i'm not interested in big success

When the macho playlist was played to "Love サーキュレーション", accompanied by the sweet voice of coriander, KP and Ju Heya began to sing together, and the cooperation was quite tacit.

"せーの～"

KP: "でもそんなんじゃda-me～"

Xiaoya: "もうそんなんじゃho-ra～"

Then the two sang together with sweet voices that were deliberately squeezed out: "Heart は Evolution するよもーっともーっと～"*

Inside, the three people who worked hard to interrogate the intelligence of the black organization: ...?

Osamu Dazai: "...Do you think it's appropriate for you to sing this song at this time?"

Ju Heya said boldly: "It's suitable! This is the song that the steel hunk should learn!"

KP wagged his tail innocently and whined, "Yes, who doesn't like Huazawa Coriander?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also hesitated, and asked the question they wanted to ask a long time ago: "Did Ju Heya give KP money?"

"It's not just KP." Osamu Dazai made a sour voice, "I also suspect that he gave money to the dice goddess." Otherwise, how would Tachibana and Yana explain their unreasonable European spirit?

KP: "..."

It's obviously that it wants to send money to Ju Heya in turn, okay?

Really, boys nowadays, is it difficult to admit that others are more popular than themselves (referring to the dice goddess)?It was too lemony too.

It didn't deliberately favor Tachibana and Ya, that bastard, it just liked JOJO and Hanazawa Coriander, that's all.

"What's your question?" Tachibana and Ya interrupted quickly.If he didn't pause this topic, he could be beaten to death by the three of them--this was very detrimental to the harmony within the team.

Toru Amuro replied, "Almost."

The three of them took turns to roll [Intimidation] just now, and they all succeeded.

God knows how rare this is, because the intimidation skills of Toru Amuro and Osamu Dazai only have an initial value of 15-this side confirms how cruel these two people are.

On the contrary, Zhongyuan Zhong, who has ordered the skill, can be called gentle: "Zhongyuan Zhongya made an intimidation check: 1d100=78/80 success", but the symbolic black face frightened people.

Poor Margaux, being threatened by the three of them in turn - not to mention their rich knowledge of real-world interrogation - really didn't dare to hide anything, she cried and told her about the organization she knew, and she sat on the bed. Everything that has been done since this position is like pouring beans.

According to Osamu Dazai, who is experienced in dealing with people, if Ms. Yuki still has something to hide, he is willing to stand at the gate of PortMafia after returning to the real world and shout that the slug is a hundred times smarter than him.

PS: This statement aroused the extreme anger of the other party, and Shuanghei almost fell into the atmosphere of "flirting and cursing".

When the three of them came out, only one hour had passed.Ju Heya took off the earphones and glanced into the lounge.

Sayuri Yuki was tied to the bed, her hair was disheveled, her face was covered with sweat and tears, her elegance was absent.The corners of her lips were stained with blood, and her fingernails were even more mottled... An elegant woman's flower was destroyed like this. Wow, these professionals are really cruel.

KP (eyes sideways): "...Do you have the right to talk about others? Who led me to sing Love Cycle just now?"

Ju Heya shook his head, directly confident: "That's because you like coriander, what's none of my business?"

KP: Hypocrisy!

Hypocritical Tachibana and Ya are about to close the door of the lounge.Save some face for the beauty, and don't expose the current tragedy to the former subordinates, okay?He is so sweet.

At this moment, Sayuri Yuki, who had been watching dying just now, suddenly shouted outside the door: "These people are all traitors! They are undercover agents! They betrayed the organization!"

When she opened her mouth, blood gushed out.On closer inspection, it turned out that it was protruding from the gums, and the second left position of the upper teeth seemed to be empty.

Tachibana and Ya followed her gaze and looked behind her, it was Secretary Sanshi who had just taken off the earphones.

Under the eyes of five people, Mr. Secretary was sweating profusely, and his calves were trembling.

Tachibana and Ya decided to save this unlucky Mr.He said: "You can't believe what a traitor says. She probably thinks that she is having a hard time, and neither are we, so she can pour dirty water on us."

Secretary Sanshi hurried down the steps and nodded vigorously.He used the strength to shake his head off, showing that he was absolutely united with the Bandit Four, had no other dangerous thoughts, and would never be confused by his former boss.

Ju Heya is very satisfied with this father fan, he is very kind.

He thought for a while, picked up the gag towel that had been thrown on the pillow, rolled it up, and stuffed it back again—what if Sayuri Yuki was allowed to yell and attract people passing by the office? manage?

"By the way, I will stop the bleeding for you." Ju Heya said gently and caringly, "The bleeding gums are too serious, this won't work, you have to brush your teeth well and take good care of them, you know?"

Sayuri Yuki: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"Yeah, thank you." The silver-gray boy had a delicate and innocent face, his green eyes were like spring water, and his whole demeanor was cute and gentle, "I know what you want to say."

Sayuri Yuki was so angry that she fell on her back, and San Gao could be pissed off by this devil!

"I'm just so gentle." Ju Heya sighed.

He withdrew from the lounge, locked the door softly, stuffed the key into his pocket, and then turned around to see that his three little friends had the same expressions, all of them looked disgusted.

KP is the most direct: "yue!"

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Leaving the secretary alone in the pharmaceutical factory as a cover, the four of them took each other's magnetic cards and took out the pharmaceutical factory's car from the garage. The group happily prepared to travel.

Looking at the Audi in front of him, Osamu Dazai raised his hand happily: "I'll drive! I'll drive!" Then he got into the driver's seat so quickly that Nakahara didn't even have time to reach out to stop him.

Seeing how active he is, Ju Heya, who wanted to be salted fish, of course agreed directly. ——But he vaguely felt that he seemed to have forgotten something... What exactly was it?Do you want to roll for inspiration?

He sat hesitantly in the back seat.

Toru Amuro usually followed the investigator's partner in such trivial matters, and he quickly got into the co-pilot without arguing.

Nakahara Chuya said sincerely: "...I really can't let this guy touch the car, you believe me." He has ridden in Dazai Osamu's car once in his life, and that feeling will never be forgotten.

Tachibana and Masa recovered from the daze, didn't hear what Nakahara Nakaya said (because they hadn't gotten into the car yet), made a suspicious nasal sound, and then looked at Osamu Dazai from the rearview mirror.

Osamu Dazai said foolishly: "Yes, yes, I will kill people while driving, so don't sit on it, it will dirty my car."

His posture will make smart people lower their vigilance.It gives people an illusion of, 'Isn't that the danger?'.

And human beings are not creatures that learn lessons.They especially don't learn from others.

Ju Heya, who had suffered from lazy cancer, thought to himself, just bear with it, and they can't keep going up and down to delay things, right?

Moreover, the death-defying and rebellious factor in his heart was a little bit ready to move, so he patted the seat angrily, and signaled Zhongya Zhongya with a smile to come up.

Toru Amuro smiled and called Chuya Nakahara.The driving skills are the wildest, but as wild as he drives himself - it should be fine.

KP looked at the last bastion of human beings, and Zhong Yuan got into the car: ... are you serious?Is it not good to live?

But the dog will not remind them, and will only turn on the recording function silently.

then--

"Yihahahahahaha! Face the blast! Look at my thunderous drift technique yoho~!" Osamu Dazai's demonic and black-skinned laughter echoed in the air.

The black Audi swerved nimbly on the straight road, as if its driver was some kind of insane alcoholic.

"You--mother--!" Tachibana and Ya clung to the armrest, closed their eyes and cursed, their voices were very high-pitched, and the voice was extremely long, "Osamu Dazai!!! Die!!!"

Osamu Dazai is laughing!

Toru Amuro pulled the handrail above the car window with one hand, and pressed the knotted eyebrows with the other.It turned out that this was the feeling of the person sitting in his co-pilot... wanting to vomit.

Osamu Dazai is laughing!

"Qing mackerel died from the driver's seat for me!!!" Nakahara Chuya was furious. If he hadn't been responsible for his own life, he would start a group fight now.

really!He shouldn't have let Osamu Dazai touch the car just to see the performance of the other two!

Harm others and end up harming yourself!

It's a pity that he woke up too late!The Central Plains also regrets.

——Osamu Dazai is laughing wildly!

In the end, the car ended with a cool roundabout outside the small fishing village, drawing a successful conclusion to this fatal driving.

KP Satisfied: Absolutely!Hollywood film!

"Ugh!" Tachibana and Ya opened the door in a daze, and the lunch in their stomachs rushed happily towards Mother Earth.

The other two were stronger.Although they want to express themselves like Tachibana and Ya, they are bound by the burden of idols.

They are people who have seen the world, not ordinary high school boys.

endure.

A small leak will sink a great ship.

……

Toru Amuro held down Osamu Dazai, and Nakahara Nakaya kicked Osamu Dazai's ass.The first time he didn't kick because of dizziness, and the second time he helped someone's suit pants just changed.

Tachibana and Ya, who had just vomited a round and rinsed their mouths with water, also rushed over to make up for it.

"You guys are too much." Dazai Movie King Zhi felt aggrieved, "I'll be your driver, but you still kick me."

"I didn't spit on you, but I was friendly to you, understand?" Ju and Yaji threatened.

The car drove so well that it almost gave him away.At that moment, he thought that what he was riding was actually a hearse leading to heaven.

This man is so terrifying.To be a person, you still have to accept the lessons from your predecessors. Sometimes you should not be too lazy in life, and you should not die occasionally!

Let Osamu Dazai have a chance to touch the car, he is a pig!