i'm not interested in big success

"I saw the rough statue of Mr. Cthulhu, the famous R'lyeh otaku. If you succeed, you will lose 1d42, and if you fail, you will lose 1d102."

"...Didn't you disappear just now???" Why did you appear!Be silent all the time!

Moreover!Seeing a green otaku who I have sculpted in more detail before, why do I need a san test?It's not fair 1551!

"I thought of something just now, I didn't have time to ask you to cast a point, so I let you go. But this can't work, I have to roll the dice." KP spoke righteously, concealing his guilty conscience, "Come on, success 1d4+2, failure 1d10+2, Hurry up."

"Comparatively speaking, your test is not so scary." Ju Heya said optimistically.

"That is, who made this statue look ugly without details."

"Then what happened to the +2?"

"Who made this statue look ugly without details."

"..." It's okay.

Tachibana and Ya glanced again at the statue, which had no sense of beauty, and could only see the general shape, gave up resistance, and chose to believe in their own luck.

Surely the goddess of dice will not abandon her favorite believer?

Don't panic, it's not a big problem.

Ju Heya, who stood tall with the flag, looked at the three shadows standing at the door for the last time, and voted!

「橘和雅sancheck成功扣除(1d4＋2=4＋2)=6点san值」

KP: "Hee hee hee~"

Ju Heya: "???"

Hurrah!It turned out that Gou Kaibai deliberately gave this number, just to make him think that when he escaped from birth, he would give him a backstab from heaven!

"It's okay... I still have inspiration, even though I'm 80." Ju Heya gritted his teeth, "But the goddess of dice still loves me."

Accompanied by Xiaoya's action of throwing points, KP said coolly: "It's a duck, she loves you, so she let you succeed."

As soon as the voice fell, the result also came out.

"Tachibana and Ya made an intelligence check: 1d100=34/80 difficult success"

KP: "Hee hee hee hee~"

"Wow!" Ju Heya covered his head in despair, cursing angrily, "You crow mouth!"

"Obviously you set the flag yourself! Is this my fault? Don't try to throw the pot away!" KP immediately cursed back arrogantly. At this moment, it is as happy as Chinese New Year, "Hmph ~ let me vote for what is your temporary madness .”

Ju Heya stared angrily at the ugly and rough fat house statue in front of him, wishing he could go up and give him a kick.It’s this stupid thing, the critical point is that my body is out of control——when I get home, I will throw all the works of art about Cthulhu in the utility room!Take it off the web!No more statues of him will be engraved, Hastur!

He really didn't expect it!Among the group of four, the one who went crazy first was actually himself who had always been cautious and avoided danger whenever he could!

It's hard, it's really hard.

What a shame, what about the promised bull b senior and the legendary investigator?

KP: No one said yes to you, right?

KP: And you call it cautious?I didn't know who it was just now, and I didn't refuse the invitation; I didn't know who it was, but I faced sancheck with super optimism...

"Temporary insanity, insane, lasts 1D10 rounds. I will roll the time." Kaibai rolled another ten-sided dice, "Aha, 4 rounds. Your situation is okay, luck among misfortunes."

Ju Heya looked hopeless: "Yes, luckily it's not the unrecognizable violent tendency, or the messy mania and phobia, otherwise, at this moment, wouldn't I want to provoke a conflict between the investigator team and the deep diver priest?" battle?"

KP is in a great mood, he is more courageous, and he is not afraid of being ridiculed by Dogecoin in the future, so he directly said coolly: "Not at all. Don't think too highly of yourself, with your little force value, is it enough to deliver food to Father Miyazaki ?”

Ju Heya: ...you just wait for me.

All bets are over, and the fate decided by the dice just now has turned into a cruel reality.

Tachibana and Ya faced the statue of the Lord of R'lyeh, and fully understood that this statue was not fabricated or imagined out of thin air. Now, and one day he will wake up, and he will reign over this planet again.

[In the eternal mansion, R'lyeh, the sleeping Cthulhu waits for you to fall asleep. 】*

In a daze, Tachibana and Ya seemed to hear someone singing these words softly.

At the same time, the statue of Mr. Han Ke, who was originally not pleasing to the eye, seemed to come to life in an instant, and gradually rose to become like a skyscraper.His tall and stalwart figure is hidden in the shadows. He controls the world and its destiny. Human beings are no more than insects and ants under His feet, but grains of sand.

The flame of the bean-sized candlestick could only illuminate the eyes of the eyes. Ju Heya faced the monster's chin covered with ferocious tentacles. The slippery and disgusting tentacles squirmed around him, and the suction cups would occasionally scrape his clothes, leaving foul-smelling mucus on them. .

Tachibana and Ya, who saw the illusion because of the difficulty of inspiration——

"Ouch!" Ju Heya's smile disappeared, and he rolled his eyes blankly, disgusted, "Damn, I vomited." He swears without hesitation.

He is an artist, and his hair and nails will be stained with paint, pencil dust, wood chips, plaster powder...of course he has no cleanliness.

But the smell and mucus are really bad, I can't stand it, it's too disgusting!

This is just as disgusting as the shi in the toilet! ! !

As for the drool, only the future girlfriend can be accepted by him, and the rest will go as far as they can, okay?

Nothing but disgusting is disgusting!

yue!

KP: Good guy, this reaction is not quite right... Where did something go wrong? You should be scared. Before Amuro Toru faced Cthugha's Phantom, he almost couldn't find himself. This should be a similar reaction. .

KP: "Aren't you... afraid?" Seeing that the otaku statue didn't react is still within its expected range, but this is beyond expectations...

"Afraid of a fart!" Ju Heya was so disgusted that she was too lazy to pretend to be gentle and elegant, and just wanted to yell loudly, "Get me out of the illusion quickly! If I go crazy, I don't need to be slobbered! Make me crazy, make me crazy !"

Because I was extremely uncooperative, the scare session had to be ended early.

KP thought and thought, convincing himself in his heart: Some people's fear manifests itself as anger and hysteria, and Tachibana and Ya are probably in the same situation.

——Thinking about it this way, the temporary madness it casts is really close to Tachibana and Masa himself!

Ju Heya didn't know that its thinking was so divergent, otherwise it would have rolled its eyes to the sky again.

All the guys are covered in shi, who can keep calm?

To open a batch is to feel too good about yourself.It's a disease that needs to be cured.

KP originally thought that Tachibana and Ya himself would play hysteria very well, and wanted him to act in his true colors, but was rejected.

Tachibana Heya: Although my acting skills are really good, I can't cry and laugh, shout and dance, okay?Don't make it difficult for an actor with exquisite and vivid acting skills, he can't become a school with excessive force and flying facial features.

Under the control of Kaibai, the eyes of the cub who had been standing still in the eyes of the murloc priest suddenly changed.

Crazy colors encroach on the previous innocence.

【Ju Heya】Suddenly covering his face with his hands, a low laugh overflowed from his throat, looking a little weird.

Then the laughter grew louder.While laughing, he was still saying something vaguely, carefully distinguishing, and he could hear the pronunciation of "Cthulhu" and "fhatgn".

His eyes were dilated, his pupils trembled, and he was extremely frantic, with tears streaming down his cheeks.

This laughter and words made Father Miyazaki curl up his lips in relief, nodded in satisfaction, and praised the three investigators who hurried over: "Mr. Ju is very talented."

Three people: ...

You call this talent?What talent?

Crazy physique?

They turned their heads to avoid the statue, complaining wildly in their hearts.

At this moment, [Ju Heya] who had finished laughing had already started to cry, tearful and miserable.

Tachibana and Masa himself retreated to the second line to watch KP's performance:? ? ?

This dog won't give up if he doesn't discredit his image, right? ? ?This is a lifetime of black history!

KP took advantage of the situation and whispered: "I recorded the video hehehehe."

Ju Heya: I just knew about it!

However, Xiaoya forgot that the teammates have already entered the public channel within 2 meters, so——

Osamu Dazai raised his hand: "Please send me a copy, I want to go back and appreciate it slowly."

Toru Amuro: "If it's convenient, give it to me by the way..."

Nakahara Chuya: "I..."

Ju Heya:? ! ? !

Shut up!Can't work, join in the fun No.1!

Although he scolded cheerfully, [Ju Heya]'s body is not under his control at the moment, he should be crying or crying, tears are like a faucet, it's still broken, and it can't be turned off.

Osamu Dazai pretended to take out a tissue, as if he wanted to wipe away [Tachibana Kazuya]'s tears.

But the original owner of the body reasonably suspected that the dog just wanted to wipe his already miserable face dirtier and more expensive.

Osamu Dazai moved closer to his crazy teammate, and before he touched it, he vaguely heard his teammate muttering something. He listened carefully, it seemed to be a person's name?Can't hear clearly.

Ju Heya: ...

He heard it perfectly.

Isn't that the name of a gay friend he should never see again?

So in the eyes of KP, he is such a gay person? ? ?

I feel like I've been victimized!

KP: Hey~ Anyway, I made audio, video and took pictures.

Osamu Dazai didn't realize his evil idea at all, the hand he stretched out was blocked by the hysterical 【Tachibana Kazuya】.The investigators finally realized that this laughing teammate really couldn't be measured by common sense at the moment.

"How long has he been like this?" Chuya Nakahara spoke to Father Murloc.

Father Miyazaki was there, and sighed: "I don't know either." Then he persuaded, "Don't worry, this is a good thing! Mr. Tachibana seems to have seen our heavenly father and savior in a dream!" Otherwise, how could it be? Know that name?

ah!Great Lord of R'lyeh!

Three people: But this is not a good thing!

They didn't want to be good teammates when they came here, and the module was really promoted to join the teaching, and finally stayed here to love each other with the murloc sisters, and gave birth to children...huh?Thinking about it carefully, is this actually a good choice?

KP: Woohoo~ Tachibana and Ya will strangle you to death if they find out!

Moreover, it doesn't have to be the murloc sisters!Murloc brothers—for example, the murloc priest who has not yet deformed his facial features and has been charmed by someone is a good choice~