i'm not interested in big success

Tachibana and Ya stood at the other end of the room, and DK, a black-haired bloomer with a ball head, stood at the door.

The opponent completely blocked the way out, and it was impossible to escape unless he jumped out of the window.

But I also know that as long as he dares to jump, the dog will dare to seize the opportunity and let him roll a 1d3 damage.

It really doesn't pay to lose blood on such a frivolous thing.

What's more, if he had any intention of cheating, the misunderstanding just now would not be clear, and the situation would become more complicated.

Tachibana and Ya raised their hands to show they were harmless, and their delicate faces, which always had a gentle smile, were full of helplessness.

"Liu Haijun, I'm really not a curse master... Is that a code name for a new type of fraudster?"

He tried to lighten the tension with a joke—but failed.

The black-haired DK, who was half a head taller than him, was unmoved, and the corners of his lips curled carelessly.

This person's slender phoenix eyes are sharp, although he is not very old next year, he has an extraordinary aura.

"Wait for someone with me, he will know if you are a curse master or not." The boy leaned against the wall, glanced at him, and said.

Ju Heya sighed in distress, nodded, and agreed to the other party's request.

He didn't dare to move, and lowered his head to recall how things had developed to this point.

Obviously he didn't do anything excessive, why is this high school student NPC so fierce.

Yes, this is not the real world.

He was actually pulled into the table role-playing game (TRPG, commonly known as running group) with the background of Cthulhu and became a great investigator.

According to the Keeper, the keeper of secrets, this is a game world modeled after reality, with the purpose of resisting and accepting threats from the outer universe.

This threat includes but is not limited to: Old Ones (Cthulhu sleeps here), Outer Gods (Nyarlathotep the troublemaker), strange races that worship the Old Ones and Outer Gods, messy gangs, etc. Wait—yes, the Cthulhu Mythos is actually real.

Although the game world has formed a protective net outside the real world, the protection of this net is limited and biased.

This will lead to a phenomenon that some less serious abnormal events will gradually erode the protective net.

If left alone, the real world will be affected.

In this case, excellent talents in the real world will be selected by KP. ·

They (PL) were summoned by KP, pinched a game character card (PC) with new ship skills, and then their consciousness was put into the card to solve these problems (enter the module).

The selected children are collectively called "investigators", and they need to follow the rules of the Cthulhu running group.

When encountering some key choices and need to make certain judgments, the investigators must roll dice and compare the points cast with the values ​​written on the original character card. When the points are less than or equal to the value, it will be judged as [ success】.

According to KP, the emergence of the Cthulhu mythology system in the real world is entirely due to the fact that the authors, represented by Lovecraft, are too inspired and have spied some weirdness in the game world.

As for the coc running group, judging from KP's faltering performance, its judgment system is probably copied from other board game companies.

Tachibana Heya: In short, the reason why people in the real world can live happily is thanks to the NPCs in the game world who endured humiliation, and the investigators (crossed out) sacrificed themselves (crossed out)... I mean, heroic fearless.

Although Tachibana and Ya didn't know what the specific criteria for Goukai's selection of investigators were, this did not prevent the other party from capturing him as a strong man who was nothing but gentle.

KP is definitely the king of dogs, the king of dogs.

——Tachibana and Masa's words were not aimless.

Because, being arrested as investigators, Tachibana and Ya were not angry.

Although he heard that the monsters of the K-type are ugly, but if they can contribute to the stability of the world, it doesn't matter if they lose san or get torn cards (referring to the death of game characters).

but!

What about his friends who save the world and help each other with him?

What does it mean to put novices in the single-player mode at the beginning?

Judging from his poor knowledge of coc running groups, the investigator's three major artifacts: old seals, crowbars, and friends - he doesn't even have a tool man friend who can backstab, so why run a group?

Good guy, when you open the mod, the full text says dead people.

Ju Heya (He Shan): I understand, it is trying to tell me that being ripped off is the norm, and I will be happy if I get ripped off early.

In this regard, KP has its own reasons.

According to it, compared to the other people it selected, Tachibana and Ya have rich knowledge of the real Cthulhu mythology, so they just happened to be able to run the single-player book that appeared.

Ju Heya: Heh.

Someone like him who only knows Naiyazi, Ke Zong, and Tentacles can be called "rich in knowledge". KP is really outrageous.

No matter how much he scolds KP in his heart, the deal is done, what else can he do besides continue?

After asking about the skills recommended by the mod, he seriously wrote a card in his personal space.

Professional private detectives and character backgrounds are provided before using KP.Fixed option, cannot be changed.

In normal TRPG, when creating a game character, the attributes of the character are randomly rolled out by dice, or assigned to a total value (purchase points).

But this is not the case in the game world. The basic attributes are your physical data in reality, and there is no room for change.

Ju and Jacob's physical values ​​are average, fluctuating between 45-55. They can be said to be ordinary people among ordinary people. The only thing worthy of praise is the appearance of 70 and the intelligence (inspiration) of 80.

However, in the context of Cthulhu, too much inspiration is not a good thing.

Because smart people are more likely to understand the cruel truth that is hidden.

In other words - the smarter you are, the more likely you are to be crazy.

If those are still in his expectation, then a certain data is completely unexpected.

According to KP's judgment, his [luck] is as high as 90, which is basically the peak of human beings.

But Ju Heya said to himself, that data is farting.

If he was really that lucky, why was he picked up by KP?Wouldn't it be nice to continue to be an ordinary male high school student?

With complaints of one kind or another, Tachibana and Ya, who wrote the card and passed the review, were put into the module.

Then, as soon as I came up, I faced the biggest difficulty of this module-poor.

What I’m talking about here is of course not like some card-drawing mobile games, which require krypton gold to ship.

This poor refers to the fact that Tachibana and Ya set this character too poor.

In the character card, there is a skill called [Credit Rating], which refers to how much money a person has.

As for how money and credit are connected, it is also easy to understand. In a capitalist society, the richer people have more power to speak.

The credit rating range of a private detective is 9-30, and Tachibana and Yatu conveniently wrote a 10.

The translation of this value can be understood by adults: the living expenses are barely enough, but you don’t deserve to turn on the air conditioner in summer, you don’t deserve to add eggs for breakfast, and the rent is often only the day before the deadline.

Sad.

So sad.

Ju Heya, who had just opened their eyes, looked around their old and dilapidated detective agency. While feeling sad, they shook off the paper fan in their hands and turned on the air conditioner without hesitation.

The air-conditioning mode is cooling, the temperature is 24 degrees, and the wind blowing out is suitable and comfortable, but it has not been used for a long time, and the dust is a bit heavy, which makes his nose itchy and sneezes several times.

KP: "..."

KP couldn't help it: "Again, your character is very poor. If the electricity bill is higher, you will not be able to pay the rent at the beginning of next month."

At that time, Tachibana and Ya were flipping through the drawers. He peeled a piece of melted chocolate and stuffed it into his mouth. He smiled slightly, his eyes bent into gentle crescents.

"I'm probably going to stay in this mod for a few days?"

This can be said.

KP looked at the module in his hands: "Up to a week."

橘和雅打开桌上的翻盖手机，瞧见上面的日期时间：2006年5月16日，下午1点45分。

Can't have lunch, sorry.

Ju Heya: "Well, if you don't enter June in a week, the poor people are not me but Ka."

KP: "???"

"I'm just a weak and poor investigator, what can I have? Right?"

KP: "..."

Tachibana and Ya ignored KP who was persuaded by his meticulous logic. After a brief understanding of the office layout and possessions, he stood at the window and looked outside.

Just in time to see a man with long hair turning into the alley.

The man looked up, revealing a handsome face with complete make-up.

After meeting his eyes, the long-haired man smiled happily and waved.

Ju Heya was sure that this person came to find him, and if nothing else happened, the other party was the culprit who sent this detective card into the unknown world.

KP finally calmed down and started to introduce.

"Japan, Shinjuku, near Kabukicho."

"It's just the middle of May, and the weather is unbearably hot. You are lying on the office sofa in agony, and the air conditioner can't be turned on..."

Ju Heya couldn't control it, and chuckled lightly.

KP: "...huh!"

KP: "Last month, you received the most expensive commission, but it was to find a cat for your acquainted mother Sang, so unlucky that you didn't even have a job like cheating on a film."

KP: "The pressure of lack of money hits you little by little, and the hot weather is also an accomplice to your despair. It is not easy to struggle to survive in this city. You have even thought about packing up and going back to your hometown. Right here hour--"

"Ding-dong-"

It was the doorbell of the detective agency that rang.

With a slight smile on Ju Heya's face, he raised his voice and said, "Please come in!"

He had seen it just now as he was strolling around, the door was unlocked.

With a flick of the door handle, the long-haired man I saw earlier pushed the door open and entered.

"Orange Sang, long time no see."

"Long time no see." Ju Heya replied.

He naturally led the other party to sit on the old sofa, and took drinking water in a paper cup and handed it to the other party.

Although he smiled politely and looked calm, he was actually poking KP in his heart right now.

"Who is this? Since he called my name, I should know him."

KP said lightly: "Oh, then you can cast [Lucky] and see if you still remember the other party's information."

Ju Heya: ... Tsk.

This dog KP is definitely avenging his personal revenge.

The author has something to say: Hello everyone, here is Xiaotong among the coders, and the vegetable dog kp in the coc running group——Kite Yuanzi.You can just call me Big Pigeon, because I have first-class Gu Gu ability (referring to the next door Cavin until now).

First of all, please review the copywriting demining, everyone.

Then friends who don't want to watch too much talking can jump.

——Then the thoughts begin——

Combining the Cthulhu running group and animation is an idea I came up with a few years ago, and now it can finally be realized!I'm so excited!

The inspiration for this article actually comes from #两酒鬼走克苏勒# this moving video. "My name is Kudo Shinichi, and I'm a detective." I can still laugh when I think of this scene now. If you are interested, you can go to station b to take a look. It's a great way to exercise your abdominal muscles.

As I said earlier, Da Ge is a rookie, so my expectations for this article are not so high.I only hope that in the process of reading, newcomers will be interested in the Cthulhu mythology and the stories mentioned in the article, and then get into the pit; and readers who know about these can find a little happiness in it—at least don’t live up to the money spent. Jinjiang coins.

I will explain the terminology of the Cthulhu running group (or slang?) in the future, and if you want to know more, you can type in the comments of each chapter.

ps: That's right, I'm just cheating on the number of comments, as expected of me.jpg

pps: Don't miss it when you pass by, bookmark "Big Success"!This is very fragrant and elegant!

ppps: Maybe you still want to bookmark the chattering pigeon me?And the pre-acquisition of "The Melancholy of Homecoming" & "KP Wants To Tear Cards Today"?