Xianjun hugged Guan Chu fiercely, and said, "Honey, do you want to pursue excitement? But I really don't like playing NP. How about we play something else, shall we?"
Guan Chu's face stiffened, and he said, "I haven't."
"You haven't?" Yi Xianjun was even more puzzled, "Then why are you doing this?"
Guan Chu frowned, and said in confusion, "Why don't you like them, but me? It's obviously the same smell."
"Who knows?" Yi Xianjun shook his head and said, "For example, I like to eat yellow curry, but it doesn't mean I like to eat yellow poop."
Guan Chu was stunned, as if he had fallen into philosophical thinking.
Yi Xianjun didn't let him think too much, just pressed him against the wall, sniffing like a puppy: "This room is full of your smell, but it makes me feel so bad..."
Guan Chu didn't refuse, just raised his head, closed his eyes slightly, and let his body get hotter and hotter...
Mr. Yi Xian likes Guan Chu's long hair very much.
Since Yi Xianjun "died", Guan Chu hadn't cut his hair short, but now his hair is quite long and can be tied into a ponytail at the back of his head.
Yi Xianjun bit his ponytail from behind and said vaguely: "You are so cute."
Guan Chu's face was almost pressed against the wall, his eyes were slightly closed, and he didn't speak.
Yi Xianjun pulled his hair and said with a smile: "Do you like me too much, but you are afraid that I just like your smell, so you deliberately conduct such an experiment?"
Guan Chu's face turned red immediately, he gritted his teeth and said nothing.
Yi Xianjun let go of his ponytail, put his mouth next to Guan Chu's ear, and said softly, "Of course I only like you. You are curry, and everyone else is just shit."
"Why?" Guan Chu said confusedly, "Why me?"
"Then why me?" Yi Xianjun asked.
Guan Chu didn't seem to be able to answer.
Yi Xianjun smiled and said: "I never knew, and I never thought about it. I only know that what I eat is mine." Saying this, Yi Xianjun lightly licked the mark on the back of Guan Chu's neck .
I don't know how long it has been...
Guan Chu lay softly on his back on the ground, looking at the snow-white ceiling.Lying beside him, Yi Xianjun suddenly said, "I answered your question, but you haven't answered mine yet!"
Guan Chu asked, "What's the problem?"
"Your mother or I, who is more important?" Yi Xianjun's tone was rather insistent, as if if Guan Chu gave the wrong answer, he could destroy Guan Chu's family.
Guan Chu propped up his body, lay on his side, looked at Yi Xianjun's face, and said, "I said, this is not something that can be compared."
Yi Xianjun sneered and said, "Why not? Then let me ask you, if your mother and I fell into the water together, who would you save?"
Guan Chu said: "Could it be that you can't swim?"
"Didn't you say what if!" Jun Yi Xian said displeased.
Guan Chu said, "I apologize to you."
"Apologize?" Yi Xianjun raised her eyebrows, "You mean, you want to save her?"
"No, I want to apologize to you. I shouldn't have asked you a hypothetical question before. It really doesn't make sense." Guan Chu said sincerely, "Whether it's assuming that I don't have 'Cupid' pheromone with you, or It is meaningless to assume that it is fine for my mother to fall into the water with you. As you said, as long as we are together, there is no need to think so much. "
Mr. Yi Xian was not convinced at all, but became more enthusiastic: "Well, if you are unhappy, you can find Kevin and those things that came out of nowhere to test me. I am unhappy, You just say it's meaningless? I don't agree!"
Guan Chu nodded and said, "It's really my fault. I apologize to you. You can do whatever you want with me."
Yi Xianjun blinked and said, "Is it okay to do anything?"
Guan Chu knew that this question was a trap, but looking at Yi Xianjun's shining eyes, Guan Chu still stepped in: "Yes, you can do whatever you want."
Mr. Yi Xian's "how about it" is indeed very powerful.
It was only at the beginning of Guan that he realized that he couldn't do it.
But it was too late.
Mr. Yi Xian brought Guan Chu back to the Yi Mansion, tossing it up and down all night, like a child getting a new toy, folding it over and pulling it back, wishing to dismantle it and reassemble it, so and so, so and so.
It wasn't until dawn that Yi Xianjun said with satisfaction: "Okay, I promise you, I won't embarrass you with hypothetical questions anymore."
Guan Chu's heart relaxed, and he fell into a deep sleep exhausted.
Who would have thought that what Mr. Yi Xian said "don't embarrass you with hypothetical questions" means no more assumptions, but practical actions!
Guan Chu slept until noon the next day, but there was no one beside the bed.He gave himself a stimulant shot to ease his exhaustion before getting out of bed and getting dressed.After he got dressed, he heard a woman's screaming below—this voice was familiar, and it belonged to Mrs. Guan.
Guan Chu was so frightened that he gave himself another injection, and then hurried downstairs.
He followed the sound to the back garden of the mansion, where there was an artificial lake.
When Guan Chu arrived, he saw his mother lying down by the lake with a terrified face, while Yi Xianjun was standing by the water in a heavy lead suit.
Guan Chu was shocked: "What do you want to do?"
Yi Xianjun pointed to his lead suit and said, "This suit is full of lead. I wear this suit when I enter the water. Don't say that I can only swim normally. Even if I become a shark, I can't swim. I can only go to the water." sinking."
Guan Chu was stunned.
"Isn't this a 'hypothetical question'?" Yi Xianjun smiled at him, and then pushed Mrs. Guan into the water—plop, plop—and Yi Xianjun himself jumped into the water.
Seeing the waves splashing in front of him, Guan Chu was stunned.
Ah, this is the real version: Me and your mother fell into the water, which one do you save?
Guan Chu probably didn't expect that Mr. Yi Xian would start going crazy again, and it was this crazy.
But Guan Chu didn't care too much, and jumped into the water quickly.He dived into the water, only to see Yi Xianjun, who was wearing a lead suit, slowly falling in the water like a stone.
Seeing Guan Chu blindly rushing towards him, Yi Xianjun showed a satisfied smile on his face, his long hair swimming in the water like seaweed, just like the legendary water monster who can seduce sailors.
In the blink of an eye, Guan Chu quickly sneaked up to his side and hugged his waist, only to see that the lead suit on Yi Xianjun was only zipped, so it was very convenient to put on and take off.Guan Chu was also relieved, and he unzipped his zipper and rescued Yi Xianjun from the heavy lead suit.
Immediately, Yi Xianjun felt a hundred times more relaxed, and only followed Guan Chu in his arms, floating up all the way.
When the heads and necks of the two came out of the water, Mr. Yi Xian panted slightly, staring at Guan Chu with pulsating eyes: "You still love me."
Guan Chu didn't have the usual calm demeanor, and yelled angrily, "Are you insane! My mother can swim!"
Sure enough, Mrs. Guan had already swam to the shore, wheezing.As a lady, she had to rinse her mouth even when she said the word "friend in a relationship", and cursed profane words while swimming: "X your mother's Yi Tianfan, you are fucking crazy..."
Yi Xianjun didn't care, he just yelled at her: "You and I fell into the water, your son will save me but not you!"
As soon as these words came out, the yelling and cursing of the lady on the shore became even more fierce.
Guan Chu couldn't help sighing: This relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law can never be repaired.
Fortunately, no need to fix it.
A few days later, "Yi Tianfan" was exposed as a traitor to the party, and "Yi Tianfan" was punished and executed.
Upon hearing the news, Mrs. Guan was so happy that she set off firecrackers for three days in a row.
However, at the same time, the person who lurked the traitor for a long time and exposed Yi Tianfan's meritorious service was none other than the wisdom tooth of the Privy Council.Wisdom teeth jumped to the rank of privy envoy, in charge of intelligence and confidential matters, and directly obeyed the orders of the emperor and the princess.
Many people in the capital found that the newly appointed head of the Privy Council was very similar to the beauty Yi Xianjun who was famous in the capital.
Everyone discussed in private, only saying, no wonder Dr. Yi valued Mr. Wisdom Teeth so much, because the wisdom teeth looked like his dead brother!
However, what people talk about more is the love affair between Wisdom Teeth and Guan Chu.
Everyone gossips:
Could it be because Guan Chu's wisdom teeth look like Mr. Yi Xian...
No way, such a bloody plot?
Wisdom tooth is now an extremely human minister, can he bear this tone and be someone else's stand-in?
Are you thinking too much?I heard that it was Yi Xianjun who unilaterally pursued Guan Chu, but Guan Chu ignored him at all.
I don't know who said that Mr. Yi Xian and Mr. Wisdom Tooth look alike.Obviously, Mr. Wisdom Tooth is a hundred times better than that Xianjun A?Nothing like it at all.Ben's wisdom tooth fan was furious.Don't dare to touch my family with shit and garbage, okay?
Stop wisdom tooth powder!Mr. Yi Xian is a top-notch beauty who is famous in the capital for his beauty alone. He said that the two look alike, but he doesn't know who touches who!
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Who would have thought that one day, two groups of people would fight Yi Xianjun over the Internet for his wisdom teeth.
Who would have thought that Wisdom Teeth would still be happy watching through the screen.
While watching, he tugged at the corner of Guan Chu's clothes and said, "Look, these people are about to fight for me!"
Guan Chu was sitting beside him working, not paying attention and not answering.
The wisdom tooth was very displeased, and just said: "You ignore me again!"
Guan Chu glanced at him, then quickly looked away, as if he had "cleaned" his wisdom teeth.
The wisdom tooth was quite dissatisfied, holding up the keyboard and saying, "Look, these people are about to fight for me! And you, who obviously have me, but don't know how to cherish it at all, are not good to me!"
Guan Chu replied: "I'm working for you so that you have time to read these boring web pages.
Therefore, Guan Chu proposed to go home to visit his mother who had just recovered from a serious illness, and also took a look at his father whose leg had been broken.Mrs. Guan heard that Guan Chu was missing before, and she was worried for several days. Now she is very happy to see Guan Chu returned safely.
However, when Mrs. Guan saw Yi Xianjun standing beside Guan Chu, her face immediately collapsed: "Why are you here?"
Yi Xianjun smiled and said, "I am the one about Chu."
Madam Guan snorted coldly and said, "Did you break my husband's leg?"
Mr. Yi Xian only said: "Yes, didn't I tell you? Why are you asking again? Are you getting old, so you have a bad memory?"
Madam Guan was so angry that she was about to relapse, she gasped and said, "Guan Chu, look, this is how the person you brought home spoke to me!"
Guan Chu had no choice but to answer: "He talks like this to everyone. This is his style."
Madam Guan became even more angry: "What kind of style is this? I don't think it has grace or character!"
"Mother calm down." Guan Chu bowed his head.
Madam Guan raised her eyebrows and said, "Do you know that this man broke your father's leg?"
Guan Chu answered honestly: "I know."
Hearing Guan Chu's answer, Mrs. Guan's eyes widened, her face full of disbelief: "Then you are still with him?"
Guan Chu could only say: "Actually, there is a reason why I can't explain it to my mother. I hope my mother will understand."
"What reason can't be explained?" Mrs. Guan asked.
This is related to the prince's conspiracy and involves a lot, so it is naturally inconvenient to explain it to Mrs. Guan in detail.Besides, Guan Chu was not good at communicating, let alone communicating with his parents, so he just kept silent.
This silence ignited Mrs. Guan's anger, and Mrs. Guan was very angry: "You said that I can still believe others, but you said that this surnamed Yi had a hard time for beating someone? I don't believe it! How arrogant and domineering he is today, because of a moment If you hit your father with anger, you can hit me tomorrow, and you can still hit you! How dare you still defend him? I think you are so fascinated by him that you have forgotten your own last name!"
Hearing "I think you are so fascinated by him that you have forgotten your last name", Yi Xianjun still liked it, and blinked triumphantly. This expression added fuel to the anger of Mrs. Guan, It burned until Mrs. Guan's seven orifices smoked.However, Guan Chu is not someone who knows how to put out fires, which makes Mrs. Guan's heart burn more and more intense.She gritted her teeth angrily, cursed "Nizi" angrily, grabbed the pillow, and threw it at Guan Chu's face.
Seeing someone "attack" Guan Chu, Wisdom Teeth's killer instinct immediately activated, punching the pillow back, and the pillow was thrown straight back to Mrs. Guan's face.Although the pillow was soft, the wisdom teeth were strong, and Mrs. Guan was sick and weak. She was hit so badly that her nose hurt and her mind became dizzy. She half fell on the bed and took a while to recover.
Seeing this, Guan Chu hurriedly stepped forward to support her: "Mother, are you okay?"
Mrs. Guan just came back to her senses, she just felt that she was not hit on the head with a pillow, but a slap in the face, what a shame!Madam Guan was angry and resentful, and asked sharply: "You also saw how this man treated your parents, so you want to be with him?"
Guan Chu replied helplessly, "Mom, calm down."
After speaking, Guan Chu said to the wisdom tooth again: "Haven't you apologized to mother yet?"
Wisdom teeth turned away, pretending not to hear.
Mrs. Guan laughed back angrily, and said: "Okay, okay... The Patriarch of the Yi family is really well-bred!"
Mr. Yi Xian said: "It's okay."
Mrs. Guan gritted her teeth and said: "This is the head of the Yi family and a member of the imperial court. As a woman, I dare not get angry with Lord Yi. But Guan Chu, you are my son, don't you respect me? "
Guan Chuyi felt quite a headache for a while, and didn't know how things had come to this point, so he could only say, "Of course I respect my mother."
Mrs. Guan breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "Okay, then I will ask you to stay at home with me for a few days, will you agree?"
Seeing his mother's haggard face, Guan Chu naturally couldn't refuse, so he just said, "I agree."
Hearing Guan Chu's words, it was Yi Xianjun's turn to get angry this time.
Yi Xianjun said angrily: "No, you have to go home with me!"
It was really the first time that Guan Chu felt that life was so difficult, so he had to pull Yi Xianjun aside, and persuaded him: "You go back first, I will stay at home for a few days."
"What's 'home'?" Mr. Yi Xian refused to let go, "The place where I am with you is called 'home'. What kind of place is this? Your mother will not talk about it. If your father hurts you again, you what to do?"
Guan Chu said: "His legs have been discounted for you, how can he harm me?"
"Wow! You really blamed me for breaking your father's leg!" Yi Xianjun said angrily, "I don't know who I beat him for? It's a good intention and no reward. Next time you think I'll beat him for you Your father, that can't be done!"
Guan Chu: "...I don't think there should be a 'next time'."
Yi Xianjun was so annoyed that he turned around and left.
But seeing him rushing out of the closed house in a hurry, walking to the door, turning his head and seeing that Guan Chu didn't catch up, he became even more angry, and kicked the iron door of the closed house out of a big dent. Thought someone threw the shot put there.
The Yijia frame was parked on the side of the road, and the driver poked his head out of the window and asked cautiously, "Are you still in the car?"
After thinking about it, Yi Xianjun realized that Guan Chu must not be left here alone, so he said, "You go back first."
The driver stepped on the accelerator and slipped away.
Yi Xianjun showed his true qualities as an agent, sneaked into Guan's house, and climbed to the balcony of Mrs. Guan's bedroom, like an adulterer who had to squat on the balcony when his husband suddenly came back after having an affair with a lady. there.
I could only hear Mrs. Guan scolding "Yi Tianfan" all the time, and said: "He doesn't even respect your parents, how can he respect you?"
Guan Chu replied honestly: "It's two different things."
Mr. Yi Xian doesn't have these concepts of filial piety, he only likes Guan Chu, but he doesn't know how to love the house and the black.He even said, on the contrary, because he only likes Guan Chu, he doesn't like these people who are related to Guan Chu.He hoped that Guan Chu would only like himself.
But where would Mrs. Guan think about this?She was even more unhappy when she heard Guan Chu's answer, and said: "If he respected you, why would he marry you instead of keeping you in the mansion as a dubious lover."
Guan Chu replied again: "It's the time of national mourning, so no marriage is allowed."
Hearing this sentence, Madam Guan said in surprise: "You mean you are already talking about getting married? Are you planning to get married after the national funeral?"
There was a bit of embarrassment on Guan Chu's face, neither nodding nor shaking his head.
Mrs. Guan was so angry that she fell down: "You all talked about lifelong events, but you didn't tell me at all? You didn't ask your parents' opinions? Do you still have me in your eyes?"
Guan Chu had no choice but to say: "It's too early to say anything."
"'It's too early to tell'? I'm afraid it's 'too late'!" Mrs. Guan sat on the bed and crumpled the sheets angrily. Without my mother!"
Saying that, Mrs. Guan became anxious, but instead of looking fierce, she shed two lines of tears pitifully.
Seeing this, Guan Chu quickly comforted: "Mother, don't worry."
"You are so confused, how can I not be in a hurry?" Mrs. Guan sobbed.
Guan Chu had no choice but to make amends while saying: "Mother, don't worry, I will never marry Yi Tianfan."
Hearing Guan Chu's words, Mrs. Guan's eyes immediately glowed, she raised her head, raised the corners of her mouth, and asked, "Are you telling the truth?"
"Yes." Guan Chu swore, "Of course it's true. Don't dare to lie to mother."
Probably Guan Chu's credibility is still very high, and he has the weight of "one promise, one thousand gold".Hearing his reassurance, Mrs. Guan was instantly relieved, and nodded with satisfaction: "You still have a conscience."
"Mother, rest well." Guan Chu said, helped his mother to lie down, covered her with a quilt, and left the bedroom.
Guan Chu walked back to his room, and as soon as he opened the door, he saw Mr. Yi Xian standing in the center inside, looking like a yaksha.Guan Chu entered the room, closed the door, but did not speak to Yi Xianjun.
Mr. Yi Xian only said: "I heard what you said!"
"What did you hear?" Guan Chu asked.
Mr. Yi Xian said: "You promised Lingtang that you will not marry me."
Both Mrs. Guan and Mr. Yi Xian knew that Guan Chu was a person who kept promises and would not talk nonsense. Now that he had said it, he would rarely regret it.
Seeing Yi Xianjun's aggrieved face, Guan Chu explained: "I just said that I would never marry Yi Tianfan, what does it have to do with you, Yi Xianjun?"
Yi Xianjun immediately relaxed his brows and eyes, but he was still sullen: "You are just prevaricating for a while."
Guan Chu only said: "What are you dissatisfied with?"
This sentence "What are you dissatisfied with" can be described as a classic sentence, and it can be at the top of the "Ranking of Straight Men Enraged Girlfriends".Although Yi Xianjun is not a girlfriend, but he is better than a girlfriend. After hearing this, he seemed to be ruthless, and said with a strange face: "I finally understand. In your heart, your mother is more important than me."
Guan Chu replied: "This is not something that can be compared."
Naturally, this is not what lovers like to hear, and Yi Xianjun became even more angry: "Can't compare? I understand, it means I can't compare with her, right?"
"No." Guan Chu shook his head, "You clearly know that's not the case."
"What do I know? I don't know anything!" Yi Xianjun was so angry that he ran around the room like a cat whose ass was blown by firecrackers, "From the very beginning, you thought I was like a rascal , Later, I looked at me poorly, and finally agreed to take me in, treating me as a well-known cat, but because your mother doesn't like keeping cats, you want to send me away, isn't it? "
It was the first time for Guan Chu to hear such a miraculous metaphor, and he was stunned for a while.It's just that he thought about it, but said: "If you talk about the beginning, I really don't understand. How did you fall in love with me in the first place? Why do you have to be me?"
"Does this need to be explained?" Yi Xianjun blinked, "Because we are a match made in heaven."
"A match made in heaven?" Guan Chu seemed to have difficulty understanding this word.
Yi Xianjun sat down and said with a smile: "You should be able to understand these four words the moment you smell me."
"No." Guan Chu shook his head.
When Guan Chu first smelled Yi Xianjun, he was shocked, resisted, disgusted and even terrified.He really didn't want to be reduced to a lowly animal that was restrained by pheromones.
Guan Chu thought for a while and said, "When I first smelled you, the four words that came to my mind were definitely not 'a match made in heaven'."
"What's that?" Yi Xianjun asked while holding his chin.
Guan Chu replied in a deep voice: "Probably 'involuntary'."
Yi Xianjun paused slightly.
Guan Chu looked at Yi Xianjun and asked, "Don't tell me you love me so much just because you smell my scent?"
"Hmm..." Yi Xianjun thought about it carefully, and said, "If it wasn't for smelling your scent, I probably wouldn't have noticed you. I'm not interested in boring humans."
Guan Chu's chest tightened, and a strange soreness appeared in his heart - this was an experience he had never experienced in his life, so much so that he couldn't understand why he suddenly had such a feeling.
Guan Chu looked at Yi Xianjun's face, as if he was meeting this person for the first time.
He seems to have ignored a fact all the time: Mr. Yi Xian is extremely beautiful, smart, intelligent, capable of both civil and military, and noble in birth, so to some extent he can be described as a dragon and a phoenix among men.
Judging from the quality of Guan Chu's previous blind dates, Guan Chu was originally not suitable for a character like Yi Xianjun.
Probably because it was Yi Xianjun who stalked him at the beginning, and after they got together, it was Yi Xianjun who obeyed him.During this relationship, Guan Chu has been standing on a high place, so high that he can't see clearly.
Guan Chu suddenly remembered that Guan Youyun also said at that time, "Don't worry, that guy has no interest in human beings, and he won't specifically spy on your privacy."
Mr. Yi Xian's sentence "I am not interested in boring human beings" is like a bell ringing, deafening.
The initiative of this relationship has always been in Yi Xianjun's hands.
If Mr. Yi Xian hadn't been interested in him in the first place, this story wouldn't have happened.
If Yi Xianjun loses interest in him, this story will come to an end.
And where did Yi Xianjun's interest in him originate?
is their unique "Cupid" pheromone.
Guan Chu seemed to have never understood Yi Xianjun, he let out a sigh of relief, and asked Yi Xianjun, "Don't you think it's a very stupid thing for a person to be involved in pheromone?"
It's not the first time Yi Xianjun heard Guan Chu's argument, and he said, "You asked me this a long time ago, and you said that I was led away by pheromones as a secret agent. It's really unprofessional!"
Guan Chu also remembered.But when Guan Chu questioned Yi Xianjun, his state of mind was very different from now.Guan Chu narrowed his eyes and said, "You are not ashamed."
"What's there to be ashamed of?" Mr. Yi Xian was puzzled, "It's just like liking chocolate, I just like the taste, it's normal."
Guan Chu understands that Yi Xianjun is a person who is happy and angry, and is very simple to a certain extent.He would never consider whether this relationship was caused by pheromones or something else.He just thinks that he likes Guan Chu, so he wants to be with Guan Chu when the world falls apart and the world breaks up.If one day he doesn't like him, Yi Xianjun will become more ruthless and decisive than anyone else. He even said that as long as this liking is gone, Yi Xianjun will kill Guan Chu without blinking an eye.
Guan Chu himself thought it very clearly, if there was no pheromone, Guan Chu would still like Yi Xianjun.This is a hopeless thing.
But what about Mr. Yi Xian?
Yi Xianjun made it clear that without pheromones, he wouldn't pay attention to boring humans like Guan Chu.
Guan Chu sat on the reclining chair, as if he was re-understanding the world, his eyes showed a kind of emptiness in a downtime.
Seeing that Guan Chu became abnormal, Yi Xianjun leaned forward, shook his shoulder, and kissed the corner of his mouth.Guan Chu opened his mouth slightly, revealing the unique fangs of ALPHA.Mr. Yi Xian thinks OMEGA's fangs are so cute, and he can't help but want to lick them.
Guan Chu turned his face slightly, and said solemnly: "I want to be quiet."
Yi Xianjun was stunned: "What did you say?"
Guan Chu replied: "I think we should separate for a while, so that I can calmly re-examine our relationship."
Yi Xianjun was shocked: "Separate for a while to calm down" and "re-examine our relationship", isn't it the same as the rhythm of a cold and violent breakup?I didn't expect that Guan Chu with thick eyebrows and big eyes would also learn to be a straight man and a scumbag! ?
Yi Xianjun's face turned cold, and he said, "It seems that you still value your mother more in your heart."
"It has nothing to do with her." Guan Chu explained, "It has nothing to do with anyone. I just want to re-examine our relationship."
Yi Xianjun was suspicious and angry: "It's not because of her? What else could it be?"
But Guan Chu asked back: "If one day you want to leave me, what will be the reason?"
"I will never leave you." Yi Xianjun was indignant, "Only you want to leave me." There was a bit of grievance in his tone.
But Guan Chu said: "If one day, I lose this unique pheromone, do you still think we are a match made in heaven?"
"No pheromone?" Yi Xianjun frowned, "Why is it gone?"
"It's gone." Guan Chu said, "It's just a hypothesis."
"You are very strange." Yi Xianjun looked Guan Chu up and down, "Didn't you say that you never consider hypothetical questions?"
Guan Chu was taken aback for a moment, and then remembered that he was indeed like this in the past.But Yi Xianjun changed himself unknowingly.
Yi Xianjun rolled his eyes and became angry again: "Oh, I understand, you are looking for faults!"
Guan Chu pinched the bridge of his nose, shook his head and said, "I don't."
How can Mr. Yi Xian believe it?
He thought for a while and said, "Okay, I understand, if you want to calm down, then you can go calm down."
Guan Chuning stared at Yi Xianjun's angry face, but had nothing to say.
"Since you don't want to live a good life, I will accompany you. Anyway, I like to make troubles the most. When it comes to finding faults, you are far behind me!" After finishing speaking, Yi Xianjun waved his hands and turned around. head, and left angrily.
Seeing that Yi Xianjun had left and Guan Chu was purified, he lay down on the bed and began to re-examine this relationship as he said.
Yi Xianjun returned to the mansion, feeling depressed.
But the more depressed he was, the more excited he looked.He couldn't stay idle, so he took the order of the princess and went back to the Privy Council to torture those poor prisoners.
Others are fine, the chief of the Privy Council probably recognizes the unique style of wisdom teeth, looking at the "Yi Tianfan" in front of him, he faintly knows something in his heart, even though he is frightened, he dare not say much.
Now, the emperor intends to appoint the emperor's grandson as the emperor's grandson, and the crown princess is also under one person, how can the head of the Privy Council dare to mess with this "Yi Tianfan"?
Mr. Yi Xian was even more unscrupulous in the Privy Council, bossing around.
But because he still completed the tasks assigned by the princess neatly, the princess turned a blind eye to his domineering words and deeds and let it pass.
On this day, as soon as Yi Xianjun finished his work, he left from the Privy Council, took off the disguise of "Yi Tianfan", and changed into his original dress to go to the beauty salon to have his face done.
There was his exclusive private room there, and after he entered, he remembered that he often brought Guan Chuyi with him.Now Guan Chu wants to "calm down for a while", and Yi Xianjun is so angry that he is even less calm.
Angrily, he lay down on the beauty bed, closed his eyes, and tried his best not to think about unhappy things, so as not to affect the beauty effect.
But at this time, a familiar smell wafted into his nostrils.
His anger immediately dissipated, leaving nothing but smoke. He curled his lips and did not open his eyes.
But he heard the sound of footsteps approaching, Yi Xianjun seemed to have sensed something, sat up abruptly, and grabbed the opponent's throat with his hand back: "You are not him!"
The person who was strangled by the throat was so frightened that he was about to urinate, and shook his head trembling like a pendulum: "What? I am... I am Kevin, you don't recognize me?"
The person in front of him was Kai Wen, a beautician familiar to Yi Xianjun, but his body exuded a fragrance that only existed at the beginning of Guan, which made Yi Xianjun a little puzzled.
Yi Xianjun let go of his hand, and Kevin immediately moved away like a frightened bird.
"What's going on?" Yi Xianjun asked.
Kevin was scared out of his wits: "I just want to ask you what's going on! How can you strangle me? I'll sue you!"
Yi Xianjun frowned and said, "How did you get the smell on your body?"
Kevin sniffed himself, with a blank expression on his face: "What smell?"
Speaking, Kevin asked again: "Do I have any unpleasant smell on me?"
Yi Xianjun said: "This smell is not unpleasant. It smells good, but it doesn't work on you."
Saying that, Yi Xianjun kicked Kevin away, pushed the door hard and walked out.
At this time, he saw Guan Chu standing outside the door with his arms crossed, as if he was nervously waiting for something.
Yi Xianjun was quite surprised: "Are you here?"
Guan Chu nodded: "It's me."
Yi Xianjun seemed to understand something, turned his head to look at Kevin, then turned to look at Guan Chu: "You made this smell?"
"You can say that." Guan Chu answered honestly.
Yi Xianjun became more and more puzzled, so he just asked Kevin to go out, and returned to the box with Guan Chu.
"Tell me, what's going on?" Yi Xianjun sat on the sofa in the private room, crossing his legs.
Guan Chu chose to sit on the square chair opposite Yi Xianjun, and replied, "I refuse the Jiang Group and ask them to help extract a little bit of my pheromone smell, make it into perfume, and spray it on Kevin."
"Is this some kind of medical experiment?" Mr. Yi Xian was puzzled.
Guan Chu replied, "It's a kind of experiment, but it's not medicine."
Yi Xianjun was even more puzzled: "What experiment?"
Guan Chu said softly: "Because you said that you are interested in me because of the smell, so I want to see if other people have the same smell, would you be interested?"
"Yeah?" Yi Xianjun tilted his head, "So you found Kevin?"
Guan Chu thought for a while and said, "Because you once praised him and were willing to let him touch your body, I think you should have a high opinion of him."
"I just praised him for his good workmanship, and how can I prevent him from touching his body if I want to make a face?" Yi Xianjun was speechless, "You don't even look at him like that, how blind do I have to be to see him?"
"That's right, I've also considered this issue." After speaking, Guan Chu stood up, "Come with me."
Yi Xianjun and Guan Chu go out.
The floor of the clubhouse was occupied by the domineering president Guan Chu, so there was no one else in the hallway. Walked all the way to the largest meeting room at the end of the hallway, pushed the door open, and saw two rows of people standing in the spacious room. There are women, Yan thin ring fat, colorful, all-encompassing.
It's hard for Guan Chu to gather so many people here, the quiet ones, the quiet ones, the gorgeous ones, the colorful ones... each has its own characteristics and advantages, and the only thing in common is that everyone exudes a very Alluring smell.
Mr. Yi Xian stayed there, like a little boy who accidentally broke into a candy house, smelling the sweet and greasy smell all over the room, he just wanted to say: How big is it to play? !
Guan Chu asked blankly, "Is there anything you like here?"
Guan Chu looked expressionless and calm, but his palms were actually sweating. No one knew what kind of mood he had in choosing these people.
He remembered that when he made a request to the club, he said: "Find someone who looks better than me."
Then the owner of the clubhouse was not polite, and he pulled dozens of people over.
Perhaps, Guan Chu, who was born with an alpha face, is indeed not a good-looking OMEGA.
This is called O to A phase.
Only Mr. Yi Xian, who was led away by pheromones, was so obsessed with him.
Guan Chu squeezed his palm.
He had never been looked at so intensely in his life.
Perhaps, without his own unique scent, Yi Xianjun would turn his fiery eyes on others without hesitation?
Guan Chu would ask him: "Is there anything you like here?"
"Yes." Yi Xianjun glanced around the room.
Guan Chu's breath stagnates.
Yi Xianjun turned his eyes back to Guan Chu's face: "You."
Guan Chu was stunned: "They...don't you like it?"
"I don't like it." Yi Xianjun shrugged, and then said to the men and women standing indoors, "You can go out now."
The group of people left the room very obediently, and the last person to go out closed the door very tactfully.
Yi Xianjun hugged Guan Chu fiercely, and said, "Honey, do you want to pursue excitement? But I really don't like playing NP. How about we play something else, shall we?"
Guan Chu's face stiffened, and he said, "I haven't."
"You haven't?" Yi Xianjun was even more puzzled, "Then why are you doing this?"
Guan Chu frowned, and said in confusion, "Why don't you like them, but me? It's obviously the same smell."
"Who knows?" Yi Xianjun shook his head and said, "For example, I like to eat yellow curry, but it doesn't mean I like to eat yellow poop."
Guan Chu was stunned, as if he had fallen into philosophical thinking.
Yi Xianjun didn't let him think too much, just pressed him against the wall, sniffing like a puppy: "This room is full of your smell, but it makes me feel so bad..."
Guan Chu didn't refuse, just raised his head, closed his eyes slightly, and let his body get hotter and hotter...
Mr. Yi Xian likes Guan Chu's long hair very much.
Since Yi Xianjun "died", Guan Chu hadn't cut his hair short, but now his hair is quite long and can be tied into a ponytail at the back of his head.
Yi Xianjun bit his ponytail from behind and said vaguely: "You are so cute."
Guan Chu's face was almost pressed against the wall, his eyes were slightly closed, and he didn't speak.
Yi Xianjun pulled his hair and said with a smile: "Do you like me too much, but you are afraid that I just like your smell, so you deliberately conduct such an experiment?"
Guan Chu's face turned red immediately, he gritted his teeth and said nothing.
Yi Xianjun let go of his ponytail, put his mouth next to Guan Chu's ear, and said softly, "Of course I only like you. You are curry, and everyone else is just shit."
"Why?" Guan Chu said confusedly, "Why me?"
"Then why me?" Yi Xianjun asked.
Guan Chu didn't seem to be able to answer.
Yi Xianjun smiled and said: "I never knew, and I never thought about it. I only know that what I eat is mine." Saying this, Yi Xianjun lightly licked the mark on the back of Guan Chu's neck .
I don't know how long it has been...
Guan Chu lay softly on his back on the ground, looking at the snow-white ceiling.Lying beside him, Yi Xianjun suddenly said, "I answered your question, but you haven't answered mine yet!"
Guan Chu asked, "What's the problem?"
"Your mother or I, who is more important?" Yi Xianjun's tone was rather insistent, as if if Guan Chu gave the wrong answer, he could destroy Guan Chu's family.
Guan Chu propped up his body, lay on his side, looked at Yi Xianjun's face, and said, "I said, this is not something that can be compared."
Yi Xianjun sneered and said, "Why not? Then let me ask you, if your mother and I fell into the water together, who would you save?"
Guan Chu said: "Could it be that you can't swim?"
"Didn't you say what if!" Jun Yi Xian said displeased.
Guan Chu said, "I apologize to you."
"Apologize?" Yi Xianjun raised her eyebrows, "You mean, you want to save her?"
"No, I want to apologize to you. I shouldn't have asked you a hypothetical question before. It really doesn't make sense." Guan Chu said sincerely, "Whether it's assuming that I don't have 'Cupid' pheromone with you, or It is meaningless to assume that it is fine for my mother to fall into the water with you. As you said, as long as we are together, there is no need to think so much. "
Mr. Yi Xian was not convinced at all, but became more enthusiastic: "Well, if you are unhappy, you can find Kevin and those things that came out of nowhere to test me. I am unhappy, You just say it's meaningless? I don't agree!"
Guan Chu nodded and said, "It's really my fault. I apologize to you. You can do whatever you want with me."
Yi Xianjun blinked and said, "Is it okay to do anything?"
Guan Chu knew that this question was a trap, but looking at Yi Xianjun's shining eyes, Guan Chu still stepped in: "Yes, you can do whatever you want."
Mr. Yi Xian's "how about it" is indeed very powerful.
It was only at the beginning of Guan that he realized that he couldn't do it.
But it was too late.
Mr. Yi Xian brought Guan Chu back to the Yi Mansion, tossing it up and down all night, like a child getting a new toy, folding it over and pulling it back, wishing to dismantle it and reassemble it, so and so, so and so.
It wasn't until dawn that Yi Xianjun said with satisfaction: "Okay, I promise you, I won't embarrass you with hypothetical questions anymore."
Guan Chu's heart relaxed, and he fell into a deep sleep exhausted.
Who would have thought that what Mr. Yi Xian said "don't embarrass you with hypothetical questions" means no more assumptions, but practical actions!
Guan Chu slept until noon the next day, but there was no one beside the bed.He gave himself a stimulant shot to ease his exhaustion before getting out of bed and getting dressed.After he got dressed, he heard a woman's screaming below—this voice was familiar, and it belonged to Mrs. Guan.
Guan Chu was so frightened that he gave himself another injection, and then hurried downstairs.
He followed the sound to the back garden of the mansion, where there was an artificial lake.
When Guan Chu arrived, he saw his mother lying down by the lake with a terrified face, while Yi Xianjun was standing by the water in a heavy lead suit.
Guan Chu was shocked: "What do you want to do?"
Yi Xianjun pointed to his lead suit and said, "This suit is full of lead. I wear this suit when I enter the water. Don't say that I can only swim normally. Even if I become a shark, I can't swim. I can only go to the water." sinking."
Guan Chu was stunned.
"Isn't this a 'hypothetical question'?" Yi Xianjun smiled at him, and then pushed Mrs. Guan into the water—plop, plop—and Yi Xianjun himself jumped into the water.
Seeing the waves splashing in front of him, Guan Chu was stunned.
Ah, this is the real version: Me and your mother fell into the water, which one do you save?
Guan Chu probably didn't expect that Mr. Yi Xian would start going crazy again, and it was this crazy.
But Guan Chu didn't care too much, and jumped into the water quickly.He dived into the water, only to see Yi Xianjun, who was wearing a lead suit, slowly falling in the water like a stone.
Seeing Guan Chu blindly rushing towards him, Yi Xianjun showed a satisfied smile on his face, his long hair swimming in the water like seaweed, just like the legendary water monster who can seduce sailors.
In the blink of an eye, Guan Chu quickly sneaked up to his side and hugged his waist, only to see that the lead suit on Yi Xianjun was only zipped, so it was very convenient to put on and take off.Guan Chu was also relieved, and he unzipped his zipper and rescued Yi Xianjun from the heavy lead suit.
Immediately, Yi Xianjun felt a hundred times more relaxed, and only followed Guan Chu in his arms, floating up all the way.
When the heads and necks of the two came out of the water, Mr. Yi Xian panted slightly, staring at Guan Chu with pulsating eyes: "You still love me."
Guan Chu didn't have the usual calm demeanor, and yelled angrily, "Are you insane! My mother can swim!"
Sure enough, Mrs. Guan had already swam to the shore, wheezing.As a lady, she had to rinse her mouth even when she said the word "friend in a relationship", and cursed profane words while swimming: "X your mother's Yi Tianfan, you are fucking crazy..."
Yi Xianjun didn't care, he just yelled at her: "You and I fell into the water, your son will save me but not you!"
As soon as these words came out, the yelling and cursing of the lady on the shore became even more fierce.
Guan Chu couldn't help sighing: This relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law can never be repaired.
Fortunately, no need to fix it.
A few days later, "Yi Tianfan" was exposed as a traitor to the party, and "Yi Tianfan" was punished and executed.
Upon hearing the news, Mrs. Guan was so happy that she set off firecrackers for three days in a row.
However, at the same time, the person who lurked the traitor for a long time and exposed Yi Tianfan's meritorious service was none other than the wisdom tooth of the Privy Council.Wisdom teeth jumped to the rank of privy envoy, in charge of intelligence and confidential matters, and directly obeyed the orders of the emperor and the princess.
Many people in the capital found that the newly appointed head of the Privy Council was very similar to the beauty Yi Xianjun who was famous in the capital.
Everyone discussed in private, only saying, no wonder Dr. Yi valued Mr. Wisdom Teeth so much, because the wisdom teeth looked like his dead brother!
However, what people talk about more is the love affair between Wisdom Teeth and Guan Chu.
Everyone gossips:
Could it be because Guan Chu's wisdom teeth look like Mr. Yi Xian...
No way, such a bloody plot?
Wisdom tooth is now an extremely human minister, can he bear this tone and be someone else's stand-in?
Are you thinking too much?I heard that it was Yi Xianjun who unilaterally pursued Guan Chu, but Guan Chu ignored him at all.
I don't know who said that Mr. Yi Xian and Mr. Wisdom Tooth look alike.Obviously, Mr. Wisdom Tooth is a hundred times better than that Xianjun A?Nothing like it at all.Ben's wisdom tooth fan was furious.Don't dare to touch my family with shit and garbage, okay?
Stop wisdom tooth powder!Mr. Yi Xian is a top-notch beauty who is famous in the capital for his beauty alone. He said that the two look alike, but he doesn't know who touches who!
……
Who would have thought that one day, two groups of people would fight Yi Xianjun over the Internet for his wisdom teeth.
Who would have thought that Wisdom Teeth would still be happy watching through the screen.
While watching, he tugged at the corner of Guan Chu's clothes and said, "Look, these people are about to fight for me!"
Guan Chu was sitting beside him working, not paying attention and not answering.
The wisdom tooth was very displeased, and just said: "You ignore me again!"
Guan Chu glanced at him, then quickly looked away, as if he had "cleaned" his wisdom teeth.
The wisdom tooth was quite dissatisfied, holding up the keyboard and saying, "Look, these people are about to fight for me! And you, who obviously have me, but don't know how to cherish it at all, are not good to me!"
Guan Chu replied: "I'm working for you so that you have time to read these boring web pages.
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